00:01Oh, der Penis attaches.
00:03Don't mess with that.
00:04Oh, I shook the tail.
00:07Hello.
00:09This is based on me anatomically.
00:12Oh.
00:16Every year you come to me with some insane idea.
00:20That's not true.
00:21What is this year's big idea?
00:23It's more rewarding than anything we've ever done.
00:26Let's have kids.
00:27What do you think our husbands are going to say?
00:29Since when did I get a vote?
00:31I'm exhausted.
00:32Do you want to have sex?
00:33Second win.
00:34Arms up.
00:35Don't undruck me like a child.
00:37Okay, but what do you need?
00:38Can you please take out your retainer?
00:43Happy?
00:44I don't know how to answer that.
00:47We're not just friends because we were born on the same day.
00:50It is because we've spent our lives together.
00:54We have done literally everything together.
00:57If I don't get pregnant, our friendship will be over.
01:01Kids are a nightmare.
01:03They fight all the time.
01:04They're ungrateful.
01:05They're expensive.
01:06We can hear you, Dad.
01:08Why don't you go watch Bluey?
01:10You make me want to Bluey my brains out.
01:15You absolutely have to be there when I tell my mom.
01:19What's wrong?
01:20Nothing's wrong.
01:21What, are you crazy?
01:22Excuse me?
01:23I didn't mean crazy.
01:25Why would I say crazy?
01:26I'd be crazy to call you crazy.
01:27Everybody knows you never call a woman crazy.
01:28I also know you never tell a woman to relax.
01:39You're friends with people who have kids at the same time as you for the rest of your life.
01:44There's a planet for people with kids and a planet for people without kids.
01:47We're on different planets now?
01:52I just love you.
01:53I desperately want you to be all in in raising this kid with me.
01:58When have I ever been half-man?
02:02Never.
02:02And do you really think I'm going to start with the most important event of our lives?
02:06Look out!
02:09Does it make you uncomfortable that our doctor is so handsome?
02:12Feel free to call me Ian.
02:14Okay, Ian.
02:15I always say laughter is the best kind of medicine.
02:17Other than, uh, penicillin.
02:21Should we take a look at your cervix?
02:23Oh my god, stop.
02:28Oh my god, stop.
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