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okay Dream On wrecked me.
short version: Lexington Hall is a huge movie star. He moves to a small town, ends up in a school play, and falls for Stevie St. James — a girl who works shifts and never expected any of it.
then his mother shows up. She's his manager, and she decides Stevie is a problem. So Lex breaks things off and leaves.
not because he stopped loving her. Because he thought it would keep her safe. WITHOUT ASKING HER.
she stays. He goes. That's the whole first half.
and then he comes back years later with a fake-relationship offer. I had to pause.
✨ What worked for me:
The reunion scene. Genuinely couldn't breathe.
Stevie is furious, and she's right.
Lex has to actually earn it back.
✨ Bottom line: watch it, then be sad with me.
did he have the right to decide for her? 👇
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okay Dream On wrecked me.
short version: Lexington Hall is a huge movie star. He moves to a small town, ends up in a school play, and falls for Stevie St. James — a girl who works shifts and never expected any of it.
then his mother shows up. She's his manager, and she decides Stevie is a problem. So Lex breaks things off and leaves.
not because he stopped loving her. Because he thought it would keep her safe. WITHOUT ASKING HER.
she stays. He goes. That's the whole first half.
and then he comes back years later with a fake-relationship offer. I had to pause.
✨ What worked for me:
The reunion scene. Genuinely couldn't breathe.
Stevie is furious, and she's right.
Lex has to actually earn it back.
✨ Bottom line: watch it, then be sad with me.
did he have the right to decide for her? 👇
— UC, your source for the newest drops 🏃♀️✨
#DreamOn, #SecondChance, #ReunitedLovers, #Showbiz, #CriedSoHard
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00:00:05Snake, that lead role is mine, and so is Lex. Let's go.
00:00:17Well, that was fun. Good luck. Wait, you're leaving?
00:00:24Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this,
00:00:27not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:00:31Yeah, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:00:34So, look, we'll be next time.
00:00:36There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:00:41Not for someone like me. Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:00:47And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:00:50me on stage.
00:00:54She, she never got the chase to me.
00:00:58She just went once.
00:01:00You know what it feels like to really act.
00:01:11And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:01:15Lexington Hall!
00:01:17Look!
00:01:28I received my first film in the 83rd time in the sky.
00:01:31And the day that I finally turned 18.
00:01:34And so do my sweet number here.
00:01:36And Hollywood, and everyone watching at home.
00:01:39I just want a thing to say to all of you...
00:01:43Fuck!
00:01:44You!
00:01:46Woo!
00:01:51Out the camera!
00:01:54Fuck all of you!
00:01:55Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:01:58I'm never acting again!
00:02:00Woo!
00:02:06I spoiled Hollywood ass.
00:02:14Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:02:16I gotta go.
00:02:17Uh...
00:02:18Break your legs, honey.
00:02:19It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:02:28Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall.
00:02:32The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:02:34Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:02:36Do you think he'll sign my booze?
00:02:39Oh my god.
00:02:41Serious!
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:52I won't my Однако!
00:02:58I'm one of my guardians!
00:03:05Is that Lex Hall?
00:03:32I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:03:38Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:03:40What are you waiting for?
00:03:41Drunk?
00:03:43She's huge!
00:03:44I don't know how to-
00:03:44Let's hit the gap!
00:03:55Okay, stop the car!
00:03:56Stop the car!
00:03:56It's super safe!
00:04:00Seriously?
00:04:08My hair is stuck!
00:04:11Okay, we can't stop.
00:04:14We're still in the mountains.
00:04:17You see?
00:04:18The car?
00:04:18How do you?
00:04:20Who's in the UK?
00:04:28Who is it?
00:04:28I'm nuts!
00:04:33Clark!
00:04:36God, you're going to be kidding me.
00:04:38Are you serious?
00:04:40You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but it is pretty original.
00:04:47I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:04:49You dumped into my car, destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:04:58Ah, that's...unfortunate.
00:05:04Fine.
00:05:07That'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...this thing.
00:05:13I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:05:15You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:05:18A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:05:21Now leave me alone.
00:05:28A spoiled Hollywood asshole, huh?
00:05:34That's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:05:43Stevie saying James?
00:05:45Come on, you doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:05:48Boring!
00:05:49You know what?
00:05:50Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:05:54Yeah?
00:05:55I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
00:05:58See, you're not missing out on much, but it's not what you think it is.
00:06:01You know what?
00:06:02You can save your Jane and Broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:06:06Acting is my dream.
00:06:09And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:06:14Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:06:16Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm debating it.
00:06:25I can close now.
00:06:27I'd like so.
00:06:33Audition, huh?
00:06:36I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:06:38You were made for the lead role.
00:06:40Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:06:44Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:06:49Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:06:57Wait!
00:06:59I'm here.
00:07:12Alright farm girl, let's see what you got.
00:07:15Alrighty, Stevie.
00:07:17You made it.
00:07:18You can start whenever you're ready.
00:07:21Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your men have shown me that you are arrogant, selfish, and
00:07:28conceited.
00:07:30She's not bad.
00:07:32So my answer is no.
00:07:34You're the last man in the world.
00:07:37Wait, where's my partner James?
00:07:42He's supposed to come in here.
00:07:44Oh no, Stevie!
00:07:46Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:07:48I don't blame him.
00:07:50This is a train wreck.
00:07:51Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:07:56How do you know?
00:07:57Oh!
00:07:59Oh!
00:08:02Oh!
00:08:04Oh!
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:06Oh!
00:08:07Oh!
00:08:07Oh!
00:08:09Oh!
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:34Lex Hall, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:08:38What do you want?
00:08:39Right.
00:08:50Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:08:54He did a stage kiss?
00:08:56Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:08:58He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:09:02With Stevie?
00:09:03I thought Lex quit acting.
00:09:05Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:09:07Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:09:10My dearest.
00:09:12The loveliest Elizabeth.
00:09:15Lex, what are you doing here?
00:09:16You don't even know the lines.
00:09:19It's everything I'm here.
00:09:25Can you memorize that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:09:29No.
00:09:31I'm not late.
00:09:34I've been selfishly in all my life.
00:09:37Such it was from eight to eighteen as if it still might be.
00:09:40Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:09:43By you, I was properly humbled.
00:09:46And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:09:50But otherwise,
00:09:53what do you do to me the greatest pleasure
00:09:56of having you?
00:10:11beautiful chemistry.
00:10:12The lead roles are yours, provided
00:10:14both of you agree to do the play.
00:10:17Yes!
00:10:20Yes!
00:10:20Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:10:21We won't let you down.
00:10:23Alrighty.
00:10:24Now,
00:10:25the auditions are over.
00:10:27But Mr. Hamlin!
00:10:31This series is over,
00:10:32you slimy barn snake.
00:10:34That lead role
00:10:35is mine.
00:10:37And so is Lex.
00:10:38What the fuck's up, though?
00:10:46Well, that was fun.
00:10:47Good luck.
00:10:48Wait, you're leaving?
00:10:53Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:10:56Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds
00:10:58and a signature play.
00:11:00Dude, Mr. Hamlin, he wants us as a dude.
00:11:02Good luck.
00:11:04See you next time.
00:11:05There won't be a next time, but...
00:11:09Not for someone like me.
00:11:12But...
00:11:13My grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:11:15And I promised her that one day
00:11:17I would be the lead in this cool play
00:11:18so she could see me on stage.
00:11:23She, uh...
00:11:24She never got the chance to.
00:11:26So just for once...
00:11:29I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:11:37I'm sorry.
00:11:39Steady, same things.
00:11:41I'd say I do want a great habit.
00:11:48What do I get out of it?
00:11:57I have a spare bedroom.
00:12:00What?
00:12:02Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:12:06I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:12:08They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:12:10So you want me to leave my five-star hotel
00:12:13and come live on a farm with you?
00:12:15Well, that's what you wanted.
00:12:16Right?
00:12:18Mr.
00:12:18I just want a normal life.
00:12:26Okay.
00:12:27Fuck it.
00:12:29You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:12:34See you at the farm.
00:12:39Yes!
00:12:40Mmm, yes!
00:12:53You weren't kidding me so I was bit of a fixer-up.
00:12:55Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:57Is this far too normal for you, Lexal?
00:12:59The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:13:02Did you just call me hot and say things?
00:13:04What?
00:13:06No!
00:13:06In your dreams?
00:13:08You know, you were irritatingly full of yourself.
00:13:11I prefer the word confident.
00:13:15Speaking of.
00:13:18You weren't actually an Hollywood sunshine.
00:13:24You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:13:34Stevie, honey!
00:13:36Mom!
00:13:36Dad, um, this is my friend that I said he's going to be staying with us.
00:13:42My legs.
00:13:42I'm sorry.
00:13:43I don't mean to intrude.
00:13:45Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here!
00:13:48So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:13:52And with such a talented actor's help, my baby girl's going to be the star.
00:13:57Oh, no.
00:13:57Dad, stop.
00:13:59Okay, kids.
00:14:00Dinner's almost ready.
00:14:01Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:14:03Great idea.
00:14:04Okay, I hope you like them some time.
00:14:08Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:14:10Oh, it was cute.
00:14:13You don't wish they care.
00:14:14But I don't want to have fun.
00:14:19Anyways.
00:14:21Only the final one time I see this.
00:14:24Uh, that's not a good idea.
00:14:25I don't think you really want me to do it.
00:14:27Oh, that's good.
00:14:35Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:14:36But why do I find him so hot?
00:14:38Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:14:46Stop it, Stevie.
00:14:48He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:14:50He's just acting.
00:14:52You need to stop looking at me.
00:14:54He's a star.
00:14:55And you're just doing it.
00:14:57You always talk to the cows when you milk them.
00:15:04Well, good morning to you, too.
00:15:07Oh, my God.
00:15:20Well, that is...
00:15:22Don't say another word.
00:15:24What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:15:27Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:15:28And then the thing broke.
00:15:31But as my generous hostess,
00:15:33I assume you can fix it for me.
00:15:47What are you doing, St. James?
00:15:49Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:15:52Monotypes in there.
00:15:58You sure you know how to fix this?
00:16:00Um, newsflash, your highness.
00:16:01Real people like me actually grew up
00:16:03holding real-life skills
00:16:04while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:16:07You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:16:10Oh, yeah.
00:16:11Because all the fans that love you
00:16:12and the galas and traveling around the world.
00:16:15So horrible.
00:16:18You sure you don't want any help?
00:16:19No, you've done enough.
00:16:21The last thing I need is your help.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I can't actually be stuck like this
00:16:29with my ass pointed at...
00:16:33You've got a real talent
00:16:34for getting yourself
00:16:35in compromising positions.
00:16:38Don't you, farm girl?
00:16:42Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:16:45Just pull me out.
00:16:47Oh?
00:16:48I thought you didn't want my help.
00:16:50Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:16:52Pull me.
00:16:55Stop.
00:16:57Stay, honey?
00:16:59Are you in the barn?
00:17:03Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:09I'm...
00:17:10I'm getting a water pipe.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:14Do you want some help?
00:17:15No, I'm...
00:17:16I'm about to be done.
00:17:16Oh.
00:17:17Okay.
00:17:18Breakfast is ready.
00:17:20Okay, I'm coming.
00:17:22Ow!
00:17:24Oh!
00:17:27Oh!
00:17:30Hey.
00:17:34Oh.
00:17:35Ah!
00:17:36Ah!
00:17:37Ah!
00:17:37Ah!
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:39Ah!
00:17:39Oh!
00:17:43Let's go to a ranch.
00:17:45Oh.
00:17:46Ah!
00:17:47Ah!
00:17:51I am so sorry!
00:17:55It's okay.
00:18:03Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole and dive in it.
00:18:06Hold up.
00:18:09So what does me an apology?
00:18:11Look at this.
00:18:13Real life skills.
00:18:15You know, I'm starting to hate me.
00:18:17You only brought me on this frog to screw with me.
00:18:19Same, James.
00:18:26Lexington!
00:18:27Oh, God.
00:18:28What's my mom doing back here?
00:18:30Lexington?
00:18:31No.
00:18:32That's my mom.
00:18:39Lexington?
00:18:40Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:18:44Lexington!
00:18:44Oh!
00:18:45Oh!
00:18:46What are you doing in a, oh God, barn like this and without a shirt?
00:18:51I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
00:18:53Mom, you didn't have to break an enter.
00:18:54Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:18:57Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:19:02You don't belong here, Lex.
00:19:04Or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:19:11Is there someone in there with you?
00:19:14Lexington, that's it.
00:19:15I'm coming in now.
00:19:24Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:19:29Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:19:36I'm not a kid anymore and I've told you I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:19:40You are not quitting.
00:19:42You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:19:44I know you.
00:19:45I'm your mother and your agent.
00:19:48And in fact, I might remind you that all of these contracts are your signature.
00:19:54So if you don't come back to L.A., you're going to court.
00:19:59Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds and let me be free for once?
00:20:04You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:20:09And so is a scandal.
00:20:11So I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:20:13And if I find out that you were messing around with some gold digging farm girl,
00:20:19not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
00:20:30Okay, you can turn around.
00:20:35Sorry.
00:20:40Bad day, huh?
00:20:44Good days, bad days.
00:20:46Now it's this.
00:20:48All the endless bullshit and boots on you.
00:20:52As far as fate, we march on top.
00:20:56You're really not.
00:20:57You're not.
00:20:58Perfect.
00:20:59I mean, first of all, you are a major man.
00:21:02You had your cock and you were incredibly reckless.
00:21:05And you didn't look at that cock.
00:21:08But it doesn't look too bad.
00:21:11It just beats you to me.
00:21:24You know there are copies of that, right?
00:21:27It's okay to want things.
00:21:29To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
00:21:34It's hard to explain.
00:21:35Somehow, when I'm only with her, it doesn't feel so bad.
00:21:39To be just like small.
00:21:42What do you want, like small?
00:22:05And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:22:09Lexington Hall.
00:22:11Woo!
00:22:13Woo!
00:22:17Woo!
00:22:19Woo!
00:22:19Woo!
00:22:22Woo!
00:22:23Woo!
00:22:28Woo!
00:22:31Woo!
00:22:32Hollywood, and everyone watching at home, I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:22:39Fuck you!
00:22:46Out the camera!
00:22:49Fuck all of you!
00:22:50Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:22:52I'm never acting again!
00:22:55Woo!
00:23:01This squirreled Hollywood ass.
00:23:09Dad, I've got the school club audition. I gotta go.
00:23:12Break your legs, honey.
00:23:14It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:23:22Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the legs tall, the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:23:29Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:23:31Do you think he'll sign my booth?
00:23:34Oh my god, serious!
00:23:45So cool that screaming.
00:24:00Is that Lex Hall?
00:24:12Oh my god, my shirt! What the hell?!
00:24:20Oh my god, my hair is stuck on his claws.
00:24:23Oh.
00:24:26Oh, I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:24:32Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:24:35What are you waiting for?
00:24:35We're trying!
00:24:37He's huge! I don't know how to-
00:24:39That's it! The gas!
00:24:49Okay, stop the car, stop the car!
00:24:51I think we're safe!
00:24:55Oh, seriously!
00:24:55What are you doing?
00:24:58Oh!
00:24:59Oh!
00:25:01Oh, I need to pretend I'm ever.
00:25:03My hair is stuck.
00:25:05Oh!
00:25:06Yeah, we got a style of fire in your head.
00:25:09Four-silly mountains.
00:25:11Is he.. hard?
00:25:23I'm not sure.
00:25:27Car!
00:25:30Oh, God, you better be kidding me.
00:25:33Are you serious?
00:25:35You know, I've had some fans build some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:25:39This?
00:25:40Pretty original.
00:25:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:25:44You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck,
00:25:47and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:25:51Yeah, that's...
00:25:53unfortunate.
00:25:58Fine.
00:25:59Here.
00:26:02That'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs, fix...
00:26:06this thing.
00:26:07I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:26:10You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:26:13A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:16Now leave me alone.
00:26:23A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:25Huh?
00:26:29A strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:26:38Steve Lee St. James?
00:26:40I mean, come on, you doing Friday Prejudice?
00:26:42Boring!
00:26:43You know what?
00:26:45You know what?
00:26:45Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:50I'm gonna act in Hollywood too, won't you?
00:26:52What?
00:26:53You're not missing out on watch tuts.
00:26:55That's not what you think it is.
00:26:56You know what?
00:26:56You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:27:00Acting is my dream.
00:27:04And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:27:08Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:27:11Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
00:27:20I can close my own room.
00:27:22I think so.
00:27:27Audition.
00:27:30I don't know why you had an audition, Natalie.
00:27:33You were made for the lead role.
00:27:35Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:27:39Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:27:43Well, since Stevie has a no-show, this means some auditions for this year, so we'll find out...
00:27:52Wait! I'm here!
00:28:06Alright, farm girl, let's see what you got.
00:28:10Alright, Stevie, you made it. You can start whenever you're ready.
00:28:16Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I know you, you made him show me that you are arrogant, selfish, and
00:28:23conceited.
00:28:25She's... not bad.
00:28:27So my answer is no. You're the last man in the world to...
00:28:32Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:28:37He's supposed to come in here.
00:28:39Oh no, Stevie! Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:28:43I don't blame him. This is a train wreck.
00:28:46Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:28:49Phil, you nailed it.
00:29:01Hey!
00:29:01Where are we going?
00:29:15What?
00:29:28Next home, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:29:32Yeah, that didn't work.
00:29:33Right?
00:29:44Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:29:48Is it a stage kiss?
00:29:50Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:29:53He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:29:57With Stevie?
00:29:58I thought Lex quit acting.
00:30:00Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:30:02Allow me to speak but a few words, my dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:30:09Lex, what are you doing here?
00:30:11You don't even know the lines.
00:30:13Do we know her?
00:30:19Can you memorize that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:30:25I'm not late.
00:30:29I've been selfish man all my life.
00:30:31Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:30:34Not for you, the Elizabeth.
00:30:37But you, I was promptly humbled.
00:30:40And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:30:45But otherwise,
00:30:47will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:30:50of having you?
00:30:51I'll see you next time.
00:30:52you're one of three you've ever been watching.
00:31:00OK,
00:31:02Whoa!
00:31:03Whoa!
00:31:04Whoa!
00:31:05Beautiful chemistry!
00:31:07Let me go for yours.
00:31:08Why?
00:31:09Both of you have breathed through the blood.
00:31:12Yes!
00:31:14Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlet.
00:31:16We won't let you know.
00:31:17All righty. Now the auditions are over.
00:31:21But Mr. Hamlin!
00:31:25This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:31:29That lead role is mine.
00:31:31And so is Lex.
00:31:40That was fun. Good luck.
00:31:43Wait, you're leaving?
00:31:47Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:31:50Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:31:54Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:31:57Tough luck.
00:31:58Maybe next time.
00:32:00There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:32:04Not for someone like me.
00:32:07Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:32:10And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:32:13me on stage.
00:32:16She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:32:21So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:32:32All right.
00:32:34Stevie St. James, let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:32:43What do I get out of it?
00:32:51I have a spare bedroom.
00:32:55What?
00:32:56Um, you're staying at the Blondin Hotel, right?
00:33:01It's not how crazy your fans are.
00:33:03I'll cheer you up when you get back there.
00:33:05So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and go live on a farm with you?
00:33:09Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:33:12Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:33:15Bye.
00:33:21Okay, fuck it.
00:33:24You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:33:28So you're at the farm.
00:33:34Yuck!
00:33:35Oh, my yuck!
00:33:48You weren't kidding me, so it's better to fix her up.
00:33:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:51Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:33:54You're the hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:33:56It's been just calling you hot, say, James?
00:33:59What?
00:34:00No!
00:34:01In your dreams?
00:34:02You know, you were irritatingly full of yourself.
00:34:06You were confident.
00:34:10Speaking of.
00:34:13You were an Hollywood searcher.
00:34:19You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:34:29Stevie, what are you?
00:34:30Oh, mom.
00:34:31Dad, um, this is my friend.
00:34:34I'm sorry, I don't mean to prove it.
00:34:39Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:34:43So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:34:47And with such a talented actor's help,
00:34:49our baby girl's gonna be a star.
00:34:51Oh, Dad, stop.
00:34:53Okay, kids.
00:34:55Dinner's almost ready.
00:34:56Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:34:58Great idea.
00:34:59Okay, I hope you like those.
00:35:02Oh, that was embarrassing.
00:35:05No, it was cute.
00:35:07You can't tell how much they care.
00:35:09Why do I want to have that?
00:35:14Anyways.
00:35:16I'm gonna go find out what Venice is.
00:35:18Ah, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:35:20I don't think you really want to go.
00:35:21How's your dad's cooking?
00:35:29Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:35:31But why do I find him so hot?
00:35:33Will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:35:35of having you?
00:35:41Stop it, Stevie.
00:35:43He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:35:45He's just acting.
00:35:47You need to stop thinking about him.
00:35:48He's a star.
00:35:50You're just you.
00:35:52Do you always talk to the cows
00:35:53when you milk them?
00:35:59Well, good morning to you, too.
00:36:00Oh, my God.
00:36:15Well, that is...
00:36:16Don't charge.
00:36:17Say another word.
00:36:19What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:36:21Well, Sean's in the shower.
00:36:23I think the thing broke.
00:36:25But as my generous hostess,
00:36:28ISO, you can fix it for me.
00:36:42What are you doing, St. James?
00:36:44Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:36:47Lower type center.
00:36:52You sure you know how to fix this?
00:36:54Huh.
00:36:55Newsflash, your highness.
00:36:56Real people like me actually grew up
00:36:58learning real-life skills
00:36:59while you were busy having to eat cake
00:37:01with celebrities.
00:37:02You seem to think movie stars
00:37:03are all fun and games.
00:37:04Oh, yeah.
00:37:05Because all the fans that love you
00:37:07and the galas and traveling.
00:37:09It's so horrible.
00:37:12Are you sure you don't want any help?
00:37:14No, you've done enough.
00:37:16The last thing I need is your help.
00:37:21Shit.
00:37:22I can't actually be stuck like this
00:37:24with my ass pointed at...
00:37:28You've got a real talent
00:37:29for getting yourself
00:37:30in compromising positions.
00:37:33Don't you, farm girl?
00:37:37Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:37:39Just pull me out.
00:37:41Nope.
00:37:43I thought you knew that.
00:37:45Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:37:47Help me.
00:37:53Are you in the bar?
00:37:57Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:38:04I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:38:08Okay, do you want some help?
00:38:10No, I'm about to be done.
00:38:11Oh, okay.
00:38:13Breakfast is ready.
00:38:14Okay, I'm coming.
00:38:16Ooh.
00:38:18Ooh, sorry.
00:38:28Ooh, what?
00:38:32Oh!
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:33This stupid wrench!
00:38:34What?
00:38:38It's not a wrench.
00:38:39What?
00:38:46I am so sorry.
00:38:49It's okay.
00:38:53Okay.
00:38:57I'm gonna go dig a hole and dive in.
00:39:01Hold up.
00:39:03Someone gives me an apology.
00:39:06Miss.
00:39:07Real life skills.
00:39:10You know, I'm starting to think you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
00:39:14St. James.
00:39:20Lexington.
00:39:22Oh, God.
00:39:23What's my mom doing back?
00:39:24Lexington?
00:39:26No.
00:39:27That's my mom.
00:39:34Lexington?
00:39:34Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:39:38Lexington.
00:39:39Oh, oh.
00:39:40What are you doing in a, oh, God, farm like this and without a shirt?
00:39:45I've decided to put some time on a farm.
00:39:47Mom, you didn't have to break it in.
00:39:49Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:39:52Your reputation is in the gutter.
00:39:54Now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:39:57You don't belong here, Lex.
00:39:58Or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:40:05Is there someone in there with you?
00:40:08Lexington, that's it.
00:40:09I'm coming in now.
00:40:19Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:40:24Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:40:27No.
00:40:28Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:40:31I'm not a kid anymore and I've told you I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:40:34You are not quitting.
00:40:37You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:40:39I know you.
00:40:40I'm your mother and your agent.
00:40:42And in fact, I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature.
00:40:49So if you don't come back to L.A., you're going to court.
00:40:54Just stop ruining my life for two seconds or let me be free for once.
00:40:59You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:41:04And so is a scandal, so I better not get you getting into any trouble.
00:41:08And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold-digging farm girl,
00:41:13not only will I ruin your life, but all of one hurts.
00:41:25Okay, you can turn around now.
00:41:29Sorry.
00:41:35Bad day, huh?
00:41:38Good days, bad days.
00:41:41I don't know, just days.
00:41:43All the endless bullshit numbers are on me.
00:41:46It's my favorite part of my song.
00:41:50You're really not.
00:41:51I know.
00:41:53Perfect.
00:41:53I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled.
00:41:58You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
00:42:00You think for the pep talk?
00:42:02But it doesn't make you bad.
00:42:06It just makes you normal.
00:42:19You know there are copies of that, right?
00:42:22It's okay to want things.
00:42:24To forget what your mom wants and the fans want.
00:42:28It's hard to explain, but somehow when I'm only with her,
00:42:32it doesn't feel so bad to be just Lex Hall.
00:42:37What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:42:40What do you want?
00:43:00And the award for best youth actor goes to Lexington Hall.
00:43:06And the award for best youth actor goes to Lexington Hall.
00:43:17I've ever seen my first film of the 83-yard truck in this family.
00:43:20The day that I finally turned 18.
00:43:23And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd,
00:43:26and to Hollywood,
00:43:27and everyone watching at home,
00:43:29I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:43:40And the camera!
00:43:43Fuck all of you!
00:43:45Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:43:47I'm never acting again!
00:43:55It's a spoiled Hollywood ask.
00:44:03Shoot, Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:44:05I gotta go.
00:44:06Uh, break your legs, honey.
00:44:08It's break your legs, but thank you.
00:44:17Oh my god, I can't believe we're going to be classmates with the Lex Hall,
00:44:21the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:44:24Oh my god, it could really die.
00:44:25Do you think you'll sign my booze?
00:44:28Oh my god, serious!
00:44:30Oh my god, I can't believe we're going to be here.
00:45:02What?
00:45:08My shirt!
00:45:09What the hell?
00:45:15My hair is stuck on his clutch.
00:45:18Oh, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:45:27Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:45:29What are you waiting for? Drive?
00:45:32She's huge! I don't know how to...
00:45:33Let's hit the gas!
00:45:44Okay, stop the car! Stop the car! I think we're safe!
00:45:50Seriously?
00:45:56You having a good time down there?
00:45:57My hair is stuck!
00:46:00I think I'm good, man. Stop the car, you're ready.
00:46:04For selling out.
00:46:06Is he... hard?
00:46:17I'm not.
00:46:22You're poor!
00:46:25Oh, God! It's from the beginning!
00:46:27Are you serious?
00:46:29You know, I've had some fans build some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:46:33It is?
00:46:34It's pretty original.
00:47:04I am not one of your crazy fans.
00:47:05This is exactly what I imagine you'd be like.
00:47:07A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:47:09I'll leave you.
00:47:23I'll leave you...
00:47:32Don't leave me...
00:47:33I'll leave you...
00:47:39Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:47:45I'm gonna act in Hollywood, too, one day.
00:47:47See, you're not living out on watch codes.
00:47:49It's not what you think it is.
00:47:50You know what, you can save your jaded broken bad boy act
00:47:53or someone who actually believes.
00:47:55Acting is my dream.
00:47:58I promise someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:48:03I hope that someone like you would ever understand.
00:48:06Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
00:48:14I can close my hand.
00:48:16Like so.
00:48:25I don't know why you had an audition, Natalie.
00:48:27You were made for the lead role.
00:48:29Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since first year.
00:48:33Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:48:37Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this includes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:48:46Wait!
00:48:48I'm here.
00:49:01Alright, farm girl. Let's see what you got.
00:49:05Alrighty, Stevie. You made it.
00:49:07You can start whenever you're ready.
00:49:10Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:49:19She's...
00:49:19She's...
00:49:20Not bad.
00:49:21So my answer is no.
00:49:23You're the last man in the world who...
00:49:27Wait.
00:49:28Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:49:32He's supposed to come in here.
00:49:33Oh no, Stevie!
00:49:36Did your acting partner did you?
00:49:38I don't blame him.
00:49:39This is a train wreck.
00:49:40Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:49:45Haha!
00:49:46drones!
00:49:48They're all...
00:49:51fair!
00:49:53Dance!
00:49:55Hey!
00:49:56Wait...
00:49:57Wait.
00:49:58I will still remember.
00:50:12David
00:50:23Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:50:2791.
00:50:28Break.
00:50:39Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:50:43He did a stage kiss?
00:50:45Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:50:47He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:50:51With Stevie?
00:50:52I thought Lex quit acting.
00:50:55Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:57Allow me to speak with a few words.
00:50:59My dearest.
00:51:01The mumbliest Elizabeth.
00:51:04Lex, what are you doing here?
00:51:06You're truly blind.
00:51:08I'm blind.
00:51:13I see the key memories of the entire mom on the first sentence.
00:51:18No.
00:51:20I'm blind.
00:51:23I've itself to be in all my life.
00:51:26Such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might be.
00:51:29Now for you, the Elizabeth.
00:51:32By you, I was properly humbled.
00:51:35And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:51:39But otherwise,
00:51:42you do me the greatest pleasure.
00:51:45I love you.
00:52:00Beautiful chemistry.
00:52:02The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:52:06Yes!
00:52:09Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:52:10We won't let you down.
00:52:12Alrighty.
00:52:13Now, the auditions are over.
00:52:16But Mr. Hamlin!
00:52:20This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:52:23That lead role is mine.
00:52:26And so is Lex.
00:52:28Let's go.
00:52:35Well, that was fun.
00:52:36Good luck.
00:52:38Wait, you're leaving?
00:52:42Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:52:45Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:52:49Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:52:51Tough luck.
00:52:53Maybe next time.
00:52:54There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:52:58Not for someone like me.
00:53:01Look.
00:53:02My grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:53:04And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool place so she could see
00:53:08me on stage.
00:53:11She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:53:16So just for once, I wouldn't know what it feels like to really act.
00:53:27All right.
00:53:29Stevie St. James.
00:53:31Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:53:38Where do I get out of it?
00:53:46I have a spare bedroom.
00:53:49What?
00:53:51Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel?
00:53:54Right?
00:53:55I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:53:58They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:54:00So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:54:03Well, that's what you wanted.
00:54:05Right?
00:54:07Mr. I just want a normal life.
00:54:15Okay, fuck it.
00:54:19You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:54:23See you at the farm.
00:54:43You weren't kidding me since we didn't fix her up.
00:54:45Oh, I'm sorry.
00:54:46Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:54:48You're the hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:54:51Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:54:54What?
00:54:55No!
00:54:56In your dreams?
00:54:57You know, you were irritatingly full of yourself.
00:55:01For a little confident.
00:55:04Speak it up.
00:55:07You were an Hollywood soldier.
00:55:13You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:55:23Stevie, honey!
00:55:25Mom!
00:55:26Dad, um...
00:55:27This is my friend that I said he was going to be staying with us.
00:55:31I'm Lex.
00:55:32I'm sorry.
00:55:32I don't mean to intrude.
00:55:33Oh, Stevie says they're always welcome here.
00:55:37So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:55:41And with such a talented actor's help,
00:55:44our baby girl's going to be the star.
00:55:46Oh, Dad.
00:55:47Stop.
00:55:48Okay, kids.
00:55:49Dinner's almost ready.
00:55:50Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:55:52Great idea.
00:55:53Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:55:57That was embarrassing.
00:55:59No, it was cute.
00:56:02Did you tell how much they care?
00:56:04What one has that?
00:56:08Anyways.
00:56:10I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:56:13Uh, that's not a good idea, Lexa. I don't think you really want to know.
00:56:16How's your dad's booking?
00:56:24Lex Hall is an asshole, but why do I find him so close?
00:56:28Will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:56:30I'm having you.
00:56:36Stop it, Stevie.
00:56:37He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:56:39He's just acting.
00:56:41I need to stop thinking about him.
00:56:43He's a star.
00:56:45And we're just you.
00:56:46Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:56:53Well, good morning to you, too.
00:56:56Oh, my God.
00:57:09Well, that is just...
00:57:12Don't say another word.
00:57:14What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:57:16Well, I started to shower.
00:57:17And then the thing broke.
00:57:20Well, as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
00:57:36What are you doing, St. James?
00:57:38Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:57:41What if I'm sorry?
00:57:47You sure you know how to fix this?
00:57:49Oh, newsflash your headness?
00:57:51Real people like me actually grew up on your real life skills when you were busy having a team cake
00:57:55with celebrities.
00:57:56And you seem to be who these are glad you're all fun and games.
00:57:59Oh, yeah.
00:58:00Because all the family that love you, the gal that is the traveling woman, is so horrible.
00:58:07You sure you don't want any help?
00:58:08No, you've done enough.
00:58:10The last thing I need is your help.
00:58:16Shit, I can't actually be stuck like this, with my ass pointed at...
00:58:22You've got a real talent for getting yourself, then you're compromising musicians.
00:58:28Don't you, Fonda?
00:58:32Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:58:34Just pull me out.
00:58:36Oh?
00:58:38I thought you didn't want my help.
00:58:40Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:58:41Hey, help me.
00:58:47Stay here, honey.
00:58:48Are you in the barn?
00:58:52Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:58:59I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:59:02Okay, do you want some help?
00:59:04No, I'm about to be done.
00:59:06Oh, okay.
00:59:07Breakfast is ready.
00:59:09Okay, I'm coming.
00:59:11Oh!
00:59:12Oh!
00:59:14Ah!
00:59:20Hey?
00:59:26Where is this stupid wrench?
00:59:29Oh!
00:59:32That's not a wrench.
00:59:40I am so sorry.
00:59:44It's okay.
00:59:52I'm going to go dig a hole and I'm here.
00:59:55Hold up.
00:59:57I almost need an apology.
01:00:00This.
01:00:02Real life skills.
01:00:04You know I'm starting to think you're an abominable farmer screw with me.
01:00:08St. James?
01:00:15Lexington!
01:00:16Oh God.
01:00:17What's my mom doing back?
01:00:19Lexington!
01:00:20No.
01:00:21That's my mom.
01:00:28Lexington!
01:00:29Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
01:00:33Lexington!
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:35What are you doing in a far-cut barn like this?
01:00:39Without a shirt?
01:00:40I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
01:00:42Mom, you didn't have to break an enter.
01:00:44Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
01:00:46Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you're living on some dirty farm.
01:00:51You don't belong here, Lex.
01:00:53Or with whatever redneck lives here.
01:01:00Is there someone in there with you?
01:01:03Lexington?
01:01:04That's it.
01:01:04I'm coming in now.
01:01:13Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.