00:03This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This isn't happening.
00:09Caden, uh, tell me this isn't really happening.
00:13I hear there's, uh, something you don't like the looks of.
00:16We discovered a very large comet.
00:18Oh, good for you.
00:19It's headed directly towards Earth.
00:22This comet is what we call a planet killer.
00:25At this exact moment, I say we sit tight and assess.
00:30Sit tight and assess.
00:32Sit tight.
00:32And then assess.
00:34The sit tight part comes first, then you gotta digest it. That's the assessment period.
00:39This is the worst news in the history of humanity. He just blew us off.
00:43What are we gonna do? We have to release the information.
00:46So we just leak it.
00:49Our guests today have made a pretty big discovery in space.
00:53How big is this thing going? I can't destroy my ex-wife's house? Is that possible?
00:57There's a 100% chance that we're all going to die!
01:02Hey. Hey.
01:04Hey.
01:04Well, the handsome astronomer can come back anytime, but the yelling lady, not so much.
01:10Not so much.
01:12We're gonna get the news out there, one way or another.
01:15It's real and it's coming.
01:17FBI!
01:18Jesus Christ, you could have just called me.
01:21This comet contains $30 trillion worth of material.
01:24What if trillions of dollars matter if we're all gonna die?
01:28Oh, no! We're rich!
01:29That would be terrible!
01:34You guys discovered a comet?
01:36I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back.
01:38Oh, that's, that's terrific.
01:43This could be a complete disaster.
01:45This is already a disaster.
01:52You hear that girl from YFTV said we're all gonna die?
01:54No.
01:55You're all gonna die!
01:58You'll never take me alive!
02:02There it is!
02:03There it is!
02:04A giant comet!
02:06Whirling its way towards Earth!
02:08Can you see it?
02:10I can't!
02:11My head is in a bag!
02:14I did have the FBI put that bag over your head.
02:17They don't do that, the CIA does, but I made them do it.
02:20You know, I had a feeling.
02:21It's a good feeling, because that is what I did and it was very funny and cool.
02:33Do you want it?
02:35Yes, I am.
02:36You are.
02:36Now it's the FBI, we have a whole pile of air.
02:42You don't want it that good.
02:44Well, the CIA has 5ı descubres.
02:44And what to do?
02:44We wait for the people that were obligations the Governor!
02:44Everyone goin to do that.
