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00:01Well, if we expect him to be a little calmer right now, guess what, he's going to completely divide us.
00:05I understand. As a person with artism-
00:08Autism?
00:08Art-ism? I can creatively find a way to drum up, maybe with a clap or a flower power dance.
00:14Can you two shut the hell up?
00:15Alright, Sam, this is all you may feel.
00:17Well, no, I just wanted to do the next challenge, and this time, it has a certain personality to it.
00:23Last episode was a complete bummer. No challenges happened.
00:26I happened!
00:26She always has her little debuts, doesn't she?
00:28Well, I'm here to stay! Now time for my confirm!
00:32Ah, but ah, but ah, but ah, but ah, but ah, but ah!
00:35Wow, this advent sucks so much! In fact, I've already posted a hate speech about it on Twitter, of course
00:41I did!
00:41Of course you didn't!
00:43Well, while your moods are fully articulated, I can only do this, give you challenges.
00:47Okay, sure, sure, you know what will make you fun? Bring these two back!
00:50Sorry, not yet. I'll bring them back after the show's done. If I... can.
00:55If you can, how do you not know if you can genuinely bring them back?
00:59Spellbot can do spells at times. He might be able to do that if I can't.
01:02Hello, I exist!
01:03Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
01:05Alright. So, you'll recover them now?
01:08Well, I guess I can.
01:09Challenge time!
01:13Okay.
01:19What the flip?
01:20Hey, contestants! Please split into teams of two!
01:23Also, as a heads up, I'm not going to be in person for the rest of this challenge,
01:26because the loudspeaker things are pre-recorded, just letting you know.
01:29Well, uh...
01:30No, you can't go on your own.
01:32Oh, man, dude! How did you know what I was going to say, dude?
01:35We're just predictable like that.
01:37Oh, okay.
01:40Hey, you're the only one who has both arms and legs. You're coming with me.
01:44Wait! But, okay, I guess this is my life now.
01:47Um, well, sunscreen's an idiot. Mug never really does anything.
01:50So that leaves me mere...beachful...oh, boy.
01:53Hi!
01:54Hey, for Elizabeth's sake.
01:55Hey! Let's be partners!
01:57Okey-dokey!
01:58Yo, dude! Who wants to go with me, dude?
02:02I'm so radical.
02:05Right, guys?
02:05I'm the only one left.
02:07Sunscreen, I suppose, is by mixing my partner.
02:09Oh, nobody wanted to pick me?
02:11Well, okay, then.
02:12Okay, guys. Today's challenge is the first challenge that uses points.
02:15Also, technically the second challenge!
02:17Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
02:20Anyway, this is a trust-based challenge.
02:22You'll be doing trust activities with your partner!
02:24Can't they, you say?
02:25Well, I trust you with all sorts of things, so...
02:28We should be fine.
02:29Gosh darn it!
02:30Ah!
02:30Now I see why you needed a, like, partner, broski.
02:33I, contrary to the concerningly romantic people over there, do not trust you with anything!
02:38So you'd better actually work with me here, or I swear to God I will cause you misery!
02:42Ha! What are you going to do?
02:44Pay to pay to give me a big girl!
02:46Okay, I'm going to my faith now, bye!
02:51Your first challenge, which is a trustful, was a person who must be caught climbing up
02:56with a ladder, which is the all-star from now.
02:58They must be caught by their partner, who has another 23 million, because this is a very
03:03true ladder.
03:04Catching with the case is 200 points, so anyone's favourite patch will use his plan for it.
03:12Hey, why do you get to start the intro?
03:15I think I should give it a try.
03:19Oh God!
03:19Okay?
03:21Go on!
03:23Ahem!
03:25Blah blah blah!
03:26Intro!
03:28Ahem!
03:40Blah blah blah!
03:41Intro!
03:50This might be a ladder, but I'd feel just as safe if it was the Empire State Building.
03:53Okay, so this should be hella easy, just for now.
03:57Predictor, mate!
03:58Trusting your fellow, that's 2 of the 15 points!
04:01Woohoo!
04:02Wait, what do you mean predi- oh right.
04:04Let's get this over with.
04:05You know the chances of you crushing me are 100%.
04:08I'm going to die.
04:09Cool!
04:10As I make an unbearably loud screaming sound, I will ask you to get the hell off me!
04:13You are supposed to carry one, who uses five points.
04:17Worth it!
04:17Shut it!
04:18Punch it!
04:19AAAAAAAA!
04:19You won't have to do any catching dude, just let me know in the five different grid!
04:22How exactly?
04:23Let's find out!
04:26OOOOOOOOHHHHH!
04:27Sunscreen and one pass, you get to 10 points!
04:3020 seems like a lot dude, let's just say one!
04:33SHAAAAAAA!
04:34May Charles save me!
04:35OHH!
04:36OOOSH!
04:36OOOOH!
04:38OOOSH!
04:38YOSHI!
04:39Oink!
04:39Oink!
04:40I'm not actually dead!
04:41I'm a good actor.
04:42Seriously, nobody appreciated my boyo-yo-yoing.
04:45It is hard to listen to.
04:46Dice!
04:56Flights, Water and Lip Balm, you failures. You were the only ones who didn't get points.
05:00In fact, you did so bad, you lost points!
05:03You two are idiots here to pee.
05:05Thanks to you!
05:06Thanks to you!
05:07Thanking you here!
05:07Show your puny little kindergarten dating history friend of all that broken board and gay behaviour.
05:11I'm gonna get back to my speaker.
05:13You came to tell us about our failure.
05:15And went straight back to your only safe space because of my freaking anger!
05:19Yes, yes, shut up.
05:20Ha!
05:20Your next time you will require that I'm interested in this.
05:23CRAP!
05:24Wait! No, that's actually alright.
05:25Okay, we'll see about that.
05:27Well, it's the good that I teamed up with you.
05:29I reacted that way because I thought I might have to tell somebody else my secrets.
05:32Since you already know all of mine.
05:34You've been dated for two years. What do you think?
05:36True.
05:36Everything on the ship will answer six questions in another person.
05:40Yours both collectively comes to five out of six questions on the screen to date unlimited points.
05:47One.
05:48SHUT UP!
05:48You are the white characters.
05:50Start.
05:51Now!
05:52Oh, we're the first ones to appear on screen?
05:54Okay, are we just not importants?
05:56Question one!
05:57Why are you British?
05:59I was born in London, of course I'm British!
06:03Strange.
06:04I thought you were just like that, broski.
06:06The hell?
06:07Must be something better.
06:08Question two!
06:09Why are you insecure about being armless?
06:11Alright, alright!
06:12Tone it down!
06:13Arms not my elite!
06:14Torture time!
06:15Why?
06:16I can't damningly reach the damn cells in my damn apartment!
06:20Yeesh!
06:20I have to use tongs!
06:22Final question!
06:23Oh my kingdom!
06:25Where is the apartment manufacturing company?
06:28Sorry, what?
06:29Why aren't you dumb anymore?
06:30Is it that serious?
06:31I'm going to slit the throat of those people who made such terrible things.
06:35The brand is...
06:37Oxio.
06:38I freaking love you.
06:39I'll ask you about that later.
06:41Okay, question one.
06:43Why are you dumb?
06:44And I still remain smart.
06:46Oh, that's personal, isn't it?
06:48Yes.
06:48I don't remember, but I definitely got a concussion.
06:53That's all I remember.
06:54I think I'll say this away since these questions make it personal.
06:57Wait, wait, wait.
06:58Let's get to the bottom of this.
06:59Make up a way that you might have got a concussion and let's see if it's true.
07:01I've always wanted to remember.
07:03Alright.
07:04I...
07:05Got into...
07:06A car crash.
07:08Oh my god!
07:09That's correct.
07:10Oh god.
07:11Who's in the car with me?
07:12Are they okay?
07:14Volleyball?
07:15That's why I thought Diamond was banging me today when she offered to play volleyball with me.
07:19Because I had dated someone called Volleyball in the past who died.
07:22I've never felt so... healed from being dumb ever.
07:25Do you remember how it happened?
07:26Road was covered in ice.
07:27Makes sense.
07:28Alright, next question.
07:29Oh please.
07:31Oh great.
07:32The only question I can come up with is personal.
07:34Do you remember anything else about volleyball?
07:36She had arms.
07:37That's how she drove.
07:38She was a nice too.
07:39Kinda why I dated her.
07:41Okay, we answered all questions truthily.
07:43You get 20 points.
07:45You get 20 points.
07:47Also provide clothes for the townhouse so that you can do the outcomes in South Africa.
07:52Feel free.
07:52Twinkle swangle!
07:53And she's back.
07:55Mug.
07:55Time for a question.
07:57Surely I don't have much to hide.
07:59Alright, question number one.
08:01Hmm.
08:01How do I wear it to Snow White that isn't weird?
08:04You're a mug, right?
08:05Have you ever... drank from the mug?
08:08Not from what I remember.
08:11Okay, I drank cola for myself once.
08:14How, dude?
08:15I just tip myself forward a bit and it comes dripping into my mouth.
08:19Easy.
08:20Alright, dude.
08:21Next question, dude.
08:23You ever get tired of me saying dude all the time, dude?
08:25Or not, dude?
08:26Well, dude, shut your mouth.
08:29I hate it.
08:30You might as well see your lips close with extra holes to bleed out of.
08:35Mug is the worst patrol of my life.
08:37I thought we were dudes.
08:39I only know you for being a niche celebrity.
08:41Stop acting like you don't know me, dude.
08:43You literally do.
08:44You caught me when I fell off the ladder for the challenge.
08:46I refuse to believe you actually are a good person.
08:49Alright.
08:50This question will hopefully get you going more personally.
08:52Do.
08:53You.
08:54Have.
08:54A.
08:55CRUSH.
08:56Sorry, what?
08:57It was the most personal thing I could think of.
08:59I'm not that advanced.
09:00I didn't make you till some results came out invalid.
09:02What type of question is that?
09:04Heck no.
09:06And there goes my reputation.
09:08I ain't seeing who it is though.
09:10You'll have to find the key to the answer yourself.
09:13It's key, isn't it?
09:14I've seen the glitz that you've been giving him.
09:16Fine.
09:16It's key.
09:17I guess I can't really hide that now.
09:19To be honest, she is easy to hook.
09:22But I swear, if you tell anybody, I will kill you.
09:26I'm not joking.
09:28Alright, dude.
09:29No need for threats.
09:30We're bound to lose anyway since I answered two of the questions dishonestly.
09:35So I'm just gonna ask you things I think would hurt you the most.
09:38This is repetitive, dude.
09:40Firstly, how'd your legs come off?
09:42Alright, that's an easy one.
09:43I was surfing, then they came off.
09:46If they bit me, they just fell off.
09:48I am very confused.
09:50How?
09:51IDK.
09:51Question two.
09:52I hope this is less odd.
09:54What's your actual goal here?
09:56Are you even trying to win?
09:58Of course, dude.
09:59I just want my legs back.
10:01It's much harder to navigate without them.
10:04Okay, I'm hating the fact that I wasn't honest at first.
10:06Regretting your leg, dude.
10:08Stop saying that.
10:09Last freaking question.
10:12Have you only socked like this?
10:14Dang.
10:16She got me good.
10:19I wear these sunglasses for a reason.
10:22One day preschool, then my nickname is Ball Eyes for the entire year.
10:26I had no choice but to just mask my face and make everyone forget.
10:30I put on the surfer boy persona and it kinda worked, but now I'm stuck with people thinking
10:36I'm annoying.
10:37But hey, being annoying is a hell of a lot better than that stupid nickname.
10:44You're too good at this.
10:46Look, sweetheart.
10:47Do not make any noise.
10:48Ugh.
10:49Not even one?
10:50Starting off strong.
10:51Have you ever cheated on me?
10:53Well, no.
10:53Considering that you saved my life while I was in that cave, if I ever had to cheat on
10:57you, I'd kill myself.
10:59Really?
10:59Most likely.
11:00Okay.
11:01The next questions are gonna be easy.
11:02Why were you caving when we met?
11:04Those drug dealers who wanted to make me go caving in the most dangerous cave.
11:07As a dare.
11:08I bailed and escaped to a safer cave, but they helped dynamite with them for some reason
11:12and blew up the goddamn thing.
11:14And you happened to be there when it happened.
11:16Yippee!
11:17We are so unused.
11:18Yippee!
11:19And final question.
11:23We weren't even done!
11:24What?
11:25I can't afford the pills to see what they did at this home.
11:27I'm just trying to say they can be alive.
11:29I respect that.
11:31Oh lord.
11:32Alright.
11:33I have these pills with me.
11:34Lie once and I shove one of them up your stupid mouth.
11:38I don't know what they do, but they won't do you good.
11:41I'm really good at locking people in place, so you can't fight it either.
11:44What?
11:44Why are you doing this?
11:45Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:46I'm not gonna completely ignore you crushing me.
11:48That was painful.
11:49If you hurt me with intent, I'll do the same.
11:51Oh, come on.
11:52This has to be illegal.
11:53None of the pills are safe.
11:54You won't risk it, will you?
11:56You know this is probably going to be spread, right?
11:58People will know about this and I don't think anybody would like you after that.
12:01You want a pill?
12:02You're too good at this.
12:04First question.
12:05Why are you like this?
12:06Like what?
12:07I am quite literally the most freaking terrified I've ever been since...
12:10since ever.
12:12Phew.
12:12If I didn't make that untrue, he would have been in trouble.
12:15You ignored my question.
12:17That irritates me.
12:18Question two.
12:18Do you hate me?
12:20I...
12:21I...
12:21I do.
12:22Please don't drug me.
12:24Yeah, don't worry babe.
12:24I'm sad coming.
12:25Final question.
12:26What is your biggest fear?
12:29You.
12:30You are.
12:31Do you wanna know why?
12:32You're threatening to drug me with pills which I don't know what they can do.
12:35And you're eerie.
12:36You've never been like this before and I've never prepared for it.
12:38I fear you.
12:40Please.
12:40Stop.
12:42That's over.
12:43Finally.
12:44Hmm.
12:47My turn.
12:48Crap.
12:49Let's start here.
12:50Why do you paint?
12:51Why should I answer you?
12:53Pills.
12:54But they...
12:54No.
12:55Okay.
12:56So to put it simply...
12:57Don't leave out a single detail.
12:59Crap, okay.
13:00My childhood can be very easy to summarize.
13:03When I'm passionate about something, I paint about it.
13:05Everyone makes things on things they're passionate about.
13:07It's nothing new.
13:08But I...
13:08But I also tended to just make small scribbly paintings just out of boredom.
13:13I guess frickin' want those ones to get all the attention.
13:15People never know how talented I am.
13:17I just solely focus on those pieces of sh-
13:20I just want my good things to gain attention.
13:22Is that so much to ask?
13:25Okay.
13:26I see what I'm dealing with here.
13:27Thanks.
13:28Next up.
13:29Is the reason you noticed sports because everyone who did were absolute douchebags?
13:32Yes.
13:32Every single one of those sports kids were frickin' idiots.
13:35Including...
13:36Dartboard.
13:36Well, he was more of a jerk.
13:39Last up.
13:39Why do you sound five?
13:41Five!
13:41Were you born yesterday?
13:43I swear to god, when I get out of here, I'm gonna snap you in half.
13:46Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
13:48Trust you're not fast.
13:50Make 80 points.
13:52Everybody has finished the Lie Detector Challenge!
13:55I, uh, learned a lot of stuff I didn't know beforehand.
13:58See you, people.
14:04Tease!
14:04Not only one person to do the Lie Detector Challenge.
14:08Should I wear it?
14:09Or do you want to?
14:10I'll wear it.
14:11Huh.
14:11That'd be the neat side to be cool.
14:14Alright, then.
14:15You wanna wear it?
14:16Huzzah!
14:16Alright, you're stupid again.
14:17Well, I actually value my sights.
14:19Let me just...
14:22There we go.
14:23Since this will turn into an argument, otherwise, it's because you turn everything into an argument.
14:26Watch your mouth, blue boy.
14:27Right.
14:28I suggest a game of rock-paper-scissors will do.
14:31Ha, you have to wear the blindfold.
14:33I can still do damage without my eyesight, you know.
14:35Mm-hmm, sweetie, whatever you say.
14:38Alright!
14:41Move through the door, keyboard!
14:49Go!
14:54Go!
15:01Okay, go!
15:03Camel, go!
15:11Go!
15:11Go!
15:11Go!
15:11Go!
15:12God, don't you dare sabotage me swatty boy your life will be misery. We'll see about that, sweetheart
15:26Kind of require wearing this like blindfold yo. Oh
15:32I have an idea I can carry you across the track. Hop in. Yo, that was like epic, dude
15:41Bro, yeah, bro. That's all I was gonna say
15:44Anyway, come on
15:46You won't let me fall right flaggy. I've known you for a very long time
15:50We trust each other tell secrets to each other do stuff with each other. I'm afraid that wrong. God damn
15:56it
15:56Etc. Do you actually think I would let you down plus in the time?
15:59I've known you I've literally memorized everything about you including your way of walking and reaction speed so this should
16:05be easy
16:06Don't get a drink from sea time
16:08Where to begin with you?
16:10Okay, so beach ball this first section is simple just walk straight
16:15Yes, yes. No, no, no, no, right. Yes. Yeah to the left keep walking that way. Yep. You did it
16:22Thank Charles
16:24Am I don't you any ruler?
16:26You walk like two meters
16:29So blunderhead what do I do?
16:31I could sabotage her but for my safety I'll keep her in the game
16:35For now
16:36Just walk straight like two meters then there's a tunnel
16:40Stop crouch now crawl for the tunnel
16:45Okay, sunscreen crawl into a ball you'll bump your head if you don't radical
16:50Roll for a tunnel
16:52Stupid bloody crumpet. How do I? Oh?
16:56Volleyball car crash, huh? Oh, right. Sorry. What was I supposed to do? Yes?
17:01Take her long enough
17:02Roll through the tunnel
17:03Alrighty
17:04What next?
17:05Okay, you're gonna wanna lie down and scooch through the tunnel ahead of you because you're too tall to crouch
17:09down
17:13Yes, perfect now just crawl through
17:17Okay, what next?
17:19My god this will be tricky
17:21Easy peasy now what?
17:23Oh boy this will not be easy
17:24I can't sabotage her without being obvious
17:27Let bomb hit some laser mazes
17:30Lasers? I was born to pains not to do laser mazes
17:33What is this the Sonic the Hedgehog movie 3?
17:35I'll guide you through
17:36It'll be fine
17:37Put your right foot forward
17:38Now your right hand goes like to the left but under a bit
17:42Yeah, that's right
17:43And your left foot goes like far back
17:45And your left hand goes under your right leg
17:47What is this twister?
17:48Well, essentially yes
17:49Okay, careful take a step forward
17:51Ow
17:53Ah
17:57Yo, so mug bro, what's next?
18:00Um, a laser mazes
18:02Ha ha ha ha
18:04What?
18:04How are we possibly going to do this?
18:07In my days of surfing, I can do a lot
18:08I think I can manage this
18:11Let's do this
18:13Ow
18:14You've got to be kidding me
18:15Sunscreen
18:16You're blindfolded
18:17Trust the process
18:18Dude
18:26Holy crap
18:28What?
18:28Sunscreen is dancing all convenient
18:34Yo, I did it
18:35Umm
18:36Good job
18:37Well, I suppose I need to do it too
18:41Oh no
18:42God, I'm sorry
18:43What did I do?
18:44Just do it with the main native flag
18:46You've got to die straight
18:47And it hurts
18:47But you'll be finished with the base
18:48Alrighty
18:53Oh my God
18:54Flaggy
18:55Um
18:56Uh
18:56Drink this
18:59Thank you
19:00For saving me
19:01I was so hurty
19:02I was so hurty
19:03Okay, let me just
19:05Key
19:05We need medicine
19:06Or plaster
19:07Or something
19:07To fix that
19:07Here
19:10Thanks
19:10You're genuine
19:11No problemo
19:12Ha
19:13Little does she know
19:14Beach ball
19:15Keep rolling
19:16Stop
19:17Roll
19:18Stop
19:19John
19:19This isn't simple
19:21Now just go through that gap
19:22And you're done
19:23Okay bruh
19:24What's like next?
19:25You have to cross the bridge of hammer swinging
19:27Just go and wait
19:29Easy
19:30Okie dokie
19:31Broski
19:31Done
19:32Alright Beach ball
19:33Just walk
19:35Now stop
19:35We're so close
19:37This is so tiring
19:38What are you doing?
19:39You're going to be hit
19:40Move
19:41No
19:42No
19:42No
19:43Dice fails
19:44It's not beach ball
19:45So beach ball uses his own voice
19:47And dice is poorly
19:49That means it's poorly
19:50If the beach ball is a word of the next problem
19:52Oh God I'm such an idiot
19:53I'm so sorry beach ball
19:55Oh we played for ball guys that one time
19:57Flaggy
19:57You know the map with the swinging hammers?
19:59Hit parade?
20:00Yeah that one
20:01That's his challenge
20:01Just walk forward and stop
20:03Walk forward and stop
20:04You can probably do this on your own
20:08Yes
20:09Alrighty ho
20:10I hear a lot of wind
20:12Hammers
20:13Oh boy
20:14They swing left and right each this specific time
20:16Like those kiddie obstacle courses
20:17But these aren't made of balloons and inflatables
20:20Oh God this'll be tough
20:21Alright buddy
20:22Hop in
20:23A smooth ceiling from here
20:29Yes
20:30Woohoo
20:31And uh
20:32Mug
20:32I'm sorry for saying dude so much
20:34I'll stop
20:35Thank you
20:39Keep going
20:40Come on
20:41You did it
20:42Oh thank God
20:43Fly players we're good to go
20:44Just a little winning trick
20:45Let's do this
20:48Yes
20:49Thanks for helping me
20:51Instead of betraying me
20:52And taking all the points for yourself
20:54Oh I would've never done that
20:55Are you nearly there?
20:56Yes
20:57Here we go
20:58Wait
20:59Stop
20:59Huh?
21:00The finish line is straight ahead right?
21:02I
21:03Just need to tell you something
21:05You should've never trusted me all along
21:09Oh my God
21:10Cloth of the centering
21:11Cloth of the centering
21:12Cloth of the centering
21:12Cloth of the centering
21:12Cloth of the centering
21:13Cloth of the centering
21:13Cloth of the centering
21:14Cloth of the centering
21:19You
21:19What's the matter?
21:20Sad I betrayed you
21:22What's the matter?
21:23Sad I betrayed you
21:27What's the matter?
21:28Oh my God I wanna kill myself right now
21:31I never thought we had to lock us up in a room
21:33Just due to the elimination
21:34But thanks to Lip Balm
21:35That's what we're doing
21:36You're eliminated
21:37I know but
21:38I'm glad that's out of my system
21:40I haven't even seen the votes yet
21:41But I hope you got Lip Balm
21:42I won't even hide that
21:44Let's see
21:44Haven't done this in a while
21:46Okay
21:52And the third person eliminated from Tassos is
21:55Lip Balm
21:56With four votes
21:57You are eliminated
21:59Okay I swear to God
22:00Look I'm a good person
22:01Okay you need to understand the circumstances man
22:03You gotta understand
22:04I can't wait
22:05I can't wait
22:06Get out
22:08I'm done
22:09See ya
22:25I can't wait
22:25I can't wait
22:25I can't wait
22:25If we'll see you
22:25Ask your first time
22:25I can't wait
22:25Bye
22:29I can't wait
22:29You should be

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