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00:01Meow!
00:02Jeffy, stop it!
00:03Meow!
00:04No, Jeffy!
00:05No, my name's not Jeffy, it's Gary!
00:08Well, Gary, stop it!
00:09No, it's Sunday, so we have to watch Spongebob for seven hours straight!
00:13We're not going to watch Spongebob for seven hours, I want to watch my shows!
00:16It is Sunday, Marvin!
00:18So it's time to watch Spongebob?
00:20Well, I don't want to watch Spongebob!
00:21Meow!
00:22Marvin, if you didn't want to watch Spongebob, why'd you get him the Gary costume?
00:26I'm going to burn it!
00:27No you're not, because I'm never taking it off!
00:29I'm even going to leave a snail trail on my britches!
00:31Okay, fine, we'll watch one episode of Spongebob, but only one!
00:34Are you ready, Daddy?
00:36Ohhhh!
00:36Who's unemployed and sits on the couch?
00:38Daddy!
00:40Baldass!
00:40Who's unemployed and sits on the couch?
00:42Daddy!
00:43Baldass!
00:44I'll turn on one episode, that's it!
00:45Meow!
00:46Jeffy!
00:48What the fuck is going on out here?
00:50Blue!
00:51Get in the house, quick!
00:52Michael Vick might be out here or something!
00:54I don't know what's going on!
00:55I'm waiting!
00:56What the fuck is this shit?
00:57It's Blue's Clues!
00:58I guess Spongebob's not on yet!
00:59Oh, I love Bluey!
01:01No, no, it's Blue's Clues!
01:03Oh, I can rhyme too!
01:04Shit piss!
01:05That doesn't even rhyme, Jeffy!
01:06Piss shit!
01:07Say it the other way!
01:08That doesn't make it rhyme!
01:09Dick flick!
01:10Oh, that rhymes!
01:11Aren't good!
01:11Just watch the show!
01:12It's actually really good!
01:13Look!
01:14Baby Shaq!
01:15Hey!
01:16What the fuck are you doing in my house?
01:17What the fuck are you doing in my house?
01:17You can walk up into somebody's house like that?
01:20I don't come into your house and bother you!
01:22What are you doing?
01:24What are you doing?
01:26What are you doing?
01:27What are you doing?
01:28Anyway...
01:28This is my house!
01:29Look!
01:30It's a person!
01:30I don't know.
01:32I don't know.
01:34I don't know.
01:34I don't know.
01:34I don't know.
01:36I'm Steve.
01:37Hey!
01:38You see my dog Blue?
01:39You'll know what you see too!
01:41She's blue!
01:42Like I shit you not!
01:44Actual blue!
01:45I don't know what's wrong with you!
01:47We took you to the vet, right?
01:48To figure out why?
01:49We have no idea.
01:50Hey!
01:51There she is!
01:53Wrecking her ass across the carpet!
01:55Look at that!
01:55Yeah!
01:56Stop!
01:57How can you put the stars to the sky?
02:01Oh, that's mean!
02:05What a little fucker had it coming!
02:06The Jeffy language!
02:07Sheffy, we don't throw shoes at you when you drag your ass on the carpet!
02:11Douche!
02:12It's touche!
02:13Oh.
02:14What's that?
02:15Watch it!
02:16Alright.
02:17Anyway.
02:18You're in my house.
02:19I...
02:22I...
02:22Hey, Steve!
02:24God damn!
02:25Talkin' mailbox!
02:26It's not normal, right?
02:27You should have a mailbox.
02:28Come in your house.
02:29Talkin' to your...
02:30Anyway, everybody's in like...
02:32Talkin' mailbox, so...
02:35But what about the mail time song, Steve?
02:37You gotta sing the mail song!
02:41Wow!
02:42Kira-kiraしてるね, Baby Shark!
02:44Oh, come on, Steve!
02:45The kids like the mail song!
02:46You know the words.
02:48He's the mail, it never fails!
02:53Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
02:56-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
02:57-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
02:57-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
03:00-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
03:02-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
03:17Oh daddy, I want to talk in mailbox. Do you think the mailbox feels it when the mailman puts his
03:22hand in there?
03:23Like, ooh, you diggin' in me. You deep inside me.
03:27Jeffy, stop it. Talking mailboxes don't exist. It's a cartoon.
03:31Give me your letter inside me.
03:33Come on, I'll put it in my mailbox, daddy.
03:35Bells. Bells.
03:40Oh, that's this innovation though, because I haven't paid rent in four months.
03:44You got the four kids?
03:46One, two, three, four. That's four months without rent.
03:51Yeah, we are in hot water.
03:53Oh man, I know how he feels getting an eviction notice. You know, paying bills is hard.
03:57Well, why don't you do something about it and get a job?
03:59But watch the blues clues.
04:01Oh?
04:02Time to do the blues. Seriously.
04:06How long time will you have company over? I'm really scared.
04:08Wow, heart-no-same.
04:10I think that's better. I think, okay.
04:13Yeah, I'm sorry about that. She does that.
04:16Hot shakun.
04:17Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
04:18Hot shakun.
04:19Do-do-do-do-do-do.
04:20Hot shakun.
04:21Hot shakun.
04:21Do-do-do-do-do-do.
04:22Hot shakun.
04:24So, let's friggin' go look for clues.
04:26Yeah.
04:27So, the dog has paint on its paw and he goes around with touchy shit?
04:31I guess it's kind of like when you wipe your butt without toilet paper and touch stuff.
04:35Ah, that makes sense.
04:36Who does that?
04:37He does!
04:38Wow!
04:39It's so cute for clues.
04:41It's so cute for clues.
04:41What?
04:42So, I walk.
04:44I'll judge you for how you walk.
04:49I'll judge you for how you walk.
04:51See what this is, kids?
04:53It's a big, steamy blue pile of dog shit.
04:58There it is.
04:59Yeah.
04:59You see that?
05:02It's a claw line.
05:02That means I'm not getting my security deposit back.
05:05Anyway.
05:07The handy dandy one thing?
05:09Fua-fua no kuma no same,完成!
05:11Let's draw this big, steamy blue pile of dog shit.
05:16It's just soaking right into the carpet.
05:19That's really making my day.
05:22Okay.
05:23So, what are you doing?
05:24You're gonna draw.
05:25It's gonna look kind of like a snowman.
05:28Big, big, shitty, stinky snowman.
05:33Can't be a car.
05:34That's close enough.
05:35That's close enough.
05:37Dang!
05:37Does that mean I need to start leaving my hand prints in the poop so you know it's mine?
05:41No, we know it's yours because you leave it in the toilet and don't flush it.
05:46Get it away.
05:47No!
05:48Come on!
05:49Ooh, pooping!
05:50All right, kids.
05:51So we got our first clue on our handy dandy notebook.
05:55Let's...
05:55Wow!綺麗なお花がたくさん
06:01!海の下はとってもいい匂いがするね!
06:02Baby Shark!
06:03今度はお花の模様はどう?
06:06今度はお花の模様はどう?
06:08今度はお花の模様はどう?
06:10緑で塗りましょう!
06:16緑で塗りましょう!
06:18Oh!
06:25All right, kids.
06:28You know what this is?
06:29I don't really know how to draw piss.
06:30So I'm just gonna write the word piss and draw a circle around.
06:35All right, kids.
06:36We got a second clue.
06:38And uh...
06:58花シャーク!
06:58This is Peppa.
06:59Hello, Steve!
07:01Talking down to me.
07:05模様を選んで、もう一度ベイビーシャークを変身させれるよ!
07:05Anyway, you uh...
07:06You guys seen the clue?
07:07パンダーをね!
07:08Do you have the clue on the cleaning supplies?
07:09さようなら!
07:10Right!
07:11Right!
07:11I'm gonna blow it.
07:13All right!
07:14Cleaning supplies!
07:15So we got this paper towels.
07:20海の下はとってもいい匂いがするね!
07:20Okay, and then we got like this...
07:21ベイビーシャーク!
07:23今度はお花の模様はどう?
07:24I don't know.
07:25This squirt bottle.
07:27I don't know.
07:27I don't know.
07:28I don't know what's going on there.
07:29緑で塗りましょう!
07:30That's close enough.
07:31And then we got a...
07:32Got a sponge.
07:33Yep.
07:34Sponge.
07:36And then...
07:36Cleaning supplies!
07:38All right.
07:38Thank you, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper.
07:40You're welcome, Steve!
07:41All right, kids.
07:42Well, we got our three clues.
07:43That means we can go back to the thinking chair.
07:47とっても甘い香りがするね!
07:48How did he showin' Pepper Shaker talk?
07:49Jeffy, it's a cartoon.
07:51Well, when he shakes him,
07:52did he give him brain damage?
07:53I...
07:53I don't know, Jeffy.
07:55It's a cartoon.
07:56Maybe we should Google it.
07:57All right.
07:58We got our three clues.
08:00We got a big, steamy pile of blue dog shit.
08:06We got a piss-stained rum.
08:09And we have cleaning supplies.
08:11And we have cleaning supplies.
08:12What are these three things have in common?
08:16What?
08:18What?
08:18She's a shark.
08:19Heart shark.
08:21Heart shark.
08:21Heart shark.
08:22Heart shark.
08:23Heart shark.
08:23Who are you?
08:25Oh, oh, you know what?
08:27She wants me to clean a shit.
08:29And I said that that's what it is.
08:30We'll be cleaning supplies.
08:35We'll be cleaning supplies.
08:36We'll be cleaning supplies.
08:36To clean your dog's shit.
08:38We just figured out what was close.
08:41I'm not singing the song.
08:42I got a lot of shit to clean.
08:44I'm not doing it.
08:44Wow, beautiful flowers.
08:49It's my landlord.
08:54I haven't paid retinol for a long time.
08:56So I'm going to just blue skidoo into the painting here to get away from my responsibilities.
09:01Blue skidoo, you can do.
09:04I'm in a landlord.
09:06There's no bills or worries.
09:08That's called imagination, kids.
09:10How the fuck?
09:11What?
09:11How did he jump into the painting?
09:14Jeffy, it's a cartoon.
09:15Okay, but he's real.
09:17What do you mean?
09:18He's real and then you're going to tell me it's a cartoon?
09:21I'm looking at a real motherfucker in the TV.
09:23Okay, yes.
09:24The guy is real.
09:25That's a real man.
09:26But he's in a cartoon.
09:27They put him in a cartoon world.
09:29But it's real.
09:30Oh, God, dude.
09:31He's never seen a show where there's a human in a cartoon.
09:33How do they do that?
09:35Okay, there's like a green screen or like a blue screen since he's wearing a green shirt.
09:39What is that?
09:39Oh, God damn it.
09:41Is that why they call it Blue's Clues?
09:42Because of the screen?
09:43I don't know how to explain this to people.
09:45Okay, listen.
09:46So like, green screen, you could take out the background.
09:49Then it would be green's clues.
09:51He doesn't understand.
09:52Jeffy, listen.
09:53So like, there's a big color sheet.
09:56There's a big-
09:58And-
10:00He's not even listening to me.
10:03Jeffy, when did you lose-
10:04When did I lose you?
10:06When did you stop-
10:06I'm gonna go jump into a painting.
10:08No, Jeffy.
10:09I'm gonna go downstairs right now and just go full blast right into a painting.
10:13You're gonna hurt yourself.
10:14No, I'm not.
10:15Watch.
10:16Oh, God.
10:17I gotta beat him down there.
10:19You can do.
10:21I can't do.
10:21No, Jeffy.
10:25Jeffy, I told you, you can't.
10:26Are you okay?
10:29Jeffy, let's go put you in bed.
10:31You can do it.
10:34You can do it.
10:37Yeah, you can.