00:00This is another one of Sucanus' fingers, one of the most dangerous cursed objects on the planet.
00:05It must be protected-
00:06Now...
00:09You didn't just-
00:16Huh? Why am I naked? And why does my ass hurt?
00:19You've been out for two hours.
00:22Why would you think it's a good idea to eat another one of Sucanus' fingers?
00:26I thought you wanted me to eat it!
00:27Why would I want you to eat a cursed object?
00:30I don't know. The last time I ate a cursed finger, everything turned out okay, so-
00:34No, it didn't! Last time, you burned down a school full of special needs kids!
00:38I did?! I don't remember doing that!
00:40Because you're not conscious when Sucanus takes over your body.
00:43Oh. Did he take over this time?
00:46Yes. He blew up three churches and two foster homes.
00:49He did all that in two hours?!
00:51He also used your body to have an orgy with five goats.
00:53No, he didn't.
00:56Please tell me he didn't do that.
00:57I'll get the ass cream.
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