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Watch the full plot summary, key action sequences, and the cliffhanger ending of Fast X (2023). Dante Reyes unleashes pure chaos across Rome, Rio, and Portugal to destroy Dom Toretto's family.
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00:00This is nothing the father wouldn't do for his son.
00:02Nothing?
00:04Hey, Dad, I really, really, really want you to eat a whole ghost pepper.
00:08Ten of these things.
00:09I have a lot of questions about the money in this vault.
00:11Why are some stacks up to the ceiling and out of frame, but others waist height?
00:14Why do almost all the stacks of neat, tight bills have random, carelessly tossed individual
00:18banded bills tossed on like an afterthought?
00:20Why are some of these bills green while others are blue?
00:22Ten of these things.
00:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:26Ten of these things.
00:27Forgetting to put rebar in these concrete bollards.
00:29Ten of these things.
00:30Well, it's a good thing that all of these police officers are bad guys and none of them
00:33are actually just innocent men protecting the police station because this might seem rash.
00:37Ten of these things.
00:38Also, making me repeat sins already addressed in Everything Wrong With Fast Five.
00:42Ten of these things.
00:44Aquaman Origins.
00:45Ten of these things.
00:45If you want to do donuts in the Dodger Stadium parking lot, go for it.
00:48No security whatsoever, apparently.
00:50Ten of these things.
00:51Car becomes suddenly airborne without reason.
00:53Ha, probably been a pretty good name for this franchise.
00:55The CBSAWRU.
00:56Ten of these things.
00:57You're not afraid of anything.
00:58Because he is obviously a highlander and these movies won't just come out and say it.
01:02Ten of these things.
01:02Imagine paying however many millions to have your foldable phone show up in a movie and
01:06prominently feature its obvious crease.
01:08Ten of these things.
01:09Ah, Sudden Rita Moreno, Grandma is Sudden.
01:11I checked so you don't have to.
01:12This is her first appearance in a Fast and Furious movie.
01:14But she's grandma, so she's super important.
01:16And this is kind of maybe 20% of why I hate these f***ing movies.
01:19They just make up whatever the f*** they want and act like the previous movies don't exist.
01:22Even though this movie opened with a sequence from a previous movie.
01:25Ten of these things.
01:25Tej is very funny.
01:26Seat change is undone by the very next shot.
01:28Ten of these things.
01:29Look at all those Corona buff family.
01:31Ten of these things.
01:32Also, why doesn't this family ever eat indoors?
01:34Do they like ants?
01:34Ten of these things.
01:35Making your kid drink orange juice with his backyard cookout food.
01:38Ten of these things.
01:39The agency put you in charge and you said I get to drive.
01:41The agency put Roman in charge?
01:43Ten of these things.
01:44Tomorrow and next day in Quantum Computer Chip will be transported through the streets in Rome.
01:48And these assholes are in LA today so they can all be jet lagged during the mission.
01:51Ten of these things.
01:52I checked Roman's intel.
01:54It's legit.
01:54Well, if you checked it.
01:55Ten of these things.
01:56Only thing you know about Rome is Roman noodles.
01:59This movie is over two hours.
02:00Ten of these things.
02:01But you better watch out.
02:02Little man's gonna be a better ranch than any of us by the time he's 12.
02:05I mean, that's the whole point, isn't it?
02:06The point of doing the car drills or the point of having a kid?
02:09Ten of these things.
02:10Roman asked if he could lead this mission.
02:12How could I tell him no?
02:13By telling him no.
02:14Ten of these things.
02:16Just what the f*** is going on here?
02:17This grandma character's emerged from the goddamn ether and she suddenly dominic's rock at Gibraltar and s***.
02:22It's fishy.
02:23Ten of these things.
02:23Holy s***.
02:24That neighbor's fence is either protecting the Toretto's or protecting the neighbor from the Toretto's.
02:27And honestly, either is believable.
02:29The sin is for that fence being so f***ing high.
02:31I am going out to relax on the prison patio.
02:33Okay, babe.
02:34Just don't try climbing over that fence without the Toretto's permission.
02:37Ten of these things.
02:38You will be better than me.
02:39Movie thinks telling your kid you will be better than me is inspirational parenting.
02:42When in reality, it's a projective abusive parenting mindset.
02:45Ten of these things.
02:46Stop Brown and Marty don't get out of this car and tell us they're here to set right what this
02:49franchise has broken in the timeline.
02:50Ten of these things.
02:51Also, shot or not, she could easily have parked parallel to the curb.
02:54Ten of these things.
02:55I'm at the devil tonight.
02:56That's all?
02:57S***.
02:57I meet that dude damn near every night.
02:59Ten of these things.
02:59So, after his dad died and he was left with nothing, he somehow grew to a level of power or
03:04wealth that he could afford to not only find out who all of Charlize's guards are,
03:08but also get to and kidnap people close to each of them?
03:11Listen, if he has this kind of power and reach, then this is all theatrics.
03:13He could be in Don's living room right now with Don's balls and a vice and his wife in a
03:16dunk tank.
03:17Ten of these things.
03:17Ingesting the blood of your victims.
03:19This is a problem on a whole bunch of levels.
03:20Ten of these things.
03:22Running all the electricity in the room through one plug.
03:24Ten of these things.
03:25I don't recall anyone calling this elevator.
03:27Cypher is a hacker, not a magician.
03:28Ten of these things.
03:29They're me and Brian are safe.
03:31Phew.
03:31Guess we don't need to worry about them during this international globetrotting revenge tour against us.
03:35Ten of these things.
03:35You and I will finish that driving lesson.
03:37Really?
03:38Because at eight years old, he is really breaking a lot of laws driving a car.
03:41Especially the way you are teaching it.
03:42And you are too, actually.
03:43Ten of these things.
03:44No matter what happens, I always keep my promises.
03:47Unkeepable promises about unkeepable promises.
03:49Ten of these things.
03:50So can somebody please help me understand how we're pulling off a mobile heist?
03:53But I don't even get to drive.
03:55Can somebody please let him drive home so we don't have to hear him be irritated at everything all the
03:58time for no reason?
03:59Ten of these things.
04:00While the scenery break into the truck and steal the chip, the scenery you get to live without a visa.
04:04Okay?
04:04Oh, s***.
04:05They drive Fellini into this.
04:06Ten of these things.
04:07And now they will pump gas into the cabin through what looks like the transmission.
04:10Ten of these things.
04:11Beck is blind.
04:12This armored convoy let you get in between them and just kept going?
04:14It's not you guys that are good at heists.
04:16It's that everyone else is bad at stopping them.
04:18Ten of these things.
04:18The truck's being stable and moving.
04:20I'm surprised that you're surprised because I had thought that was what was happening all along.
04:23Considering the driver passed out 20 seconds ago and the truck hadn't veered off the road yet.
04:26Ten of these things.
04:27Found it.
04:28I can disarm it with an agency kill switch.
04:29Holy convenience, Batman.
04:31Ten of these things.
04:31We've got a bunch of packs.
04:33I'm gonna get ahead of it.
04:34Letty thinks getting ahead of it with this motorcycle will help.
04:36Ten of these things.
04:37The trucks are about to go over the hill.
04:38We have to crash into it.
04:39Of course you do.
04:40And with no further communication, we will both know that means sandwiching the truck between
04:43our cars at a Sistine Chapel maneuver.
04:45France, I believe, does refer to as an Eiffel Tower.
04:48Ten of these things.
04:48It's not nothing.
04:49I, too, thought friction would have ground these movies to a halt years ago.
04:52But here we are.
04:53Kennedy thinks.
04:54Mundo.
04:55Gas.
04:55Duh.
04:56How does this cop not see the sewer great move?
04:57Kennedy thinks.
04:58This is not the sewer of a country known for its cheeses and salted meats.
05:01Kennedy thinks.
05:02The wheels don't fall right the f*** off this car.
05:04Kennedy thinks.
05:05The Prometheus school of running away from things study abroad class of 2023.
05:08Kennedy thinks.
05:09I can lock my chain location and transmit cellular interference through your phone.
05:13That's a jamming detonator and buying some time.
05:14Tej realizes he is a deus and that he has a machina in his pocket.
05:17Kennedy thinks.
05:18This thing is still rolling towards its target because Vatican City was designed like a pinball machine, apparently.
05:23Kennedy thinks.
05:23These wimpy Italian cars get thrown around, but not this American muscle car because it's so damn heavy and gets
05:28poor gas mileage.
05:29Kennedy thinks.
05:30So, the movie is saying he had time to outrun the bomb's shockwave?
05:35Kennedy thinks.
05:36The Vatican has sustained some structural damage and I lie.
05:39It's what kind of trying to make me believe that the people working on the bridge survived this.
05:42Kennedy thinks.
05:43Reminding me that I'd rather watch Captain Marvel and Jack Reacher have a conversation in Cerebro.
05:46I wouldn't even ask any questions.
05:48Kennedy thinks.
05:49Treat racers who became hijackers graduated to high-speed smuggling.
05:52Describing the progression of this fiasco, I mean franchise, won't make anything that's going on less absurd.
05:56Kennedy thinks.
05:57And at least one nuclear sound.
06:00I love how the dude is using footage from the movies to accentuate his points.
06:03Like, in your world, man.
06:04Where's camera?
06:05Kennedy thinks.
06:05The real question is, how did we let this go on so?
06:07I ask the same thing, but someone keeps going to watch these movies.
06:10And he barely goes to see it like 35 million times in the theater.
06:13Kennedy thinks.
06:14They've driven to the gates of hell and back for this agency.
06:16I'll give like one or two cents back if that happens in the next movie.
06:20But for now, I'm adding one as a deposit.
06:21Kennedy thinks.
06:22We should be standing with Dom and his family.
06:24That is the very least that we can do.
06:25Man, she was great in room.
06:27Kennedy thinks.
06:27The fallout will be existential.
06:29Did he mean exponential?
06:30How can the fallout from a violent bombing be existential?
06:33Kennedy thinks.
06:34Wrong fall, so it is all.
06:36But as long as the Coliseum stands, Rome shall stand.
06:39And you just showed us that it was fine.
06:40Kennedy thinks.
06:41Any attempt to contact your team will be traced.
06:43You literally just said.
06:45Your team's gone to ground.
06:46They're safe.
06:46For now.
06:47So what the f*** are you talking about?
06:48Kennedy thinks.
06:49These fake-looking trucks driving past your fake-looking mountains.
06:52Kennedy thinks.
06:53Bring God's Eye online.
06:54I'm so tired of the God's Eye in these movies.
06:56It first showed up four movies ago.
06:57Kennedy thinks.
06:58Earlier, they literally said Mia and Brian are safe.
07:01But Mia is right here, Brian-less, babysitting little B at Dom's house in Mount Lay.
07:06Kennedy thinks.
07:06Search everywhere.
07:07We need them a lot.
07:08You wouldn't have to search anywhere if you tried the doorbell instead of smoke grenades.
07:11Everything's a nail with these hammers.
07:12Kennedy thinks.
07:13I know she's tough, but these are agency SWAT guys in full riot gear.
07:17Come on.
07:17Kennedy thinks.
07:18Here we have a completely unnecessary bar fight.
07:20Kennedy thinks.
07:21Why is this bartender giving a random stranger a gun?
07:24Kennedy thinks.
07:25Beers.
07:25Two of them.
07:26This is one of those tough guy dive bars that interpret the order of two beers as Stella Artois
07:30and serve them in the branded chalice as they do.
07:33Kennedy thinks.
07:33Nothing's possible.
07:36Just that damn thing.
07:37Tell that to eight-year-old me about to confidently jump off the roof wearing my homemade cape.
07:40Kennedy thinks.
07:41Why do I feel like the kayak on top of this car is going to be revealed to be some
07:44kind
07:45of heavily weaponized kayak?
07:46Or maybe not even a kayak at all.
07:48Kennedy thinks.
07:48In case you confused it with Agency Blacksite Connecticut.
07:51Kennedy thinks.
07:51Did they need to keep Letty in a cell designed to contain a child of Krypton?
07:54Kennedy thinks.
07:55It's one of those iconic car parties that no fast movie is complete without.
07:58Because family.
07:59And boners.
08:00Kennedy thinks.
08:01The most wanted man in the world pulls his signature car into a car racing event in
08:05Rio and hundreds of spectators cheer.
08:07And this is how you get caught.
08:08He won't get caught until he wants to.
08:10But still.
08:10I don't think the agency even needs God's eye to find Dom here.
08:13Kennedy thinks.
08:13Ball to the city was an homage to my family's safe.
08:17Except it was on fire.
08:18Don't act like any of that was on purpose.
08:20The only reason it got out of the truck was because they flipped it.
08:22And the only reason it was on fire was because it hit those faulty gas pumps completely
08:25by accident.
08:26Kennedy thinks.
08:26Ten-hile missing.
08:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
08:31Isn't the.