00:00Once upon a time there was a maiden named Cinderella who was tormented by her wicked stepsisters.
00:10Hi! I'm Lily, the aforementioned evil stepsister.
00:17You guys are very smart and very handsome too.
00:21You deserve to know the real story.
00:25And it's very good.
00:29Yes, yes, there are princes and glass slippers and balls.
00:33But there are many more things.
00:34There's revenge! High-speed chases!
00:38And then there's this troll. Gorgeous.
00:42Feel something.
00:45Ah! Are you paying attention to me now?
00:48Yes, okay!
00:55I hate this kingdom!
00:58I hate this kingdom!
