00:00Oh, my God, he's not having a nightmare.
00:04He's having a wet dream about me.
00:11I felt yours.
00:13You want to feel mine?
00:14I thought you were gay.
00:17I'm not.
00:19Fuck.
00:20What am I doing?
00:22Every guy gets morning light.
00:24Can I be embarrassed?
00:26I'm embarrassed.
00:27But I wasn't writing you last night, just to clarify.
00:33What are you doing?
00:37I don't know.
00:40But I like touching you and I don't want to stop.
00:45I've never deleted you like this before.
00:48Have you?
00:50You haven't?
00:52Wait.
00:54How do you know you're gay?
00:56I don't know if you've never done this.
00:58Being gay isn't just about sex.
01:01It's about feelings and attraction and love.
01:06It's about wanting every part of another person.
01:12What about me, Cody?
01:16Do you want me?
01:18I'm laying down and I pull my shirt up.
01:22Baby, get the whipped cream.
01:24Feeling like a wet dream.
01:26Got me at the bar.
01:28Doing body shots now.
01:31Whip it up.
01:32Nick it up.
01:33Suck it down.
01:35Drink it up.
01:36I wish you might share.
01:39Whip it up.
01:40Lick it up.
01:41Suck it down.
01:42Hey, baby.
01:43I brought you some coffee.
01:45Perfect.
01:47What the fuck is this?
01:50Blonde, all-American, a killer smile.
01:53And painfully straight.
01:56Almost perfect.
01:58Not that it matters, since being gay means going to prison in this hellhole.
02:01Oh, I love you!
02:03No, I don't think so.
02:05Hello?
02:06Sorry to be the first person not into you, okay, asshole?
02:10Oh, you're going to show me around or what?
02:20Hi, girls.
02:28Yo, Tyler.
02:30Becky.
02:31What's up?
02:31How are we doing, man?
02:32What's up, Becky?
02:37How strict are all these rules?
02:40You rule with me.
02:43Extremely strict.
02:46You need to work on your poker face.
02:48That doe-eyed stare?
02:50It's going to make you a target.
02:51I can handle myself.
02:54I committed a felony.
02:57My dad is a senator who...
02:59Vetoed a bill protecting queer students from conversion therapy.
03:05So I rerouted donations from his campaign fund to Pride Youth.
03:18He wanted to hide his openly gay son.
03:20So I made sure I left my mark.
03:22I'mcribe you and I'm making a crack at all.
03:27Police!
03:29Wow.
03:31Well, at least you're in here for a good reason.
03:34Listen, if I'm not your type, let's find you someone who is.
03:47Oh, uh, uh, sorry
03:52You know, I tell you not to drop the soap
03:55But, uh, just because I'm attracted to men
03:58Doesn't mean I'm attracted to any man
03:59I have standards
04:01Maybe
04:02Or maybe you're just mad
04:04That you're not seeing my dick
04:07Wait, is the straight golden boy Beckett Hayes hitting on me?
04:13I'm not interested in your dick
04:15Oh, yeah?
04:17You want to prove that?
04:23Right this way, gentlemen
04:25The rule breakers are probably in here
04:27That's him
04:28The one that was out after Perky
04:31I was late by two minutes
04:32I was studying in the library
04:35Hey, wait
04:36No
04:36I don't want to go to prison
04:38Let me call my dad
04:39And Mr. Price, please
04:40Rules for a reason, Mr. Giles
04:44Rules for a reason
04:47They're not seriously taking him to prison
04:49Over being two minutes late
04:51This place
04:52Is hell
04:54Why do you think I worked my ass off
04:55To graduate early and get out?
04:58So if I get caught doing anything with any guy
05:00Then he better be both coming to prison
05:04Excuse me
05:06Oh, hey
05:11What are you doing here?
05:12Aren't you supposed to be at St. Mary's?
05:13Lunch day with Daddy
05:14Come with
05:14We're getting shrimp
05:15Can't
05:16I'm taking fresh meat here on a tour
05:20Blair Price
05:20Beloved only daughter of Headmaster Price
05:24Cody
05:24Beloved son of no one
05:27Come on
05:30Daddy told me about you
05:31Don't you dare turn my boyfriend day
05:33Or I'll get you exposed
05:38I've seen better
05:47You ready to meet your new roommate?
06:01That's my roommate
06:03Yeah
06:04And unfortunately for you
06:06You're what he hates most
06:08In this world
06:10Gay
06:15He's my man
06:16What's your new girlfriend?
06:20New sucker trapped here
06:21This
06:23Is Tyler Von Rowe
06:25And that
06:26Is Xander Thorne
06:29Your new roommate
06:30Hi
06:33You've got to be fucking kidding me
06:35Have you had a problem with me?
06:39Yeah
06:40I do
06:41You know what?
06:43A hundred bucks says you won't be here by the end of the week
06:46You know
06:47You've got money to burn
06:49Pretty sure your probation officer said not to burn things down anymore, asshole
06:53Oh, fuck you
06:55I like him
06:56Hey
06:58Look at me
06:59I'm the only one you're allowed to like
07:05You want me to like you?
07:15You wish twink
07:17He was so into it
07:19You know
07:21The only thing that'll set this one straight
07:23Is a proper beating
07:28Work for me
07:29Thanks for the tour
07:30Asshole
07:31But I'll find my own way around here
07:34Cody, come on
07:36That was just a joke
07:37God, don't be like that
07:51Can you do that?
07:54You're the new kid
07:55Cody, right?
07:58Easton
08:04Hey, I'm sorry about before
08:05I can't believe they'd ruin me with a homophobic dick that would attack you like that
08:09That's what happens when the baddest boy in school is stuck in the closet
08:14Xander is gay?
08:15Oh, I think so
08:16I just don't know if he knows it yet
08:19Hey, don't worry
08:21I'll always be Xander's favorite gator boy
08:24Then I guess I can count on you to protect me
08:27I guess you can
08:31Cody!
08:35I don't know why I care
08:36But I don't like the way Easton looks at Cody
08:41Headmaster Price would be upset
08:42If I don't bring you to your room
08:45It was nice meeting you
08:46You can't pause
08:47Stop manhandling me
08:49Stay away from him
08:50Yeah?
08:51Yeah
08:51What if I told you he's my type?
08:54Easton has an attitude problem
08:56He tears down posters
08:58He talks back
08:59Nothing he does is technically against the rules
09:01But hanging out with him will put you on Headmaster Price's radar
09:05And why would you care?
09:06I shouldn't care
09:08What is he doing to me?
09:11This is you
09:12Try to get some rest
09:14You're going to need it
09:15For when I see you later
09:20Beckett is the straight golden boy of this place
09:22So why is he planning to see me later?
09:43Time for a real welcome to Maplewood
09:48What the hell is this?
09:50Untie us
09:52This is your initiation into Maplewood
09:55Maggot
09:57We're going to have a little fun with you
09:59Fresh me
09:59Well joke's on you
10:01I like being tied up
10:03Homosexuality is strictly forbidden here at Maplewood Reform Academy
10:07So
10:09We're going to fix your problem
10:11Pass
10:12I'm proud to be gay
10:13Yeah, if that was possible
10:15My dad would have turned me straight a long time ago
10:17Sorry
10:20Blair here is going to whip the gay out of you
10:23And if she gets you hard
10:26You're free to go
10:27And what happens in the very likely event that we don't get a boner?
10:34Well, I'm so glad you asked, Freshmeet
10:37This here is a labor pain simulator
10:41It mimics the contractions women feel when giving birth
10:46So
10:48If you're going to fuck like a girl
10:50You're going to suffer like one too
10:52Oh my god
10:53They're not even going to kick our asses old school style
10:56Technology really is taking all the jobs, huh?
11:02Whoa, whoa, whoa
11:03Freshmeet, where are you going?
11:05The show is just about to begin
11:06Let go of me
11:07Hey, Ethan
11:08Hey
11:13Keep fighting back, Freshmeet
11:16I like it
11:19Can I do my dance now?
11:21Easton first
11:24We can't leave the doors after the light's out
11:26You're going to get us all expelled
11:27Don't worry
11:28Blair made sure her dad is distracted
11:32Do you see anything happening?
11:34Nope
11:37Just get off me
11:39Get off me
11:41Whoa, whoa, whoa
11:44Is that boner for me?
11:49It's not what it looks like
11:51No
11:53Is it what it feels like?
11:57What are you talking about?
11:59There's nothing there
11:59Oh
12:00There is definitely something there
12:05It's hard to miss
12:08If I get Blair over here quickly
12:10She'll think Cody's boner is for her
12:12And we can let him go
12:14Cody's turn
12:28He has a boner
12:30I turned him straight
12:34Well
12:36Shit
12:37I mean, I guess you're off the hook, maybe
12:41As for you, Easton
12:47You're coming with us
12:52Take him
12:54Come on
12:54I'll catch up with you guys later
12:56I got more plans here
12:58With fresh meat
12:58Okay, well
13:00Don't get caught by security
13:01Alright, that's immediate grounds for expulsion
13:03Asshole
13:07Just do whatever the hell you're gonna do to me
13:09And then leave me alone
13:12Hey
13:17I'm sorry
13:18I won't get hard for you again
13:19I'm sorry
13:25Relax
13:26I'm just using it to cut the restraints
13:37Shit
13:38Did I hurt you?
13:45Can I go back to my room now?
13:47Why are you acting like this?
13:49I just saved your ass
13:50Save me?
13:51You're the one who brought us here
13:52You tied us up, asshole
13:56And I also covered for you
13:59Your boner was for me
14:01Not her
14:03But I didn't say anything
14:05I pulled her over
14:06Tricked the guys
14:07So you wouldn't get hurt
14:10Did he really try to help me?
14:12Or is this just a mind game
14:14From a straight golden boy?
14:15Just leave me the fuck alone
14:19Too bad, fresh meat
14:22I don't want to
14:27Why do you look like you want to kiss me right now?
14:34Hands up, no, no
14:39You have been here one day
14:41And you have already dragged my top student into a trespassing violation
14:45You are expelled
14:47What?
14:48He dragged me out of bed
14:49Save it
14:50He carried me out himself
14:51Check the security cameras
14:53The police are already on their way to arrest you, Mr. Calloway
14:56And I'll demand that they check the cameras
15:00Lean forward
15:01Put your hands on the table
15:05Do it
15:10You need to learn some respect
15:15Don't touch him
15:22What are you doing?
15:23You are in the clear
15:25You just have to admit that it was Calloway's fault
15:28Cody's telling the truth, sir
15:30I dragged him out of bed
15:33It was all me
15:35You are three weeks away from an early graduation
15:38A clean record
15:39Everything that you have worked for
15:41I'm telling you what happened, sir
15:45My daughter likes you
15:46But I will not be made a fool of his
15:49You can still be expelled
15:56You would waste this on him?
15:59It's not a waste, sir
16:04Well, you two want to stick together?
16:07Fine
16:07If one of you breaks the rules and gets expelled
16:10You're both out
16:14What?
16:14You can't do that
16:16That's not fair
16:16He doesn't even know the rules
16:17I can't think we're supposed to build the rules
16:18No!
16:20And you start detention on Monday
16:22You can clean my scrapyard for me
16:26Now get out
16:28Go!
16:36Suddenly
16:36I feel the change inside
16:48Thank you
16:50For telling him the truth
16:52Yeah
16:54Well, now that our fates are tied together
16:58Try to ignore your gay urges
17:00Or we're both screwed
17:02Or we're both screwed
17:16Dinner?
17:21What do you want, bottom bitch?
17:23Uh, to go to bed
17:25In my bed
17:27No
17:27I'm not sharing a room with a twink
17:30Sleep in the hallway
17:33Zander
17:34Zander, open this door
17:35I can't sleep in the hall
17:37Zander, open up
17:38It's not my problem
17:40Hey!
17:41Seriously
17:53What happened to you?
17:56Daniel locked me out
17:57So I slept in the hall
17:59Just come to my room next time
18:01I don't mind
18:03Hey, fruitcake!
18:05Could you not leave your cum-stained underwear on the floor?
18:08I almost stepped on it!
18:13Clean?
18:14What are you even talking about?
18:15Oh, are they?
18:16Well, I couldn't tell
18:16They were right next to a picture of Beckett
18:21I thought I was your favorite gay to bully
18:23What, am I not enough for you anymore?
18:25Oh, look at that
18:27That's cute
18:27The two little queers
18:29Sticking it out together
18:30I guess that's what you're into, huh?
18:33Sticking it in each other
18:34Listen, Zander
18:35I wasn't the one carrying his underwear around
18:38You want to talk about queer?
18:39Oh
18:41You want me to put my hands on you?
18:43Yeah, because I can put my hands on you
18:45Hey, hey, get off him!
18:47What is your problem?
18:48Huh?
18:49That we're gay?
18:50Or that we're proud of it
18:51Unlike you?
18:55Well, you're going to pay for that, brother fucker
18:57Hey, hey!
19:00You don't touch this one!
19:02Cody is mine!
19:07What the hell, Hayes?
19:08What was that?
19:08What are you doing?
19:09What am I doing?
19:11Why does my chest hurt
19:12at the thought of Cody getting hurt?
19:14Headmaster Price said
19:15if either of us gets in trouble
19:17We both get expelled
19:19So you can't mess with him
19:23Fine
19:27Good news, princess
19:34You're back to being my number one target
19:39And you?
19:40You better sit with one eye open, roomie
19:46I need a new roommate
19:47How's everyone doing today?
19:48Oh, Mr. Ward
19:50Oh, Mr. Ward
19:50We wanted to talk to you about the gay agenda at this school
19:53These homos are multiplying
19:57Full take from someone failing math, Mr. Thorne
20:02Take a seat
20:03Page 42, everyone
20:11We can share
20:14Oh, Keith, use mine!
20:16I'll share with Cody
20:20Hey!
20:23Should we get some homework on the ladder?
20:25Yeah, they've got detention with Beckett
20:27Text me after
20:28We'll go for dinner
20:30Dinner?
20:32Like a date?
20:34Officially known
20:35You know, our little secret
20:39Yeah
20:39Come on
20:44Beckett, what the hell?
20:48I can't tell if that guy wants to kiss you or kill you
20:54So, how are things going with Blair?
20:56You smashed that yet?
20:58Dude
20:59What?
20:59It's an easy question
21:02Baby!
21:02Ma, now!
21:04We need to get you a new suit for the Mr. Maplewood pageant
21:06Blair, I have detention
21:09I'll just use what I wore last year
21:10Ew, no! I'll tell daddy that you can't do detention today
21:13Blair, I don't need you fighting my battles for me
21:16Ugh!
21:19Cody!
21:21Let's go
21:23I can go to detention by myself
21:25You can go to the mall with your girlfriend
21:28See? He said that you can go to the mall
21:29So let's just go
21:32Hey!
21:34Come on mate
21:34Hey!
21:36Get your hands off
21:37Your ass is mine
21:39Stop it
21:39So stop trying to get away from me
21:41Let's go
21:42Let's go
21:43Get your hands off me?
21:44No, I can't actually
21:44Oh my god
21:48Get to work
21:50What are we supposed to do?
21:52Everything made of metal goes over here
21:54Everything else can be thrown away over there
21:57Go
22:02Bossy, controlling, infuriating
22:04Hey, I can hear you
22:05Nosey
22:06Full of himself
22:08Not that tall
22:09I am that tall
22:13I don't have the muscles for this
22:14I don't have the muscles for this
22:15I don't have the muscles for this
22:34Quit staring
22:39I wasn't staring.
22:40Yeah, you were.
22:43Not that it matters,
22:44because you don't have the balls to do anything about it.
22:47Look, whatever game you're playing,
22:51I don't want to play with you.
22:53Really?
22:55Okay, help me move this barrel,
22:57and then we can be done.
23:00Fine.
23:01Fine.
23:02Fine.
23:02Fine.
23:05On three.
23:07One,
23:09two,
23:10three!
23:16It's stuck.
23:17It's gonna take like four Xanders to move this thing.
23:19We don't need Xander.
23:20We just need to push from the same side.
23:22I don't think so, are you sure?
23:23Come here.
23:24We just need to push together, okay?
23:28Follow my lips.
23:38What happens next is all on Real Short.
