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00:01This is the story of a fairy tale land
00:05Where a flash of blinding magic
00:07Turns a frog into a prince
00:08Here every hero has a princess to kiss
00:12And a happy ever after
00:14Is the way it always ends
00:16But something's wrong in fairy tale land
00:22It's a crime way
00:24But who can we turn to?
00:29Enter the heroes of the magical tale
00:32They're a team of crack detectives
00:34And they're quickly on the trail
00:36Of who's kidnapped Cinderella
00:38Straight from the ball
00:40Or the case where sleeping beauty
00:42Isn't beautiful at all
00:43The fairy tale police department
00:48It's all male-biting, hard-fighting action!
00:53The fairy tale police department
01:08Once upon a time in fairy tale land
01:10A young girl named Snow White
01:12Was about to have her life
01:14Changed by a mysterious encounter
01:16With a piece of food
01:28What a beautiful day it is
01:31Yes, it is glorious
01:33Would you like this apple, dearie?
01:36I'm afraid I don't like apples
01:38Oh yes, thank you
01:39It looks delicious
01:42I'll have it when I finish my chores
01:44I bid you good day, my dear
01:46Thank you
02:02Hi, this is all
02:10You have to do
02:13Will you?
02:18Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?
02:24Oh, you don't really want to know, do you?
02:26Tell me.
02:27You won't like it.
02:28Tell me!
02:29Okay, okay. Snow White is the fairest in the land.
02:33What? It can't be. Let me see.
02:37Okay, this is her house. Here she is. Now let's see if I can get a close-up for you.
02:42Oh my, she is attractive.
02:45I told you you wouldn't like it.
02:47But how? She ate the apple?
02:49No, she didn't. The apple was stolen.
02:52What? Stolen? Who would steal an apple?
02:56Well, it did look very yummy, you know.
03:05Claude?
03:06This is your new bugging device?
03:09I can't hear you, Johnny. Let me switch it on.
03:13Ready?
03:14When you are.
03:15Huh. No way is this going to work.
03:17Speak slowly and in your normal voice.
03:19We should be out fighting crime. It's a never-ending battle against...
03:22Tell us your name.
03:23My name is Detective Chris Anderson.
03:26Start talking, Chris.
03:28But she was talking to you, Claude.
03:30Over.
03:31Hey, I asked Chris to do this, not you.
03:33No, you couldn't hear her.
03:34It just needs fine-tuning.
03:36Fine-tuning?
03:37It needs to go back to the drawing board like everything else you do.
03:41Does not.
03:42Does.
03:43Look, Claude.
03:44Maybe you should forget about the bug.
03:46Hmm.
03:47How about a lie detector? That'd be useful.
03:50Hmm.
03:57Coming!
03:58Coming!
03:59About time.
04:01I want to report a theft.
04:02Hmm.
04:03Could I have your name, please, ma'am?
04:04The Evil Queen, of course.
04:06How do you spell that?
04:07Capital E-V-I-L.
04:10Capital Q-U-E-E-N.
04:12Uh-huh.
04:13And what exactly was stolen, ma'am?
04:16An apple.
04:17An apple?
04:18You're kidding.
04:19Not a million dollars?
04:20A case full of diamonds?
04:22Just a common garden variety apple?
04:25That's what I said.
04:26I gave an apple to Snow White as a gift and someone's stolen it.
04:30I want you to find it.
04:32Why don't you just give her another apple?
04:34I mean, an apple is hardly grand larceny.
04:36You call this a police station?
04:38Yeah, it says somewhere at the front.
04:40A crime has been committed and I want you to investigate it.
04:44Huh.
04:44We've got serious crimes to investigate, you know, Evil Queen, you.
04:48It's all right, ma'am.
04:49We'll find who took the apple.
04:53What's so important about an apple?
04:55It was poisoned.
04:57Poisoned?
04:58That's heavy.
04:58And until the poisoned apple is found, the fairy tale can't get back on track.
05:03Come on, the Evil Queen's virtually admitted to attempted murder on Snow White.
05:07Let's cuff her and put her in the slammer.
05:08You love that sort of talk, don't you?
05:10Yeah, I do.
05:12Listen, our job is to make sure Snow White eats the right apple so she can fall into a deep
05:18sleep.
05:19Then can we put the Evil Queen in the can and throw away the key, huh, can we?
05:22Gee.
05:23Then the handsome prince will wake her up and they'll all live happily ever after.
05:30Oh, happily ever after.
05:32Because the Evil Queen is doing two to twenty in the big house up-
05:36Forget the Evil Queen, legend!
05:38She's not going to prison!
05:39Let's go, Johnny.
05:40But can't we just lock her up for a little bit?
05:44I take it that means no.
05:49What's the story on these seven dwarfs?
05:51They got any form?
05:52Nope.
05:53They claim.
05:53So what's the plan?
05:54First, let's talk to Snow White.
06:05We've had a few reports of burglaries in the Enchanted Forest.
06:07Oh, no!
06:09How awful!
06:10Someone stole some porridge from the three bears and broke a chair.
06:13And someone took Buss in Boots as boots.
06:15That's just terrible!
06:17Who would do such horrible things?
06:19That's what we want to find out, ma'am.
06:21Oh.
06:22Have you seen any strangers around lately?
06:25Well, there was a kindly old lady.
06:27She gave me an apple.
06:29Can you describe this old lady?
06:31Hmm?
06:32She was old.
06:34And she was kindly.
06:36Yeah.
06:36Can you tell us where the dwarfs are?
06:38We need to talk to them.
06:39Oh!
06:39At work.
06:40But they'll be back in time for dinner.
06:42I'm cooking their favourite, roast beef and vegetables.
06:45Only I do it as soup.
06:47How do you get on with the dwarfs?
06:50Oh, really, really well.
06:52I do their washing, cooking and ironing.
06:54And they give me free board.
06:56Hmm.
06:56That's big of them.
06:57No pun intended.
06:58If you see anything, anything at all, let us know.
07:06This must be the easiest case we've ever had to solve.
07:10Oh, yeah?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Whoever took the poisoned apple will eventually fall into a deep sleep when they eat it.
07:16So all we have to do is find the sleeper.
07:18Ha!
07:19It's a bit late then, don't you think?
07:21We have to find who took the apple, Johnny, not wait for a homicide to happen.
07:25Oh, I knew that.
07:27What you got this time?
07:29Whoa!
07:29A lie detector just like you wanted.
07:32Great.
07:33Let's try it out.
07:35Put your hand on it and say something you know is true.
07:39I am Detective Chris Anderson.
07:41No!
07:42That means you're lying!
07:44Are you sure you're you?
07:46Hey, I got one.
07:48I got one.
07:51Claude's inventions will never ever work.
07:54Ha!
07:55Maybe it does work after all.
08:01Let's get back to the case.
08:02Whoever took the apple did it to protect Snow White.
08:05Right.
08:05So, who would want to protect her?
08:08Oh.
08:08Maybe this guy.
08:10The hunter, right?
08:11He's the dude who took Snow White to the forest to do her in.
08:14Oh, I remember it well.
08:16He took pity on her and couldn't carry out the evil queen's orders.
08:20Oh, such a nice man.
08:22Big, but nice.
08:24Let's not forget the dwarves.
08:25All seven would want to save her.
08:27Because they'd love her.
08:29That's sweet.
08:30Because they'd lose their slave if she ate the poisoned apple.
08:34Did you see her?
08:35Cooking, ironing, cleaning.
08:38Why don't you talk to the hunter first?
08:40Man to man.
08:40He's in the scary forest.
08:54Looks harmless.
08:57Ha!
08:59Oldest trick in the book.
09:08Hot dang, I copped me a trespasser.
09:10I'm a cop.
09:11Oh, sure.
09:14I've come about Snow White.
09:24There's been another attempt on Snow White's life, but someone saved her.
09:28Well, it wasn't me.
09:29Hmm.
09:30Taking pity's your MO, isn't it?
09:31Hey, just cause I took pity on Snow White once, doesn't mean I do it all the time.
09:36Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before.
09:38Where were you yesterday?
09:40Out of huntin'.
09:40Anyone who can back that up?
09:42Yeah, yeah.
09:43Talk to Cock Robin.
09:44He'll give you my alibi.
09:45Your alibi better check out, big guy.
09:47Cause if it doesn't, I'm gonna cuff you and put you in the slammer.
09:51Hey, why don't you talk to them dwarves?
09:54Maybe it was them.
09:55Good idea.
09:57So this is where the dwarves hang out.
10:00According to the records.
10:02How'd you go with the hunter?
10:03Hey, got him running scared.
10:05Hmm.
10:06Here's our ride.
10:24Uh...
10:24Yes?
10:26Palais.
10:27Could you tell us where you were yesterday?
10:29Right here.
10:30Anyone who can back that up?
10:31He was here all day, like me!
10:33Anyone who can back that up.
10:35He was here all day, like me.
10:37Anyone who can back that up.
10:37back that up me that's me me too they all backed each other up yeah it could be any of
10:47them oh my
10:48money's on the fat one he's too lazy to do his own housework come in chief just thought you'd
10:52like to know the hunter's alibi checks out cock robin was hit by the arrow about the time the
10:57apple was stolen got that chief hmm looks like we've run out of suspects not necessarily how
11:04many dwarves did you talk to um three so did i that makes six so where's the seven let's talk
11:11to him
11:12where were you yesterday let me guess with the other dwarves right and the others will back that up
11:20so why aren't you at the mine today day off anyone who can back that up the other dwarves
11:27who are the flowers for snow white you really like her don't you we all do can i go down
11:33yeah scram i'm sure he took the apple i'll get the dwarf handcuffs we can't do that johnny we can't
11:40hold him without any evidence yeah what now please let me go with you don't be silly i'll be all
11:48right
11:49i'm going to the shops to see the butcher the baker and the candlestick maker
11:58prime suspect number one you love that sort of talk don't you yeah i do and look at him
12:04guiltiness written all over his face all right go and see what you can find out a bit of action
12:13this is
12:14i don't think he's going to like it
12:17oh
12:17Hmm?
12:18Hmm?
12:21Hmm?
12:25Hey!
12:28Yeah!
12:30Oh!
12:31Whaaat!
12:47Huh?
12:48Huh?
12:50Huh?
12:51Huh?
12:52Huh?
12:53Huh?
12:57Huh?
12:58Oh.
13:02Huh?
13:03Huh?
13:09Huh?
13:10Hmm?
13:13Hmm?
13:13Hmm?
13:13Hmm?
13:13Oh, no, the cops are onto us.
13:15I know, they're asking questions.
13:17Hmm.
13:18Hmm.
13:19But I didn't say anything.
13:21Hmm.
13:23OK, we'd better have a meeting.
13:31You know what we've got to do.
13:36Well, let's go and do.
13:42What was that?
13:45Let's get out of here.
13:46Ah!
13:49Ah!
13:50This is embarrassing.
13:53Chris!
13:54Bit stuck, are you?
14:00Follow those dwarfs.
14:08Do you guys hear funny noises?
14:13Let's go!
14:15Pretty good place to hide an apple in an orchard
14:17Smart, but we're smarter
14:19Now, which tree have they hidden it in?
14:23I think that answers your question, Johnny
14:26This is it
14:29The cops!
14:30Let's beat it!
14:36There must be a thousand apples here
14:39So, how do we find the poisoned one?
14:41We eat every apple until we find the one that tastes like poison
14:44If we can eat one a day, we'll keep the doctor away too
14:47You got a better idea
14:55This powder will react with the poison in the apple and make it glow
15:00Oh, that's just what we need
15:02That's a nice theory, Claude, but we need something that will work
15:05This'll work!
15:06Just like the bug and the lie detector worked, huh?
15:09I told you, the bug was a prototype, but anyway
15:11Just admit it, this will never work
15:13Like the lie detector said, nothing you do ever works
15:17Okay, guys, that's enough
15:20Oops, almost forgot the active ingredient
15:25But I warn you, this powder is extremely dangerous in the wrong hands
15:31So I better come with you, Johnny
15:34Now I just let the vapors reach the apples
15:45Looking good, frog
15:49Try a bit further upwind
15:50Yeah, that should do it
15:52Any minute, now the vapors will do their stuff
15:55Hey!
15:57Hey!
16:01Oops, sorry
16:03So what do I do now? I'm blue!
16:05I'm sure happiness is just around the corner
16:09Happiness?
16:10Huh?
16:14That's better
16:18Yes, found it
16:19Quick, quick
16:26Are these guys fairy tale characters or a circus act?
16:31Stop, you're under arrest
16:32Put your hands down and the apple up
16:36No, I mean, put the apple down and your hands up
16:40Let's get them
16:44Come here, you apple
16:45Apple napper
16:48Oh, hear
16:51Over here
16:52Oh, yet
16:52Oh, yet
16:56Oh, yet
16:58Oh, yet
16:59Oh, yet
17:02Oh, yet
17:09Oh, yet
17:10Oh, yet
17:11Ooh, yet
17:12Oh, yet
17:13Ha, ha
17:13Oh, yet
17:13Oh, yet
17:14Oh, when you're
17:16Hey, what do you think you're doing?
17:19No wee stags for you!
17:24Get off me, Johnny.
17:27Hey, take it back to the orchard.
17:32No!
17:37Looks like we've lost them.
17:40Oh, hello.
17:42No, that hurts.
17:46Hey!
17:55Quick!
17:56The dwarves are going back to the orchard.
18:01Oh, look, here comes the fast.
18:05OK, the apple's up.
18:06Heads above your hands.
18:07Drop the ground on the apple and kick it towards me.
18:10Maybe I should do it.
18:11I can do it.
18:12The head's up.
18:12Apples above your hands.
18:14Put your hands above your head and drop the apple.
18:17Yeah, what she said.
18:18No.
18:19Don't make things worse than they are.
18:21You come peacefully and we might drop some charges.
18:23So far, we've got concealing a crime, resisting arrest, theft of the apple.
18:26So what's it to be, boys?
18:27The apple or a long time in the slammer?
18:46We have to get it out.
18:47Oh!
18:48Can you do something?
18:49Talk some sense into it?
18:50We think he's doing the right thing.
18:53Do you know what will happen to him if we don't get the apple out?
18:57Any one of us would sacrifice ourselves for Snow White.
19:01You don't mind the consequences?
19:04When we realised she was still in danger from the evil queen,
19:07we started leaving one of us behind each day to keep a lookout.
19:11So, you snatch the apple.
19:15If you really love Snow White, you'll let her eat the apple.
19:18A handsome prince is due to come along, see her lying unconscious and kiss her out of pity.
19:22Then, she wakes up and they fall in love.
19:25Snow White's happiness is in your hands.
19:34I can't leave her.
19:45Uh-oh. We're losing him.
19:47A soft collision of official feature from an aesthetically advantaged person of nobility will wake him.
19:53Did that make any sense to you?
19:54He's saying that a kiss from a handsome prince would do it.
19:57Ugh! What have you two been doing?
20:00Haven't you found the apple yet?
20:02And why are you blue?
20:05Uh, long story.
20:06And we have found the apple.
20:08Well, where is it then?
20:10No.
20:11Inside that dwarf.
20:12And what are you going to do about it?
20:14Oh, there's one last thing we can try.
20:18Yeah, if it works as well as your last idea.
20:21You'll see, but you need him awake.
20:25These science dudes, they've got no concept of the real world.
20:28The 쉬� of spirits.
20:57The норм of spirits.
20:58Oh, at last.
21:08Tweet you, Johnny.
21:10Ta-da!
21:12Pretty good.
21:13I thought so.
21:16I, uh, knew it was you all the time.
21:24And so the story ends where it began,
21:26with a mysterious meeting.
21:29Well, well, we meet again, Snow White.
21:32Yes, that's right.
21:34Would you like another apple, dearie?
21:37Oh, yes, thank you.
21:38I lost the other one.
21:45Ah!
21:47Excuse me, sorry to trouble you,
21:49but could you tell me how to get to the Seven Dwarfs' house?
21:52Go into the Enchanted Forest,
21:54follow the path until you get to the Three Bears' house,
21:56and it's the first left after the Beanstalk.
21:57Thank you very much.
21:59I have a beauteous maiden to kiss,
22:01so I must away.
22:02Ta-ta!
22:04And they lived happily ever after.
22:07Claude, about this blue...
22:08I can't do anything about it.
22:10Sorry!
22:10You're kidding.
22:11According to you, I can't do anything right,
22:14so you'll have to stay blue.
22:16Oh, you did this on purpose, didn't you?
22:18To pay me back.
22:20Maybe you should apologise to Claude.
22:22That'll be the night.
22:22Actually, I think blue suits you.
22:26OK, OK, I'm sorry.
22:28I am sorry.
22:30Now change me back, please.
22:33OK, first I'll drag you with some industrial bleachers and thawans.
22:37If they don't work, I might move on to abrasions.
22:40You know, sandpaper steel...
23:10First I'll drag you with some prisoners.
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