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Transcript

00:00:11To be continued...

00:00:51Check your cheese.

00:00:52Hi.

00:00:53Oh, you guys look so cute here.

00:00:56All right.

00:00:57So cute as well.

00:00:59All right.

00:00:59Happy Halloween.

00:01:01Happy Halloween.

00:01:02Yeah.

00:01:02Happy Halloween.

00:01:16Bye.

00:01:23I don't know.

00:01:55I don't know.

00:02:21I don't know.

00:02:26You had no right.

00:02:27You had no right.

00:02:55You had no right.

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00:06:33You had no right.

00:06:37You do have no right.

00:06:39You had no right.

00:06:41You have no.

00:06:42You had no right.

00:06:45You had no right.

00:06:47You know.

00:06:49It was a few things I know.

00:06:57I guess I just knew.

00:07:02It was a lot of good things.

00:07:04Oh, you know, troubled youth stories, hooligans, Los Angeles ne'er-do-wells.

00:07:11I mean, there are certainly some bad apples, but I can assure you that is not a California relegation.

00:07:20Sure, sure.

00:07:30But truthfully, this whole world has gone to hell in a handbasket.

00:07:36And not just Los Angeles.

00:07:40We have to watch these kids closer than ever before.

00:07:45Keep an eye out.

00:07:47These kids, they're dangerous.

00:07:51They're dangerous now.

00:07:55I'm sure I'll do just fine.

00:07:58Are you a God-fearing woman?

00:08:06Are you asking me if I'm religious?

00:08:09I'm asking you if you fear the good Lord on high.

00:08:13I'm sorry, Principal Dale. I'm struggling to understand how that question is relevant.

00:08:19It's not.

00:08:21Consider it a personal inquiry on my behalf.

00:08:27Okay, then I would say that I am agnostic, if anything.

00:08:33I don't subscribe to a particular core belief system.

00:08:36Oh, I see. You're one of those science people.

00:08:43Well, never mind.

00:08:45Look, Mrs. Block.

00:08:47Call me Ella.

00:08:49Mrs. Block.

00:08:51Now, you may be used to certain teaching methods back where you're from.

00:08:56And I, and by I, I mean the board respect that.

00:09:02But what you have to respect is this is a very particular town with a very particular way of life,

00:09:12way of belief, way of education.

00:09:16If you can adapt to that with an open mind, you'll fit in just fine.

00:09:22You come highly recommended and, frankly, I thank the good Lord that you're here because we could certainly use someone

00:09:32with your background.

00:09:34I just don't want to have any issues.

00:09:42There won't be any.

00:09:44Great.

00:09:45Then I'm excited to see you here come Monday.

00:09:49Okay.

00:09:51See you Monday.

00:09:52Oh, Mrs. Block.

00:09:55Happy Halloween.

00:10:26You set the alarm?

00:10:28No.

00:10:29I didn't want to sleep all day.

00:10:33I thought you had a meeting this morning.

00:10:35I did.

00:10:36I came back home and got in bed just to sleep for half an hour.

00:10:41Get up.

00:10:43Honey, even God took a day off work.

00:10:49This moving is kicking my ass six ways from Sunday and I don't like it.

00:10:54There is a bearable boatload of boxes crying to be unpacked.

00:10:59We can't let their cries go unheard for very long.

00:11:02We don't look like bums.

00:11:05Everyone thinks we're bums.

00:11:07Who?

00:11:07Who's going to think we're bums?

00:11:09We don't know anybody in this town.

00:11:10Not for long.

00:11:11Shining personalities such as ours need other similar auras to thrive.

00:11:18Honey, I start work tonight.

00:11:22Halloween night at the hospital.

00:11:26Brother needs to sleep.

00:11:27Hey, do you know how many candy apple related child injuries I'm going to have to deal with?

00:11:32Makes me sad just thinking about it.

00:11:34Fine.

00:11:35Be a bum.

00:11:36Okay.

00:11:37No more.

00:11:39I'm going to do some unpacking.

00:11:48Coffee?

00:11:49Stat?

00:11:50Yeah, yeah.

00:11:54Why do we even have this still?

00:11:56It's a giant R.

00:11:58It stabbed my ass.

00:12:01No.

00:12:02No.

00:12:04No.

00:12:05No.

00:12:07No.

00:12:08No.

00:12:09No.

00:12:10No.

00:12:11No.

00:12:20Well, you'll just do this.

00:12:21Mother ha 동안, you'll still get your pancakes.

00:12:23Kid door.

00:12:27Honey, is that you?

00:12:28No, it's not.

00:12:29Hey, you want to join me?

00:12:31Sorry.

00:12:32I'm too busy for copulation.

00:12:34Come on, we gotta bring in a new place

00:12:35There's a cup of coffee for you on the tub!

00:12:40Hey, if I use, if I use curly shampoo on my head, will it make my hair curly?

00:12:53God save me.

00:12:55You're stressing yourself out.

00:12:57I'm not stressing myself out.

00:12:58You're worrying.

00:12:59I'm not worrying.

00:13:00We should hire day laborers.

00:13:01You trust day laborers with our stuff?

00:13:05Racist.

00:13:06No, it has nothing to do with race.

00:13:07You know what this house needs?

00:13:09Organization?

00:13:10A pumpkin.

00:13:11Why the hell do we need a pumpkin?

00:13:13It's Halloween.

00:13:18Wow.

00:13:19Is it?

00:13:21Lady, you're oblivious.

00:13:24Are you not aware of your surroundings?

00:13:26Forgive me.

00:13:27Are you gonna rinse that?

00:13:29Eventually.

00:13:30I'm gonna head to the supermarket we saw on the way into town.

00:13:33There's a supermarket on the way into town?

00:13:36Oblivious.

00:13:37Robert, we just have so much to do around here.

00:13:40We don't need to waste our time decorating.

00:13:42I'm gonna cut you off there.

00:13:44We totally can waste time decorating.

00:13:46It's the best part of being an adult.

00:13:48You get to pick and choose when to be responsible.

00:13:50And plus, I'm not even saying we whole hog it.

00:13:53I am simply suggesting that we carve a silly face into a pumpkin to help center us.

00:13:58I'm centered.

00:14:00You're also a liar.

00:14:02Not a very convincing one, but a liar nonetheless.

00:14:07Fine.

00:14:08Get your stupid pumpkin.

00:14:10But no candy.

00:14:11I prefer not to have to feel the myriad of knocks from expectant hungry kids all night.

00:14:16God, you're lame.

00:14:17I have shit to do.

00:14:21Understand?

00:14:22I need keys.

00:14:24Give it your head a little to your right.

00:14:29Really?

00:14:30That's the first thing you unpack?

00:14:33Organization.

00:14:34That's what this place needs.

00:14:37Well, it also needs a pumpkin.

00:14:40Have fun unpacking.

00:14:42Thanks.

00:15:05Accomplishment.

00:15:17It's gonna be a long day.

00:16:05What is it?

00:16:07Woohoo!

00:16:10Hi, it's Mrs. Decker.

00:16:12I'm your neighbor next door.

00:16:14I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.

00:16:22Weirdo.

00:16:28Well, that's a bad idea.

00:16:30If ever I've seen one.

00:16:33What is it?

00:16:34Oh, I didn't hear you unlock the door, which leads me to believe that you didn't lock it, which is

00:16:41a very bad idea.

00:16:44Sorry.

00:16:44Oh, no.

00:16:46Don't be sorry to me.

00:16:47Be sorry to your future terrorized self.

00:16:53I begged you of hi.

00:16:56Oh, that's very kind of you.

00:16:58It's got a Halloween theme with little bite-sized goodies in it.

00:17:09You are so welcome.

00:17:15Oh.

00:17:17Did you want to come in?

00:17:19Oh, no, no.

00:17:20I've been in that whole house many, many times.

00:17:22No snooping notions for this old hag.

00:17:26No, I just, I really just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood and give you a little word of

00:17:35warning.

00:17:36Oh, if it's about locking the door, just consider that noted.

00:17:40My husband just left.

00:17:41You know, it's a word of warning about the neighborhood.

00:17:47You see, you being new, and it's just, it's such a nice street.

00:17:51It looks like it was ripped out of a Rockwell painting, but there is one bad apple.

00:18:02His name is Samuel, and he is a sex offender.

00:18:09Oh, I figured since you knew that you didn't get that whole door-to-door admission of guilt thing.

00:18:16Yeah.

00:18:17Yeah, no, thank you for telling me.

00:18:19Yeah, you know, he worked over at the elementary school on Madison, and you know where Madison is?

00:18:26No, I can't say that I do.

00:18:28It's right by, right by here, and, well, he was caught cavorting with his students.

00:18:35Yeah, kids.

00:18:38Just children, really.

00:18:45Well, thank you for the pie.

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah, you're so welcome.

00:18:55Welcome to the neighborhood.

00:19:15Welcome to the neighborhood.

00:19:16Oh, God damn it.

00:19:30Hey, I'm back.

00:19:32Hey! I'm back.

00:19:40I'm hard at work, I see.

00:19:50Honey, I'm home!

00:20:00I'm beginning to question your work ethic.

00:20:07Can't hold your breath forever.

00:20:11Fine. If that's how you want to play it...

00:20:16Ass, turn it off!

00:20:19You ruined my perfectly relaxing bath.

00:20:21That was my intention.

00:20:23Ass.

00:20:23You said that already?

00:20:26I was taking a break.

00:20:27From working oh so hard?

00:20:29Yeah, I got a lot of unpacking done.

00:20:32I saw one box in the living room that was empty.

00:20:35Did you check the kitchen?

00:20:37No. Should I have?

00:20:39If you had checked the kitchen, you presumptuous fool,

00:20:42you would have seen the results of the bulk of my labor.

00:20:45And I guess I'm just supposed to take your word for it.

00:20:48You're my husband.

00:20:49You're supposed to take my word on everything always.

00:20:51Christ, is that what I signed up for?

00:20:53Blind suppositions and constant nagging?

00:20:56Constant nagging I have.

00:20:57Get out!

00:20:58No!

00:20:58I totally harsh the temperature buzz if that water's done.

00:21:03Actually, it's quite comfortable.

00:21:04I think you should get in.

00:21:06I should most definitely not do as you were suggesting,

00:21:08because I got a trunk full of pumpkins that need retrieving

00:21:14and then carving before I go to the hospital.

00:21:16Pumpkins? Not pumpkin? Meaning plural?

00:21:21Plethora.

00:21:22What?

00:21:23I can't be trusted when seasonally shopping.

00:21:25What can I say?

00:21:26I'm festive by nature.

00:21:28Well, I've made a decision.

00:21:31About what?

00:21:32I think that you must take a dip.

00:21:36What?

00:21:36No!

00:21:37No!

00:21:39Mark your head!

00:21:42General etiquette lesson.

00:21:44Just putting this out there.

00:21:45If you're going to dunk someone in a tub of water against their will,

00:21:50it is just polite to have a towel waiting for them.

00:21:52A real towel, not a hand towel the size of a Muppet's loincloth.

00:21:58You drew first blood.

00:21:59My actions were purely reactionary.

00:22:02What the hell are these doing in the dining room, anyway?

00:22:06You gonna help me with these pumpkins now?

00:22:08Must I?

00:22:10For better or worse.

00:22:11This surely falls into the latter category.

00:22:13It depends on how you look at it.

00:22:18Where's the blow dryer?

00:22:21In my cartion.

00:22:24You know, these chairs should have your names on them.

00:22:28You're up here sitting in them so much.

00:22:32Your teacher asked you politely to please remove the masks.

00:22:39Politely.

00:22:41Like a human being.

00:22:44Principal Dale?

00:22:45I'm gonna take my lunch now.

00:22:48That's fine.

00:22:49Just let me know when you get back.

00:22:51Okay.

00:22:54Did you see what I did there?

00:22:57That was being human.

00:23:10Alright.

00:23:12You need to remove your masks.

00:23:18Into me.

00:23:21I'll get them back to you at the end of the day.

00:23:25You must get out.

00:23:26Come on in.

00:23:27I'll get up.

00:23:31No.

00:23:34No.

00:23:35Go.

00:23:41Hey.

00:23:42Get out.

00:23:44No.

00:23:46No.

00:23:47No.

00:23:49No.

00:23:50No.

00:23:51No.

00:23:52No.

00:23:53No.

00:24:01Come on, come on, come on.

00:24:19Principal Dale?

00:24:40How much should all this cost?

00:24:43Not much.

00:24:44How much is not much?

00:24:45Not much is not much.

00:24:47Stop being alone.

00:24:49I know not the meaning of the word.

00:24:51Come now.

00:24:53Let's get busy before I have to rush off to the hospital.

00:24:56For a night of charcoal feeding alcohol abusing college cretins.

00:25:03Yeah.

00:25:05Jesus.

00:25:07What's wrong?

00:25:15Wow.

00:25:17Who the hell is that?

00:25:24The resident pederast.

00:25:29Are you kidding me?

00:25:30No.

00:25:32Our lovely neighbor, who I assume is the resident busybody, informed me of his presence while you were out participating

00:25:39in Pumpkinpalooza.

00:25:45Why is he just standing there like that?

00:25:48I know not the minds of sexual deviance.

00:25:51Hey, be kind.

00:25:53He may be reformed.

00:25:56I'll go talk to him.

00:26:04Hey there, buddy.

00:26:06Uh, my name's Robert.

00:26:08My wife Ella and I just moved to the neighborhood.

00:26:13Okay.

00:26:15Hey, look.

00:26:17I was just curious why you were, you know, standing here in front of my house.

00:26:24It's a free country.

00:26:25I can stand here if I want.

00:26:30Fair enough.

00:26:32Uh, anyway, uh, hey, could you do me a neighborly solid and, you know, not, uh, lecherously stand here?

00:26:41It's creeping my wife out.

00:26:44No problem.

00:26:46I don't want to creep anybody out.

00:26:48Not on Halloween.

00:26:49There's enough creepiness in the air.

00:26:51Yeah.

00:26:52Name's Samuel.

00:26:54You can just call me the resident pederast.

00:26:58Everyone else seems to.

00:27:12Well, that sure as shit took the piss out of my Halloween.

00:27:16What the hell happened?

00:27:17You need to keep your voice down, Alan, okay?

00:27:19What do you mean?

00:27:21I need to Clorox the first layer of skin off my palm, forgive me.

00:27:25Are you mad at me?

00:27:28He hurt what you called him, Alan.

00:27:31What did I call him?

00:27:32The resident pederast?

00:27:34That's what he is.

00:27:35Be that as it may, he's creepy.

00:27:37He lives across the street and he's got an alleged rap sheet.

00:27:41How the hell did he hear me?

00:27:43I didn't scream it and I think there's enough space between our house and where he's standing.

00:27:49I don't know and I don't care.

00:27:51All I'm saying is that was super awkward.

00:27:54In a super awkward throat cut in the middle of the night sort of way.

00:28:01I beseech you.

00:28:03Put on the guise of forward thinking whenever that man is with an earshot.

00:28:08Now my palm burns.

00:28:09I'm sorry.

00:28:11I didn't think you could hear me.

00:28:13But forgive me, offending someone with that kind of transgressive past isn't going to cause me to lose any sleep

00:28:18at night.

00:28:20And that's not what I care about.

00:28:22Call him whatever you want on a piece of paper that'll end up in your angry letter drawer.

00:28:26But when a human being may be able to audibly pick up on your negative feelings.

00:28:32I'm just saying be careful.

00:28:35I don't want him hating us.

00:28:37Hating you and then acting on some sort of nefarious impulses he may be harboring.

00:28:44Now may I please carve a god damn pumpkin.

00:28:50Please.

00:28:57Please.

00:29:10Oh.

00:29:11Oh!

00:29:41Oh!

00:30:14All right.

00:31:08He's alive!

00:31:13All right, be careful, psychopath.

00:31:15I have created the perfect jack-o-lantern.

00:31:19I'm so proud of you.

00:31:20Hey, I worked hard for this. Get off your ass and come bask in the glory.

00:31:31What the hell is that abomination?

00:31:35What? It's a portrait of my grandpa.

00:31:37Okay, there are so many things wrong with this.

00:31:39A, was your grandfather Hitler?

00:31:42And B, why would you carve a portrait, and I used the term portrait very loosely, into a pumpkin?

00:31:47I have no idea how you'd get Hitler from this.

00:31:49Just look at his mustache and his Jew-hating eyes.

00:31:52Those are Jew-hating eyes. Those are kindly old man eyes.

00:31:56I used to carve pumpkins with my grandfather when I was a kid.

00:31:59That is adorable. And the perfect way to announce our anti-Semitism to the neighborhood.

00:32:04All this worked. For nothing.

00:32:06All right, I gotta go get ready for my shift.

00:32:09Okay, but be cool about what lights you turn on.

00:32:11I don't want anyone stopping by expecting any treats of any sort.

00:32:14Yeah, yeah, I'm lame-o.

00:32:54What the fuck?

00:32:56Okay.

00:33:00What the fuck?

00:33:03What the fuck?

00:33:27You got it.

00:33:41Fuck!

00:33:42Why are you okay?

00:33:45No!

00:33:48Please!

00:33:49Fucking meadow!

00:33:50No!

00:33:52Please!

00:33:53No!

00:33:54No!

00:33:55No!

00:33:56No!

00:33:57No!

00:33:58No!

00:34:02No!

00:34:04No!

00:34:08No!

00:34:10No!

00:34:13No!

00:34:28No!

00:34:37No!

00:34:40No!

00:34:42No!

00:34:43No!

00:34:49No!

00:34:50No!

00:35:02Wait.

00:35:06Way to listen, husband of mine.

00:35:13Who is that?

00:35:16Pick up me.

00:35:18Sorry, we don't have any candy.

00:35:20Maybe next year.

00:35:50Jesus.

00:35:51I'm sorry.

00:35:53What the hell are you doing out here?

00:35:55Disappointing children, that's what I'm doing.

00:35:57Huh?

00:35:58Somebody knocked on the door.

00:35:59You left the light on the stairs on.

00:36:01It doubles as a homing beacon for candy-seeking lunchkins.

00:36:05What did you expect me to do?

00:36:06Double blindly up the stairs?

00:36:08Trip and fall on my death.

00:36:10Reconcised scrubs cold out here.

00:36:12I'm going to carry a carton.

00:36:14Yeah, take a carton.

00:36:39Oh.

00:36:41Oh, life alert.

00:36:43Please don't fail me now.

00:37:01Look at you.

00:37:05Hello.

00:37:06Hello.

00:37:07Hello.

00:37:09Hello.

00:37:17Hello.

00:37:42don't you know i'm not allowed to celebrate halloween anymore not legally

00:37:51ultra totalitarianism at its finest

00:37:57yeah who the hell is it open the door

00:38:43i don't know

00:38:46who the fuck you are but when i find you i'm gonna rip your fucking heart out of your

00:39:20fucking chest

00:39:23a kid but the best trick is when you take

00:39:32what what the

00:39:34fuck how about a little fire scarecrow you're a fucking psycho

00:39:46you're fucking hilarious now get the fuck out of my house

00:39:53or on second thought maybe stick around

00:39:58i mean we can see uh what's under this mask

00:40:17all right lock all the doors and windows and all that jazz

00:40:22Liz, see you in the morning.

00:40:25You look pensive.

00:40:27I am pensive.

00:40:28Why are you pensive?

00:40:30I'm just a little freaked out, Robert.

00:40:34Why?

00:40:35I don't know.

00:40:37I'm going to be home, alone, in a new house, in a new town, on Halloween, and you're going to

00:40:43work.

00:40:45That's why I told you to lock all the doors and windows.

00:40:47You live next door to a pedophile.

00:40:49Well, you're not his type, obviously.

00:40:52Is that funny?

00:40:53It's a little funny.

00:40:54That's not funny at all.

00:40:57Look, nothing is going to happen, okay?

00:41:01Today you were so mad at me because I opened my mouth and that nasty guy heard me, and now

00:41:06you're saying everything's going to be okay.

00:41:08The hospital's a couple miles away.

00:41:10I have my phone on me, and if there's an emergency, I can be home at ten seconds flat.

00:41:15Fine.

00:41:16But it's not ten seconds flat.

00:41:20Fine.

00:41:21It's totally ten seconds flat.

00:41:25Fine.

00:41:27Happy Halloween.

00:41:33I hate you.

00:41:35I love you too.

00:42:03It's too late.

00:42:05Shop's closed.

00:42:12There is no more candy.

00:42:15Come back next year.

00:42:17Little cretins.

00:42:18Little cretins.

00:42:47What the fuck are you doing in my house?

00:42:51Get the fuck out of my house!

00:43:13You poor bastard.

00:43:16Great night to have your first.

00:43:18You're telling me if I have to pump any more charcoal tonight, I swear to God, I'm going to lose

00:43:22it.

00:43:31What do you think of in this place?

00:43:33You know, I check in the break room, where coffee usually lives.

00:43:37Alright.

00:43:37Yeah, yeah.

00:43:38What's your name by the way?

00:43:40Robert.

00:43:41Macy.

00:43:42Good luck.

00:43:43Yeah.

00:43:43Thanks.

00:43:46Thanks.

00:43:50Thanks.

00:44:02Thanks.

00:44:05Thanks.

00:44:08Thanks.

00:44:13Thanks.

00:44:26Thanks.

00:44:37Thanks.

00:44:38Thanks.

00:44:42Thanks.

00:44:51Thanks.

00:44:52Thanks.

00:45:06Thanks.

00:45:10Can I call you later? There's somebody at the door.

00:45:14Of course there is. It's Halloween.

00:45:16I know, but I'm not really celebrating this year.

00:45:20Can I call you back?

00:45:21Are you actually gonna call me back?

00:45:23Yes. Bye.

00:45:41Oh, God. When I was a kid I took a hint.

00:45:47Look at this.

00:45:50Who is it?

00:45:55Take a treat.

00:46:02Look, I don't have any candy.

00:46:05I don't have treats of any kind.

00:46:06No pennies, no rotten apples, no razor blades, nothing.

00:46:11Come back next year.

00:46:14Sorry.

00:46:23Did you not hear me?

00:46:29Go away!

00:46:37Go away!

00:46:45Go away!

00:46:52Go away!

00:47:55Hi. It's me. I know it's your first day of work. I understand that. But I'm scared. If you could

00:48:08just do me a favor and give me a call back when you get a chance.

00:48:13One of those calming, there's nothing to be afraid of, reassuring calls. I could really use it. I love you.

00:48:27Yeah. You're going crazy, Ella. You're going crazy.

00:49:05You're going fucking crazy.

00:49:25You're going crazy.

00:49:36Is that it? Is that all you got?

00:49:39What?

00:49:49Hello?

00:49:53Who's in here?

00:50:08Who's in here?

00:50:09Who's in here?

00:50:11Who's in here?

00:50:12Oh, my God.

00:50:47Oh, my God.

00:51:33Oh, my God.

00:51:36Oh, my God.

00:51:55Oh, my God.

00:52:01Oh, my God.

00:52:09Oh, my God.

00:52:12Oh, my God.

00:52:15Oh, my God.

00:52:27Oh, my God.

00:52:31Oh, my God.

00:52:36Oh, my God.

00:53:04Oh, my God.

00:53:08Oh, my God.

00:53:20Oh, my God.

00:53:23Oh, my God.

00:53:50Oh, my God.

00:54:31Oh, my God.

00:54:41Oh, my God.

00:54:42Oh, my God.

00:54:49Oh, my God.

00:55:25Oh, my God.

00:55:47Oh, my God.

00:55:54Oh, my God.

00:56:03Oh, my God.

00:56:12Oh, my God.

00:56:13Oh, my God.

00:56:17Oh, my God.

00:56:17to help make it easier, but we lost a child.

00:56:26We were so happy.

00:56:31Freshly married, freshly parents.

00:56:36Most beautiful baby girl you've ever seen.

00:56:41She wasn't healthy.

00:56:43We, we didn't know until one morning she wasn't breathing.

00:56:52She would pass in the night.

00:56:56What was her name?

00:56:57Melissa.

00:57:37Can you talk to me for a second?

00:57:39Can you talk to me for a second?

00:57:44Are you there?

00:57:49God damn it.

00:57:50If you're there, can you just knock?

00:58:11Okay, all right.

00:58:13Thank, thank you for that.

00:58:20What did I do to you?

00:58:23What did I do to you?

00:58:23Why are you doing this?

00:58:30Can you just answer those two questions, please?

00:58:36Don't I deserve to know?

00:58:45Okay.

00:58:49Well, if I'm going to die here,

00:58:54which it seems like I'm going to,

00:58:59you're going to kill me, both of you.

00:59:08If that's the case, can you just answer me one question?

00:59:14Not why you're here or what did I do to you?

00:59:20Just another question.

00:59:31Okay.

00:59:36How old are you?

00:59:40How old are both of you?

00:59:42Five...

00:59:4432...

00:59:46...15...

00:59:48...36...

00:59:49...34...

00:59:51...16...

00:59:54...142...

00:59:56143...

00:59:57...67...

01:00:01...101...

01:00:02...2000...

01:00:05...28...

01:00:06...6...

01:00:26She was our world for that short time.

01:00:30My wife, Ella, it hit her hard.

01:00:35I mean, it hit me hard, but I didn't want to lose her too.

01:00:42You know, that happens so often.

01:00:44You lose a child and then your marriage falls apart.

01:00:49Better or worse, in all honesty, but I couldn't lose her.

01:00:55I just couldn't.

01:00:59Losing my daughter destroyed me, but I had to be strong.

01:01:05I have to be strong.

01:01:08My wife, she's a teacher.

01:01:11She loves kids.

01:01:13She was so happy when Melissa was born.

01:01:17I know it was a hellish labor process, too.

01:01:20But she seemed to revel in it, you know?

01:01:25As if she could see with...

01:01:29As if she could see in her heart what was at the end of the rainbow.

01:01:33This perfect amalgamation of her and I.

01:01:37Our child.

01:01:41I don't know how she does it.

01:01:45She's got a job at the local middle school.

01:01:47She's jumping back on the saddle.

01:01:53I can't imagine what that's like.

01:01:57Being a mother for so short a time and then having to be around kids five days a week.

01:02:05I just don't know.

01:02:10I like you, Robert.

01:02:12I'm glad you're here.

01:02:14And I hate everyone.

01:02:16I hate the doctors.

01:02:18The nursing staff.

01:02:21Actually, I hate the entire town.

01:02:25Everyone's just so boring.

01:02:29Yeah?

01:02:30You can tell that already.

01:02:33Go be with your wife.

01:02:35No.

01:02:36You're right.

01:02:37It's probably nothing.

01:02:39Go home to your wife.

01:02:41I'll cover for you.

01:02:44It's still Halloween.

01:02:46It's far past Halloween at this point.

01:02:49Technicalities.

01:02:56Happy Halloween.

01:03:05Sorry.

01:03:27I died.INOさん

01:03:31I died지만

01:03:31I died too.

01:05:39Honey, I'm home.

01:05:41I'm home.

01:05:44Ella?

01:05:51Jesus Christ.

01:05:55Oh my God.

01:05:57Ella?

01:06:11Where's my wife?

01:06:16Where's my wife?

01:06:56Wait.

01:06:57Wait.

01:07:27What?

01:07:29What?

01:07:30What?

01:07:52I'm going to make all the characters.

01:07:57I'm going to make all the characters.

01:09:22I fucking hate Halloween.

01:09:23I told you being a sexy pregnant man was a stupid idea.

01:09:27I look ugly and fat.

01:09:31Nothing good ever happens on Halloween, ever.

01:09:33In fact, mostly bad things happen on Halloween.

01:09:37I'm so fat.

01:09:39I just want to eat chocolate, but I can't have any chocolate because then I'll get fatter.

01:09:42Wait.

01:09:43You don't know what happened here?

01:09:51Here?

01:09:52Like, here, here?

01:09:54She doesn't know.

01:09:57Wait.

01:09:58Something happened here.

01:09:59And I assume whatever the something is, is something bad.

01:10:04Something happened here and neither of you until this moment have felt the need to tell me?

01:10:08Count us a shitty friend thing.

01:10:11But it's Halloween night, so I guess we should tell you now.

01:10:15That's great.

01:10:16Tell her now.

01:10:17I hate you guys.

01:10:18I would say stop me if you've heard this before, but we've already established that you haven't,

01:10:22so I'm just gonna run my mouth.

01:10:23Run it.

01:10:24Run it.

01:10:25Run it.

01:10:26Run it.

01:10:27Run it.

01:10:27Okay.

01:10:29I get to tell a ghost story I am so hyped.

01:10:39It was Halloween night.

01:10:42What?

01:10:43Shut up!

01:10:44I'm having fun!

01:10:45You guys are literally the worst.

01:10:47Go on.

01:10:48I'll be a good girl.

01:10:49Thank you, cut.

01:10:52It was Halloween night.

01:10:54Fifteen years ago.

01:10:56Wasn't.

01:10:57Didn't seem like that long ago.

01:10:58It was forever ago.

01:10:59Well, the first part was.

01:11:01The second part was last year.

01:11:03Guys.

01:11:03Okay, okay.

01:11:05It was Halloween night, and there was this woman.

01:11:08She was knocked up to hell and back.

01:11:11Oh my god, like you!

01:11:13There are no words for how annoyed I am getting.

01:11:16Well, this pregnant bitch.

01:11:18Why do you have to be so ugly?

01:11:19Fine.

01:11:20Pregnant broad.

01:11:26She was dating this total piece of shit.

01:11:28You guys remember my cousin Trish?

01:11:30Who doesn't know Trish?

01:11:32Every throbbing cock in town knows Trish.

01:11:34Yeah, yeah.

01:11:35Go on.

01:11:37This skeezy dude.

01:11:39My cousin Trish.

01:11:41She knows him.

01:11:43Well, knew him, for that matter.

01:11:46He used to frequent Bernie's.

01:11:48The piece of shit along the wall.

01:11:50Pseudo dive bar at the Eastman of Down.

01:11:52And this aforementioned skeezy dude.

01:11:55Well, he knocked her up.

01:11:58But this chick, well, he was abusive.

01:12:02Total piece of shit.

01:12:04Verbal meets physical in this grand perfect storm of fuck you, machismo.

01:12:13Well, she gets wise.

01:12:15And she leaves the dude.

01:12:17But she's already attached to this burgeoning vermin inside of her.

01:12:23Like, she's so excited.

01:12:24She always wanted to be a mother.

01:12:26Forget the sperm sprayer who put the two kids inside of her.

01:12:30Wait.

01:12:32Twins?

01:12:36You are the worst storyteller ever.

01:12:39Fuck!

01:12:40And you!

01:12:41What do you mean?

01:12:41I am a great storyteller.

01:12:43No, you're not.

01:12:44Spoiler alert that the kids are twins.

01:12:48You might as well just tell the audience.

01:12:50Okay, guys, please.

01:12:51I'm kind of freaked out by this whole thing.

01:12:53Apparently something horrible happened in the house in which I dwell.

01:12:57And my two best friends decided not to tell me until I moved my ass in.

01:13:04So, if you could finish the rest of the story, please.

01:13:07They were twins.

01:13:09Arr.

01:13:11Who's ruining the story now, bitch?

01:13:13Sorry.

01:13:14Go on.

01:13:16This skeezy dude.

01:13:17He's spurned because she dropped the motherfucker like a bad habit.

01:13:21Girl power.

01:13:22Well, she started dating another bug.

01:13:24Nice guy.

01:13:25But still on the lower proverbial end of the hieroplast.

01:13:31But still a nice guy.

01:13:33But this guy, man.

01:13:35He can't take it.

01:13:37Her running around with this new bow while carrying his kids?

01:13:41No!

01:13:43No, sir.

01:13:46And one Halloween night, fifteen years ago, he snaps.

01:13:54And his stabs are in the belly.

01:13:57Right here, in this kitchen.

01:14:02Are you fucking kidding me?

01:14:04He stabbed her seven times.

01:14:06Six.

01:14:06It was seven.

01:14:07I promise it was six.

01:14:08I swear to you it was seven.

01:14:10Google!

01:14:11Okay, guys.

01:14:12Please.

01:14:13I'm kind of freaked out by this whole thing right now.

01:14:16I don't care if it was six or seven or twelve or thirty times.

01:14:21A pregnant woman.

01:14:23Pregnant got stabbed in my kitchen?

01:14:26You are.

01:14:27Okay, never mind you worthless slags not telling me.

01:14:31But, is she my landlord?

01:14:32I mean, God.

01:14:33This isn't something you're supposed to reveal at some point, right?

01:14:36Well, yes and no, but it just depends actually.

01:14:39That's how the end of the story.

01:14:41She dies.

01:14:43I bet.

01:14:43But the kids didn't.

01:14:48Fourteen years later, those two girls, those twins of evil, those bad apples born out of violence,

01:15:00they took to the streets one Halloween night years ago.

01:15:06Lord knows why they chose that year.

01:15:08You're talking about now?

01:15:10It was the same year as you moved now.

01:15:11No.

01:15:12How did I not know about this?

01:15:15They start going door to door, knocking arbitrarily.

01:15:19No rhyme, no fucking reason, but if you weren't celebrating, if you didn't have your lights on,

01:15:26oh man, did they have a treat for you.

01:15:30Technically, tricks really.

01:15:32They killed a pedophile.

01:15:33You know the one that took a little broad kid's bathing suit areas?

01:15:36Oh, those poor little angels.

01:15:38Good riddance of the bad rubbish on that guy.

01:15:40They killed a trailer trash broad, some old chick.

01:15:44But the really sad one was this teacher gal's husband.

01:15:50They kept her alive to deal with all the pain and the misery.

01:15:56Yeah, see, I figured you were aware of this.

01:15:59This is really fucked up shit.

01:16:01Those two brats, they tele-cut-

01:16:03No!

01:16:05No!

01:16:07That's the best part!

01:16:09This is my time!

01:16:11Fine, go ahead then.

01:16:13Those two little brats, they carved into his chest a fucking jack-o-lantern!

01:16:22I have to fucking show you the pictures.

01:16:23I think it's on rotten.com.

01:16:25Really?

01:16:25I wanna see that.

01:16:26Google it, bitch!

01:16:27Guys, I don't wanna hear this anymore.

01:16:29I know that I said the man on the entrance was the best part.

01:16:33But really?

01:16:36This.

01:16:38This is the best part.

01:16:42Those two bad bitches?

01:16:45They're still alive.

01:16:46What?

01:16:48See, that's the part I don't believe.

01:16:50What?

01:16:51It's true!

01:16:52They never found the bodies!

01:16:54I swear!

01:16:55Okay, ladies.

01:16:56I'm done.

01:16:57It's time for bed.

01:16:59We have had a blast.

01:17:01I need to go to bed.

01:17:05Room spang.

01:17:07Have a carrot.

01:17:09Ew.

01:17:18Take it out.

01:17:30Take it out.

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