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Stevie agreed to the fake relationship deal with Lexington Hall strictly for convenience, determined to guard her heart against the man who once broke it. But locked away in grand hotel suites and high-profile parties, the steamy tension between them reaches a boiling point. Will this fake romance grant them the second chance they secretly crave?
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Stevie agreed to the fake relationship deal with Lexington Hall strictly for convenience, determined to guard her heart against the man who once broke it. But locked away in grand hotel suites and high-profile parties, the steamy tension between them reaches a boiling point. Will this fake romance grant them the second chance they secretly crave?
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00:00:07And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:00:12Lexington Hall!
00:00:25Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've dropped it this day.
00:00:28The day that I finally turned 18.
00:00:31And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:00:33And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:00:37I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:00:41Fuck you!
00:00:48Out the camera!
00:00:50Fuck all of you!
00:00:52Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:00:54I'm never acting again!
00:00:57Woo!
00:01:02What a spoiled Hollywood ass game.
00:01:11Dad, I've got the school play audition. I gotta go.
00:01:14Break your legs, honey.
00:01:16It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:01:25Oh my god, I can't believe we're going to be classmates with the Lexington Hall.
00:01:29The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:01:31Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:01:33Do you think you'll sign my boobs?
00:01:36Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:38Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:45Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:48So, let's free me.
00:01:49No!
00:01:50No!
00:01:54No!
00:01:57No!
00:02:02Is that Lex Hall?
00:02:22my hair is stuck on his clutch
00:02:25no no no i can't let the whole school see me like this
00:02:35hey we really don't have time for this right now what are you waiting for drive
00:02:39this is huge i don't know how to let's hit the gas
00:02:51okay stop the car stop the car i think we're safe
00:02:57seriously
00:03:03you having a good time down there my hair is stuck
00:03:08okay okay i'd stop if i were you that before selling out
00:03:36you know i've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before but
00:03:41this pretty original i am not one of your crazy fangirls you jumped into my car you destroyed
00:03:48my truck and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:03:53yeah that's unfortunate
00:04:00fine here
00:04:04now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:04:08this thing i don't want your stupid autographs you know you're exactly what i imagine you'd
00:04:14be like a spoiled hollywood asshole now leave me alone
00:04:25spoiled hollywood asshole huh
00:04:31it's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:04:40stevie st james
00:04:41i think i want you doing fright and prejudice
00:04:45boring you know what sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:04:50yeah i'm gonna act in hollywood too one day
00:04:55you're not missing out on much toots it's not what you think it is
00:04:58you know what you can save your jaded broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares
00:05:02acting is my dream
00:05:06and i promised someone i would never give up on that dream
00:05:10not that someone like you would ever understand
00:05:13now if you'll excuse me i have an audition and i'm gonna be late
00:05:22i can close my own door
00:05:24like so
00:05:29audition huh
00:05:32i don't know why you had to audition natalie
00:05:34you were made for the lead role
00:05:36yeah you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:05:41girls this is the last year and it's gonna be the best year
00:05:46well since stevie is a no-show
00:05:49this concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:05:54wait
00:05:55i'm here
00:06:08all right farm girl let's see what you got
00:06:12all righty stevie
00:06:13you made it
00:06:14you can start whenever you're ready
00:06:18mr darcy
00:06:18from the moment that i met you
00:06:20your manners showed me that you are arrogant
00:06:23selfish
00:06:24and conceited
00:06:26she's
00:06:27not bad
00:06:29so my answer is no
00:06:31you're the last man in the world who
00:06:34wait
00:06:35where's my partner jameson
00:06:39he's supposed to come in here
00:06:41oh no stevie
00:06:43did your acting partner ditch you
00:06:45i don't blame him
00:06:46this is a train wreck
00:06:47yeah my desk plant has better acting skills
00:06:51oh no
00:06:59oh
00:07:03hey
00:07:05oh
00:07:07oh
00:07:08oh
00:07:08oh
00:07:08oh
00:07:10oh
00:07:11oh
00:07:12oh
00:07:12oh
00:07:12oh
00:07:12oh
00:07:12oh
00:07:12oh
00:07:12oh
00:07:13oh
00:07:13oh
00:07:13oh
00:07:13oh
00:07:14oh
00:07:16oh
00:07:16oh
00:07:30Lex Hull
00:07:31Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:07:3491
00:07:35Right
00:07:46Wait
00:07:47This is my first kiss
00:07:51He did a stage kiss?
00:07:52Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:07:55He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:07:59With Stevie?
00:08:00I thought Lex quit acting
00:08:02Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:08:04Allow me to speak but a few words
00:08:07My dearest
00:08:09And loveliest Elizabeth
00:08:11Lex, what are you doing here?
00:08:13You don't even know the lines
00:08:15I heard them earlier
00:08:21He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:08:25Oh
00:08:27Oh, I leave
00:08:31I've been a selfish man all my life
00:08:33Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be
00:08:36Not for you
00:08:38The Elizabeth
00:08:39By you I was properly humbled
00:08:42And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke
00:08:45Tell me at once
00:08:47But otherwise
00:08:49Will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:08:52Of having you
00:09:03Bravo!
00:09:04Bravo!
00:09:06Bravo!
00:09:07Beautiful chemistry
00:09:09The lead roles are yours
00:09:10Provided
00:09:11Both of you
00:09:12Agree to do the play
00:09:14Yes!
00:09:16Yes, thank you Mr. Hamlin
00:09:18We won't let you down
00:09:19All righty
00:09:20Now the auditions are over
00:09:23But Mr. Hamlin
00:09:27This isn't over you slimy barn snake
00:09:30That lead role is mine
00:09:33And so is Lex
00:09:35Let's go
00:09:42Well that was fun
00:09:44Good luck
00:09:45Wait, you're leaving?
00:09:49Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this
00:09:52Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play
00:09:56Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo
00:09:58Tough luck
00:10:01Maybe next time
00:10:01There won't be a next time, Lex
00:10:06Not for someone like me
00:10:08Look
00:10:09My grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:10:12And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:10:15me on stage
00:10:18She, uh
00:10:20She never got the chance to
00:10:23So just for once
00:10:26I want to know what it feels like to really act
00:10:34All right
00:10:36Stevie St. James
00:10:38Let's say I do agree to act with you
00:10:45What do I get out of it?
00:10:54I have a spare bedroom
00:10:57What?
00:10:58Um
00:10:59You're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:11:03I saw how crazy your fans are
00:11:05They'll chew you up when you get back there
00:11:07So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:11:11Well, that's what you wanted
00:11:13Right?
00:11:14Mister
00:11:15I just want a normal life
00:11:23Okay, fuck it
00:11:26You got yourself a deal, farm girl
00:11:30So you're at the farm
00:11:50You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper
00:11:52Oh, I'm sorry
00:11:53Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:11:56The hottest Hollywood star in the world
00:11:58Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:12:01What?
00:12:02No!
00:12:03In your dreams
00:12:04You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:12:08I prefer the word confident
00:12:12Speaking of
00:12:15You weren't actually in Hollywood, St. James
00:12:21You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
00:12:30Stevie, honey
00:12:32Mom!
00:12:33Dad, um
00:12:34This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us
00:12:38I'm Lex
00:12:39I'm sorry
00:12:40I don't mean to intrude
00:12:41Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:12:44So
00:12:45She told us that you're her acting partner
00:12:48And with such a talented actor's help
00:12:51Our baby girl's going to be a star
00:12:53Oh, Dad
00:12:54Stop
00:12:55Okay, kids
00:12:56Dinner's almost ready
00:12:58Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:13:00Great idea
00:13:00Hey, I hope you like venison
00:13:04Wow, that was embarrassing
00:13:07No, it was cute
00:13:09Do you tell how much they care?
00:13:11Why no one has that?
00:13:15Anyways
00:13:18I'm gonna go find out what venison is
00:13:20Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex
00:13:22I don't, I don't think you really want to know
00:13:23How's your dad's cooking?
00:13:31Lex Hall's an asshole
00:13:33But why do I find him so hot?
00:13:35And what you do me the greatest pleasure
00:13:37Of having you
00:13:43Stop it, Stevie
00:13:44He's literally a Hollywood actor
00:13:47He's just acting
00:13:48I need to stop thinking about him
00:13:51He's a star
00:13:52And you're just you
00:13:54Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:14:01Well, good morning to you, too
00:14:03Oh, my God
00:14:17Well, that is
00:14:19Don't
00:14:19Say another word
00:14:21What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:14:23Well, I was trying to take a shower
00:14:24And then the thing broke
00:14:27But as my generous hostess
00:14:29I assume you can fix it for me
00:14:44What are you doing, St. James?
00:14:46Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing
00:14:48More types in there
00:14:54You sure you know how to fix this?
00:14:56Uh-huh
00:14:57Newsflash, your highness
00:14:58Real people like me actually grew up
00:15:00Learning real life skills
00:15:01While you were busy
00:15:02Having tea and cake with celebrities
00:15:03You seem to think
00:15:04Movie stars' lives are all fun and games
00:15:06Oh, yeah
00:15:07Because all the fans that love you
00:15:09And the galas
00:15:10And the traveling around the world
00:15:12It's so horrible
00:15:14You sure you don't want any help?
00:15:16No, you've done enough
00:15:17The last thing I need is your help
00:15:23Shit!
00:15:24I can't actually be stuck like this
00:15:26With my ass pointed at
00:15:30You've got a real talent
00:15:31For getting yourself
00:15:32In compromising positions
00:15:35Don't you, phone girl?
00:15:40Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:15:42Just pull me out
00:15:43Oh?
00:15:45I thought you didn't want my help
00:15:47Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:15:49Help me
00:15:54Sting, honey?
00:15:55Are you in the barn?
00:16:00Yeah, mom, I'm just
00:16:06I'm fixing the water pipe
00:16:10Okay, do you want some help?
00:16:12No, I'm about to be done
00:16:13Oh, okay
00:16:15Breakfast is ready
00:16:16Okay, I'm coming
00:16:27Hey
00:16:33Where is this stupid wrench?
00:16:39That's not a wrench
00:16:41What?
00:16:48I am so sorry
00:16:51It's okay
00:16:59Okay
00:16:59I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:17:01And dive in there
00:17:02Hold up
00:17:05Someone else me an apology
00:17:08Miss
00:17:09Real life skills
00:17:12You know, I'm starting to think
00:17:13You only brought me on this farm
00:17:14To screw with me
00:17:16St. James
00:17:22Lexington
00:17:24Oh, God
00:17:24What's my mom doing back?
00:17:27Lexington?
00:17:28No
00:17:29That's my mom
00:17:36Lexington?
00:17:37Did you think you could run away
00:17:38Without me knowing?
00:17:40Lexington
00:17:42What are you doing in a
00:17:44Oh, God
00:17:45Barn like this
00:17:46And without a shirt?
00:17:48I've decided to spend some time on a farm
00:17:49Mom, you didn't have to break an energy
00:17:51Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington
00:17:53Your reputation is in the gutter
00:17:56And now I find you living on some dirty farm
00:17:58You don't belong here, Lex
00:18:01Or with whatever redneck lives here
00:18:07Is there someone in there with you?
00:18:10Lexington, that's it
00:18:11I'm coming in now
00:18:21Mom, I'm naked
00:18:22And I'm hard
00:18:26Lexington
00:18:26You put that towel on right now
00:18:29No
00:18:30Not until you get in your car
00:18:31And you drive away
00:18:32I'm not a kid anymore
00:18:34And I've told you
00:18:35I'm quitting Hollywood
00:18:36You are not quitting
00:18:38You're just having a temper tantrum
00:18:41I know you
00:18:42I'm your mother
00:18:43And your agent
00:18:44And in fact
00:18:46I might remind you
00:18:48That all of these contracts
00:18:50Bear your signature
00:18:51So if you don't come back to LA
00:18:52You're going to court
00:18:56Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds?
00:18:59And let me be free for once?
00:19:01You know
00:19:01Freedom is a luxury
00:19:03That a movie star like you
00:19:05Doesn't get to have
00:19:05And so is a scandal
00:19:07So I better not catch you
00:19:09Getting into any trouble
00:19:10And if I find out
00:19:11That you are messing around
00:19:13With some gold digging farm girl
00:19:15Not only will I ruin your life
00:19:17I'll ruin hers
00:19:26Okay, you can turn around now
00:19:31Sorry
00:19:37Bad day, huh?
00:19:40Good days
00:19:41Bad days
00:19:42Harold's days
00:19:44All the endless bullshit
00:19:47In between
00:19:48I'm surprised you paid for me
00:19:50In the Perfect Glocks Hall
00:19:52You're really not
00:19:53You know
00:19:55Perfect
00:19:55I mean
00:19:56First of all
00:19:57You are majorly entitled
00:20:00You're cocky
00:20:01Incredibly reckless
00:20:02You think?
00:20:03For the pep talk
00:20:04But it doesn't make you bad
00:20:08It just makes you normal
00:20:21You know
00:20:22You know there are copies of that, right?
00:20:24It's okay to want things
00:20:26To forget what your mom wants
00:20:27And what the fans want
00:20:30It's hard to explain
00:20:32But somehow
00:20:32When I'm only with her
00:20:34It doesn't feel so bad
00:20:35To be just like tall
00:20:39What do you want
00:20:40What do you want, Lexal?
00:20:42What do I want?
00:21:06And the award for best youth actor goes to
00:21:11Lexington Hall
00:21:23Ever since my first film
00:21:25Of the age of three
00:21:26I've drafted this day
00:21:27The day
00:21:27That I finally turn 18
00:21:29And so to my sweet mother
00:21:31Here in the crowd
00:21:32And to Hollywood
00:21:33And everyone watching at home
00:21:35I have just one thing
00:21:37To say to all of you
00:21:39Fuck
00:21:40You
00:21:47At the camera
00:21:49Fuck all of you
00:21:50Fuck this disgusting industry
00:21:53I'm never acting again
00:21:55I spoiled Hollywood Aspen
00:22:10Dad, I've got the school play audition
00:22:11I gotta go
00:22:13Break your legs, honey
00:22:14It's break a leg
00:22:16But thank you
00:22:24Oh my god
00:22:24I can't believe we're gonna be classmates
00:22:26With the Lexal
00:22:27The hottest guy from Hollywood
00:22:30Oh my god
00:22:30I could literally die
00:22:31Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:22:35Oh my god
00:22:36There he is
00:22:47So Paula's screaming
00:23:01Is that Lex home?
00:23:21My hair is stuck on his clutch?
00:23:27No
00:23:27No, no, no
00:23:28I can't let the whole school
00:23:29See me like this
00:23:34Hey, we really don't have time
00:23:35For this right now
00:23:35What are you waiting for?
00:23:37Drive!
00:23:38She's huge!
00:23:39I don't know how to
00:23:39Just hit the gas!
00:23:50Okay, stop the car
00:23:51Okay, stop the car
00:23:52Stop the car
00:23:52You need to be safe
00:23:56Seriously?
00:24:02You having a good time down there?
00:24:03My hair is stuck on your car?
00:24:07Okay, okay
00:24:08I'll stop
00:24:08Fire you later
00:24:10Before selling out
00:24:12Is he
00:24:13Hard?
00:24:23I'm lies
00:24:27I'm lies
00:24:28You car!
00:24:31Oh god, you better be kidding me
00:24:33Are you serious?
00:24:36You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but
00:24:40This?
00:24:41Pretty original
00:24:42I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:24:45You jumped into my car
00:24:46You destroyed my truck
00:24:48And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:24:52Yeah, that's unfortunate
00:25:00Fine, here
00:25:03Now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:25:07This thing
00:25:08I don't want your stupid autographs
00:25:11You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:25:13A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:25:17Now leave me alone
00:25:25Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:25:26Huh?
00:25:30It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:25:39Stevie St. James
00:25:41I mean, come on
00:25:42You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:25:44Boring
00:25:44You know what?
00:25:46Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:25:49Yeah?
00:25:51I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:25:54So you're not missing out on much, toots
00:25:56That's not what you think it is
00:25:57You know what?
00:25:57You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act
00:26:00For someone who actually cares
00:26:01Acting is my dream
00:26:05And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:26:09Not that someone like you would ever understand
00:26:12Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition
00:26:14And I'm gonna be late
00:26:20I can close my own door
00:26:23Like so
00:26:28Audition, huh?
00:26:31I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:26:33You were made for the lead role
00:26:35Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:26:40Girls, this is the last year
00:26:42And it's gonna be the best year
00:26:44Well, since Stevie is a no-show
00:26:48This concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:26:52Wait!
00:26:54I'm here
00:27:07Alright, farm girl
00:27:08Let's see what you got
00:27:11Alrighty, Stevie
00:27:12You made it
00:27:13You can start whenever you're ready
00:27:17Mr. Darcy
00:27:17From the moment that I met you
00:27:20Your manners showed me that you are arrogant
00:27:23Selfish
00:27:23And conceited
00:27:25She's
00:27:26Not bad
00:27:28So my answer is no
00:27:30You're the last man in the world who
00:27:33Wait
00:27:34Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:27:38He's supposed to come in here
00:27:40Oh no, Stevie
00:27:42Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:27:44I don't blame him
00:27:45This is a train wreck
00:27:46Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills
00:27:51Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:27:54Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:02Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:03Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:04Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:05Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:05Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:05Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:08Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:11Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:14Oh no, he's supposed to come in here
00:28:29Lex Hall.
00:28:31Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:28:3391.
00:28:34Right.
00:28:45Wait.
00:28:46This is my first kiss.
00:28:49He did a stage kiss?
00:28:51Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:28:54He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:28:58With Stevie?
00:28:59I thought Lex quit acting.
00:29:01Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:29:03Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:29:06My dearest.
00:29:08And loveliest Elizabeth.
00:29:10Lex, what are you doing here?
00:29:12You don't even know the lines.
00:29:14I heard them earlier.
00:29:16Shh.
00:29:20He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:29:24No.
00:29:26Oh, I leave.
00:29:30I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:29:32Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:29:36Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:29:38By you, I was properly humbled.
00:29:41And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:29:45But otherwise, will you do me the greatest pleasure of having him?
00:30:02Bravo!
00:30:03Bravo!
00:30:05Bravo!
00:30:06Beautiful chemistry.
00:30:08The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:30:13Yes!
00:30:15Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:30:17We won't let you down.
00:30:18Alrighty.
00:30:19Now the auditions are over.
00:30:22But Mr. Hamlin, this isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:30:30That lead role is mine.
00:30:33And so is Lex.
00:30:34Let's go.
00:30:41Well, that was fun.
00:30:43Good luck.
00:30:44Wait, you're leaving?
00:30:48Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:30:51Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:30:55Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:30:58Tough luck.
00:30:59Maybe next time.
00:31:01There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:31:05Not for someone like me.
00:31:08Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:31:11And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:31:14me on stage.
00:31:17She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:31:22So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:31:33All right.
00:31:35Stevie St. James, let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:31:44What do I get out of it?
00:31:52I have a spare bedroom.
00:31:57Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:32:02I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:32:04They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:32:06So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:32:10Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:32:13Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:32:22Okay, fuck it.
00:32:25You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:32:29So you're the farm.
00:32:35Yes!
00:32:36Oh, yes!
00:32:49You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:32:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:32:52Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:32:55The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:32:57Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:32:59I don't know.
00:33:01No!
00:33:02In your dreams?
00:33:04You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:33:07I prefer the word confident.
00:33:12Speaking of...
00:33:14Do you want to act in Hollywood, St. James?
00:33:20You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:33:29Stevie, honey?
00:33:31Oh, mom!
00:33:32Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:33:37I'm Lex.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:39I don't mean to intrude.
00:33:40Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:33:44So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:33:48And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:33:52Oh, Dad!
00:33:53Stop!
00:33:54Okay, kids.
00:33:56Dinner's almost ready.
00:33:57Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:33:59Great idea.
00:34:00Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:34:03Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:34:06No, it was cute.
00:34:08Do you know how much they care?
00:34:10Why do one has that?
00:34:16Anyways, I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:34:19Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:34:21I don't think you really want to know.
00:34:22How's your dad's cooking?
00:34:30Lex Hall's an asshole, but why do I find him so hot?
00:34:34Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:34:42Stop it, Stevie.
00:34:44He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:34:46He's just acting.
00:34:48You need to stop thinking about him.
00:34:49He's a star.
00:34:51You're just you.
00:34:53Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:35:00Well, good morning to you, too.
00:35:02Oh, my God.
00:35:16Well, that is just...
00:35:18Don't say another word.
00:35:20What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:35:22Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:35:23And then the thing broke.
00:35:26But as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
00:35:43What are you doing, St. James?
00:35:44Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:35:48More pipes in there.
00:35:53You sure you know how to fix this?
00:35:55Uh-huh.
00:35:56Newsflash, your highness.
00:35:57Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:36:00while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:36:03You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:36:05Oh, yeah.
00:36:06Because all the fans that love you and the galas
00:36:09and traveling around the world.
00:36:11It's so horrible.
00:36:13Are you sure you don't want any help?
00:36:15No, you've done enough.
00:36:17The last thing I need is your help.
00:36:22Shit.
00:36:23I can't actually be stuck like this
00:36:25with my ass pointed at...
00:36:29You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:36:31in compromising positions.
00:36:34Don't you, phone girl?
00:36:38Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:36:40Just pull me out.
00:36:42Oh?
00:36:44I thought you didn't want my help.
00:36:46Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:36:48Help me.
00:36:50Ow.
00:36:53Sting, honey?
00:36:54Are you in the barn?
00:36:59Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:37:00I...
00:37:03Oh.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:05I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:37:09Okay.
00:37:10Do you want some help?
00:37:10No.
00:37:11I'm about to be done.
00:37:13Oh, okay.
00:37:14Breakfast is ready.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:16I'm coming.
00:37:18Oh.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:21Oh.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:24Oh.
00:37:26Oh.
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:31Oh.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:34Oh.
00:37:34That's a stupid wrench.
00:37:39That's not a wrench.
00:37:40What?
00:37:46I am so sorry.
00:37:50It's okay.
00:37:58Okay.
00:37:58I am gonna go dig a hole
00:38:00and dive in there.
00:38:02Hold up.
00:38:04Someone owes me an apology.
00:38:07Miss.
00:38:08Real life skills.
00:38:11You know, I'm starting to think
00:38:12you only brought me on this farm
00:38:13to screw with me.
00:38:15St. James.
00:38:21Lexington!
00:38:23Oh, God.
00:38:24What's my mom doing back?
00:38:26Lexington?
00:38:27No.
00:38:28That's my mom.
00:38:35Lexington?
00:38:36Did you think you could run away
00:38:37without me knowing?
00:38:39Lexington!
00:38:40Oh!
00:38:40Oh!
00:38:41What are you doing in a,
00:38:43oh, God, barn like this
00:38:45and without a shirt?
00:38:46I've decided to spend some time
00:38:48on a farm.
00:38:48Mom, you didn't have to break an energy.
00:38:50Well, apparently,
00:38:51I did have to, Lexington.
00:38:53Your reputation is in the gutter
00:38:55and now I find you living
00:38:56on some dirty farm.
00:38:57You don't belong here, Lex,
00:39:00or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05Huh.
00:39:06Is there someone in there with you?
00:39:09Lexington, that's it.
00:39:10I'm coming in now.
00:39:20Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:39:25Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29Not until you get in your car
00:39:30and you drive away.
00:39:32I'm not a kid anymore
00:39:33and I've told you
00:39:34I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:39:35You are not quitting.
00:39:38You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:39:40I know you.
00:39:41I'm your mother
00:39:42and your agent
00:39:43and in fact,
00:39:45I might remind you
00:39:47that all of these contracts
00:39:48bear your signature.
00:39:50So if you don't come back to L.A.,
00:39:52you're going to court.
00:39:55Can you just stop hurting my life
00:39:57for two seconds
00:39:57and let me be free for once?
00:40:00You know,
00:40:01freedom is a luxury
00:40:02that a movie star like you
00:40:03doesn't get to have.
00:40:05And so is a scandal,
00:40:06so I better not catch you
00:40:08getting into any trouble.
00:40:09And if I find out
00:40:10that you are messing around
00:40:12with some gold-digging farm girl,
00:40:14not only will I ruin your life,
00:40:16I'll ruin hers.
00:40:26Okay, you can turn around, though.
00:40:30Sorry.
00:40:36Bad day, huh?
00:40:39Good days, bad days.
00:40:42They're all just days.
00:40:44All the endless bullshit
00:40:46in between.
00:40:48I'm surprised you paid
00:40:48for being in the Perfect Clucks Hall.
00:40:51You're really not,
00:40:53you know?
00:40:54Perfect.
00:40:54I mean,
00:40:56first of all,
00:40:56you are majorly entitled.
00:40:59You're cocky,
00:41:00incredibly reckless.
00:41:01Gee, thanks for the pep talk.
00:41:03But it doesn't make you bad.
00:41:07It just makes you normal.
00:41:20You know there are copies of that, right?
00:41:23It's okay to want things.
00:41:25To forget what your mom wants
00:41:26and what the fans want.
00:41:29It's hard to explain,
00:41:31but somehow,
00:41:32when I'm only with her,
00:41:33it doesn't feel so bad
00:41:34to be just Lex Hall.
00:41:38What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:41:41What do I want?
00:42:05And the award for best youth actor
00:42:08goes to
00:42:10Lexington Hall.
00:42:11Oh, my God!
00:42:23Ever since my first film
00:42:24of the age of three,
00:42:25I've drafted this day.
00:42:26The day that I finally turn 18.
00:42:29And so to my sweet mother
00:42:30here in the crowd.
00:42:31And to Hollywood
00:42:32and everyone watching at home,
00:42:34I have just one thing
00:42:36to say to all of you.
00:42:38Fuck you!
00:42:46Out the camera!
00:42:48Fuck all of you!
00:42:50Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:42:52I'm never acting again!
00:43:01I spoiled Hollywood asking.
00:43:08Shoot, Dad,
00:43:09I've got the school play audition.
00:43:11I gotta go.
00:43:11Oh, uh,
00:43:12break your legs, honey.
00:43:14It's break a leg,
00:43:15but thank you.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:23I can't believe
00:43:24we're going to be classmates
00:43:25with the Lex Hall,
00:43:27the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:43:29Oh, my God.
00:43:29I could literally die.
00:43:31Do you think
00:43:31you'll sign my boo?
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:43:35There he is!
00:43:36Ah!
00:43:43Ah!
00:43:43Ah!
00:43:44Ah!
00:43:46Ah!
00:44:00Is that Lex Hall?
00:44:04Ah!
00:44:07Ah!
00:44:08Ah!
00:44:08Ah!
00:44:09Ah!
00:44:09Ah!
00:44:20My hair is stuck on his clutch
00:44:26No, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:44:33Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
00:44:34What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:44:37She's huge! I don't know how to...
00:44:39Let's hit the gas!
00:44:49Okay, stop the car, stop the car, I think we're safe
00:44:55Seriously?
00:45:01You having a good time down there?
00:45:03My hair is stuck
00:45:06Okay, okay, I'd stop if I were you waiting
00:45:09Before something happens
00:45:11Is he hard?
00:45:23I'm lying
00:45:27Car!
00:45:30Oh, God, you're in the beginning of the...
00:45:33Are you serious?
00:45:35You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:45:39This?
00:45:40Pretty original
00:45:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:45:44You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:45:51Yeah, that's...
00:45:53Unfortunate
00:45:58Fine
00:45:59Here
00:46:02That'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix...
00:46:06This thing
00:46:07I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:46:10You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:46:12A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:46:16Now leave me alone
00:46:24Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:46:25Huh?
00:46:29It's a strong opinion clear for you if you're married
00:46:38Stevie St. James?
00:46:40I mean, come on, you're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:46:42Boring!
00:46:43You know what?
00:46:45Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:46:48Yeah?
00:46:50I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:46:53You're not missing out on much, toots
00:46:54It's not what you think it is
00:46:56You know what? You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares
00:47:00Acting is my dream
00:47:04And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:47:08Not that someone like you would ever understand
00:47:11Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late
00:47:20I can close my own door
00:47:22Like so
00:47:27Audition, huh?
00:47:30I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:47:32You were made for the lead role
00:47:34Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:47:39Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year
00:47:43Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:47:51Wait!
00:47:53I'm here
00:48:06All right, farm girl, let's see what you got
00:48:10All righty, Stevie
00:48:11You made it
00:48:12You can start whenever you're ready
00:48:16Mr. Darcy
00:48:16From the moment that I met you
00:48:19Your manners told me that you are arrogant
00:48:22Selfish
00:48:22And conceited
00:48:24She's
00:48:25Not bad
00:48:27So my answer is no
00:48:28You're the last man in the world who
00:48:32Wait
00:48:33Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:48:37He's supposed to come in here
00:48:39Oh no, Stevie
00:48:41Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:48:43I don't blame him
00:48:44This is a train wreck
00:48:45Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills
00:48:50But what did you do was I have to go do
00:48:56That treffen
00:48:56Yeah
00:49:01We're not a treacherous
00:49:03We're not a treacherous
00:49:10Bro
00:49:10Oh my God!
00:49:11Oh my God!
00:49:28Lex Hull.
00:49:30Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:49:3291.
00:49:33Right.
00:49:44wait this is my first kiss
00:49:48he did a stage kiss shit is that lex fucking hall he's the hottest star in hollywood and he
00:49:55wants to be in the school play with stevie i thought lex quit acting why is he doing this
00:50:01for a poor farm girl allow me to speak but a few words my dearest and loveliest elizabeth
00:50:09lex what are you doing here you don't even know the lines i heard them earlier
00:50:20he memorized that entire monologue in three seconds
00:50:29i've been a selfish man all my life such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might
00:50:34be
00:50:34not for you elizabeth by you i was properly humbled and if your feelings for me are still
00:50:42what they were the last we spoke tell me at once but otherwise
00:50:47will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you
00:51:02bravo bravo bravo bravo beautiful chemistry the lead roles are yours provided both of you
00:51:10agree to do the play yes yes thank you mr hamlin we won't let you down all righty now the
00:51:19auditions
00:51:20are over but mr hamlin this isn't over you slimy barn snake that lead role is mine and so is
00:51:32lex
00:51:40well that was fun good luck wait you're leaving
00:51:47look i left hollywood to get away from all of this not to get chased around by a bunch of
00:51:52horny
00:51:52theater nerds in an amateur play okay but mr hamlin only wants us as a duo tough luck
00:51:58maybe next time there won't be a next time lex
00:52:04not for someone like me look my grandma taught me how to act okay and i promised her that one
00:52:11day
00:52:11i would be the lead in this cool play so she could see me on stage
00:52:16she uh she never got the chance to so just for once
00:52:24i want to know what it feels like to really act
00:52:32all right stevie st james let's say i do agree to act with you
00:52:43what do i get out of it
00:52:51i have a spare bedroom
00:52:56what um you're staying at the plaza hotel right
00:53:01i saw how crazy your fans are they'll chew you up when you get back there so you want me
00:53:06to leave
00:53:06my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you well that's what you wanted right mister i
00:53:14just
00:53:14want a normal life
00:53:21okay fuck it
00:53:24you got yourself a deal farm girl
00:53:28so you're the farm
00:53:34yes
00:53:35yes
00:53:48you weren't kidding me since i was a bit of a fixer-upper
00:53:50oh i'm sorry is this farm too normal for you lex hall
00:53:53the hottest hollywood star in the world
00:53:56did you just call me hot st james
00:53:59what
00:54:01no in your dreams you know you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:54:06i prefer the word confident
00:54:10speaking of
00:54:13do you want an action hollywood soon james
00:54:19you've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
00:54:28stevie honey
00:54:30mom dad um this is my friend that i said was going to be staying with us
00:54:36i'm relax i'm sorry i don't mean to intrude
00:54:38oh stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:54:43so she told us that you're her acting partner
00:54:46and with such a talented actor's help
00:54:49our baby girl's gonna be a star
00:54:51oh dad stop
00:54:53okay kids
00:54:54dinner's almost ready
00:54:56why don't you show lex's room
00:54:57great idea
00:54:58hey i hope you like venison
00:55:02wow that was embarrassing
00:55:04no it was cute
00:55:07do you tell how much they care
00:55:09why no one has that
00:55:13anyways
00:55:16i'm gonna go find out what venison is
00:55:18uh that's not a good idea lex
00:55:20i don't i don't think you really want to know
00:55:21how's your dad's cooking
00:55:29lex hall is an asshole
00:55:31but why do i find him so hot
00:55:33will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:55:35of having you
00:55:41stop it stevie
00:55:42he's literally a hollywood actor
00:55:45he's just acting
00:55:46you need to stop thinking about him
00:55:48he's a star
00:55:50and you're just you
00:55:52do you always talk to the cows when you milk them
00:55:59well good morning to you too
00:56:01oh my god
00:56:15well that is
00:56:16don't
00:56:16say another word
00:56:19what are you doing in my barn naked
00:56:21well i was trying to take a shower
00:56:22and then the thing
00:56:24broke
00:56:25but as my generous hostess
00:56:27i assume you can fix it for me
00:56:42what are you doing saint james
00:56:43uh definitely not what you think i'm doing
00:56:46more types in there
00:56:52you sure you know how to fix this
00:56:54uh-huh newsflash your highness
00:56:56real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:56:59while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities
00:57:01you seem to think movie stars lives are all fun and games
00:57:04oh yeah because all the fans that love you and the galas and traveling around the world
00:57:09it's so horrible
00:57:12you sure you don't want any help
00:57:13no you've done enough
00:57:15the last thing i need is your help
00:57:21shit
00:57:21i can't actually be stuck like this
00:57:24with my ass pointed at
00:57:28you've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:57:30in compromising positions
00:57:33don't you farm girl
00:57:37lex
00:57:38i'm gonna suck okay
00:57:39just pull me out
00:57:41oh
00:57:43i thought you didn't want my help
00:57:45lex this isn't funny okay
00:57:46help me
00:57:52stay honey
00:57:53are you in the barn
00:57:58yeah mom i'm just
00:58:04i'm fixing the water pipe
00:58:08okay do you want some help
00:58:09no i'm about to be done
00:58:11oh okay
00:58:13breakfast is ready
00:58:14okay i'm coming
00:58:25hey
00:58:31where is that stupid wrench
00:58:37that's not a wrench
00:58:39what
00:58:46i am so sorry
00:58:49it's okay
00:58:56okay
00:58:57i'm gonna go dig a hole
00:58:59and dive in there
00:59:00hold up
00:59:03someone owes me an apology
00:59:06miss
00:59:07real life skills
00:59:10you know i'm starting to think
00:59:11you only brought me on this farm
00:59:12to screw with me
00:59:14saint james
00:59:20lexington
00:59:22oh god
00:59:22what's my mom doing back
00:59:25lexington
00:59:26no
00:59:27that's my mom
00:59:34lexington
00:59:34did you think you could run away
00:59:36without me knowing
00:59:38lexington
00:59:39oh
00:59:39oh
00:59:40what are you doing in a
00:59:42oh god
00:59:42barn like this
00:59:44and without a shirt
00:59:45i've decided to spend some time
00:59:47on a farm
00:59:47mom
00:59:47you didn't have to break an enter
00:59:49well apparently i did have to
00:59:51lexington
00:59:51your reputation
00:59:53is in the gutter
00:59:54and now i find you living on some
00:59:55dirty farm
00:59:56you don't belong here lex
00:59:58or with whatever redneck lives here
01:00:05is there someone in there with you
01:00:08lexington
01:00:09that's it
01:00:09i'm coming in now
01:00:19mom i'm naked
01:00:20and i'm hard
01:00:24lexington
01:00:24you put that towel on right now
01:00:26no
01:00:28not until you get in your car
01:00:29and you drive away
01:00:30i'm not a kid anymore
01:00:32and i'm told you
01:00:33i'm quitting hollywood
01:00:34you
01:00:35are not quitting
01:00:36you're just having a temper tantrum
01:00:38i know you
01:00:40i'm your mother
01:00:41and your agent
01:00:42and in fact
01:00:44i might remind you
01:00:46that all
01:00:46of these contracts
01:00:47bear your signature
01:00:49so if you don't come back to la
01:00:50you're going to court
01:00:54can you just stop hurting my life
01:00:56for two seconds
01:00:56and let me be free for once
01:00:58you know
01:00:59freedom is a luxury
01:01:01that a movie star like you
01:01:02doesn't get to have
01:01:03and so is a scandal
01:01:05so i better not catch you
01:01:07getting into any trouble
01:01:08and if i find out
01:01:09that you were messing around
01:01:11with some
01:01:11gold digging farm girl
01:01:13not only will i ruin your life
01:01:15i'll ruin hers
01:01:25okay you can turn around
01:01:26now
01:01:29sorry
01:01:35bad day huh
01:01:38good days
01:01:39bad days
01:01:41harold's days
01:01:42all the endless
01:01:44bullshit
01:01:45and boots
01:01:45we eat
01:01:46surprised you paid for me
01:01:48in the perfect club's hall
01:01:50you're really not
01:01:51you know
01:01:52perfect
01:01:53i mean
01:01:54first of all
01:01:55you are majorly
01:01:56entitled
01:01:57you're cocky
01:01:59incredibly reckless
01:02:00you think
01:02:01for the pep talk
01:02:02but it doesn't make you bad
01:02:06it just makes you normal
01:02:19you know there are copies of that right
01:02:22it's okay to want things
01:02:24to forget what your mom wants
01:02:25and what the fans want
01:02:28it's hard to explain
01:02:29but somehow
01:02:30when i'm only with her
01:02:31it doesn't feel so bad
01:02:33to be just like Saul
01:02:37what do you want like Saul?
01:02:40what do I want?
01:03:04and the award for best youth actor goes to
01:03:08Lexington Hall
01:03:10wow
01:03:21this is my first film
01:03:23of the age of three i've drafted this day the day that i finally turned 18 and so to my
01:03:28sweet
01:03:29mother here in the crowd and to hollywood and everyone watching at home i have just one thing
01:03:35to say to all of you you
01:03:46i've got the camera fuck all of you watch this disgusting industry i'm never acting again
01:03:53i spoiled hollywood ass
01:04:07dad i've got the school play audition i gotta go oh uh break your legs honey it's break a leg
01:04:14but
01:04:14thank you oh my god i can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the lex hall the hottest guy
01:04:27from hollywood oh my god i could literally die do you think you'll sign my boo oh my god
01:04:57is that lex hall
01:05:19oh my hair is stuck on his clutch
01:05:22no no no i can't let the whole school see me like this
01:05:31hey we really don't have time for this right now what are you waiting for drive
01:05:48oh my god
01:05:49okay stop the car stop the car i think we're safe
01:05:54seriously
01:06:00you having a good time down there my hair is stuck okay okay i'll stop fire you later
01:06:08before something else is he hard
01:06:22i'm not
01:06:26car
01:06:30oh god you're gonna be kidding me are you serious
01:06:34you know i've had some fans post some pretty crazy stunts before but
01:06:38this is pretty original i am not one of your crazy fan girls you jumped into my car you destroyed
01:06:45my truck and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition yeah that's unfortunate
01:06:57fine here
01:07:01that'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix this thing i don't want your stupid autographs
01:07:09you know you're exactly what i imagined you'd be like a spoiled hollywood asshole now leave me alone
01:07:28it's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
01:07:37stevie st james i think i want you doing fright and prejudice boring
01:07:42you know what sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams yeah
01:07:49i'm gonna act in hollywood too one day so you're not missing out on much toots
01:07:53it's not what you think it is you know what you can save your jaded broken bad boy act for
01:07:58someone who actually cares acting is my dream
01:08:03and i promised someone i would never give up on that dream
01:08:07not that someone like you would ever understand
01:08:10now if you'll excuse me i have an audition and i'm gonna be late
01:08:18i can close my own door like so
01:08:26audition huh
01:08:29i don't know why you had to audition natalie you were made for the lead role
01:08:33yeah you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
01:08:37girls this is the last year and it's gonna be the best year
01:08:42well since stevie is a no-show this concludes our auditions for this year's school play
01:08:52wait i'm here
01:09:05all right farm girl let's see what you got
01:09:09all righty stevie you made it you can start whenever you're ready
01:09:14mr darcy from the moment that i met you your manners showed me that you are arrogant selfish and
01:09:22conceited she's not bad so my answer is no you're the last man in the world who
01:09:32wait where's my partner jameson
01:09:36he's supposed to come in here oh no stevie did your acting partner ditch you i don't blame him
01:09:43this is a train wreck yeah my desk plant has better acting skills
01:09:48i don't blame him
01:09:48it's not a train wreck yeah
01:09:56yeah
01:09:59yeah
01:10:02yeah
01:10:14What?
01:10:28Lex Home. Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
01:10:3191. Right.
01:10:34Yes.
01:10:43Wait, this is my first kiss.
01:10:47He did a stage kiss?
01:10:49Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
01:10:52He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play? With Stevie?
01:10:57I thought Lex quit acting. Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
01:11:01Allow me to speak but a few words.
01:11:04My dearest.
01:11:05The loveliest Elizabeth.
01:11:08Lex, what are you doing here?
01:11:10You don't even know the lines.
01:11:12I heard them earlier.
01:11:18He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
01:11:21No.
01:11:24Oh, my lady.
01:11:28I've been a selfish man all my life.
01:11:30Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
01:11:33Not for you, Elizabeth.
01:11:36By you I was properly humbled.
01:11:39And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
01:11:44But otherwise,
01:11:46will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you.
01:11:50I observed it shortly after payment?
01:11:57What?
01:11:57Stella, I hope you had a pleasure at the jak-
01:11:59I'll see you for a long time.
01:11:59Good.
01:12:01Bravo!
01:12:03Beautiful chemistry.
01:12:05the lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play yes yes thank you mr hamlin
01:12:15we won't let you down all righty now the auditions are over but mr hamlin
01:12:24this isn't over you slimy barn snake that lead role is mine and so is lex let's go
01:12:39well that was fun good luck wait you're leaving
01:12:46look i left hollywood to get away from all of this not to get chased around by a bunch of
01:12:51horny
01:12:51theater nerds in an amateur play okay but mr hamlin only wants us as a duo tough luck
01:12:57maybe next time there won't be a next time lex
01:13:03not for someone like me look my grandma taught me how to act okay and i promised her that one
01:13:10day
01:13:10i would be the lead in this cool play so she could see me on stage
01:13:15she uh she never got the chance to so just for once
01:13:23i want to know what it feels like to really act
01:13:31all right stevie st james let's say i do agree to act with you
01:13:50i have a spare bedroom
01:13:55what um you're staying at the plaza hotel right i saw how crazy your fans are they'll chew you up
01:14:03when you
01:14:03get back there so you want me to leave my five star hotel and come live on a farm with
01:14:08you
01:14:08well that's what you wanted right mister i just want a normal life
01:14:20okay fuck it
01:14:23you got yourself a deal farm girl
01:14:27so you're the farm
01:14:47you weren't kidding me since i've been in the fixer-upper
01:14:49oh i'm sorry is this farm too normal for you lexol
01:14:52the hottest hollywood star in the world
01:14:55did you just call me hot st james what
01:15:00no in your dreams you know you are irritatingly full of yourself
01:15:05i prefer the word confident
01:15:09speaking of
01:15:12do you want an action hollywood st james
01:15:18you've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
01:15:27stevie honey
01:15:29mom
01:15:30dad um
01:15:31this is my friend that i said was going to be staying with us
01:15:35i'm lex i'm sorry i don't mean to intrude
01:15:37oh stevie's friends are always welcome here
01:15:41so
01:15:42she told us that you're her acting partner
01:15:45and with such a talented actor's help our baby girl's gonna be a star
01:15:50oh dad
01:15:51stop
01:15:52okay kids
01:15:53dinner's almost ready
01:15:55why don't you show lex's room
01:15:56great idea
01:15:57hey i hope you like venison
01:16:01wow that was embarrassing
01:16:03no it was cute
01:16:06do you tell how much they care
01:16:08not everyone has that
01:16:12anyways
01:16:15i'm gonna go find out what venison is
01:16:17uh that's not a good idea lex i don't i don't think you really want to know
01:16:20that's your dad's cooking
01:16:28lex hall's an asshole but why do i find him so hot
01:16:32and will you do me the greatest pleasure
01:16:33of having you
01:16:40stop it stevie
01:16:41he's literally a hollywood actor
01:16:44he's just acting
01:16:45you need to stop thinking about him
01:16:47he's a star
01:16:49and you're just you
01:16:51do you always talk to the cows when you milk them
01:16:58well good morning to you too
01:17:00oh my god
01:17:14well that is just
01:17:16don't say another word
01:17:18what are you doing in my barn naked
01:17:20well i was trying to take a shower
01:17:21and then the thing broke
01:17:24but as my generous hostess
01:17:26i assume you can fix it for me
01:17:41what are you doing saint james
01:17:42uh definitely not what you think i'm doing
01:17:45more types in there
01:17:51you sure you know how to fix this
01:17:53uh-huh newsflash your highness real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
01:17:58while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities
01:18:00you seem to think movie stars lives are all fun and games
01:18:03oh yeah because all the fans that love you and the galas and traveling around the world
01:18:08it's so horrible
01:18:11you sure you don't want any help
01:18:12no you've done enough
01:18:14the last thing i need is your help
01:18:19shit
01:18:20i can't actually be stuck like this
01:18:23with my ass pointed at
01:18:27you've got a real talent for getting yourself
01:18:29in compromising positions
01:18:32don't you farm girl
01:18:37lex i'm gonna suck okay just pull me out
01:18:40oh
01:18:42i thought you didn't want my help
01:18:44lex this isn't funny okay
01:18:45help me
01:18:51stay honey
01:18:52are you in the barn
01:18:56yeah mom i'm just
01:18:59oh
01:19:00oh
01:19:03i'm i'm fixing the water pipe
01:19:07okay do you want some help
01:19:08no i'm i'm about to be done
01:19:10oh okay breakfast is ready
01:19:13okay i'm coming
01:19:24hey
01:19:30where is this stupid wrench
01:19:36that's not a wrench
01:19:38what
01:19:45i am so sorry
01:19:48it's okay
01:19:55okay
01:19:56i'm gonna go dig a hole
01:19:58and dive in
01:19:59hold up
01:20:02someone owes me an apology
01:20:04miss
01:20:06real life skills
01:20:09you know i'm starting to think
01:20:10you only brought me on this farm
01:20:11to screw with me
01:20:13saint james
01:20:19lexington
01:20:21oh god
01:20:21what's my mom doing back
01:20:24lexington
01:20:24no
01:20:26that's my mom
01:20:33lexington
01:20:33did you think you could run away
01:20:35without me knowing
01:20:37lexington
01:20:38lexington
01:20:38oh
01:20:39what are you doing
01:20:40in a
01:20:41oh god
01:20:41barn like this
01:20:43and without a shirt
01:20:44i've decided to spend some time on a farm
01:20:46mom
01:20:46you didn't have to break an energy
01:20:48well apparently i did have to lexington
01:20:50your reputation
01:20:52is in the gutter
01:20:53and now i find you living on some dirty farm
01:20:55you don't belong here lex
01:20:57or with whatever redneck lives here
01:21:04is there someone in there with you
01:21:07lexington
01:21:08that's it
01:21:08i'm coming in now
01:21:18mom i'm naked
01:21:19and i'm hard
01:21:22lexington
01:21:23you put that towel on right now
01:21:25no
01:21:27not until you get in your car
01:21:28and you drive away
01:21:29i'm not a kid anymore
01:21:31and i've told you
01:21:32i'm quitting hollywood
01:21:33you are not quitting
01:21:35you're just having a temper tantrum
01:21:37i know you
01:21:39i'm your mother
01:21:40and your agent
01:21:41and in fact
01:21:43i might remind you
01:21:45that all of these contracts
01:21:46bear your signature
01:21:48so if you don't come back to la
01:21:49you're going to court
01:21:53can you just stop ruining my life for two seconds
01:21:55and let me be free for once
01:21:58you know
01:21:58freedom is a luxury
01:22:00that a movie star like you
01:22:01doesn't get to have
01:22:03and so is a scandal
01:22:04so i better not catch you
01:22:06getting into any trouble
01:22:07and if i find out
01:22:08that you are messing around
01:22:09with some gold digging farm girl
01:22:12not only will i ruin your life
01:22:14i'll ruin hers
01:22:23okay you can turn around though
01:22:28sorry
01:22:34bad day huh
01:22:37good days
01:22:38bad days
01:22:39they're all just days
01:22:41all the endless bullshit
01:22:44in between
01:22:44i'm surprised you paid for me
01:22:47in the perfect club's hall
01:22:49you're really not
01:22:50you know
01:22:52perfect
01:22:52i mean
01:22:53first of all
01:22:54you are majorly entitled
01:22:57you're cocky
01:22:58incredibly reckless
01:22:59you think for the pep talk
01:23:01but it doesn't make you bad
01:23:05it just makes you normal
01:23:18you know
01:23:19you know there are copies of that right
01:23:21it's okay to want things
01:23:23to forget what your mom wants
01:23:24and what the fans want
01:23:27it's hard to explain
01:23:28but somehow when i'm only with her
01:23:30it doesn't feel so bad
01:23:32to be just like soul
01:23:36what do you want like soul
01:23:39what do i want
01:24:03and the award for best youth actor goes to
01:24:07lexington hall
01:24:21ever since my first film of the age of three
01:24:23i've drafted this day
01:24:24the day that i finally turn 18
01:24:27and so to my sweet mother here in the crowd
01:24:29and to hollywood
01:24:30and everyone watching at home
01:24:32i have just one thing to say to all of you
01:24:36fuck
01:24:37you
01:24:44at the camera
01:24:46fuck all of you
01:24:47fuck this disgusting industry
01:24:50i'm never acting again
01:24:52i spoiled hollywood asking
01:25:07dad i've got the school play audition
01:25:08i gotta go
01:25:09oh uh
01:25:10break your legs honey
01:25:11it's break a leg
01:25:12but thank you
01:25:20oh my god
01:25:21i can't believe we're gonna be classmates
01:25:23with the lex hall
01:25:24the hottest guy from hollywood
01:25:27oh my god i could literally die
01:25:28do you think you'll sign my boo
01:25:32oh my god
01:25:33there he is
01:25:44so full of spring
01:25:58is that lex hall
01:26:18my hair is stuck on his clutch
01:26:24no no no i can't let the whole school see me like this
01:26:30hey we really don't have time for this right now
01:26:32what are you waiting for drive
01:26:35he's huge i don't know how to
01:26:37get the gas
01:26:47okay stop the car stop the car i think we're safe
01:26:53seriously
01:26:59you having a good time down there
01:27:00my hair is stuck
01:27:03okay okay stop fire you
01:27:06for selling out
01:27:32you know i've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before but
01:27:37this is pretty original
01:27:39i am not one of your crazy fangirls you jumped into my car you destroyed my truck and destroyed my
01:27:46only nice shirt for the audition
01:27:49yeah that's unfortunate
01:27:56fine here
01:28:00that'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
01:28:04this thing
01:28:05i don't want your stupid autographs
01:28:08you know you're exactly what i imagine you'd be like
01:28:10a spoiled hollywood asshole
01:28:14now leave me alone
01:28:21spoiled hollywood asshole
01:28:23huh
01:28:27it's a strong opinion
01:28:28for a theater nerd
01:28:36stevie saying james
01:28:37i think i want you doing fright and prejudice
01:28:40boring
01:28:41you know what
01:28:43sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
01:28:46yeah
01:28:48i'm gonna act in hollywood too one day
01:28:51so you're not missing out on much toots
01:28:52it's not what you think it is
01:28:54you know what you can save your jaded broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares
01:28:58acting is my dream
01:29:02and i promised someone i would never give up on that dream
01:29:06not that someone like you would ever understand
01:29:09now if you'll excuse me i have an audition and i'm gonna be late
01:29:17i can close my own door
01:29:20like so
01:29:25audition huh
01:29:28i don't know why you had to audition natalie
01:29:30you were made for the lead role
01:29:32yeah you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
01:29:36girls
01:29:37this is the last year
01:29:38and it's gonna be the best year
01:29:40well
01:29:42well