00:00It's my last day of high school, and there's only one person on my mind.
00:06Ethan Sinclair, my best friend since forever.
00:10And today is the day I tell him everything.
00:14We're graduating, and it's now or never.
00:19Where are you running off to, nerd?
00:20Shouldn't you be packing for your move to the convent, virgin married?
00:24I'm very mature.
00:25I'm actually going to USC.
00:26It doesn't matter where you're going.
00:28College won't change a thing.
00:29Once a virgin loser.
00:30Always a virgin loser.
00:32I guess the 3U will be stuck in remedial classes.
00:35I found my dog.
00:39Stop!
00:40Give it back.
00:43Aw, looks like the little orphan is trying to get out of the friend zone with the Ethan Sinclair.
00:48Let me help you.
00:50No, please don't.
00:52Hey everyone, Sarah has something she'd like to share with the class.
00:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:57I can't hide it anymore.
00:59You're the one for me.
01:01I'm in love with you.
01:03No, no, no.
01:04Ethan can't find out like this.
01:06I'm in love with you.
01:08Stop!
01:08Stop!
01:20I just ruined my letter to Ethan.
01:22I ruined everything.
01:29Our secret language.
01:30One tap.
01:31All good.
01:32Two taps.
01:33I need you.
01:34You guys don't have anything better to do.
01:36Ethan, you're not seriously choosing this loser virgin over-
01:40The girls who had to convince our teacher to change their exam grades so they can graduate?
01:44Yeah, I am.
01:45Now get out.
01:46I'll let you trust my daddies in on a secret too.
02:02Here, okay.
02:04It's okay, you'll never see those girls again.
02:09It's not just them.
02:11It's the whole damn school thinking virginity is worse than the fucking plague.
02:17Come on, Fi, you're like the nicest, smartest girl I know.
02:19Sure.
02:20Because guys just love nice and smart girls.
02:23And there's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
02:30Says you.
02:31The quarterback always has girls hanging from his arms.
02:34Begging him to bench them.
02:35You know we only hung out with a few of them.
02:37Does that bother you?
02:39Of course it does.
02:43Of course it does.
02:44I'm just sick of being the only senior who hasn't done it.
02:47Which is why I'm losing my virginity before college.
02:50Oh.
02:51That's one hell of a summer project, Fi.
02:53Okay, look.
02:54School starts in two months.
02:56I don't want to be the campus Virgin Mary again.
02:58No guy will touch me with a ten foot pole.
03:01As my best friend, you could try being supportive.
03:05I am supportive.
03:06In fact, I'm so damn supportive, I'll help you myself.
03:10What do you mean?
03:12Wait, is Ethan offering to take my virginity?
03:15Does he know about my feelings for him?
03:18I want to be finding a guy for your first time.
03:20Oh, you want to be my matchmaker?
03:23You deserve so much special for you.
03:26And as your best friend who's more qualified to find him than me.
03:30What was I thinking?
03:31He sees me as nothing but a friend.
03:34Of course he wouldn't want to do it himself.
03:41It's for the best that my letter was destroyed, before I could ruin our friendship.
03:45What do you say, Vera Blake?
03:46Come to my beach house this summer.
03:48We'll meet plenty of eligible guys there and we'll find someone for you.
03:51Letting my crush pick the guy I lose my virginity to could either be the worst idea ever,
03:56or just the thing I need to get over him.
03:58Deal.
04:00Ethan Sinclair, matchmaker extraordinaire.
04:04Help me find the perfect guy for my first time.
04:08Operation Hail Mary begins now, Vera Blake.
04:16Are you ready yet?
04:18One sec, don't come in.
04:19It's an engagement party, not a meet and greet with the Queen.
04:22What are you doing?
04:23Just trying to help. It's been taking forever. Come on, turn around.
04:30This is made out of...
04:43Sorry, that's not...
04:44Um...
04:46This is...
04:46Your idea of helping?
04:48This can't be happening.
04:49Hey, hey, it's okay. It's alright.
04:50Look, I'm your best friend. You got nothing to hide.
04:53Friends.
04:54Of course.
04:55Here I am, freaking out.
04:57Well, I could probably stand in front of him naked and he wouldn't even blink.
05:01Just...
05:02Shut up and tie it up, please?
05:05Yeah.
05:06Oh my god.
05:08Here you go.
05:16Whoa, you...
05:17You got your braces off.
05:19Oh, uh, yeah.
05:20I figured it'd help you match make me better.
05:28Is Vera always looked like that?
05:31Why is Ethan looking at me like that?
05:34Stop staring at me like that. You're gonna make me want to pull my braces back.
05:37No, no, it's just...
05:40You look good.
05:41It's not very convincing after that long pause.
05:45Hey, I'm serious.
05:46See?
05:46His hands on me makes my heart race.
05:49You look really, really good tonight.
05:55Is that convincing enough?
05:59I'll sponsor your tuition on one condition.
06:02My son is off limits.
06:04Cross the line and you lose everything.
06:06I might have polished up tonight, but...
06:08Ethan's a prince.
06:09He belongs with a princess.
06:10Not his family's charity case.
06:12He's your best friend, Vera.
06:14That should be enough.
06:16Let's go.
06:16Smooth talker.
06:17I want to be late.
06:26You didn't tell me this was a pool party.
06:31I never learned to swim.
06:32Not when the ocean took my parents from me when I was five years old.
06:43Help!
06:45Help!
06:46Help!
06:48Help!
06:48Mommy!
06:50Daddy!
06:51Help me!
06:52Please!
06:54No!
07:01Michael, anything happened to you, right?
07:04Safe with me.
07:08Ethan?
07:09Oh.
07:10Farrah.
07:11I didn't expect to see you here today.
07:13What a pleasant surprise.
07:17So what exactly are you doing here?
07:22Mom, Farrah's here with me.
07:24As a friend.
07:25Just a friend.
07:27Thank you, Mrs. Sinclair, for inviting me.
07:29Oh, I didn't invite you.
07:30My son did.
07:31Anyway, I'm gonna leave.
07:34Enjoy the party.
07:36Look around you, dear.
07:38This is Ethan's world, not yours.
07:40Remember that.
07:41It's for your own good.
07:45She's right.
07:46Ethan's the only guy I want, but he'll never be mine.
07:49I have to move on.
07:50So are you gonna help me find a guy so people stop calling me Virgin Mary?
07:53You gotta give me your requirements.
07:56Or are you too scared to tell me you're a horrible tasting man?
07:58No.
07:59I'm scared I'll reveal my dream guy is him.
08:03It'll scare him off.
08:04And I'll lose my best friend.
08:06Fine.
08:07He can't make all of his own pizza.
08:09So someone of bad taste.
08:10And if he doesn't know the words to his song, he can't make them up.
08:12Sure, because you've memorized all of Bohemian Rhapsody.
08:15This is just what I want.
08:17Actually, Fi, it sounds like you are comparing every guy to me.
08:27No, that's not true.
08:28This isn't about you.
08:30Besides, it sounds like you don't even want me to find a guy.
08:33What if I don't?
08:35I mean, come on, Fi, we both know none of these bums here are good enough for you.
08:39Then what do you suggest?
08:43Say it, Ethan.
08:45Say you don't want me to be with another guy.
08:51Yo, Ethan!
08:51What's up, boys?
08:53Good to see you.
08:56Man.
08:56You guys see the groom of the bee?
08:58I barely recognize the bastard without his long anime t-shirts.
09:01Yeah, well, you gotta grow up when your parents arrange a marriage to secure business ties, right?
09:04Speaking of business, I heard the family biz isn't doing too hot, golden boy.
09:08Now, the question is, should I invest now while the stocks are so low?
09:12Or am I better off just throwing all my cash down the shitter?
09:15I mean, we're actually entering an economic recession.
09:17So most businesses are down 12%.
09:19But the Sinclair group is only down by four.
09:22So they're still within the standard monthly deviation.
09:27I'd love some more champagne.
09:32Never thought I'd hear a girl that hot say standard deviation.
09:36Ethan Sinclair.
09:37First time you show up at Tate and she burns that douche?
09:40Respect.
09:40Oh, no.
09:41Farrah's a friend.
09:43Word again.
09:44Friend.
09:45When is it gonna stop bothering me?
09:47Alright, well, since you're single.
09:49You heard Gia's back in town?
09:50Yeah, they're just about the biggest house in New Hamptons.
09:52And you, like you've asked her, are the first in the roster to snatch her up.
09:55Uh, wait, who's... who's there?
10:09There's my date.
10:13Has Ethan been seeing someone this whole time?
10:17She looks like a supermodel.
10:18Oh, can you get me a seltzer?
10:20I am so parched from the private jet.
10:23Gia, this is Farrah.
10:24She's visiting with me.
10:25Oh!
10:26Oh, my God.
10:27I am so sorry.
10:28It's just, like, your dress.
10:29I thought...
10:30Honest mistake.
10:31Uh, is this Chanel 2024?
10:33Or, um...
10:34Oh, Saint Laurent.
10:35Rift store.
10:37Thanks.
10:37Hmm.
10:38Economical.
10:39Well, you look fab, Fiona.
10:43You don't mind if I steal Ethan away, right?
10:45Look at her, Farrah.
10:46She is the kind of girl he belongs with.
10:49Not you.
10:50Accept it.
10:51And get over him.
10:52Of course.
10:53I have to use the restroom anyway.
10:56Bye, bitch.
10:57Before summer ends, Ethan Sinclair is going to be mine.
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06I am so sorry.
11:08Don't worry about it.
11:08I've always hated this shirt anyway.
11:10Uh, Connor.
11:12Are you here with Ethan?
11:15Uh...
11:15As friends, just...
11:18Friends.
11:18Must be my lucky day.
11:20What could that meathead possibly be saying?
11:22That's so funny.
11:24I mean, why do I care?
11:27Ethan?
11:28Hmm?
11:28Are you needed somewhere else?
11:30Nope.
11:30Not at all.
11:35You know, you look really hot.
11:38We gotta cool you down, like with a dip in the pool.
11:41What?
11:42Come on.
11:42It'll be fun.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:45Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:48Sorry.
11:48What?
11:49Okay, okay.
11:49No, no, no.
11:50Please, Connor.
11:51No.
11:51Put me down.
11:51Please!
11:54Listen, Gia.
11:54Look, I think you have the wrong idea here.
11:56Oh?
11:57And what idea is that?
11:58No, no, guys.
11:59I'm serious.
12:00Please, no!
12:00Ethan's attention is all on her.
12:02He promised you'd keep me safe.
12:15Help!
12:16No!
12:17Haha!
12:21Haha!
12:24Haha!
12:30Ah!
12:35Jeff!
12:39Ichizabeth!
12:41Chewing Vincent.
12:42Win of nothing!
12:59Come on, come on, come on.
13:01Come on, stay with me.
13:14You know, if you're that thirsty, I could have got you a beer.
13:18My bad.
13:19Ethan, I didn't know she couldn't swim.
13:21I'm sorry, Farrah.
13:22Here, here, let me take you to go to the drive.
13:23I need you to take her anywhere she has me.
13:26The next time, I'm going to forget the word no means.
13:29Remember this.
13:30Oh!
13:31Oh!
13:32Oh!
13:44He's just a little shivering thing.
13:51The way he saves me and hugs me, is Ethan really just my best friend?
13:57Calm down, it's alright.
14:01Edge of time, I see the light.
14:04I hear you call.
14:07I hear you cry.
14:09I take it on.
14:10I know I'm right.
14:11Yeah?
14:12Yeah, no, it's I know what's right, dummy.
14:15And she's back.
14:16Years ago, I told Ethan about the song my parents would sing for me whenever I got scared.
14:21I can't believe he remembered.
14:23You know what, let's, uh, let's cancel Operation Bill and Mary.
14:26You shouldn't need to rush to a guy to take your virginity.
14:28Well, could you be any louder?
14:31I don't need the whole town knowing how unfuckable I am.
14:34That's what you're worried about?
14:35Hey, that knucklehead threw you in the pool and you almost drowned.
14:39Hey, you deserve someone who never put you in that kind of danger.
14:43Someone who knows your trauma and history and stays anyway.
14:46So someone like you?
14:47Goddamn right.
14:52Ethan Sinclair, don't say what I think you're about to say.
14:56Oh!
15:00This isn't happening.
15:02Did I just rip off my crush's pants?
15:06Uh, uh, I'm not looking, I'm not looking.
15:08I'm sorry.
15:10Uh.
15:13I'll do it, Mary Blake.
15:15If you can't find someone by the end of the summer, I'll take your virginity.
15:22If you can't find someone by the end of the summer, I'll take your virginity.
15:23If you can't find someone by the end of the summer, I'll take your virginity.
15:24If you can't find someone by the end of the summer, I'll take your virginity.
15:24If you can't find someone by the end of the summer, I'll take your virginity.
