00:00Scooter, I've been thinking, how'd you like to come live with me?
00:04You mean shack up?
00:07And what about Carlo?
00:08His bitch of a daughter is taking him back home to Texas.
00:12Well, when should I start packing?
00:15Today, if you'd like.
00:17But since I'm still married, we'll need a cover story to explain you being there.
00:22Oh, right. So let's scandalize the garden club.
00:26Exactly.
00:27So let's tell people you're my chauffeur.
00:31A chauffeur?
00:33But I'm an actor.
00:35Okay.
00:37Aspiring actor.
00:38And I'm an aspiring widow.
00:40So while we wait for our dreams to come true, you'll stay in my guest house.
00:44Trust me, at least this pig sigh.
00:47That woman who cleans for you isn't just old, she's blind.
00:52I never said I had a cleaning lady.
00:56Oh, you must have.
00:57How else could I know about her?
01:03You know what?
01:07Let's leave things how they are.
01:09I want you as my lover, not my boss.
01:11Oh, for God's sake, it's temporary.
01:14Carlo is inches from death.
01:16And once I have this money, we can spend it on anything you'd like.
01:20Travel, parties.
01:22I want to give her my freedom for a few shindigs.
01:25Pasadena.
01:26I will have millions of dollars.
01:30And there might even be enough to finance a film starring my former chauffeur.
01:38Are you serious?
01:40Of course I am, my beautiful boy.
01:44Now, what do you say?
01:46I say, car's all gassed up, Mrs. Castillo.
01:50Where to?
01:51Paradise.
01:53Step up.
01:54Step up.
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