00:00Where is the gentleman, my literal therapist?
00:04It's her birthday!
00:06Turn to your ears up!
00:08Finger guns!
00:09Finger guns!
00:12That's Taylor Swift crashing her pal Dakota Johnson's SNL hosting gig.
00:16Swift was plaid to the bone, and birthday girl Dakota Johnson turned 37 at midnight that night.
00:22Her patient zero director surprised her with a cake.
00:25Aw, it's just one of many delicious moments from the October 3rd episode,
00:30starting with Dakota's opening monologue poking fun at her famous exes.
00:35You see, the actress famously split from her fiancé, Coldplay's Chris Martin, after eight years together.
00:41Page Six sources say she was tired of him dragging his feet on getting married.
00:46Dakota then dated the singer-songwriter role model for a year.
00:50She even made a cameo on his new song, Love, I, You.
00:55You say that to everyone.
00:58Okay, well is it working?
00:59Yeah, but don't tell anyone.
01:01She's now rumored to be dating another rocker, Megan Fox's ex, MGK.
01:06So it's safe to say, she has a type.
01:09Dakota joked she recently had two very public, very lame breakups with two very awesome musicians,
01:15then took a swing at their skills in the bedroom.
01:18Some of them don't wear shoes, some of them are terrible in bed, but all of them are in my
01:25DMs.
01:28Shots fired!
01:29The SNL writers also hit the bullseye with two commercial parodies,
01:33Mean Scary Girlfriend and this instant classic, Guns for Women.
01:38Um, trigger warning?
01:39Now, there is.
01:41Oh!
01:42Oh my god!
01:43Introducing?
01:44Guns for Women.
01:45Is that a vagina?
01:47Cool, right?
01:47One fan quipped on YouTube,
01:49How is this not a revolver?
01:51Saturday Night Live has become a bit of a home for Dakota Johnson.
01:55She first hosted back in 2015,
01:57then again in 2024.
01:59Who could forget Big Dumb Cups?
02:02And diehard fans surely remember her guest spot in 2025
02:05for Lily Allen's musical performance, Such a Girl's Girl.
02:09As for Dakota and Taylor, her quote, literal therapist,
02:13their friendship dates back to at least 2015
02:15when they both participated in SNL's 40th anniversary.
02:20And they were all smiles last month at the VMAs.
02:23So, what did you think of Dakota's third time hosting SNL?
02:27Let us know in the comments.
