00:00En el Rock y Trish vs Dudley Boy match for the tag team title to King
00:04An argument can be made that Tess Park, Rock y Trish, don't tag titles
00:08What do you mean inexplicable?
00:09He just came down to try to put the base on Trish
00:12I think it was about to get a test of the eyes
00:14Well the Dudley Boys with their 3D and Trish
00:16Rock made Bubba Ray Dudley pay
00:17But check this out
00:18The impact of the boot from Tess to the face of the Rock
00:23And this is going to be interesting
00:24Because you see the referee in the ring
00:26Senior official Earl Hebner
00:28He refereed last week on Smackdown
00:30Tess almost took off Earl's head
00:32With a big boot of his own
00:34Oh yeah, I remember that
00:35Scoring by Lita from Kenwood, North Carolina
00:38Weighing in at 218 pounds
00:41Jeff Hurley
00:43This match came about after Tess
00:44Fancy and himself some kind of playboy
00:47Tried hitting on Lita earlier tonight
00:49And Jeff, like the brother to Lita
00:51Stood up for Lita in that little confrontation
00:54Oh yeah, well now he's going to get knocked down for Lita
00:57I mean, you know, women cost more problems than the world sometimes
01:01Stop Lita's on the rebound
01:03She was dumped on national television
01:05By her boyfriend Matt on Raw Monday night
01:07Yeah, that was not, wasn't it?
01:09Maybe that was something
01:11Well I mean, there used to be 50 ways to leave your lover
01:14Now we saw 51
01:15I mean, you know, you don't have to make a new playing stand
01:18You don't have to get on the bus, Gus
01:20No need to be coy, Roy
01:22Just dump your girl on network TV
01:24I'll tell you what they came to wait
01:25That Matt Hardy's been acting as of late
01:27It's probably the best thing that ever happened to Lita
01:29What do you mean?
01:29Matt splitting up with her
01:31That would have to be a good thing for Lita
01:32Side for the midsection by Tess
01:34And Kess going to work on Jeff Carney in this matchup
01:38What about the Hurricane showing up a little earlier on
01:41And Rip Flair saying that he has rehired the Hurricane
01:43Because there's not enough superheroes in the WWF
01:46No, it's a tough job
01:47But somebody has to do it
01:48Up over the top goes Tess by Jeff Hardy
01:51And Jeff, what a pace cross ride to the face
01:53And Tess driving up to 15 feet back to that steel ramp
01:56I can't be the only superhero around here
01:58Jeff looking like a superhero in this matchup
02:01Up over the top of Tess
02:02And Jeff Hardy taking it to a Teflon Tess
02:06And look at the balance of Jeff Hardy up on the barricade
02:09And Tess caught it
02:11With a clothesline
02:12Nah, that wouldn't happen to a normal superhero
02:14Looks like he just got hit with some trip tonight
02:18See, she's a tease, you gotta admit
02:20You stop
02:21What had nothing to do with Tess
02:23The poor woman's on the rebound
02:24She is a tease
02:25She told her boyfriend on her national TV
02:26That she loved him
02:28And then he dumped her
02:29Let me just tell you this
02:30She's a tease
02:32Look at there
02:33Tess got scary at Earl Hedman
02:35You know, this Tess guy is totally out of control
02:37He can't be fired because she has one immunity in the battle royal
02:41Now he thinks he can do whatever he damn well pleases
02:43He almost took Earl Hedman's head off with a boot
02:46Just as Earl was doing his job last week
02:48Well, that might be an improvement for Earl Hedman
02:49Oh, look at this
02:50The strength of Tess
02:51To Jeff Hardy
02:53Alita looking on
02:54Into the cover
02:55Hook of the leg by Tess
02:57And a kick out
02:57By Jeff Hardy
02:58Did you see Alita acting like she felt that?
03:01I don't think she has feelings
03:02She's pretty cold hearted
03:04She's got a lot of feelings
03:05She showed that she had no feelings for her boyfriend
03:07Alita's
03:08That's the one who dumped her
03:09Now, yeah, after she cost Matt the match
03:12Alita's shown a lot of feelings toward Jeff
03:14Jeff's like a brother to him
03:15She counted out her own boyfriend
03:17Looked out
03:18She had a test driven in ahead of Jeff Hardy
03:20Tess's in trouble
03:22Mentioned tonight, King
03:23That huge match with implications
03:25Y2J and The Undertaker
03:26To take on The Rock and Rob Van Dam
03:29Right here tonight on SmackDown
03:31We should call that the Ego Bomb
03:33Oh!
03:34Can you imagine?
03:35Rob Van Dam and The Rock on the same team
03:37That's like
03:38I don't know if those two egos can fit this arena
03:40What about Jericho and The Undertaker?
03:42Oh, look out
03:43Jeff Hardy downloaded Tess
03:45It up
03:45Well, that'll do it for that, Playboy
03:46Now, Jericho and The Undertaker
03:47All they want is respect
03:48Yeah, right
03:49Jericho's the undisputed champion
03:52Thanks to Booker King and Mr. McMahon
03:54And look at Jeff Hardy
03:54Oh, it's for the ring
03:56On the top rope
03:57Knocking Tess down
03:58And look at Alita
04:00Tease!
04:00Look at this tease!
04:02Alita, the top!
04:03It's a big tease!
04:04Oh, yeah!
04:05Alita, the winner!
04:06The Tess driven to the map below!
04:09Let me tell you something
04:10Anytime a woman wrapped her legs around a man's head
04:12She's teasing him
04:15Look at this!
04:16Oh, come on now!
04:17Tess just kicked Earl Hegner
04:19Into the ropes
04:20And Jeff Hardy lost his balance
04:22Oh, what a boot
04:24From Tess to the head
04:25Of Jeff Hardy
04:26And Earl Hegner's had it up
04:28He's calling for the bell
04:30He's gonna disqualify Tess
04:32Is what he's gonna do
04:33Well, I'll tell you one thing
04:34He's overstepped his battery
04:35Earl Hegner, you got
04:37Look out!
04:37Oh, come on now!
04:38Wow, damn it!
04:41That's just not right!
04:43Okay, that is going a little far
04:45I didn't think he actually hit Earl Hegner
04:47Oh, look out!
04:48The Rock!
04:48The Rock!
04:49The People's Champ!
04:51The Rock!
04:52Spar Buster to Tess!
04:53K-Bank!
04:54The Rock getting it some!
04:56Look at this!
04:56Look at The Rock!
04:57Look at what The Rock's doing!
04:59The Rock's starting to cast
05:02The Rock's starting to cast
05:03And he left bottom!
05:05Look at this!
05:07The Rock!
05:09Here's the...
05:10You're close to the Rock!
05:12And you pay for it!
05:14Is Tess wants to be a big star?
05:16He wants to spread around
05:17Like Big Man on campus
05:18Because he's got a Unity King?
05:20Well, Tess got him!
