Matt Berry and Peter Capaldi read a letter exchange from 1675 between Sultan of the Ottoman Empire and Zaporozhian Cossacks. Watch this interesting video and enjoy the moment. Get Kaomojis: https://kaomojidb.org Search Telegram Channels: https://hottglink.com Contact Telegram: https://t.me/airaju94 Telegram Channel: https://t.me/funnyvideosarchive Keywords: animals, animal videos, funny animals, cute animals, wild animals, pet videos, animal compilation, animal kingdom, nature, wildlife, animal planet, beast, critters, furry friends, four legged friends, animal lover, animal rescue, animal care, animal behavior, zoology, exotic animals, domestic animals, mammals, reptiles, birds, aquatic animals, animal world, dogs, funny dogs, cute dogs, puppy, puppies, dog compilation, dog fails, dog tricks, clever dog, golden retriever, husky, german shepherd, bulldog, pug, corgi, beagle, labrador, dog training, dog agility, barking dog, dog howling, dog eating, dog sleeping, dog running, parkour dog, skateboard dog, talking dog, dog vs cat, cats, funny cats, cute cats, kitten, kittens, cat compilation, cat fails, cat tricks, grumpy cat, playful cat, cat jumps, cat meowing, cat purring, cat loaf, cat stretching, cat hunting, cat vs dog, feline, tabby, siamese, persian cat, maine coon, cat videos, cats being weird, cat owners, baby animals, farm animals, horses, ponies, goat, sheep, cow, pig, duck, chicken, rabbit, bunny, hamster, guinea pig, ferret, parrot, birds singing, turtle, tortoise, iguana, snake, lizard, monkey, chimpanzee, gorilla, elephant, tiger, lion, bear, panda, sloth, penguin, dolphin, horse riding, funny videos, hilarious, comedy, lol, fail, epic fail, win, best of, cute overload, smile, laugh, mood booster, reaction, funny moments, try not to laugh, viral animals, internet famous, trending, adorable, chaos, mischievous, drama, best friends, heartwarming, emotional, reunion, rescue story. Hashtags: #hilarioushistory #Dogs #FunnyDogs #CuteDogs #Puppy #DogCompilation #DogLife #DogLover #DogVideo #GoldenRetriever #Husky #Pug #Corgi #Labrador #DogFails #FunnyFails #EpicFails #CuteOverload #Heartwarming #TryNotToLaugh #BestOf #Trending #Viral #MoodBooster #PetReaction #ComedyGold #AnimalAntics #DailyLaugh Copyright Disclaimer: Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. This video is for entertainment and informational purposes only. I do not own the rights to all clips; they are used for transformative commentary and comedic value. No copyright infringement is intended.
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00:00 As the Sultan, son of Muhammad, brother of the sun and moon, grandson and viceroy of
00:09 God, ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt, emperor
00:20 of emperors, sovereign of sovereigns, extraordinary knight, never defeated, steadfast guardian
00:29 of the tomb of Jesus Christ, trustee chosen by God himself, the hope and comfort of Muslims
00:39 and great defender of the Christians, I command you, the Zaporovi and Cossacks, to submit to
00:48 me voluntarily and without any resistance and to desist from troubling me with your
00:55 attacks.
01:13 Sultan, Sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself.
01:26 What, what, what, what kind, what kind of knight are you, eh? You can't even, you can't
01:33 slay a hedgehog with your naked ass. You know what? The devil shits and your army eats it.
01:42 You will not, you will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons. We've no fear
01:55 any of your army. By land and by sea, we will battle thee and fuck your mother.
02:08 You, you, yes you, you Babylonian scullion. You're Macedonian wheelwright. You're a brewer of Jerusalem.
02:19 You're a goat fucker of Alexandria. You're a swineherd of greater and lesser Egypt. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig.
02:37 Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig.
02:38 Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig.
02:38 Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig.
02:40 Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig.
02:57 Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig.
02:57 Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig. Pig
03:02 So, the Zaporozians declare, you lowlife, you won't even be herding pigs for the Christians.
03:11 Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date, and we don't own a calendar.
03:18 The moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over
03:25 there.
03:26 And for this, kiss our ass!