00:04I don't know if you heard, but your girl got in a little trouble recently.
00:10There's nothing more embarrassing than getting canceled because of golf.
00:15It's a white-on-white crime, okay?
00:17It's like getting arrested for stealing the last loaf of gluten-free bread at a Whole Foods.
00:23Can you believe that they think I'm MAGA?
00:25And my girlfriend was like, look at you.
00:27You know?
00:30We're all hanging on by a thread.
00:32If I get sent one more Instagram video like,
00:35your cortisol's high, your cortisol's low, your cortisol's high, your cortisol's low.
00:37I mean, God bless our fearless leader, Britney Spears.
00:40Hey, don't know if you checked in recently.
00:42She's not doing great, okay?
00:44I hear my husband softly sobbing to himself.
00:47He's like, babe, I could never pull the plug for you.
00:51God damn it, women have to do everything, don't we?
00:53Knowing me, I'll be in my own medically-induced coma.
00:56I'll have to pull myself up in bed,
00:58pull my own blood to lay down and die.
01:05Heather, this is diabolical to do this in Knoxville, Tennessee.
01:08I'll have to sing.
01:09Hope you're getting along with it.
01:09Hope you're dealing with a Wha-
01:09You know, what do I have?
01:09Because I can't do this.
