00:05All right, hit the music.
00:06Give me some football.
00:10What are we doing here?
00:11What do you need from me?
00:12All right, well, first of all, Mike, congratulations.
00:14We decided to do a survivor game.
00:17I won.
00:17You won your game.
00:19I lost.
00:20Evan started Thursday off.
00:22He lost.
00:23That was out before the week started.
00:25Here we go.
00:25Evan took Green Bay.
00:26Uh-oh.
00:27Lose.
00:28David took Tampa Bay.
00:30Lose.
00:30Paul took Houston.
00:32He lost.
00:32Well, that was easy.
00:33What do I win?
00:34I took the safest bet.
00:35I got Seattle over the Commanders, right?
00:38Wrong.
00:38That's West Coast to East Coast Road Trip.
00:40Something wrong.
00:41Here, Michael, congratulations.
00:43Thanks.
00:43You picked a long winner, so that was a practice.
00:46We're going to actually do it for real, Wade.
00:47That was a practice, he says.
00:49This is your prize.
00:51We're going to do it for real.
00:52All right, what's the draft, or what do I win?
00:54You know what?
00:55Because you won, Mike, would you like to pick first?
00:58Yeah.
00:58I'm going to allow you to pick first.
01:01I will take your pick at number three.
01:03Okay.
01:04So, Mike's going to go first.
01:06David's second.
01:06I'm third.
01:08No, Evan's third.
01:09I'm fourth.
01:10And then Paul is fifth.
01:12Okay.
01:13So, because you win, I'm going to give you the first pick.
01:15I'll take the team playing the most injured team in the league this week.
01:19Down their top two corners.
01:20Down their best receiver.
01:21Down their best O-lineman.
01:22Their quarterback's four feet tall.
01:24Give me the Detroit Lions.
01:25There's no way they're losing to Carolina.
01:28Carolina didn't even have a team this week.
01:29They're all hurt.
01:31Okay.
01:31Or we're down the field.
01:33And it's just a win, right?
01:34It's not the point.
01:35Yeah, it's just a win.
01:36Okay.
01:36It's not the biggest spread of the week.
01:38No, it's not.
01:38But I want to be fair.
01:40I took the Chiefs last week.
01:42I don't want to go chalk, chalk.
01:44And you can't pick them anyway.
01:45No, no.
01:45Actually, he can because we're starting a whole new game.
01:48He could if he wanted to.
01:50I don't, though.
01:50I actually like the Raiders plus the points in that game.
01:52Go ahead.
01:53I just like the Raiders.
01:55All right.
01:55So, I am second.
01:57David, you are second.
01:59Yeah.
02:00I'm thinking between two of these, but I'm going to go ahead.
02:03You got the Steelers tonight, David.
02:04No.
02:04No.
02:05I'm going to go with the Vikings over the Dolphins.
02:08Oh.
02:09He's sculling tonight.
02:12David took my team.
02:15All right.
02:15So, I'm on the clock, huh?
02:17And you guys just talked all this crap about this.
02:19Is this just because the Vikings are playing the Dolphins?
02:22Yeah.
02:22He's sitting right there.
02:24Oh, yeah.
02:24I know.
02:24He knows.
02:25We all know.
02:27He's not blind.
02:30So, how big were the point spreads last week when they lost?
02:33What was the biggest one?
02:35Do we know that offhand?
02:36The biggest one this week?
02:37No, last week.
02:38Last week.
02:39Because, I mean, all the writing on the wall is for me to pick.
02:43Let me find out for you, Evan.
02:46Baltimore, right?
02:48I got to take Baltimore.
02:4911 and a half.
02:50Yeah, you're right.
02:52I'm going to take Baltimore Ravens.
02:53Yeah.
02:53At 11 and a half points.
02:55I mean, and they're playing the Titans.
02:57Mike says that Cam Ward quit on the field.
02:59Did you watch it?
03:00I haven't seen the play.
03:01I just heard you say it.
03:02You need to see it.
03:03I've never seen anything like it in sports before.
03:05Also, the quick cut of Carnell Tate dusting every corner covering him.
03:09So, I watched that.
03:11Cam's inability to get him the ball.
03:12It's unbelievable.
03:13It's the opposite of Marvin Harrison Jr.
03:15The complete opposite.
03:16Yes, this guy's trying.
03:18And the Ravens got to be pissed off.
03:20So, I'm going to go Ravens.
03:21Why?
03:21They won.
03:22I know.
03:23But it was closer than it should have been.
03:25All right, go ahead.
03:25Okay, well, you guys took the two that I was looking at.
03:28You were going to go Lions?
03:28Is this really your theory?
03:29No, no, no.
03:30Originally, I was going Minnesota because I had the first pick, but then I gave it to
03:34you.
03:35But David took Minnesota.
03:37And then Evan just took Baltimore, which is my second pick.
03:39Well, you're saying it like I wasn't supposed to take Minnesota.
03:41I mean, they're 10 and a half points.
03:44But that's my team.
03:45Yeah.
03:46That's my quarterback.
03:47You could use your steal rule, Rico.
03:49Ooh.
03:50No, no, no.
03:50Only you can use the steal rule.
03:52Oh, the last pick.
03:52Yeah.
03:53The last pick.
03:53I just want Paul to just display pendulous balls and say the Dolphins.
03:59If Paul wins with the Dolphins, the whole game ends forever, and Paul wears a crown
04:04in studio every day.
04:05We got the crown right there.
04:06Yeah, but I don't believe it, so I can't do it.
04:09I don't know if I can take Seattle again.
04:12You can.
04:13Do it.
04:13No, because I just don't want to be a cat enthusiast.
04:16Chargers are just going to.
04:20The Chargers are going to what?
04:22Be awful again?
04:23Eventually, they're going to get their stuff together.
04:26No, they won't.
04:27I'm going to go with the Buffalo Bills.
04:31Seven-point favorites over the Patriots.
04:33Ooh.
04:35The way Drake Mays is playing, I'll tell you.
04:37Oof.
04:39They can't run the ball.
04:40They can't throw the ball.
04:41What'd you say?
04:41They're seeing eye-to-eye, I'm very well said.
04:43But there's no problem between those two.
04:45No, the problem is Vrabel shouldn't be coaching the thing.
04:47I know, but there's reports that they weren't seeing eye-to-eye.
04:50I bet they aren't.
04:51If I'm Bills fans, I'm crashing through the table with a boat in my hand.
04:56Holding one of the small toy boats, and it's crashing through the table.
05:01You've seen me.
05:01Gotcha.
05:02Okay, now I get it.
05:03Bro, I was just like, a boat?
05:05It is clever.
05:07The Bills.
05:08To be fair, though, too, Evan, as we've seen this off-season, we can't really take Mike
05:12Vrabel's word for anything.
05:13That is true.
05:15Hey, listen.
05:15Listen.
05:16He bought his wife a pair of juicy pants at the Utah airport.
05:19It's all good.
05:21I wonder if that actually worked.
05:23Are you kidding me?
05:24They're not divorced?
05:25Yeah.
05:28I'm quite sure wifey got whatever she wanted.
05:31There might be a few diamonds on her body now.
05:34Right.
05:34That's not just glitter.
05:35Those are real diamonds on the juicy pants.
05:38I just don't know how you get around being on a boat with a pregnant woman in her third
05:42trimester, and it's not your wife.
05:46That one's tougher than anything else.
05:48You might be able to explain a few things away.
05:49No, no, no.
05:50Right.
05:51So when you walk in the house, and wife has it up on that 100-inch screen, friend zone.
05:58We're just friends.
06:00You want to explain this to me?
06:02You think I would cheat on you with a pregnant lady?
06:05Then explain renting a boat in a secluded body of water.
06:08How did we get here from Drake?
06:10We both like boats.
06:10I'm a seaman, honey.
06:11I'm a seaman.
06:12No, no.
06:13We were planning a surprise party for you on a boat.
06:17I'm a sailor.
06:18I sail.
06:20I needed a woman's perspective.
06:22We had to see if the boat was seaworthy or not.
06:25Yeah.
06:25Yeah.
06:26So I figured, what's better than a pregnant woman?
06:28If she doesn't get sick, you're not going to get sick.
06:30You're not going to get sick.
06:30100%.
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32Okay.
06:33We got to figure it out.
06:34Next pick.
06:34There it is.
06:35All right.
06:38Poor Paul's got to follow that.
06:40Paul, you have the final pick.
06:42Now, you can...
06:43Paul, take the Dolphins.
06:44If they win, the show's yours.
06:45I'll quit.
06:46Or the Patriots.
06:46You can steal a pick if you want, since you're left.
06:50Go ahead.
06:50Steal the Lions, you bastard.
06:51Do it.
06:52Steal them.
06:52Do it.
06:53No, I'm not going to do that.
06:54Do it.
06:54I got another selection.
06:55I'm in a rough spot, though, because I don't really like a lot of the other picks.
06:59So steal it.
07:00You can steal a pick, Paul.
07:01Steal a pick.
07:02Steal a pick.
07:03Be a bastard.
07:04Steal.
07:05Steal.
07:06Steal.
07:07Steal.
07:07Steal.
07:07You know what?
07:07I'll take the Chiefs to beat the Raiders.
07:10Oh!
07:11You guys both didn't like that.
07:12That's dicey.
07:14It is dicey, but I think they're going to beat the Raiders.
07:16You could have stolen a pick.
07:18I think Cousins.
07:20I ain't being so nice.
07:21You should have taken my pick.
07:22Cousins are the Vikings.
07:23Cousins are going to be grilling steaks at the end of the game, because he won again.
07:28Dude's so pumped every time he comes off the field.
07:30I know, man.
07:31I'm almost...
07:32I'm hoping that they win, because it just looks so much fun.
07:35But do you know what it is?
07:36Them hiring Clint Kubiak, who was the architect of Seattle's offense last year,
07:40you're seeing what a semi-competent QB and a hyper-accomplished OC can do, quickly.
07:46Wasn't it like Chip Kelly last year or something?
07:49The guy was falling asleep in the booth.
07:51No, but...
07:51Chip Kelly last year was Jansen during the draft show two years ago.
07:54Oh, boy.
07:55I was asleep.
07:56And wasn't Kubiak his OC or quarterback's coach in Atlanta, too?
08:00Yes.
08:00Yeah, so they got familiarity, so...
08:03You're going down, Paul.
08:04Paul wants the Chiefs.
08:05I got the Leos.
08:06I think that's the pick of the week, right?
08:08So Mike has the...
08:09No.
08:09No.
08:10Caroline ain't got no players!
08:12Neither does the Jets.
08:13They're all hurt.
08:14The Jets were hurt, too.
08:15Okay.
08:16All right.
08:16All right.
08:16All right.
08:17All right.
08:17Mike has Detroit Lions.
08:19David took the Minnesota Vikings.
08:21Evan took the Baltimore Ravens.
08:23I got the Buffalo Bills.
08:25Paul has the Kansas City Chiefs.
08:26Let's pray to God that this game, this round lasts for a few weeks.
08:31I love this game.
08:31And I bet you do.
08:33And not just one week.
08:35So that's our Survivor Pool 97-1.
