00:00Buy me a coffee.com slash ghostpolitics.
00:02And it's Jackler, my mod, by the way.
00:05He said, so I've been having a think.
00:08And after seven years, I have come to realize something very important.
00:12You, have you ever banned Captain Desi yet?
00:16We never banned Captain.
00:17Captain Desi left the community because you fucking assholes badgered him.
00:22Okay?
00:23You assholes badgered him.
00:26Did you get the courage to finally do it?
00:29But remember to type in the chat with those three magic letters.
00:35I think you meant three magic words is what I think you meant to say there.
00:40Jackler.
00:41All right.
00:42Here it is.
00:43The fucking Jackler here.
00:44What is this?
00:51Oh, yeah.
00:52No, the three.
00:53Cap.
00:53Type, tap, tab.
00:54Yeah, there you go.
00:54My bad.
00:55Yeah.
00:55Thank you, Cap.
00:56I'm bad.
00:56A ghost in a 10-gallon grin sitting on line screen lit dim.
01:03Bone-white hands, keyboard slam, tears in the dust.
01:07He can't stand it.
01:08They poke the beast.
01:09AI was a mistake.
01:11Every comment hits Cisco likely.
01:14AI was a mistake.
01:16They spammed that line.
01:17Now, give me a drink.
01:18I'm bad old every time.
01:20The house at the glass, y'all leave me alone.
01:22But the chat rolls back like a rolling stone.
01:27Good God.
01:28Type, cap, tab, and captain to see.
01:33The ghost.
01:34Type, cap, tab, and captain to see.
01:38He's screaming at the feet.
01:45Type, cap, tab, and captain to see.
01:50Go, ghost.
01:51Go, ghost.
01:56Go, ghost.
02:00And this is what you all think that my room looks like, seriously?
02:04He's got red eyes.
02:05Or at least the studio.
02:07Just on his ribs and a mean scoot.
02:09Keeps a hat on top of his skull.
02:12Trying real hard not to lose control.
02:15But the timeline laughs, won't let go.
02:18Every little reply says no, no, no.
02:21He rage clicks hard, didn't cry so loud.
02:23Haunts the comets like a thundercloud.
02:26He throws his hands up, then he shakes his frame.
02:29All the strangers know when they say his name.
02:35Type, cap, tab, and captain to see.
02:39Go, ghost.
02:40Type, cap, tab, and captain to see.
02:45Good God.
02:46He's screaming at the feet.
02:51I hate this show.
02:53Type, cap, tab, and captain to see.
02:55I hate this fucking show, man.
02:57Go, ghost.
02:58Go, ghost.
03:01Give me a drink.
03:03Go, ghost.
03:09Now he's pacing the porch in the midnight heat.
03:12Boots in the dirt and a busted heartbeat.
03:15He wants respect.
03:17He wants relief.
03:18But the whole dang web just won't let him be.
03:25Why do I have a six-pointed star on my fucking cowboy hat?
03:34Hey, the only reason I have these recommendations is because of you.
03:41Oh, shit.
03:42It ain't me.
03:42It's because of you.
03:43Take, cap, tab, and captain to see.
03:47Go, ghost.
03:49Go, ghost.
03:53And, man, bear pig, I choose to believe that you swim in your beer cans like Scrooge McDuck.
04:08Unreal.
04:09My mod, by the way.
04:11My mod.
04:12My mod.
