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تستعرض هذه التجميعة الكوميدية أجمل وأقوى مشاهد مسرحية "الزعيم"، حيث يدور العمل حول "زينهم" الرجل البسيط الذي يعمل كومبارس والمشابه لزعيم البلاد لحد التطابق. يستغل رجال الدولة هذا التشابه بعد وفاة الزعيم المفاجئة، ويطلبون منه أداء شخصية الزعيم للتحكم في الأمور، لتنشأ مجموعة من المواقف الكوميدية الساخرة!
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00:00They said the ticket price was in Dahala
00:01The man looked right in my face and suddenly said to me
00:03With our souls and blood, we will sacrifice ourselves for you, O leader.
00:07And a young man spoke up
00:12I was shocked
00:13There was a respectable man sitting there, and I said to him, "Hey respectable man!"
00:16Why did the collector do that?
00:18The man was sitting looking at him
00:20With our souls and blood, we will sacrifice ourselves for you, O leader.
00:23And the door was opened by a reference and a speaker
00:25An old man was sitting down, and I said to him, "Uncle, why did those two do that?"
00:29The old man is sitting like that
00:31May God destroy your house.
00:33You're following us everywhere.
00:37Why did we turn on the TV? It's a shame.
00:39The street has taken down a picture of all the young people.
00:41Also on the bus
00:43He pulled out a pistol and protected himself with bullets.
00:46I said God
00:47What's going on, brothers?
00:49I will be the bus, with my soul and my blood.
00:51We sacrifice ourselves for you, O leader
00:52He jumped through the door and jumped with the young men
00:54And my neighbor will go to the driver
00:55She asks him, "Why is this woman doing this?"
00:57The driver prayed and then left towards the bus.
01:00She says he's going to...
01:01He told me, "I'll deliver your car to the Republican Guard."
01:06You told me this is a free bus
01:07You'll walk with me, and I'll walk with you too.
01:10Oh, I'll walk two steps
01:11To remove what and the world in it, O brothers
01:13They said the president's wife
01:14Lord, grant us a long life.
01:16Jay inaugurated the world's nuclear factory
01:19To produce shoelaces
01:23I said yes, so watch Sat Al-Zaeem
01:26Because honestly, I love Sat Al-Zaim
01:29It means, like I like it, six times in the afternoon.
01:32Oh, I'll walk two steps
01:35The world has turned upside down
01:36Those who kiss my hand and those who kiss my feet
01:39And the one who tells you, "Oh, how humble!"
01:42Presidential vehicles and motorcycles and cars
01:45I'm still telling them, "Brothers, I have nothing to do with this."
01:48I do that
01:49I found my sin in my hand
01:51They asked him why he preferred to cut
01:53I love to be honest, I mean
01:56Because of the scissors, I'll still invent a cut.
01:58Suddenly the music increased and the world went wild.
02:00They said, my brothers, that the president's entourage has arrived.
02:02One of the main sheikhs and a sack
02:05They are Depalin
02:08And your eyes don't see that it's light
02:10All segments of the population are attacking him.
02:13Agricultural workers, university graduates, schools
02:17And in the end, I found myself
02:19Lying on my back in the bathroom
02:21And people still love you
02:23You are Fox, you are pure, Ali
02:25toilet
02:26People divided themselves in half
02:28Foxengito Alia and the text
02:29The president returned
02:30So, you're saying that what's happening with the president is...
02:32I found Fox
02:34And what Fox had thrown
02:35Go and confront the president.
02:36And the people found Fox, it was thrown at me
02:38mule
02:43The smell of ammonia woke me up, Pasha. What a mess! (A reference to a specific type of turban or swimming turban.)
02:51I'm feeling up, yes, I'm not very tired, but I'm refreshed. And my mental state is good.
02:55And I started singing patriotic songs. But let me tell you something, honestly, Pasha, I
02:59At that moment, I felt incredibly proud that I had filled the president's car. Because
03:02The truth is, this amount of ammonia is only surpassed by the big leaders, I mean.
03:08But the leader straightened up from that moment on, and I still pray for him. May God protect them.
03:13The Prophet is truly ignorant. May God protect the leader. Give him what he wants. He wants mangoes.
03:21He takes a mango. He wants a strawberry, he takes a strawberry. He wants money, he takes money. And he
03:27He needs money, may God bless him. He rides for free. May God protect us.
03:34Qatar has its vitamins. Oh God, Qatar has the president's vitamins. And he eats kebab.
03:39Kofta is available. He wants kebab by itself. He wants kofta by itself. He wants
03:44It's a problem, so what? Give him what he deserves. May God grant him tahini.
03:50O God, grind the leader down. O God, make him lazier than baba ghanoush. And give him a bribe. O God
03:58Pickles. Oh God, give him peppers and good things, and carrots for him. And give him all his desires, O Lord of the Worlds.
04:07And give him arugula. O God, give him arugula by the honor of the Prophet. O God, give the leader arugula.
04:13The speaker. And his watermelon. Oh God, give him a watermelon. Oh God, give the leader a watermelon without...
04:21Seed. The president is still going to sit there and talk nonsense, and we're the ones who are right. The leader.
04:27He gulps it all the way through.
04:35And keep him safe from all illnesses. O God, protect him from those who forget him and grant him relief from those who...
04:41Diarrhea. And may it destroy whoever hates it. And may it destroy whoever loves it while it's inside them.
04:47He hates him. And he ruins what he loves, even though deep down he loves it. He's a beautiful person who hates him.
04:55The leader, the commander, and the revolution. May God curse them and all leaders.
05:00O God, protect all our leaders and presidents. Grant them health and well-being. All
05:04The leaders.
05:09Oh God, what has destroyed our home? Oh God, may all nations die in it.
05:14One day. So the presidents can wake up in the morning and there's no one left to rule. No one.
05:21They'll get him a work contract and then he'll go to Saudi Arabia. Anyone who wants to
05:28A fan answers. Whoever wants my vinegar, bring it. Every leader brings two to make it.
05:33One sells, one buys. So, all of Dafdak's income remains unpaid. You're with them too.
05:42But you're not going to Saudi Arabia. You're going to Kuana Lumpur. But us. We. We
05:51Not even the dog. We're not shooting at them, we're blind and we're spitting on them. They're just like these people. Oh God.
05:59Our poverty and their riches. O God, take their parents from us. O God, strip us naked and clothe them.
06:06O God, blow on us and defecate on us.
06:22You're a great actor, Zain. May God bless you too, Pasha. With the leaders.
06:28And the Qaba and the Khawar, and may God grant the deceased Paradise. And God willing, we will see the funeral.
06:33Military uniform, spotless. The body is resting on a cannon and wrapped in crumpled paper. He's in it.
06:41Zeka, but Ghairsh, but Kani and Mani. But their attitude suggests you're a dangerous person. Sateer.
06:48The fungal Zika Bash is dangerous and involved in a major conspiracy to overthrow the government.
06:54Whose dog is this? Who's with you? You're with me. Who are you taking money from? I'm not.
07:01Match or money in my entire life. This kind of taste won't work with you, Zamin. This
07:07This is a mustard gas station. Does it bring gas? Or does it bring phlegm? Lame.
07:16He's bringing this. No, by God, that's impossible. No, it's our duty to be healthy. Oh
07:26You're a disgrace, you're in a house. No, he's grown too big. You should see his wisdom, my brother.
07:35Look how much smaller this is! Look how much it's getting out of there! That's because you
07:39I chose you, Salima Pasha. You know, if I chose you, you'd get a black one from here. You know
07:50Are the forces being used?
08:05music
08:41music
08:52Hahahaha, everything is perfect, you Sa'a, you Pasha!
08:54What's the story? I don't understand you.
08:56And a calamity befell him, so he stood up and cried out.
08:58Oh Zanbaw, what's wrong with him? He's sick.
09:00He died, oh, he caught me, I ate
09:03Bat
09:03Oh Pasha
09:04Balt Beit Amsa Nah Adl
09:08What you are complaining about is a complaint against us.
09:10We and Ali will get
09:10Why are you asking, sir? Come here, let's talk.
09:13Oh my, we're good
09:14Oh, thank God, you can't imagine the size of the chair that
09:17Until it happens
09:18Why did the president die? Why, Mum, they Shelby
09:20In the middle of the fire
09:21To the point that I feel like I'm Azrael, the angel who worshipped his own soul.
09:25He stood there waiting, ready to take our lives too.
09:27Why are they taking our lives? What did we do?
09:29They forget that we have enemies in the land.
09:31They themselves are reaching our leadership positions
09:33And they forget that power is transferred in the event of the president's death.
09:35The law of the first game is transferred
09:37What does that mean? "Eat us"
09:38That's right, that's right.
09:39They forget that the country has an opposition.
09:41He hated wisdom and he hated all its men.
09:43They hold us responsible for everything that happens in the country.
09:46What do you mean, Pasha?
09:47He meant that if news of the president's death were to spread throughout the country, it would cause chaos.
09:51Aye Taki
09:51And we will be the first people to be burned by this fire.
09:53And they didn't hesitate to tie us up in the cars.
09:55They drag us through the streets
09:57Just like we did with the former president
09:59And we'll get all this from you
10:00We'll take a plane and escape abroad
10:02Yes, and all our money is in the reports.
10:04And how did they get the rain?
10:06In a box or in a public place
10:08Oh my friend, oh my friend
10:09May God have mercy on you, my mother
10:12You always used to say, "Your night is so beautiful, you little rascal!"
10:16May God have mercy on her, Bashi
10:17May God have mercy on her, Bashi
10:19an opportunity
10:20Opportunity and dog fighting
10:22Why are you finishing the explanation with her?
10:23But there absolutely must be a solution.
10:25What is it, Pasha?
10:26What is it, Pasha?
10:26What is the solution?
10:27Couldn't you have been quiet so I could think?
10:28Don't think about your own problems, Bashi
10:30He is holding a muzzle
10:31You're a pain in the neck, I'm telling you.
10:33My heart, nerves, to hold her
10:34Shut up, you lily!
10:35Okay, I'm settled in, Benam, Sonia.
10:37I lived
10:38Lily
10:39Go away, Bashi
10:40Arrest the doctors inside
10:41And get rid of them
10:42And that's why no one knows anymore.
10:43The death of the president changed us
10:44On three
10:45Consider this order executed, Pasha.
10:46In due time
10:47Take the body in a sack
10:48No box
10:49And you go to a far place
10:50You are the one
10:51Bury her without anyone seeing you
10:52Let's go
10:55Shawal Min Ba
10:56What box and whose body?
10:57The body of the eye
10:58I'm missing Afrin, the Turk, Pasha.
11:00Especially Afrin, which disappointed him.
11:02Do what I tell you
11:03And what will you find yourself drawn to?
11:05Ya Bashi
11:06Ya Bashi
11:06I wouldn't have been able to stand him for five minutes in his life.
11:08How can I get it during the day in the Hebrews?
11:09You should do what I tell you.
11:12Yes, Bashi, yes
11:13Okay, just understand, boss.
11:15What are you going to think about?
11:16We, Sonia, need a chance
11:18Just one chance
11:19We will get rid of the opposition and our enemies in the ranks.
11:21And after that, the decision remains in our hands even more than before.
11:24And how can this be achieved?
11:25Is there no one to sing for him?
11:26What is it?
11:27postpone
11:28Death of the za'in
11:30Bahsh, one of the six, we saw her with a sigh, what will she say?
11:32De Madame Sonia
11:33Madam Somya Bey
11:34Somia A
11:35De Madame Sonia
11:36She's the only one who knows your life like I and Zanbah
11:39Hello Madam Somia
11:40Hello
11:40We are honored, sir.
11:41Former President of the Republic
11:45But you went too far.
11:46I need to get emotional now because of my role
11:48You are now in the role of the prophet.
11:50I don't have to get angry and ignore what you say
11:52Take a deep breath and relax
11:53You're as annoying as rubber taps
11:55Zanbawi Al-Mawdoudah left on his own.
11:57Bashkhzinhem
11:58Ayoo Bashkhzinhem
12:00Today a great and distinguished guest arrived in the country
12:02Of great importance
12:05detective
12:07Investigations officer, what?
12:08He says, "You have a great guest," you tell the detective.
12:10I need to know what a man's status is so I can respect him.
12:13The one present is the president of the republic.
12:14President of the Republic
12:15What?
12:16What colleague, uncle?
12:17Oh, colleague
12:18The second president of the republic is from what sea?
12:21We won't miss a box like yours
12:23The way you're sharpening it pulls me out of my immersion, and that's bad for work.
12:27No, stay silent.
12:27Because this is work now
12:37Zanger
12:38Zanger
12:40Kaiser
12:42Yes
12:43All your requests are orders, shut up completely, you Zanbaoui
12:47Pasha Pasha
12:47The guest who is present is someone with whom we should sign an agreement that will be of great benefit to the nation, both economically and politically.
12:53So we can say, sir, that people will live in luxury after this, while I'll live in comfort.
12:57Akeeb
12:58Here is the message: May God strengthen you to do good.
13:00Don't let your dad's massage down, we won't stop you
13:02I am at your service
13:03Honestly, you have no idea what we've been through. We've worked so hard to reach this agreement.
13:07By God, my son-in-law is constantly on call, day and night.
13:09Ongoing meetings
13:10zero
13:11They're going to them and coming from them, going back and forth.
13:14Until we reach this great agreement
13:16Which is in the best interest of this great nation
13:19Tell me why
13:22for him
13:22Why are you doing this?
13:23No, there's no talk.
13:24God bless them in Nablus, for when they informed me that this agreement is in the best interest of the nation
13:28Why does magic exist?
13:30We are here to serve this great, hardworking, struggling people.
13:34He who suffered for a long time from poverty, hardship, and cold
13:37And I have the right to reach the Zura
13:39Thanks to this agreement
13:41With this large state package
13:45Tell me why
13:47for him
13:48What's going on?
13:49I know about it
13:50What's in it?
13:51The one who said, "Why does she do things that make a person want to kiss her, Pasha?"
13:57This is a body from someone coming into the kitchen, I don't know her.
14:00How so?
14:01How can he put his hand on things like that on someone's body that make the next mouth uncomfortable?
14:05But it's not harmful at the same time.
14:07How can it not be close to sugarcane juice with vinegar?
14:09And then a car battery shop
14:12He swallowed a rotten drink
14:13What kind of rotten drink is this that I'm going to drink?
14:15Please, Zeinhom, not like that.
14:16Feed
14:17That's not how it is, Zeinhom.
14:18What are we going through?
14:19Oh, you're getting tired.
14:20The tragedy is that ordinary people don't understand how much you suffer during our sadness.
14:23You poor things
14:24God is great, the oppressed
14:25We see you driving Mercedes on your phones, and we say, "Ab Daloula, be fair to us!"
14:29And you are poor people
14:30Look at you, living in palaces, and you say you're sleeping soundly in honey.
14:34And you are poor people
14:35By God, how wonderful they are! We can stay awake all night.
14:38There is no god but God. You have fleas too, you fleas!
14:41What flea? We're awake all night with milking, how can people wake up to a beautiful day?
14:46God is great, people like you deserve Paradise
14:48What is Paradise?
14:49And in the Agroua, how can you definitely calm me down, especially with a special touch?
14:51That's it, she was a mess, she took it from him, my brother.
14:54That's it, Zeinabawi
14:55Especially Pasha
14:56The child is here.
14:57We're going to throw a big party for him on the grounds.
14:59She's still throwing him a party just to humiliate him.
15:01And the agreement was signed, and he didn't go back on his word.
15:03May God protect you
15:04Who knows what's going on? I mean, they've started eating.
15:06naturally
15:06Now eat the shebam, you sweeties!
15:08With the star of the mole, the cat remained
15:10The vinegar star
15:13You'll eat this beauty, my brother
15:23The vinegar star
15:25Is the Pasha working as a belly dancer in the afternoon?
15:28The vinegar star
15:29He doesn't recognize us, everyone eats it, Captain Zbala
15:32What kind of garbage is this?
15:34Your pampering isn't garbage, it's sorted garbage, what's wrong with that?
15:36Did anyone from my area get anything?
15:37Oh Tamam
15:38Shut up, Uncle Sazen Bawi
15:39Khales Abasha
15:41This party, Zainab
15:41Ayyu Pasha
15:42Does it attract many great figures?
15:43normal
15:44Presidents of Republics
15:45But why?
15:46yellow
15:47Safrajia
15:47What kind of jaundice?
15:49Ah, yellow
15:50Zero, how?
15:51Give them a sigh
15:51What's causing the outburst?
15:53They won't eat the cooked food.
15:54What kind of cooking?
15:55Zero is something else entirely.
15:56I knew, I knew, I knew
15:57It means every country is far away
15:59Her broker
16:00What's the broker?
16:02This party will have some truly great people in it.
16:04What did the postmaster keep doing?
16:06Are the postmasters great people?
16:07This party will be attended by the greatest figures in the world.
16:10The need for Abbas, his friend from Koft, will remain.
16:13Who is this Abbas?
16:15Their husband is Mahmoud Al-Dayel
16:16Who is Mahmoud Al-Dayel?
16:17Who is Mahmoud Al-Dayel?
16:17And this is Roly, he'll bring their son with them, Ali Habalo
16:19who?
16:19Ali Habalo
16:20This is my beloved Ali Habalo
16:21You're too much, but if you saw him your heart would open up like that
16:24Why is that?
16:24on me?
16:25Yes
16:25any?
16:27any?
16:28What's wrong with Ali Habalo?
16:29Legendary characters
16:30Whose legend is it?
16:32A party at the Presidential Palace in honor of the President of the Republic
16:35She tells me to bring it, Ali Habalo
16:36What is this?
16:38Ali Habalo
16:39He'll go to hell
16:40Ali Habalo
16:40Who is this fool, if you allow it?
16:42These are legendary figures at level four.
16:44No, no, no, no
16:44I'm telling you, this party will be attended by the greatest people in the world.
16:48Who else but Ali?
16:48What's with all this nonsense?
16:50Ali Habalo will go to his Habalo
16:51And what's it to me?
16:53This party has many great personalities.
16:55And you, as President of the Republic, will be welcoming all these great people.
16:58But that's what scares me.
16:59Promise Khafa Pasha
17:00The guy in front of you is a terrible actor, but luck is what started us, I swear.
17:03But I also won't be attending the party from the beginning.
17:05You'll go get Ali
17:06What am I going to get, you?
17:08And the high one will go in you
17:09And what's it to me?
17:10These are laboratory characters; they are used in laboratories.
17:14This is essentially proven by the fact that a human being's reed is like a tap's skin.
17:17What is this?
17:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
17:19I won't attend the party from the beginning because I'll be in the hospitality department.
17:22Ali, I'm waiting for you there to answer.
17:24Oh Lord, Ali and two Ali
17:26They are the high ones, they will go in you
17:27And I no no no
17:28Ali Habala
17:29I have nothing to do with this, even if I hear about it.
17:30This is the world champion in the game of nose
17:33any?
17:33He puts in seven noses and brings his brain from the inside
17:36What is this?
17:37But they hit the Russian crater
17:38How?
17:39Put seven noses and before washing from above the stomach
17:41Oh Shader, no, no, no
17:42I will be at the guest palace to accompany the guest.
17:46Who should I accompany?
17:47guest
17:50And to prevent any mistakes, I'm Hasim Zenbaw with you.
17:52I won't tell you, Asim, as long as Sonia is with you at the party, it's better.
17:55Yes, of course, it's better.
17:56Hello Madam Subit
17:57Welcome
17:57Hello, excuse me.
17:58What exactly do you want the shawl for here?
18:01I?
18:01Yes
18:01I am responsible for the human camels and the special reproductive system for His Excellency the Leader.
18:08The same thing, in your heart, is a blessing.
18:10God is great, and you're all good people, but the Pasha who's with Assem, you two, it's like he was born with a generous son.
18:16any
18:16Yes, not for you, not a son of Samah.
18:18He is my son, thirty-five years old.
18:21You don't get handcuffed, you who are handcuffed
18:23The Pasha's clock, completely silent
18:24Okay, Zeal Home
18:25Go take a shower
18:27When you go out, you'll find that Madam Sonia has prepared a video for you. I want you to get acquainted with the style of His Excellency the President.
18:32Okay, but we don't want to prolong the video session, it's time to go.
18:35Why?
18:35Because I want my full massage
18:37Oh you want
18:38Oh you want
18:38Oh you want
18:38Oh you want
18:38Oh you want
18:40Oh you want
18:42I don't have to have anyone talk to me about my back
18:44God, God
18:45This man came here to be taught a lesson
18:47I'm not dreaming, this man is a slave to Madam Sonia.
18:50What a beautiful shot from the sky!
18:53The moment I entered, I was shocked by the uncanny resemblance between him and the deceased.
18:56He is a worker who shouts and waits
18:58I can't believe Latsi anymore.
18:59Oh Madam Sonia
19:00I clean the person, not his sister, ever.
19:02The nervousness remained
19:02You want
19:03I still want
19:05I want
19:05Inside the bathroom, there's a box, and it's raw like that.
19:08It has a metal part that does that.
19:09I put my head in it, but it doesn't want to go into the goat's head.
19:12He has to tell the sack that the sitting here will be a long time.
19:15What is this?
19:17What is this?
19:19You put your mind to it
19:22He said, "When there is water in it..."
19:23O Jazeeh
19:24And you, anything that has water in it, you put your brain into it.
19:27There was an iron ball in it, the iron ball pulled and hit my head
19:30No, not put it in water.
19:30Why are you putting the ball down and putting your brain down? Why this selfishness, Bag?
19:33Why me?
19:34You don't know either
19:38Alsha Pasha, excuse me, the shower is twisted like that, he opens it and puts some in the face
19:43The middle of this egg, that's not the shower, it's a one-way shower, the shower is
19:49Up at my gran, I have two grans. How can I pay zakat? All of this. I’m looking forward to it. Stay
19:54I have something I want to know from him: is this towel made of coarse fabric? Oh, happiness!
19:59This towel, my brother, is meant to be stepped on on the ground, I want it to be trampled on.
20:03I have a pasha. I swear to God, your life is a mess. This man is a fool.
20:26This toothbrush won't make a square, don't worry. This one belongs to the Zimbabwean. I'm the boss!
20:31No, no. You're a complete amateur anyway. What are we going to do? This paper isn't lined.
20:38And honestly, I don't know how to write on unlined paper. This paper
20:42Not so you can write on it. What's the point? It's so you can erase what you're doing.
20:48I wrote it. Hey, I'm here for you, focus on it. The new phone. What?
21:08Hey, bring it on, and he tells you to bring it on. He stands there saying, "What? What? What? Bring it on."
21:29It's gone now.
21:31So, who did you get rid of the body of the late leader?
21:34May God make it easy, I don't want to bring that storyteller into it
21:36Because I'm at the waterwheel, I'm a grandmother, you're walking, I'm making
21:39Okay, speak quickly before he comes and takes the bread and I'm done.
21:42Oh, Fanam, I'm so fed up with this guy, I'll throw him back in the desert.
21:45As if the soul had returned to him
21:47I didn't want to spit
21:48I found a
21:49Where did the lightning bolt go?
21:51And his hand
21:52It's like you want to appear on the face of someone who will be with you before
21:55So now I can say congratulations
21:57Our plan went exactly as we wanted.
22:00And in the uncertain future
22:02Wisdom will remain in our hands.
22:03Only us
22:06intelligence
22:07Intelligence, then
22:20Intelligence, and our sister
22:22I
22:22As an honor
22:24Insulted
22:24intelligence
22:26intelligence
22:27intelligence
22:28Who warned
22:28Insulted
22:29My rain
22:30intelligence
22:31Su a дум وصل
22:31He missed it
22:32Intelligenceします
22:37intelligence
22:39intelligence
22:40What is this nonsense you're spreading? This is a disaster, Your Excellency the President.
22:49This is amazing. This is the kind of stuff your fancy loves. This is Vice Icon.
22:55Oh, that's cool. What is this? It's a Jordanian brain.
23:02What's wrong with you, Janbeem? What's wrong with you? I'll be so sweet and red. Well, what luck!
23:09Hey, Fandem. You look like Fandem, the ambassador of the country, what country is it?
23:14A modern state, sir. A modern state, sir. A modern state, the ambassador is here.
23:18One hundred years. That's not a requirement, sir. I'm patient, Mahmoud the president.
23:23Fesikha Mahamid Ra'is
23:34Fesikha Dawla Mahamid Ra'is
23:45Fesikha Shaab Mahamid Ra'is
23:54The people's cry for help remains unfulfilled, one by one.
24:00So, Adi is killing the chief.
24:02I went to the other side and took one glass.
24:05So, Adi is killing the chief.
24:06No one ever does that.
24:20I saw the boys at the birthplace of Columbus
24:22The glass didn't let her take a sip.
24:24This lady will be addressed diplomatically.
24:27Sheikh Al-Min, you're a troublemaker, man!
24:29The head of the presidential entourage, who had moved from the guest palace towards us, betrayed you.
24:33who?
24:34The motorcade of the visiting president moved from the guest palace towards us, so we betrayed you.
24:38Where's the sofa?
24:43What kind of sofa betrayed the president?
24:44You're a scoundrel and a loser, and from my position I can give you a beating.
24:47And of course you can't tell me anything other than Saint Hugh
24:49What is the main format?
24:51And I'm the only one who can say whether the forces advance or not, my friend.
24:54Honestly, I don't want to see you here anymore.
24:56Because we stand together like brothers stand together.
24:59Friend with friend
25:00And a noble citizen with a citizen who
25:02Hello, Fami?
25:03Hello, Fami?
25:04Hello, Fami?
25:05Hello, Fami?
25:06Come on, get out of here, welcome
25:07Welcome
25:09Welcome
25:11I'm not speaking Arabic, hello.
25:16Simo De
25:17Simo
25:18Let's keep quiet, that's enough for me.
25:19I'm frying in the chair
25:21And we will return to Him
25:22Why
25:23There was absolutely no need for this restriction, Mr. President.
25:27My phone is an hour long, from Kifan, from Nasr Diyala.
25:28He got angry on the phone
25:29Please don't move from here
25:34I'm awake, I'm awake
25:35Their treacherous attempt to exert pressure
25:38They were touched by the arrow of justice and democracy
25:42color is wasted
25:44Wait
25:45Color wastes ten of your abayas
25:47No, Zahim mieli Zahim
25:50No Zahim
25:50No, it's not true.
25:51No death, I'm waiting
25:53We are empty, I am Zahim
26:09There is no leader but the leader
26:10We die, we die, one leader
26:12We die, we die, one leader
26:14What's wrong with us? I just started peeping.
26:15We have no one to blame but a leader.
26:17There is no leader but the leader
26:19I'm squeezing potatoes.
26:22I'm fine going to Amash
26:23What you're saying is wrong.
26:24Age is not a time for condolences, my brothers.
26:26We've got your life in good hands.
26:27The first ones are now securing your life well
26:29What happened here?
26:30Just a failed attempt
26:31Any official could be exposed to it
26:33Well, I didn't let anyone fail you
26:35He was coming and dying instead of me
26:36I can't see what this horror trip is all about.
26:38Be a man then
26:39You should shut up completely.
26:40Because you're the first one I've ever met
26:42The gray hair I saw in you and your display
26:44He says you should be a terzer
26:45And you're being stubborn.
26:46Shita
26:47Ayou Al-Shaita
26:48Ayou Al-Shaita
26:49Leave me alone
26:50Neither the MP nor the deputy MP
26:52Neither the police nor the army
26:54Nor the people
26:55Where are your pants?
26:56Yes
26:57Where are your pants?
26:58We're drying up, Pasha
26:59Yes
27:00Benashvo
27:01Benashfo Pantaloul
27:02And this happened a little
27:04Benashfo Pantaloul
27:05Benashfo Pantaloul
27:07generally
27:08You are now in the safe service
27:10Because you are in your captivity and among your men
27:12No Pasha, no Egyptian, and I am one of my men.
27:13I'm the man you told me
27:14Come and do a service for your country
27:15I relied on Ali
27:16Now everyone is on their own.
27:18And besides, you won't be defeated without me.
27:20Didn't I tell you that a young man can create forty?
27:21You'll definitely find nine thirty like
27:23Work the leader and the leader's father
27:25And the whole Eid
27:26I'm not a coward, honestly.
27:28You want someone strong, with a solid, sturdy build.
27:31I'm not trying to explain the state of panic you're in.
27:33And you saw for yourself
27:34What did the security around us look like?
27:36What kind of guarding?
27:37The first people who ran were the guards.
27:38The problem is they took too long because the one who fired the cannon counted like that
27:41The one who didn't hit anyone, they produced one.
27:42The goods that were returned were not ammunition.
27:44What kind of hashish was that, brother? It was mixed with rice!
27:47The man was high, he was wearing a mask.
27:50No, the president was targeted by a hostile force.
27:53Our fear is all due to the followers among the people.
27:54He's being targeted, and I don't care.
27:57People hate him, what's it to me?
28:00If people don't want it, what's it to me?
28:03It's supposed to be you.
28:04It's ten days, specifically, I have to go.
28:06One, no, we're not playing
28:07What did you meet? Urgent? What's the matter? No one knows what it is, and there's no end to it.
28:11The agreement is that I know the presidency and that's it.
28:13Honestly, nobody brought a weapon to shoot.
28:14And you understand that the presidential food, drink, and massage are all included.
28:17Hey, what's up? Is it a drink, a massage, or what?
28:19Until I paid the two days with my awareness
28:21Those I sat with are yours to keep, I don't want you
28:23Enough, Madam, you're so low.
28:25The day you don't bring up a need
28:26Not two days, not two hours, my brain grew
28:28And I'm not walking, I'm walking
28:29So you're afraid for your life?
28:31I have nothing else to worry about, sir.
28:35This is a very important thing.
28:36My pants are yours to keep, but I don't want them.
28:39No, bye
28:39If you insist on me leaving here, I will apply the law of the soldier who flees the battlefield.
28:44What battle?
28:45Have we entered a battle at all?
28:46I'm a man who resigns, and Bill sold out, and the honorable one
28:48I swear by God
28:49I accuse you of betrayal. I'm in crisis.
28:51I am a traitor in crisis
28:52yeah
28:52I accuse you of being an agent of a foreign country.
28:54I filled out a form for a foreign country
28:56Agent of a foreign state
28:58And the brothers of the homeland are urgently needed.
29:00Andran stood for the homeland
29:02To destroy the security of the homeland
29:04I am honorable in pride and dignity
29:07Freedom and democracy
29:09How did you come up with this?
29:11This is a crew that is said to be called a crew.
29:14And Nazem is said like this
29:15Okay, fix your wig, Madam Syria
29:20I know
29:20Your pool is crooked
29:24Your pool is crooked
29:25yeah
29:26I was told, "Blessings, you who are lost and confused."
29:31I was told, "Blessings upon the rooftops!"
29:35Didn't you want to be like Abraham?
29:38I was told, "Blessing, O Conparsi!"
29:41Three million, Conparsi
29:42Silent film
29:45What's the genetic thing?
29:46gene
29:47Up, my love
29:48Put me in my place
29:49Up, oh club
29:49Does that mean a mini Hajj?
29:51Ayo Akuz, you are a murderer if you are the current president of the republic.
29:53You're even the extra, our Abdork and Burja
29:56You're a good girl, and God will reward you with someone like you who put a heated skewer in your ear.
30:00It comes out of your other ear, twists around, and sticks in your eye, making your family jealous.
30:04He braids it in your nose, and then he pricks your eye.
30:07It comes out of your nose twisted, meaning it's like you're standing at a butcher's door and going
30:11In Majid, like everyone else, he is ignorant, stupid, and a repeater. He is not a steel cutter, innocent from the front.
30:15For God's sake, for God's sake, ruin our place, my brother, and four times here and four times here.
30:20Each one has four pipes hanging from his legs, and then there's an earthquake, a volcano, and black winds.
30:26The world is on fire, everyone is suffering in Aden.
30:29Yiftali has been buried underground for sixty days, and they're still saying she's awake.
30:33Dad, you're always coming, what are you saying?
30:36What are you saying?
30:37He goes back and forth on a luxury tourist bus, I know him.
30:40For your pleasure
30:43Okay, Snow, shut me up.
30:45This isn't the audience Fakher is referring to.
30:49Whose money are these?
30:50These countries are here for something completely different, security.
30:52What else?
30:52These countries are coming for the Imam
30:54The actor was executed.
30:57And since today is not the revolution at all, why are we trying to deceive people?
31:00I found the time and my watch
31:01I'm working all night
31:03It was on all night until I was out of breath.
31:06This is in order to strengthen our revolution with the peoples of the world.
31:08Your Excellency is more than capable of handling these responsibilities.
31:11These are responsibilities that require a discerning mind, and your honor is in my hands.
31:13And of course you know that your honor to me is worth three million.
31:16If I had known that supporting the revolution was so difficult and involved so many problems
31:19I hadn't taken the picture in the first place.
31:21This is the fate of great leaders.
31:23And don't forget me, I've made you feel like a burden, my friend.
31:25Who else but you?
31:26The people were unfamiliar with freedom and democracy.
31:29Honor and dignity
31:31This is national responsibility.
31:33What we learned from your religion, Your Excellency
31:35Yes, but I can't sleep because of the burdens of responsibility.
31:38I spent the whole night in discussions
31:39In order to strengthen its image with the peoples of Europe and Africa
31:43Of course, I heard that they changed the names of the world as they pleased.
31:46You have a first world and a third world.
31:48And the things they call them, here
31:50Tassin Baik
31:51The entire name is the same; no leader has been able to break free from this humiliating situation.
31:54They are all providers, and they have differed on this trivial matter.
31:57I am just one, and with God's help
31:59I went around yesterday and realized that there is no such thing as a first or third world.
32:02They are all united on one bed
32:05On a single political approach
32:08On a single political approach
32:14Wow, Fand!
32:16Critic and stagnant in thought and political planning
32:18I agree with you that he thought he was a frowning dancer.
32:20The matter wasn't as easy as you imagine.
32:22The negotiations took up a tremendous amount of my energy.
32:24My height is the one who goes back and forth from Europe
32:26Afriki and Amun Afrik Al-Urouba
32:28I also did not cut the same thing
32:29You don't know, my brother, that the countries that are in the N&B are something strange.
32:31Every вообще بزرجنا بالتاني
32:36Ya'drajat Yavandel
32:37The talks were difficult
32:38Believe me, drawing a little bit of the Syrian senses inside one
32:42The talks did not achieve any success.
32:44Especially with the European front
32:46It was a degree, oh brain, from the pictures, man
32:48You know Europe is experiencing a rising movement
32:49This is important, Abel, may God grant you success in the end.
32:51The talks went well.
32:53When you knew, when I set my mind to something, I had to finish it, just like a child.
32:56No, it's also a matter that represents the craft of the nation and its citizens.
33:00The most important thing is that your Excellency enjoyed the discussions.
33:02Listen, Rasm, I'm thinking of having additional discussions this afternoon.
33:06That's it
33:06Yes
33:07They call them preliminary talks aimed at strengthening human relations between the ruler and the loyal and beautiful women of the nation.
33:15But this is a blessing for your health and dignity.
33:18They also feel, oh Rasm, that we have made two efforts that have been confirmed abroad and the people have forgotten.
33:21also
33:22Yes
33:22It needs a little bit like this and a little bit like that
33:24And Dick saw what happened to President Bush
33:26He focused on foreign policy and neglected domestic affairs, so he lost his way.
33:29Yes
33:30They have a little bit of internal policy.
33:33That's the policy.
33:34Madonism
33:36Sir, what happened to President Bush
33:39The reason is that their election system in America is completely wrong.
33:43Yes, by God, Rasm, you're right. I wish he had consulted me; I would have sent him some of my experts who guided him in ruling and abolished you.
33:49He didn't withdraw from the world altogether.
33:50Okay
33:51Yes, by God
33:55Yes, by God
33:56Who are these people?
34:00Your Excellency, Ministers' State
34:01Ministers? Do we even have ministers?
34:03Yes, sir?
34:04The ministers are following your Excellency's request to meet with them to present the agreement and discuss their ministries' problems.
34:09Problems? I don't have problems, I'm just a fan? I'm not living because of them, because I don't like your nonsense, you know?
34:15Warqa'a's request is from your people who love you and want your kindness back.
34:20This is our minister
34:21yeah
34:22yeah
34:23Look, isn't that the guy who shaves until morning?
34:24yeah
34:26yeah
34:26He's with us in the party
34:27With us in yes
34:28Kab Kab
34:29Yes
34:29What kind of minister are you?
34:30Your Excellency, Minister of Supply
34:31What kind of supplies are these?
34:33Oh, oh, the minister of eggplant and cucumbers and...
34:36Yes
34:36So, what problems do you have?
34:38Balaan, your Excellency, from Nasser, I came to the food supply branch
34:41That the country's office didn't get anything, and it was only two people.
34:43The missing
34:44Please remove this wall quickly.
34:46What are you doing here?
34:48You guys are in this
34:49You should have thought of a practical solution instead of sitting around whining like a woman.
34:52I wouldn't have found a problem with it in the first place.
34:54My condition is like medicine
34:55The awareness campaign is extensive across all media outlets.
34:57Its purpose is to inform the public about the harmful effects of eating
35:00You're saying that tea, sugar, chicken, meat, and all those things...
35:03Bestembo male impotence
35:05I'll tell everyone who tells you to eat.
35:07Keep your Lord in front of the companion
35:10Medicine and women, Mr. Fendi
35:12I'll stay all the way, and I'll never know, Rose.
35:14How wonderful, Your Excellency
35:17What a brilliant economic theory, Mr. President!
35:20This needs to be implemented worldwide.
35:22Is anyone speaking here?
35:25Da
35:26That's the one talking
35:27Which one?
35:28Isn't it true that two sheep were cloned from one sheep?
35:32Where is the second one, Raad?
35:34They don't want to clone donkeys
35:36That's still
35:37A promise of 100% on every bottle of soda
35:40Wait for me outside so you can be tried and judged fairly, and you are nothing.
35:43Counting the khazoot
35:44He attended it
35:45Yes, Habib, what minister are you?
35:48Minister of Transport and Communications
35:49Oh, I know that's Kwi
35:50Isn't that what used to blind Rajih back in the day?
35:52With us in Al-Hazar
35:54bung
35:54Oh, the problems you have
35:56Funds allocated for the renewal of the transportation network
35:59Not enough
36:00Your Excellency knows that transportation is a very important thing that has affected the people.
36:03I am a people
36:04Your magnificent people
36:05He said, "You own what you own, and what do the people own?"
36:07Don't you have a car to take you around?
36:09Yes, your elegance
36:10And your wife, who was a belly dancer in the people's house
36:12She doesn't have a car to take her around and bring her back.
36:14Yes, your elegance
36:14Are you okay?
36:15Believe me, no one has brought more trouble to the people than you and your ilk of jokers, you idiots.
36:19All day long you sit on your books, you're just making a fool of yourselves, you animals!
36:23A simple solution
36:25Some people, if you walk for an hour or two, their work will start.
36:28Walking is known to be a sport
36:30They'll scare them, they'll put them to work, they have an activity.
36:31They will work
36:32They are cool and have a walk for an hour or two
36:35They will go home, exhausted.
36:37They'll sleep after they've had their fun with their wives, and they'll leave us with children, and you'll be the judge.
36:41I see that the news section has fifteen news items.
36:44We only have sixteen news items.
36:46We supply them
36:47And in the fiftieth revolutionary anthem
36:48I don't want to be personally attracted to him, God forbid.
36:50I want to, I was drawn to the march and the struggle
36:53and the broad masses
36:54Do you have a pen and paper?
36:56With me, Your Majesty
36:56He went back and took a pen
36:57You know, I know the word "rasm" (رسم) and it's a literary term from a bygone era.
37:00I was reciting poetry and things like that
37:01This is a well-known fact
37:02Download this song so you can play it on your TV.
37:10Hashtagna and Bashtakna, Mr. President
37:14You're the president, and by God, that's great.
37:17He spoils us, he licks our boots
37:20Tell your enemy to go to hell.
37:23Hashtagna and Bashtakna, Mr. President
37:28God
37:31This is being composed today and broadcast today.
37:34You are the Minister of Information, listen
37:36A statement was issued condemning the agreement reached between the Palestinians and the Israelis.
37:40Gaza and Rihou Agreement
37:55Gaza and Rihou Agreement
37:58Go in and relax
38:11Go in and relax
38:13His name is Gaza and his smell
38:15Whose scent?
38:16What doesn't he talk about?
38:17They made a mistake in this matter, but I did not. I condemn, I condemn this agreement.
38:20We issued a statement of support for the Mubahil.
38:22Yes, a statement was issued confirming the support.
38:23one another
38:24The musician condemned
38:25I know if you don't condemn it
38:27I'll humiliate you in the street
38:30Oh, the hardship of the pigeons
38:31mayor of the bathhouse
38:32The ones who are loading
38:51Intelligence, you can handle my difficulties
39:04I will answer him, God willing.
39:04This year, I am determined to alleviate the suffering of the people.
39:07I don't want anyone to go and vote at all.
39:09I want to keep her comfortable inside.
39:11We are volunteers, we will protect their voices inside Sindi
39:15The result is 100% Sindhi
39:17But sometimes, Fendi, we don't want to be a little careful.
39:19Preventing any objections from the opposition
39:21And we are not lacking in opposition.
39:22What else came out of the villa?
39:23The one who has no brains doesn't want a brain
39:25It's just, Fendi, the issue of the voices of the deceased.
39:27Which we put in the box
39:29Among the voices supporting your Excellency
39:31There are some objections to it.
39:33You idiot, you're drawing the voices of the dead!
39:36This is the pinnacle of the theory of mass loyalty.
39:38A. Fendi's Theory
39:39Public loyalty
39:40Because I'm not sure how loyal we are to our dead.
39:42Those who consider them to be living among us
39:44Ah, without their hair
39:46Their feelings and their voices
39:48Even they are far away
39:50About us in the world
39:52Our dead, our dead
39:56Our dead are in their graves
39:58And their voices fly, guarded by angels, like the voice of the Synagogue.
40:02The angels sing, and the dead sing.
40:05Hashtagna and Bashtakna, President
40:08Our dead are in awe
40:10You too, when you get shot
40:12You will see your voices, the oil will fly away, guarded by angels.
40:15What a shame that we deny our dead
40:18We urge the people to recognize loyalty.
40:20Great thinking, Abqamatak
40:21Sound thinking
40:23Ah, that's his fault.
40:24Brilliant thinking
40:26Difficult thinking
40:28Think like me
40:30I need to think
40:32In the sticks
40:33In the sticks
40:36About Abuko
40:38per
40:40Shall Al-Zia'a
40:42Flasi for thought
40:44Because it is necessary for thought
40:45What did he say?
40:46I want your thoughts
40:46You are here to implement an idea
40:51That's normal, hotel.
40:53Your Excellency, the inspiring leader
40:54We all learn from your ideas
40:56This isn't dictatorship on my part.
40:58If God wills, they'll just arrange these ideas.
40:59And their ideas are like a burning ember.
41:01If they were to flood the country with a midwife
41:02That's what ministers look like.
41:03No, not at all.
41:04Why did the Interior Ministry guy take a step forward?
41:06Sub E Dak Khalis
41:07She needed something from the ground
41:11Dick's likely
41:12Say after me
41:14Easy Bessa
41:15Is there a world of Alisa?
41:19They said no, sir
41:20Easy Bessa
41:21Easy, Bissa, is it true that Alisa is on the world
41:24Easy Bessa
41:25Easy, Bissa, is it true that Alisa is on the world
41:29Da minister
41:30I don't know if the soldiers of the Baalis are willing to fight us.
41:33As I was
41:34Come here
41:35This is a minister
41:36No, Fendi
41:36Semi-animalistic for the region
41:38As I was
41:39He likened them all to bellies
41:40The bellies are full of thorns
41:41The sea bream melts in the heat
41:42He's going up in my head
41:43Brain damage
41:44He carries a deep stupidity
41:46This is a well-known theory about water.
41:47Eddie's theory
41:48Brains in nations
41:50In the poet's opinion
41:51Perhaps what was absorbed into her brains was the following
41:54So, in its basic form,
41:56God, God, God
41:57stack it
41:58No, Fendi
42:02One chance, and who gets two?
42:03Then I will count them one by one.
42:05What increased your gram
42:06May God protect him.
42:07Until he loses weight
42:08Just fifty kilos
42:09I'm completely out of it.
42:09Heba Fish, time of the sessanaqat
42:11Sometimes I consider you to be among the effects of the testimonies
42:12God is the successor
42:13I wanted to sing
42:15It hurts
42:19I have a topic
42:20On a very important scale
42:23And I am confident
42:25It will have economic aspects
42:27Agricultural and industrial
42:28And God willing, he will leave the country
42:30My deadline
42:31And I found democratic integrity
42:33It is necessary
42:34But I am presenting the matter to you
42:35Because I got used to it
42:37I never hold my own opinion
42:38Of course, I've made the decision and that's it.
42:40We don't want to enlighten you, Bhain
42:42In a large country
42:43Offering to us
42:44We want to rent out our property.
42:45As you say
42:46piece of land
42:47They do it
42:47Frankish soil
42:49Governor of Al-Khawdah
42:50For the day of the ruler