00:09My black cat stole my thoughts again
00:13He sleeps inside the dryer vent
00:18He finds a ghost I cannot see
00:23Then locks my cereal all of me
00:38His name is Gerald
00:40He eats with his whole face
00:43He sat on my pumpkin
00:45Like it was his own place
00:48Midnight, he goes hunting
00:50For spiders in the hall
00:52Then screams at the ceiling
00:55For nothing at all
00:57Gerald, you miss us
01:01Gerald, you fiend
01:04Gerald, please stop licking the screen
01:11My black cat stole my thoughts again
01:15He sleeps inside the dryer vent
01:20He howls a ghost I cannot see
01:24Then locks my cereal all of me
01:29Now, now, now, now
01:35Now, now, now, now
01:40Neighbors cross the sidewalk
01:43They clutch their candy tight
01:45But Gerald just wants tuna
01:47And the cardboard box tonight
01:50He trips me on the staircase
01:52He hides beneath the couch
01:55I dress him like a wizard
01:57He bites me on the mouth
01:59Black cat, black cat
02:02Black cat, black cat
02:02Bad look, bad cat
02:04Black cat, black cat
02:07Black cat, black cat
02:07Best friend I ever had
02:09My black cat stole my socks again
02:13He sleeps inside the dryer vent
02:19He howls a ghost I cannot see
02:23And I trust Eunice
02:25And I trust Eau Alle Who
02:26He beat me
02:29Black cat, black cat telefon
02:31They hurt her
