00:00Pilot hits throttle, helicopter spins
00:02Trees get promoted, blue team never wins
00:05Private Dave said, I have a plan
00:07Plan lasts longer than the minivan
00:09Three-point turn turns into a wall
00:11They crash the car before they leave, spawn it all
00:14Blue team, blue team, chaos on parade
00:16No strategy, just mistakes they make
00:19Can't fly, can't drive, can't stay alive
00:21But they respawn with a high five
00:23Blue team, blue team, chaos on parade
