00:00Okay, Denji, what are the three branches that control the government?
00:03Oh, that's easy! Judicial, Legislative, and Executive!
00:07Wrong! It's actually the Illuminati, the Jews, and Taylor Swift's Ghost Rider!
00:13Uh...
00:13Next question, which religions are actually real?
00:17Uh, I know Christianity has the most global followers...
00:20Wrong! Again, it's the Illuminati, the Jews, and Taylor Swift's Ghost Rider!
00:26Huh...
00:26Final question, who caused 9-11?
00:29Uh...
00:30Lock in, Denji. She mustn't know her special needs.
00:34The Illuminati, the Jews, and Taylor Swift's Ghost Rider?
00:38No, silly. It was obviously the gays, feminism, and somehow Barack Obama!
00:45I don't know how you've managed to be sexist, anti-semitic, homophobic, and racist all in less than 60 seconds.
00:51Hey! I am not racist!
00:54Uh...
00:55This girl is a demon, Denji.
00:58Fornicate!
00:59Our children will be unstoppable!
01:01Yeah, this video's not gonna be up for very long.
