00:02REVENGE!
00:08Uhhhhhh, I'm starving. Where's Doc with the food?
00:11I don't get it. If you're hungry, just eat one of the MREs you guys are always carrying around with
00:15you.
00:15Look, I could eat that, but then I'd be full and I'd have no room left... for pizza.
00:20What's pizza? Oh my god, pizza's amazing.
00:23It's this beautiful disk of dough covered in tomato sauce and cheese and pepperoni.
00:30W-w-w-w-w-w, back up. What is tomato sauce?
00:32What?
00:33Oh, it's a sauce that you make out of tomatoes and seasonings.
00:37Okay, but what are tomatoes?
00:39Huh?
00:40Actually, follow up, what the hell is cheese?
00:42What? Okay, now wait a second.
00:44I'm back.
00:45Shut up right now, pizza's here!
00:51Enjoy.
00:52It's so beautiful.
00:54Looks a little burnt.
00:55I know, I like it burnt.
00:58Oh, what? No pineapple?
01:00I have not had pizza in two years, do not ruin it for me!
01:05Ugh, this is such a great day.
01:11What are you employed? This is how you throw a brick!
01:16Anyway, we are the Windy Mountain Bandits!
01:19Yeah!
01:20Not to be affiliated with the Windy Plains Bandits!
01:24Different group!
01:25Proceed!
01:25Yeah, exactly!
01:26Yeah!
01:27And we'll be bugging you this day!
01:32Revenge...
01:32Isn't this a little bit of an escalation?
01:34They escalated the situation when they stole my first chance at joy in three weeks!
01:40Now everybody hit the death!
01:44So, who's first?
01:50All of this over food?
01:52I mean, if you're curious at all.
01:54I did grab a second one.
01:55Just in case something like this happened.
01:58Yeah, sure.
01:59Faces of shit!
02:00Fuckers!
02:01Fuck!
02:01Fuck!
02:02Take my joy from me!
02:03I will take your lives!
02:05Oh, yeah, right?
02:08No, no, no, I'm not justifying this.
02:11But...
02:12I get it.
02:13Hey there!
02:15So, while we were writing the world building for the show, um, we realized that Normie probably
02:22would've never even had a pizza in his life.
02:24And then we thought even further...
02:26Do tomatoes even exist?
02:28Here?
02:29Probably not.
02:30Is cheese even a thing they invented?
02:32Probably not.
02:33So, cheese and tomatoes don't exist in my fantasy realm.
02:36It's canon now.
02:37Special shout out to my girlfriend for composing the intro music to SideQuest and the Bandit
02:42music for this video.
02:43Thank you so much, man.
02:44Thank you everybody so much for watching this video.
02:46Special thank you to the Patreon members.
02:47If you guys enjoyed the SideQuest videos, please let me know down below.
02:51And stay tuned for the next AW lore video where we're finally gonna find out what the hell
02:56is going on with American Wizards Backpack.
02:59Have a good one.
