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00:00From huge sharks to massive bulls and even birds?
00:03These are the scariest animal encounters caught on camera.
00:05Okay, I don't see anything.
00:07Okay, he's underwater.
00:08Okay, that water looks very, very murky like you can't see in it.
00:11It's not very clear.
00:12Okay, what's that?
00:14Something's way over there.
00:15Look at this little...
00:16Is that a person?
00:17A mermaid?
00:17What is that?
00:18That's not a shark.
00:19Oh, it's a great white...
00:20What?
00:20That thing just came out of nowhere.
00:23Oh, you better swim faster.
00:25Oh, he has friends telling him to swim.
00:27Dude, great white sharks are masters to camouflage.
00:30Like, you can't see them from above and you can't see them from beneath.
00:33At least fish can't.
00:34I can't because I have goggles, bro.
00:36Look at this.
00:36Climb up the pole, man.
00:37Absolutely terrifying.
00:38By now, if the shark wanted to eat you, it would have ate you.
00:40Is it still there?
00:41It's always an Australian, bro.
00:43That must be Bruce.
00:44Look, he's playing ring around with Rosie.
00:46Oh, man.
00:47I don't think I could walk fast enough without water.
00:49I'd be running, bro.
00:50I told you I could run.
00:51Oh, there's the dock.
00:52Get to it.
00:52Okay, he's right there, bro.
00:54He can get your foot.
00:55That is incredibly scary, man.
00:58Okay.
00:58The best thing to do when a shark comes around you is to never turn you back on a shark
01:02and never splash like crazy.
01:03It's hard to say when you have a 12-foot great white hunting you down.
01:06You always have to maintain eye contact with a shark in water.
01:08Never turn you back.
01:09That's how it is with predators, bro.
01:11Never turn you back.
01:12And bullies, too.
01:12I don't know, golf.
01:13What is that stuff?
01:15Why are you putting ants in that little hole?
01:17Okay, is you going to make a new nest for them or something?
01:19You're relocating ants?
01:21Oh, it's a centipede.
01:22So are you trying to get the centipede out the hole?
01:24What was the purpose here?
01:25That's pretty scary, man.
01:26What if I had stuck my finger down there in that thing would have got me?
01:28I don't know what's more vicious.
01:29All those ants are the centipede.
01:30What in the heck is that thing, man?
01:32It's a giant spider.
01:33Wait, that's something off a movie.
01:35It moves that fast?
01:36Okay, guys.
01:37That's a coconut crab.
01:38You know why they call them coconut crabs?
01:39Because they can crack coconuts with those big claws.
01:42Can you eat those claws?
01:43All I can say is, yeah, some people do.
01:45I don't know if I would, though.
01:46I tried one time, at least.
01:48They got a lot of meat in them.
01:49You know, by the way, coconut crabs can't swim.
01:51They actually drown in water and they're a crab.
01:53You know what's even crazier?
01:54The fact that those things ate Amelia Earhart when her plane crashed.
01:58That's what we believe.
01:59So if the crabs ate Amelia Earhart and we eat the crabs, does that mean?
02:03Bro, look at this gorilla.
02:04What's he doing?
02:04Is this outside?
02:05Is that a little lemur down there?
02:07It shook his tail.
02:08That's not a lemur.
02:08That's a goose.
02:09Okay, Mr. Gorilla, you need to watch out because all I'm going to say,
02:12Goose are the gangstas of the animal kingdom.
02:15I know you big and bad, bro, but that thing there will get you.
02:17You better be careful.
02:18Don't take a step towards God.
02:20I told you, bro.
02:21Look, he's going to get him.
02:22Oh, that's the same thing.
02:23Me and the gorilla thinking like, this goose is crazy.
02:26Look, he got the whole posse.
02:27You better back up.
02:28All I know is if I was that gorilla and those things came at me like that,
02:31I'd pop their neck and have Thanksgiving early, bro.
02:33Gobble, gobble.
02:34Geese actually have little teeth in their mouth, too.
02:36It makes it hurt.
02:36I would like to know if the geese actually laid a nest around a gorilla containment
02:40because usually they don't attack.
02:42What I'm talking about, they always attack.
02:43Okay, what is that?
02:44Something's going...
02:45What?
02:46That stingray just broke that hammerhead's ankle.
02:48What am I talking about, bro?
02:49Hammerheads don't have ankles.
02:50You know what I mean?
02:51He got juked.
02:52Sharks actually do hunt stingrays all the time,
02:54but sometimes stingrays actually poke him in the face with that tail.
02:57And that's not what happened to my face, bro.
02:58So yeah, sharks get Steve Irwin.
03:00Luckily, though, stingray's okay because he's hiding under that boat.
03:02He touched the boat.
03:03He's just coming straight at me again.
03:05What?
03:05What's coming straight at you?
03:06Yes.
03:07Okay.
03:08Yes.
03:08Wait, who's talking here?
03:09The snake or the Australian?
03:10The big old dog.
03:12The big old dog?
03:13I think it may be the snake talking.
03:14Aye.
03:15He said, aye.
03:15Aye.
03:16Oh!
03:17If that snake starts talking back to you, bro, we got problems.
03:20Okay, so that's one of the most dangerous creatures on the planet.
03:22And the other one's a sea snake.
03:24Those sea snakes are only 99.9% deadly.
03:27Australians are 100%.
03:28Because we're all humans, bro.
03:29We're deadly.
03:30We're the deadliest creatures on the planet.
03:31I do love Australia, though.
03:32It's always Australia, bro.
03:34Link's in the description.
03:34There's a t-shirt that says that.
03:36Even in paradise, you're never too far away from death.
03:37Okay, what are we talking about?
03:39If you're in the water, you're never too far away from death.
03:41What are you smiling at?
03:42What the heck is that?
03:43It's a little minnow.
03:44Is that a stargazer?
03:45Oh, no.
03:46That's even worse.
03:47That's a stonefish.
03:49Okay.
03:49This is why I don't go in the ocean without shoes on.
03:51Wait, bro.
03:52What am I talking about?
03:53I always tell you guys I don't go in the ocean.
03:54I ain't going in the ocean at all.
03:55But stonefish are deadly.
03:57They're very venomous.
03:58They have a spine that shoots up.
03:59Venom when you step on it, it goes.
04:00Like it spits.
04:01They creep around in the water like this.
04:04He needs some milk.
04:05Mean mugging.
04:06They look like a stone.
04:07That's why they call them stonefish.
04:09Okay, what is that coming?
04:11Is that a lion?
04:12You ain't lying.
04:13That thing's big.
04:14Oh, look how fast.
04:15You know they always say lions do not attack anything bigger than them?
04:19Look at this.
04:19This is why I ain't going on a safari.
04:20At least if I go on one, it's going to be in the cage, man.
04:23Or top on a thing.
04:24They say, if you stay in the vehicle, the lions won't attack.
04:26Then what is this?
04:28Somebody was lying.
04:30Wait.
04:30Okay, what is that, man?
04:32What is that?
04:34I don't see any.
04:35Oh, is that a great white?
04:36What?
04:36Oh, my gosh.
04:38It just came up.
04:40He came up and touched the boat.
04:42Lucky you didn't touch your butt.
04:43He bit it off.
04:44That thing is massive.
04:45Here's the thing.
04:46You can't even see that thing like two feet away from the boat.
04:48I told you there.
04:48It masters the camouflage.
04:49That's why people always jump into the water.
04:53Then they wonder.
04:54The shark bit me.
04:55You invaded this house.
04:56What do you expect?
04:57So I have a huge tarantula situation in my bedroom.
05:01I'm not going to put that thing up there.
05:03So I have a broom and a bag.
05:05A broom and a bag.
05:05Let's see if we can successfully extract it from my house.
05:09All right.
05:10I think you can get it.
05:12That's not a talk.
05:13Oh, it's coming after him.
05:15It's under the blanket.
05:16Okay.
05:16You know what time it is?
05:17It's time to go ahead and leave the blanket.
05:19Put the broom down.
05:20Hide your kids.
05:21Hide your wife.
05:21Get out of there because it's a spider's house.
05:22How did you get a tarantula that big in your house?
05:24Is that your pet?
05:25Don't have a pet tarantula and you won't have to worry about stuff like this.
05:27I can feel it crawling on my head right now.
05:30Giant scorpion found in Vietnam.
05:33Don't pick it up.
05:35Oh.
05:36Oh, I don't even care if I get stung.
05:37Yeah, you might get stung or pinch.
05:38Do it.
05:39Do it.
05:39You got to let it sting you.
05:41Okay.
05:41Be careful, man.
05:42You can't play with those things like they're crawfish.
05:44Can you eat those?
05:45I think some people do.
05:46That thing is huge.
05:47Use a shovel.
05:48A napkin.
05:49You got to be careful.
05:51The great thing here is he's actually handed it the right way.
05:52That is a pretty big scorpion and you shouldn't play with scorpions.
05:55Actually, he must have some professional experience to know how to grab them.
05:58Because if you grab something the wrong way, zap, you got popped.
06:00The crazy thing is about those scorpions, they actually glow in a UV light.
06:03It's pretty cool.
06:04This is absolutely crazy.
06:05Yes, it is.
06:06The largest land crab in the world and they're everywhere here.
06:09Oh.
06:10These two are.
06:11They're going to go at it again.
06:12They're fighting over a coconut.
06:13There's a whole tree.
06:15And I reckon they might be two of the alpha males.
06:19The alpha males.
06:19Once they've got a hold of something, man, they don't want to let go.
06:21They took the GoPro.
06:22They said, I got the camera, bro.
06:24All I know is if I seen a coconut crab, it's going to be red because I'm going to put
06:27it in the pot and boil it.
06:28We eating good tonight, boys.
06:28I bet you I can even feed my whole family on that thing.
06:31Them crabs fighting over one coconut like y'all fighting for food in school.
06:34Bro, they make more of it.
06:35Oh my gosh.
06:36Is that a murder hornet?
06:38It's like the queen murder hornet.
06:40That thing's like two inches long.
06:42You know, they typically don't sting people.
06:44But if they do, it would hurt.
06:46They actually have a two inch stinger.
06:48They can actually pierce a beekeeper's suit.
06:51I seen one one time take a like a, what do you call those things?
06:53A locust from the tree and fly down and pull it in this hole.
06:56It freaked me out.
06:57Sounded like a helicopter coming down, man.
06:59Okay, what do we see here?
07:00Look at that shark.
07:01Oh, he's chasing a stingray all the way up on the bank.
07:04See, somebody said, I just go on the beach.
07:07I don't go in that far in the water.
07:08Look at the shark.
07:09He's on the beach enjoying it too, getting some surf.
07:11They actually hunt in the shallows because that's where most of the food's at.
07:14That's where the great whites and that's where Megalodon used to hunt.
07:18Look at this.
07:18He's getting it.
07:19Okay.
07:20Oh, so here.
07:21That shark better be careful because he's behind a stingray.
07:23Okay.
07:23You see what happened?
07:25The shark just went over the top of the stingray just like Steve Irwin did and got popped.
07:28Like Steve Irwin.
07:29So yeah, they used their barbs to even attack prey.
07:32That's the sad thing that happened to Steve Irwin.
07:33He went over the top of the stingray and it got spooked and popped him.
07:36Sadly, he's not with us anymore.
07:37RIP Steve in the chat, man.
07:39Okay, what is this, Scott?
07:41What's unnerving?
07:41Be it in the water?
07:42I know.
07:43Wait.
07:44Something's swimming.
07:45What is that?
07:48Whoa.
07:49Something stirred up the whole river, man.
07:51What is that?
07:52What's big enough to do that?
07:54I'm kidding.
07:55It's got to be like a crocodile.
07:57Oh, man.
07:58That thing's huge.
07:59It's like Leviathan and he's calm.
08:01Let me just get over here and pull over.
08:03Bro, I'd be cranking that thing up.
08:04Oh, yeah, in a kayak.
08:05My bad.
08:06I'd be paddling that faster than that, though.
08:07It could have been anything, man.
08:09Could have been a giant crocodile, a hippopotamus.
08:11Actually, if it was a hippopotamus, he'd already be gone.
08:15Bro was trying to sing to the cobra and the cobra said, I don't like that song.
08:18Change it, fam.
08:19Okay, so he got bit by a cobra.
08:22Now, the great thing is the fact that not all venomous snakes will actually do a bite that
08:26contains venom.
08:27Sometimes there's dry bites.
08:28And this Indian cobra right here probably did that because he seems to be okay.
08:31A lot of the times these guys that do this stuff are trained professionals.
08:34So don't go try to charm a snake on your own.
08:36And they can handle bites like this.
08:37And usually when they're doing stuff like this for camera, they have professionals there
08:40in case something happens.
08:41So don't go do it.
08:42Moment happened.
08:42Oh, gosh.
08:44That bull.
08:44I didn't even get a chance to read it.
08:46Whoa.
08:47Woo.
08:48This was in Spain.
08:50Okay, they got lucky.
08:52That was crazy.
08:53Look at this slow-mo.
08:55See, this is why I don't go to rodeos.
08:56People say, hey, it's okay.
08:57We're far away from the action.
08:59You know bulls can jump.
09:00That ain't no bull.
09:00Luckily, they're okay in that situation.
09:02If that thing would have been any closer, they'd have been gone.
09:05That bull was mad.
09:06He said, ole.
09:06I'm coming.
09:07Old lady.
09:08A young lady.
09:09He didn't care.
09:10It was sad in those situations like that.
09:11They actually tried to kill the bulls.
09:12That bull said, uh-uh.
09:13Not today, fam.
09:14Not today.
09:15What is that?
09:16Oh.
09:17Oh, okay.
09:17Cover your eyes, guys.
09:18It's my ex.
09:19She's on her way to her next place, I guess.
09:22See you later.
09:22I'm just kidding.
09:23That's a pig.
09:24I don't mean to insult the pig like that.
09:27I'm about to get cancer.
09:28Boo.
09:29What did you just stick your hand?
09:30Is that ants?
09:31Why are you doing that?
09:33They're not even hurting you.
09:34Okay, so those are not the type of ants that'll bite you.
09:36Don't go sticking your hand in an ant nest because, yeah, they got red ants and they will tear you
09:40up.
09:40Especially bullet ants, which has the most powerful bite on the planet of ants anyway.
09:43Not sure what he was trying to prove there.
09:45He's probably trying to get some views.
09:46And he's probably going to get more views in this video.
09:47So please subscribe and like this video right now and don't leave.
09:50And if you do leave, I'm going to find you.
09:52I'm going to let you down.
09:53Hey, chill, chill.
09:55Look at this guy.
09:56Are you training a bear?
09:58Oh, that looks like me sitting down.
09:59Look at that.
10:00I'm hungry.
10:01Where's the buffet?
10:01Bring me some food.
10:02Is that his friend?
10:04Oh, that is.
10:05The bear said, I'm hungry.
10:07Was that your head?
10:07Is that a snack?
10:08He's tasting your head, man.
10:10Okay, it's got to be a Russian.
10:12It's always Russians, bro.
10:13They do some crazy stuff.
10:16Okay, so that's a big brown bear or is that a Kodiak bear?
10:20Guys, never try to pet a bear.
10:21Can I pet that dog?
10:22No, you shouldn't pet that dog because bears are not friends.
10:25But I know if not friend, why friend shape?
10:27You can't domesticate a bear.
10:29And that one's probably domesticated.
10:30But I don't know.
10:30He's from Russia.
10:30So who knows?
10:31Oh, look at this big.
10:34Oh, look at the guy in the back.
10:35See, that's the scary thing about crocodiles like that.
10:38That tail is powerful enough to break your legs and knock you over.
10:40You think you're safe from the back?
10:42No.
10:42The best place to be safe from a crocodile is about 30 feet up in the air that way.
10:46Look at this dude.
10:47Oh, is that an ostrich?
10:48What did you do to the bird?
10:50See, that's why I don't like ostriches, man.
10:52Look, he'd be like this.
10:53That's how I fight.
10:54Who are you talking to?
10:55Who are you talking to?
10:57Now, think about ostrich.
10:58They'll actually kick you with those powerful feet just like a cassowary or an emo,
11:01which are the most dangerous birds in the world.
11:03Ostriches are too big to even try, man.
11:04They just scare me by looking.
11:05They just go like this.
11:08Staring you down and stuff.
11:09What in the world do we have here?
11:11Oh, is that an eagle?
11:13Whoa, is that what kind of golden eagle?
11:15Okay, that is a huge eagle.
11:16Is she running from the eagle?
11:18Is that eagle going to pick her up?
11:20How big is this eagle, man?
11:22I said it's a camera trick.
11:23Okay, that's a huge eagle.
11:24I think I'd be running too.
11:26I think I'd be laying on the ground.
11:27Let the eagle have whatever.
11:28What are you doing?
11:30That is a golden eagle.
11:31Look how big that thing is.
11:33It missed and got her leg instead.
11:35Wait.
11:37That was nuts.
11:38Okay, so they're actually training eagles to take down people.
11:40I've heard of this being in ancient days,
11:42but bro, we're in 2026.
11:43What do we need that for?
11:44Be careful.
11:45Now instead of police dogs,
11:46we're going to have police eagles.
11:47What's really crazy is the biggest eagle ever exists
11:49just went extinct about over 500 years ago
11:51and had a wingspan of over six feet.
11:53That's bigger than me.
11:54Look at this little thing.
11:55What is somebody frying a spider up?
11:57Oh, wait.
11:57I thought that was cornmeal.
11:58I'm stupid.
11:59It's alive.
12:00Wait, is that a wolf spider?
12:02Look, it's just going to bury itself in the sand.
12:05Oh, okay.
12:06Note to self.
12:07If you see some legs sticking out the sand,
12:08don't pick it up.
12:09If you think it's a weave or some hair,
12:12leave it alone because it's unbelievable.
12:15Stop making a weave.
12:17Get it?
12:18What?
12:18No, what is that?
12:19That's a bird?
12:19Oh, is that a condor?
12:21Why does that thing look so frightening?
12:22That's just a baby too.
12:23What?
12:24Don't come over here.
12:24Oh, he's trying to get a little snack.
12:26It was a popsicle.
12:27Hey, I want a popsicle.
12:29Look how fluffy it is.
12:30The adults don't look like that.
12:31That's just the dawn feathers of the babies.
12:33I don't know, man.
12:33If a big bird like that comes out to me,
12:35I'm scared of mockingbirds.
12:37Much less that thing.
12:38Oh, look at that duck play duck-duck goose.
12:40Oh, oh, wait.
12:41It didn't hurt her.
12:42Okay.
12:43It was just trying to tell her that it is a goose.
12:45It must be her friend
12:46because if it was attacking her,
12:47it'd be popping her a lot harder.
12:48I don't care, man.
12:49If it's a pet goose or not,
12:50I ain't messing with a goose.
12:51Luckily, they don't hurt you
12:52until the point to where you have to go to hospital.
12:53They just nick you and pinch you a little bit.
12:54So it's just enough to annoy you and say,
12:56ow.
12:57Okay, what is that?
12:57A seagull?
12:58It's flying over her head.
13:03Was she eating ice cream?
13:03That seagull said, I see it.
13:06Oh, it just pecked it right out of her hand.
13:07She said, where'd it come from?
13:08She got the instincts of that ice cream.
13:09I don't know where this was,
13:10but I'm telling you what,
13:11if a seagull comes after my ice cream,
13:12we about to fight.
13:13I mean, that must have been an albatross
13:15because the seagulls ain't that big.
13:16No, at least the ones I know,
13:17don't know of.
13:18Unless they're from Texas.
13:19Everything's bigger in Texas.
13:20Even the way-
13:20What'd she pull out of his mouth?
13:21Is that a rat tail?
13:22Oh, wait.
13:23That's his tongue.
13:25Okay.
13:25Of course, it's not hurting it, guys.
13:27I wouldn't be showing you this video.
13:33He's going to be-
13:34Got your finger!
13:34Death stare.
13:35What are we looking at?
13:36I don't see anything.
13:38The ocean's staring at us.
13:39Oh, that's so creepy.
13:41Okay, if the ocean's staring,
13:43it's time to go.
13:43What is that?
13:44A Goliath grouper?
13:46Okay, it won't hurt you,
13:47but imagine walking up on a pier
13:49and just seeing some eyes doing like this.
13:51Hey!
13:53Hey!
13:53What's that?
13:54Pick him up.
13:54Pick him up.
13:55Is that a bullfrog?
13:57He's mad.
13:58That's not a bullfrog.
14:00Oh, my God.
14:00I sound like a little girl.
14:01He's screaming like a Swifty.
14:04Back up, bro!
14:05He's trying to come towards the ca-
14:07Why is he coming after the camera, though?
14:09Okay, he's the screaming frogs.
14:10They do that to say,
14:11Leave me alone!
14:11They're scared.
14:12I think it's something screaming like that.
14:14I'm going to leave it alone, too.
14:15Look at this Tasmanian devil.
14:17Oh, this is at a zoo.
14:19Listen to that thing.
14:20It sounds just like the one on the cartoon.
14:21Listen.
14:23That is so freaky.
14:25Okay, they're very territorial.
14:26I mean.
14:27He's saying,
14:27I belong over here,
14:28and I own this.
14:29Get out!
14:30Get out!
14:32Man, look how vicious he is.
14:33Bro, it's like your grandma's chihuahua.
14:35It actually opened her jaws pretty wide, too.
14:37He's moving the dirt.
14:38He's like,
14:38Come any closer,
14:38I'm going to tear your finger up.
14:39Probably wouldn't hurt you too bad.
14:40It just hurt your toe.
14:41Got the body of chihuahua
14:42and the attitude of your little sister.
14:44Oh, my gosh.
14:45Is that a nope rope?
14:45That's a whole dragon right there.
14:47Is that a yellow banana snake?
14:48What?
14:49Can you peel that thing?
14:50Okay, why am I getting nervous
14:52like this is going to be a jump scare?
14:54Don't put your tongue out at me.
14:56Don't put your tongue...
14:57Who are you doing that to?
14:58Okay, that's how a snake smells,
14:59so I'm just kidding.
15:00But I don't know if I want to see this video anymore, guys,
15:02because it's freaking me out.
15:03It's pretty,
15:04but I like to see it from a distance.
15:06Look how long that thing is!
15:07Wow!
15:08Anaconda.
15:08Or is that a yellow boa?
15:09Let me know in the comments,
15:10because I don't know much about snakes.
15:11Because I don't like them!
15:12What'd you put on her shoulder?
15:13Is that a piece of apple?
15:14I want that apple.
15:15Can I have the apple?
15:15What are you recording?
15:16Is that a blackberry?
15:18Oh, King Julian!
15:21He moved it,
15:21moved it on her shoulder.
15:22I felt like that was a setup.
15:23She felt something touch her shoulder.
15:25She's like,
15:25okay, what'd they just do to my shoulder?
15:27Something's touching my shoulder
15:27when I'm out in the wilderness
15:28and I know animals around,
15:29I'm gone!
15:30Well, my instincts,
15:31I'd be eating by a lion.
15:32Quick!
15:32Okay, what is that?
15:33A porcupine.
15:34Oh, he looks mad.
15:35Oh!
15:37So they really do hit you that hard
15:39with their quills.
15:40I really,
15:41I know like it happens to animals,
15:43but I didn't think they would
15:43put them out that quick.
15:44Okay, so if you ever see a porcupine
15:46in the woods,
15:47just leave it alone,
15:47just go the other way
15:48because yeah,
15:48those quills,
15:49you're going to go to a hospital.
15:50But the crazy thing in this video
15:51is I didn't know
15:51they would actually come out like that.
15:53Usually that's how they guard their home,
15:54so they put their face in
15:56and back their butt up
15:57and when you come around,
15:57they back that thing up on you
15:58and it hurts.
15:59Look at this guy.
16:00Hey,
16:01why does it look like
16:01Kermit the Frog ate Miss Piggy?
16:03Bruh.
16:04Boy, look at his little face.
16:05He looks cute.
16:06What's so scary about this?
16:07I don't get it.
16:08Froggy?
16:09Hey, little froggy.
16:10Look at his little face.
16:12What's the big deal about this?
16:13Who sent me this clip?
16:14There's nothing scary here.
16:15There's not even anything going on.
16:17Okay,
16:17what's happening here?
16:23Okay,
16:23that was scary,
16:24so let me get this straight.
16:25You can
16:25play with his head,
16:26touch his mouth,
16:27but you grab his foot,
16:28he's going to scream.
16:30I see the fin.
16:32Is that a sunfish?
16:34A white or a tiger?
16:37I think it's a sunfish, right?
16:39I think it's coming right.
16:40A white or a tiger shark?
16:42No, that's the tail.
16:43That's the tail?
16:43What is it?
16:44Oh, it's a whale shark.
16:45Oh, shoot.
16:46It's a whale shark.
16:47I was about to have a heart attack.
16:48It's a whale shark.
16:49Oh, it's massive.
16:50He's massive.
16:52Oh, I don't know what to do.
16:53Bro, that's like
16:55scary and majestic
16:56at the same time.
16:57All I'm saying
16:57is if I see a tail that big
16:59or a fin that big
16:59in the water, bro.
17:00I mean, whale sharks
17:01are 60 feet long,
17:02but he said tiger
17:03are a great white at first.
17:04Talk about misidentification.
17:06What if he said
17:06it was whale shark
17:07and it was a tiger shark?
17:08Okay, look at this guy
17:08in the water, too.
17:09Just hanging out there
17:10in the ocean, huh?
17:11You're fishing
17:11and you just got your feet
17:12in the water
17:13with your hands in the water.
17:15Uh, I would never do this.
17:16Wait, something's...
17:17Is he fishing?
17:18What is something coming?
17:19Or is it...
17:19Oh, it's a tiger shark!
17:21Oh, just in the nick of time.
17:24Oh, you gonna pick
17:25your feet up now, huh?
17:26I bet you don't put
17:27your feet in the water
17:27like that again.
17:28Now, tiger said,
17:29look, a snack.
17:31Cheesy toes.
17:32Get it, cheat toes.
17:34What's crazy is, man,
17:35I'm telling you,
17:35sharks have so much camouflage,
17:36you wouldn't even see them coming.
17:37What is that?
17:38Oh, it's a wolf eel.
17:39Okay, be careful
17:39because they're territorial.
17:40Look, it's hunting sea urchins.
17:42Oh, you're trying to feed it?
17:43Sea urchins.
17:44Wolf eels actually do eat
17:45sea urchins
17:46because they have
17:46a strong, powerful jaw.
17:47Okay, so you're feeding it.
17:49Uh, that's still scary, man,
17:50because wolf eels
17:51are actually aggressive.
17:52Divers are brave, man.
17:53I don't know
17:54who's the bravest on the planet,
17:55divers or, like,
17:56people like Steve Irwin.
17:57The thing is,
17:57when you look at something
17:58in the water
17:58and you focus right there,
17:59you got a whole ocean
18:00behind you, man.
18:01At least if I'm in a wilderness,
18:02I can see quick.
18:03Nothing ain't gonna sneak up
18:04on me from that way
18:04or that way.
18:05Only those ways.
18:06Somebody else is gonna
18:06feed the ocean here.
18:08Okay, and there goes a shark.
18:09Wait, that's not a shark, is it?
18:10Oh, what is that?
18:11Manatee?
18:12What the heck is that thing?
18:14Oh, look at the face
18:15of that thing.
18:16That's like me
18:17when somebody says,
18:17hey, you want a snack?
18:18Here, here.
18:20I come up.
18:20I'm gonna grab your whole hand,
18:21I'm telling you.
18:22You don't tease me with food.
18:23You don't tease the ocean
18:24with food either.
18:25I think that was
18:25a giant goliath grouper.
18:26All right, what are we
18:27looking at here?
18:28Wait, that's a little...
18:30That's not a little spider.
18:31That's a wolf spider.
18:32You better be careful.
18:33Those things are highly
18:33venomous and aggressive.
18:35Okay, any spider's
18:36a nope spider.
18:37Look at him
18:37putting his hands out.
18:38He's saying,
18:39let's throw hands.
18:39You want to throw hands?
18:40Come on, come on.
18:41Come on, put him up.
18:42And he'll put him up.
18:43Two fangs right in you.
18:45Oh, what was that?
18:46A raccoon?
18:47Oh, no.
18:48Oh, no.
18:49He came through.
18:50He got stuck.
18:51He's so fat, he got stuck.
18:52Look at him.
18:53He's like, help me out, man.
18:53I'm stuck.
18:54I was trying to steal y'all food
18:56and you see what had happened was
18:58somebody got me big.
18:59I ate it all
19:00and I was trying to come through
19:01a hole that came in
19:01because you left this ladder here
19:02and now I'm stuck.
19:04That's what I look like
19:05if I ever go to a buffet.
19:06I can't get out the door.
19:07They got to get a rope.
19:08Hey, somebody come get the U-Haul
19:09or a truck, a wrecker
19:11or something to get him.
19:12Bring him out of here.
19:13And you can see right here
19:13the guy's actually coming out.
19:15Look, he called the fire department.
19:16He's like,
19:16they got a raccoon stuck here.
19:17Come help him out.
19:18That's what the sirens are for.
19:19Or the sirens are saying,
19:21hey, you messed with the raccoon.
19:22Let's come get you.
19:23Raccoon might have called the cops
19:24and said,
19:24this dude invaded my house.
19:25I bet you won't leave
19:26that ladder there again.
19:27I bet you that raccoon
19:28won't go in that hole again.
19:29I bet you he will
19:30because raccoons do stuff like that.
19:31Okay, what are we looking at?
19:32I can't even tell.
19:33What is that?
19:33Something's moving.
19:34Oh, it's an ocean.
19:35Okay.
19:35Wait, it's a crustacean?
19:37That is one massive crustacean.
19:39This is in a Mariana Trench.
19:40They should call it
19:41the Marinara Trench
19:42because they got a lot of
19:42food stuff down there.
19:44Okay, so that is just creepy, man.
19:46It's a deep sea crustacean
19:48just feeding on that bait.
19:50That thing is huge.
19:51Can you eat it?
19:51That's all I want to know.
19:52Somebody asked my question.
19:54I think the answer is yes,
19:55but would you want to eat it?
19:57Oh, there's a bunch of them.
19:58Oh, look at that fish.
20:00Isn't that a snailfish,
20:02I think they're called?
20:03Look at this little fish.
20:04Everything down there
20:04has survived to live
20:05in bioluminescent.
20:07Oh, look at his mouth.
20:08He's eating the shrimp.
20:10The shrimp was eating the bait
20:11and he's coming to eat the shrimp.
20:12I know.
20:13Circle of life, bro.
20:14Circle of life.
20:15Everything's got to eat in the ocean, man.
20:16There's always a bigger fish.
20:18All right, there's a lemon shark.
20:20I think that's a lemon shark.
20:20Oh, is that a black tip?
20:22A black tip reef or a lemon?
20:23Maybe it's a lemon shark, I think.
20:25But I see that.
20:27Oh, you're laughing, huh?
20:28You never put your feet towards a shark.
20:30I'm just telling you.
20:31Put your head towards a shark.
20:33I know it's hard to say
20:33you don't want your head first.
20:34I understand,
20:35but you want to have eye contact
20:37with the shark.
20:37I'm trying to teach you guys
20:38in this video what not to do.
20:40They're scared.
20:41They're just trying to get away.
20:42You can back up.
20:43You know you can swim backwards
20:44like this, right?
20:44You can just push away,
20:46push away,
20:46never turn your back on a shark.
20:48And there's another one.
20:49Is that a...
20:49That's a lemon shark, I believe.
20:51Okay, it's coming up.
20:53Oh, there's two of them.
20:54Face the shark.
20:55Oh, that's...
20:55That's a...
20:56It does look like a lemon shark.
20:57Yeah, it's getting very close.
20:58Yeah, it looks like food to it.
21:00Turn around.
21:01Okay, it's getting very close.
21:03Why is he going up?
21:05You're supposed to stay
21:05facing the shark.
21:06Okay, this is crazy, man.
21:09Wait, the shark came to see him.
21:11Yeah, that was pretty close.
21:12He's lucky that shark
21:12didn't bite you.
21:15Oh, it took his flipper.
21:17It took the flipper and took off.
21:18I think he gave it up.
21:19That's a smart move.
21:19If you have something
21:20to put in between you
21:21and your shark
21:21when it's being aggressive like this,
21:23yes, go ahead and do it.
21:24But the best thing is
21:24stay out of the water.
21:25Okay.
21:26All right, that was a barracuda.
21:27What was...
21:28This guy's not...
21:29His name's not Barracuda
21:30or it's a DJ Barracuda.
21:31Oh, he's going in the water.
21:32Watch out for sharks.
21:33Oh, you can see in that water.
21:34Oh, you can see pretty far.
21:35Look at it go.
21:37Oh, that was a barracuda.
21:39Okay, so he must have
21:40had something shiny on him
21:41because Barracuda
21:42actually attracted the shiny things.
21:43That's why I don't go in the water
21:44because my head was shining
21:45on the Barracuda.
21:45We eat me.
21:46The Barracudas are ruthless.
21:47They don't typically hurt people
21:48unless you have like a necklace
21:49or a ring like this on your hand
21:50and you go in the water
21:51then it will come after you
21:52because that shininess
21:53actually attracts them to fish.
21:54Oh, is that a piranha?
21:55Look at the teeth on that thing.
21:57Let's see how strong it is.
21:58Okay, that's a little twig.
21:59Put your finger there, bro.
22:01Don't try to twig.
22:02The piranha say,
22:03hey, I got something for you.
22:04That thing got teeth like me.
22:05Oh, he snapped it.
22:06You know, piranhas actually
22:07don't attack people
22:07at least 99% of the time.
22:09They only attack things that are dead,
22:11eat things that are dead.
22:11They don't like things that move.
22:12But what's weird is
22:13people actually catch piranha,
22:14eat them,
22:15and then they use the teeth
22:15for their haircuts
22:17like this.
22:17All right, what are we looking at?
22:19Stingrays everywhere.
22:20Okay, I don't like stingrays.
22:22That is a big one.
22:23Is that an electric ray?
22:24No, it's a normal stingray.
22:25Just a big stingray.
22:26Just a scary stingray.
22:29Okay, that's just weird, man.
22:31Oh, look at...
22:31Uh-uh, uh-uh!
22:32I'd be picking my leg up.
22:33Uh-uh.
22:34Guys, that's crazy.
22:35See, I was swimming before
22:36with stingrays
22:37and they would get away from you.
22:38They wouldn't even come this close.
22:39They must be used to people.
22:41I ain't used to stingrays,
22:42so I would not be there.
22:43All it takes is one little poke
22:45and pop.
22:45Look.
22:46He just got slapped by a stingray.
22:48The stingray said,
22:49I don't want you here.
22:50Now, the stingray said,
22:51hey, I'm gonna slap you.
22:52I said, hey,
22:53it's a friendly love tap.
22:54Next time, it's gonna be my tail.
22:55And see, that barb is not
22:56on the end of their tail.
22:57It's like they're right there
22:57close to the, like, back.
22:59So that way, like,
23:00it's right here.
23:00When they go up,
23:01it gets you.
23:02And they trick you.
23:03Look at this moray eel.
23:05Look, he's like,
23:05meh.
23:06Meh.
23:07Feed me some more.
23:08Feed me some food.
23:09Okay, I think he's getting
23:10very aggravated at the cameraman.
23:12See, moray eels
23:13are very aggressive.
23:14They are very territorial.
23:16Typically, they leave you alone,
23:17but if you get too close to them,
23:18hop, they get you.
23:19Man, they're just freaky looking, though.
23:21Look at the mouth on that thing.
23:23They eat clams
23:24and all kind of stuff.
23:25Lobsters.
23:25How far away are we?
23:27Far enough away.
23:28I'm over here.
23:28It's over there.
23:29Good enough.
23:30Octopus.
23:30Where's an octopus?
23:32I don't see an octopus.
23:34Oh, it was an octopus.
23:35That rock was an octopus.
23:37That is nuts.
23:38Look what it looks.
23:39It made itself look
23:40like a large sea creature.
23:41Okay, that's freaky.
23:42That's not even his eyeballs.
23:44Octopus is some of the most
23:45intelligent creatures
23:45on the planet,
23:46but sadly,
23:46they don't live long,
23:47especially the females,
23:48because once they have birth
23:49and give babies,
23:50they typically die.
23:51It's almost like
23:51they come from another planet,
23:52like me.
23:53Okay, what are we looking at?
23:54Okay, y'all filming something here.
23:56What's in the box?
23:57Wait, there's a dude
23:58laying on the ground.
23:59Okay, what's in there?
23:59A bird?
24:00A plane?
24:01Superman?
24:01No, wait.
24:02What is this?
24:02Seriously.
24:03Is somebody calling
24:04or is the camera
24:04making that noise?
24:05Okay, whoever's
24:06next to that ground,
24:07that box,
24:08doesn't seem very smart to me.
24:10Is something going to come out
24:11or is nothing going to come out?
24:12All right.
24:13Oh, it's a honey badger.
24:14Look, he took a...
24:14Oh, another one.
24:15Oh, uh-huh.
24:16Look at the guy
24:16laying on the ground.
24:18Okay, honey badgers
24:19is crazy, man.
24:20I didn't realize
24:21they had honey badgers.
24:22I thought it was going to be
24:22a bird to fly
24:23when they were capturing the shots.
24:24Whoever's next to the ground
24:25on a honey badger
24:25is a brave dude
24:26because honey badgers
24:27don't care.
24:27They will attack lions,
24:28hyenas, they just don't care.
24:29We're in the woods camping.
24:31What do we see?
24:32I see the water moving
24:33and it looks pretty scary.
24:34That's a lot of water moving.
24:36Whoa.
24:38Wait, how many alligators is that?
24:39Okay, one too many.
24:41Oh, it is way more than one.
24:43He's moving the whole water.
24:45Oh, wait, there's two of them.
24:46Look how big that one is.
24:48Oh, there's like,
24:49that's two big boys
24:50next to each other.
24:51Oh, that's not alligators.
24:52They're saltwater crockle.
24:53Oh, they're saltwater crockies,
24:55which are worse, man.
24:56And they will actively hunt people.
24:58I don't know where this is,
24:59but I ain't going.
24:59Don't worry about it.
25:01Look, you can't even see them.
25:02They actually can leap out the water
25:03the same length of the body,
25:04which is long.
25:05What is that?
25:06Is that a piece of trash?
25:07It's a garbage bag
25:09in the bottom of the ocean?
25:10You know we do have
25:11trash in the body motion,
25:12especially the Mariana Trench
25:13that's all the trash that's collected.
25:14Wait, hold on.
25:15That's not trash.
25:17That's a balloon.
25:18That's not a balloon.
25:19What is it?
25:20What is that?
25:21That's not a fish.
25:22What is that?
25:22It looks like a flower.
25:24What the heck is that thing?
25:25It looks like Pac-Man.
25:27Hold on, guys.
25:28Is that a gulp or eel?
25:30Look at his little eyes.
25:31He blew up.
25:32Look how crazy it looks.
25:33He's like, I see him coming.
25:34Let's put on a show.
25:35Looks like this.
25:37Look how big it is.
25:38Watch when it deflates his mouth.
25:39Look at him just let the air out of his balloon.
25:41Look how little he is now.
25:43That's just like me
25:44after I eat and I burp.
25:45All right, terrifying moment.
25:46Saltwater crocodile.
25:47He's right there.
25:47He's right here.
25:48Okay, where is he?
25:49I don't see anything.
25:50He's right there.
25:51The croc.
25:52I don't see a croc.
25:53This video is a croc.
25:54How's it sitting right there?
25:55I don't see it.
25:57Well, just hit the water with a stick or something.
25:59He's coming up.
25:59He's coming up.
25:59He's coming up.
26:00I don't see him.
26:00Where is he?
26:02Where is he?
26:04Wait, I see a stick.
26:06I don't see anything.
26:07Am I stupid?
26:08Am I blind?
26:09I got goggles on.
26:10Guys, did you see the saltwater crocodile?
26:12Because I don't.
26:13I guess I would have been eaten.
26:14Okay, what do you have here?
26:15You're fishing for what?
26:17Okay, what did you pull?
26:18What are you pulling in?
26:18You caught a fish?
26:19Wait, something's chasing you.
26:21Oh, it's an alligator chasing you.
26:23Say, fish some more.
26:24This is my spot.
26:25Get out.
26:25Okay, that's very dangerous to be in water like that next to the alligator when you see one because they
26:29are fast on land.
26:30Now, if you want to get away from an alligator running a zigzag pattern or just don't go by water
26:33like that.
26:34Luckily, they're okay in that situation.
26:35Okay, what is that?
26:36It looks like a little water bug, huh?
26:37I think it's like just a normal little water bug.
26:41Why did I feel it on me?
26:43Why did I feel that bug?
26:46Lost my ear and everything, man.
26:48I can't hear nothing now.
26:49That bug say, film this.
26:50You want to film a TikTok?
26:51Film this.
26:51Oh, my God.
26:52That's freaky.
26:53Okay, guys, this is a giant squid and they are real.
26:56Actually, this is what people think the Kraken is.
26:58Look at the skin coming off that thing.
27:00Sperm whales love eating these, by the way.
27:02There's a diver out there.
27:03Look how big it is compared to the diver.
27:06And somebody else is filming it.
27:07Those things have tentacles.
27:08They actually attack submarines.
27:10So if you're diving in the water and you see that, guess what?
27:13Food chain for you.
27:14Look at this little frog.
27:15He's eating a tomato or is that a ball?
27:16Oh, he looks mad.
27:18He's puffed up.
27:19You trying to steal his ball?
27:21Why did that scare me?
27:22He wanted the tomato.
27:23I'd be jumping at you, too.
27:25Stealing my tomatoes.
27:26Yep, go ahead.
27:26Take it out.
27:27Take what out?
27:28What is it?
27:29A crab?
27:29Be careful because I grabbed the crab one time and it cracked my finger.
27:32Wait, that crab don't jump like that.
27:34Is that a little frog?
27:35Is that a bullfrog?
27:37It must be a bullfrog.
27:41I've never heard a bullfrog scream like that.
27:43The ones I catch don't make noise.
27:44They just go.
27:47And by now, guys, I'm going to blow up if you don't hit that subscribe button because you made it
27:50to the end of this video.
27:51But if you did, make sure you check out this video or this video since I made it just for
27:54you.
27:55Oh, yeah.
27:55One more question.
27:56Ready to go swimming?
27:57Man.
27:57Right.