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00:06:34Call Scarlett Jones.
00:06:43Hey, are you almost here?
00:06:47The woman came back again and I just feel weird. She said something kind of strange.
00:06:55Okay, just hurry up.
00:06:57Okay, okay.
00:07:54Okay, let's go.
00:08:04I've never left these open.
00:08:06Okay, let's go.
00:08:52Leave right now or I'm calling the police.
00:08:55Please, you need your help.
00:08:57Get away from my door.
00:08:59You can't leave us out here. Can't you see he needs help?
00:09:04Please.
00:09:08Open the door.
00:09:09I'm here to commit.
00:09:10I'm here to be.
00:09:17I'm here to be.
00:09:34Oh, my God.
00:10:11I don't know.
00:10:39I don't know.
00:11:08I don't know.
00:11:56I don't know.
00:12:03I don't know.
00:12:08Could you take your pill this morning?
00:12:23It's rosemary.
00:12:31I'm going to have to stay the night again
00:12:33Again?
00:12:36Uh-huh
00:12:39Deadline's tomorrow
00:12:42It's the biggest project of the quarter
00:12:45Boss is asking the whole team to burn the midnight oil
00:13:13I told you not to take too many of those fucking pills
00:13:19I'm going to be late now
00:13:21Make sure you clean all this up
00:13:44Doorbell rings
00:13:46Doorbell rings
00:13:50Doorbell rings
00:13:55Who's there? Is anybody there?
00:14:06Hello? Is anybody there?
00:14:31I don't know.
00:14:34I don't know.
00:14:48I don't know.
00:14:51I don't know.
00:14:52I don't know.
00:14:54I don't know.
00:14:56I don't know.
00:14:57I don't know.
00:14:59I don't know.
00:15:00I don't know.
00:15:01I don't know.
00:15:02I don't know.
00:15:03I don't know.
00:15:04I don't know.
00:15:06I don't know.
00:15:07I don't know.
00:15:07I don't know.
00:15:08I don't know.
00:15:09I don't know.
00:15:59I don't know.
00:16:31I don't know.
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00:17:14I don't know.
00:17:50I don't know.
00:18:29I don't know.
00:18:33I don't know.
00:18:34No.
00:18:35No.
00:18:36Let me out.
00:18:37Let me out!
00:18:40Let me out!
00:18:41Let me out!
00:18:44Let me out!
00:18:45No, no, no, no, no!
00:19:16Please leave, John.
00:19:35John, leave! No!
00:19:36No!
00:20:06Huh?
00:20:27Wait, John!
00:20:31No!
00:20:32Get out!
00:20:40Get out!
00:20:42Go!
00:20:43Go!
00:20:44Go!
00:20:47Go!
00:20:56Go!
00:20:59Go!
00:21:00Go!
00:21:01Go!
00:21:01Go!
00:21:02Go!
00:21:12Go!
00:21:14Go!
00:21:15Go!
00:21:15Go!
00:21:26No!
00:21:27Go!
00:21:41Go!
00:21:43Go!
00:21:45Go!
00:21:47Go!
00:21:49Go!
00:21:51Go!
00:21:51Go!
00:21:57Go!
00:22:06Go!
00:22:15Go!
00:22:18Go!
00:22:21Oh, my God.
00:22:48Oh, my God.
00:23:46Oh, my God.
00:23:55Oh, look.
00:23:59It's a hackstone.
00:24:01Someone's a fiddle missing.
00:24:02You're supposed to bring a buck.
00:24:05You could use some good luck.
00:24:07If you look through it, you're supposed to see other worlds.
00:24:11Oh, yeah?
00:24:11You want to try it out?
00:24:36You want to try it out?
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:24:49Oh, my God.
00:25:02Oh, my God.
00:32:11I couldn't see it, though.
00:32:13I could just...
00:32:13I could just...
00:32:15Feel it.
00:32:26It's a disturbing dream, sweetheart.
00:32:36It was just a dream.
00:33:12It's here.
00:33:14Who knows we're...
00:33:15Who knows we see it.
00:33:45What are you doing?
00:33:46What are you doing?
00:34:02What are you doing?
00:34:07What are you doing?
00:34:22What are you doing?
00:34:37What?
00:34:38What are you doing?
00:34:38What?
00:34:38What?
00:34:39What are you doing?
00:34:40Just look at him!
00:35:00What happened to it, Mason?
00:35:03Mason, what did you do with it?
00:35:10What did you do with that?
00:35:12What?
00:35:28How many times have you seen it?
00:35:28When did it happen?
00:35:29Where did it happen?
00:35:29I bet you're back.
00:35:29How many times did you get out of here?
00:35:35Who did you think?
00:38:26Mason.
00:38:29Mason.
00:38:31Mason.
00:38:33Mason.
00:38:36Mason.
00:38:36Mason.
00:38:39Wake up.
00:38:45It's not following me anymore.
00:38:47It's not following me anymore.
00:38:58I'm not following you.
00:39:00I don't know.
00:39:01I don't see.
00:39:02I know.
00:39:05I don't know.
00:39:05I love you.
00:39:06I know.
00:39:08I love you.
00:39:11I love you.
00:39:33The other morning when we were at the motel they said that it's not following you anymore.
00:39:39The other day warms up, the lizards move away from their cracks and head down to the door.
00:39:44Never mind, just forget I said anything.
00:39:50The seeing hole. The seeing hole from the stone. That's what was following me. And I never said it was
00:40:01gone.
00:40:02Are you saying the stone is still here? I threw it out, Pamela. I threw it away.
00:40:07No. It's right here.
00:40:40I threw it away.
00:40:42I threw it away.
00:40:46I threw it away.
00:40:47I threw it away.
00:41:14I threw it away.
00:41:35There seems to be nothing wrong with her physically, Mason. But we'd like to keep it for a day or
00:41:39two for psych observation. Is that okay with you?
00:41:42Right.
00:42:07I threw it away.
00:42:12I don't know.
00:42:12I don't know.
00:42:45Sir, can I come in please?
00:42:47What is it you want? We're closed.
00:42:51I need your help.
00:42:53Help? Regarding what?
00:43:10Hey.
00:43:13Hey, where are you going?
00:43:15I need your help.
00:43:43I need your help.
00:43:46And you thought what exactly?
00:43:52I thought you would know something about the book.
00:43:55Maybe it had something to...
00:43:56Yes, it belongs to me.
00:44:00I didn't know she had taken it.
00:44:02It's just a book.
00:44:04Any recipes or spells in it are just for fun.
00:44:10You're a liar.
00:44:15Listen.
00:44:17Some strange things are happening to my girlfriend, Pamela.
00:44:20I need your help.
00:44:22I've never believed in this kind of thing before, but...
00:44:25I think I'm starting to.
00:44:28In between that weird book and that creepy hagstone...
00:44:32She seems to think things are following her.
00:44:35She thinks that...
00:44:36Hagstone?
00:44:38Yes.
00:44:39It's stoned.
00:44:41She's had it for a while now.
00:44:44Then she started sleeping with it.
00:44:47Recently it started to freak me out, but...
00:44:49Now she's going berserk over it.
00:44:52Now she seems to think something's following her.
00:44:55Can you tell me anything?
00:44:58Did you see this something?
00:45:00No.
00:45:03I mean...
00:45:05I don't know.
00:45:07I did feel something.
00:45:11Something cold.
00:45:26You should distance yourself from her.
00:45:30What?
00:45:31You should distance yourself from me.
00:45:34Leave.
00:45:36But...
00:45:37Pamela...
00:45:40Now!
00:45:42What am I...
00:45:43What am I...
00:45:59Her optic nerves are in perfect condition.
00:46:02I'm not going to refer her to the optometrist.
00:46:05But I'm going to give you the number to a psychotherapist.
00:46:08Pamela's issues are rooted somewhere in her mind.
00:46:12Her affliction is real, Mason.
00:46:14Even if it's not apparent to us.
00:46:21Why is she wearing those?
00:46:37I'm not going to say so.
00:46:38I'm not going to feel like she'sLS.
00:46:38You're going to be as an idiot.
00:46:38I'm not going to be as a Luke should know.
00:46:38So, can you have to just get rid of her?
00:46:38I'm going to go in the parking lot here.
00:46:39I'm going to go in the parking lot.
00:46:42I'm going to go in a little, like, and get him out.
00:46:52I'm going to pick your heavy, because it's heavy.
00:47:00There are 850 different cichlids alone, all of which evolved from just one single ancestor
00:47:07isolated here thousands of years ago.
00:47:12There are 850 different cichlids alone, all of which evolved from just one single ancestor
00:47:40and all of which evolved from just one single ancestor.
00:48:24There are 850 different cichlids alone, all of which evolved from just one single ancestor.
00:48:52There are 850 different cichlids alone, all of which evolved from just one single ancestor.
00:48:56There are 850 different cichlids alone, all of which evolved from just one single ancestor.
00:49:33There are 850 different cichlids alone, all of which evolved from just one single ancestor.
00:49:40I can see now, Mason.
00:49:42What?
00:49:50I can see now.
00:50:01I can see everything.
00:50:08I'm scared, Mason.
00:50:12Nothing is solid anymore.
00:50:14Everything is opening up with flowers.
00:50:22Mason, please.
00:50:25Help me.
00:50:41Help me, Mason.
00:50:43I don't know.
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:43I don't know.
00:52:21I don't know.
00:52:46I don't know.
00:53:13I don't know.
00:53:59I don't know.
00:54:05I don't know.
00:54:07I don't know.
00:54:34I don't know.
00:54:43I don't know.
00:54:50I don't know.
00:54:52I don't know.
00:54:52I don't know.
00:54:59I don't know.
00:55:04I don't know.
00:55:05I don't know.
00:55:08I don't know.
00:55:12I don't know.
00:55:21I don't know.
00:55:23I don't know.
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:36return of Cthulhu. Nope. It's just me and my cubicle and another shitty day.
00:56:25It's 6.30 a.m. in our paradise we call East Prairie, and there isn't a lot of surprises
00:56:31this week. We're going to have some highs in the upper 70s, and things are going to pull
00:56:35down in the middle of the lower 60s. I wonder if they'd notice if I didn't show up today.
00:56:40Business is business as usual, I'd like to always say. Everstone Medical has once again
00:56:46surpassed X-Core Tech as the world's most valuable company after the release of their new medication
00:56:51Absorbital that has been proven to eradicate autism within children and adults. Yes, and
00:56:58X-Core's stock has been on the decline. What in the hell is that? Wednesday suggested that
00:57:03its vast growth days, rare for a company of its size, may be coming to an end.
00:57:09Speaking of coming to an end, there has been specul- Wednesday suggested that its vast growth
00:57:14days, rare for a company of its size, may be coming to an end. Speaking of coming to an end,
00:57:20there has been speculation of just that as it pertains to the world. We may have narrowly
00:57:26escaped Armageddon a little over two years ago from the supposed Mayan prediction- I don't
00:57:30remember having a box. God, I'm losing it today.
00:57:35Sources believe- Speculations have gone on to say that a local conglomerate ironically made
00:57:40to save lives may be the cause of said apocalypse. Skepticism has run heavy over this story since
00:57:48its announcement. We actually go live to Morgan Middlebrook, our man on the street, as he gives
00:57:54us a look on how the city has been taking news of possible conglomerate.
00:58:03Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. They're so gonna charge me for this. I know it.
00:58:24See him? Another day of being alive after the apocalypse scare. Yes, yet another prediction
00:58:29has-
00:58:43Steps to building self-motivation. How to motivate yourself.
00:58:47Self-written by Rob Flattery. You have no personality, low self-esteem, and have driven
00:58:53yourself into a safe, routine life. And if you want to excel, you need to remember these
00:58:58three steps. Have a cause, be hungry, and let go of the past.
00:59:04Step one. I can't think of a more powerful source of motivation than a cause that you care
00:59:09about. Such cause can inspire you to give your best, even in the face of adversity. It can
00:59:16make you do the seeming- Watch where you're-
00:59:22Just- Just shut up, Julian. Shut up, and walk away. Oh my god, she's beautiful. Why is she
00:59:32just staring at me?
00:59:41Oh crap, not this guy. Every morning.
00:59:47No, I- I wanna get an email to, uh- Why must you get in the elevator with me?
00:59:53I wonder if he senses the awkwardness of these elevator rides so he fakes phone conversa-
01:00:00Um, yeah, sure, I'll just hit a button that you normally can hit yourself. Sure, no, no, no problem,
01:00:09no, no. Not at all. You're the boss. I'm just another slave to your grindstone. Swear.
01:00:21Cause a Bugs game yesterday.
01:00:25Oh, Dean. Alright, yeah, no, good job. Yeah, a hotball.
01:00:29You're right, I'm so sorry.
01:00:32Check your categories.
01:00:323 years later.
01:00:342 years later.
01:00:382 years later.
01:00:391,000 pounds of the road.
01:00:402,000 pounds of the road to your rent.
01:00:401,000 pounds of the road.
01:00:582,000 pounds of the road.
01:00:583,000 pounds of the road,
01:01:22Everstone Medical Supplies has been serving the great city of East Prairie for almost
01:01:2540 years.
01:01:27Founded in 1975 by my great-grandfather Patrick Romero, he helped make this company what
01:01:32it has been, basing its success on three important weeks, speeding deliveries, building a personal
01:01:38relationship with clients, and keeping the highest recovery rate in the country.
01:01:43Here at EMS, we don't just save lives.
01:02:14What?
01:02:19What is she doing here?
01:02:42What is she doing with that teddy bear?
01:02:47What the hell?
01:02:48Tonight we are live on the streets where you can see people are in celebration of another
01:02:52day of being alive.
01:02:57Yes, it is true, yet another prediction has been debunked.
01:03:11Giving us all another reason to appreciate the lives that we live.
01:03:14Well, let's see if we can't pull some people off the street and get their opinion on here.
01:03:18Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
01:03:19How do you feel about tonight?
01:03:22Asinine.
01:03:22Good night!оль
01:03:52The attack against this country has been detected and the protective action should be taken.
01:03:56Important instructions will follow in 30 seconds.
01:04:07I wonder if they'd notice if I didn't show up.
01:04:12Pete, this is an attack warning.
01:04:15Attack warning means that an actual attack against this country has been detected and the protective action should be taken.
01:04:25fare Abendan approve.
01:04:27This is an attack warning.
01:04:29Repeat, this is an attack warning.
01:04:31Attack warning means that an actual attack against this country has been detected and the protective action should be taken.
01:04:38This is an emergency action notification.
01:04:41Improve
01:04:55Steps to Building Self-Motivation
01:04:57How to Motivate Yourself written by Rob Flattery
01:05:01Step 2
01:05:02Being Hungry
01:05:04Wanting something is not enough
01:05:06You must hunger for it
01:05:09Having mere desire won't take you through the difficult times
01:05:12Since you don't want things badly
01:05:14Good morning, thanks for calling Everstone Medical Tech Support
01:05:33This is Julian speaking
01:05:35Can I have your account number please?
01:05:38Can I have your first and last name please?
01:05:44Do you have a number I can reach you in case we get disconnected?
01:05:49Is there a secondary number I can reach you in case I can't reach you there?
01:05:54How can I help you today?
01:05:58Good morning, thank you for calling Everstone
01:06:00I can't stop thinking about her
01:06:04There's just something about her
01:06:09What is your first and last name please?
01:06:15Do you have a number I can reach you in case we get disconnected?
01:06:20Is there a secondary number I can reach you in case I can't reach you there?
01:06:28Too many calls today
01:06:29I'm fine
01:06:29Okay
01:06:30Ah
01:06:34Pete, this is an attack warning
01:06:36Attack warning means an actual attack against the commander has been detected
01:06:41and the protective actions shall be taken
01:06:43Important instructions will follow in 30 seconds
01:06:46Pete, this is an attack warning
01:06:49Attack warning means an actual attack against this commander
01:06:54The next couple of these plans is concerning the great city of Israel for almost four years.
01:06:59Valorated in 1975 by my great-grandfather, Patrick Romero,
01:07:03he helped make this company what it has been,
01:07:05facing its success on three world leaps,
01:07:08speaking to the reason, building personal relationship with lies,
01:07:12and keeping the highest recovery rate in the country.
01:07:15Here at A.M.S., we don't just save lives, we share...
01:07:38No!
01:07:39Pete, this is an attack warning.
01:07:40Attack warning means that in actual attack...
01:07:43Attack warning...
01:07:48...work against this country has been detected in the protective...
01:07:52No!
01:07:53Important instructions will follow in 30 seconds.
01:08:00Important instructions will follow in 30 seconds.
01:08:03Hey!
01:08:04Hey!
01:08:05I just saw you turn out the light!
01:08:07Answer the door!
01:08:09What is she doing here?
01:08:16Hello?
01:08:17She's beautiful!
01:08:22Alright.
01:08:25I can do this.
01:08:30Oh, God.
01:08:31Who am I kidding?
01:08:33I can't do this.
01:08:34I can't do this.
01:08:35I can't do this.
01:08:38Who am I kidding?
01:08:39Who am I kidding?
01:08:41I'm not gonna answer.
01:08:42Why do I have to be so awkward all the time?
01:08:45I mean...
01:08:46Lions...
01:08:47They're not awkward.
01:08:50I was shocked too.
01:08:53Just...
01:08:54To see someone.
01:08:59I know this sounds crazy.
01:09:01I can't imagine what you must be going through.
01:09:07It's kinda nice to not be talking to the wind or inanimate objects around me.
01:09:13I mean, you're here and I'm here.
01:09:20I remember...
01:09:21I remember when I couldn't even pass by people.
01:09:23Just walking down the street.
01:09:27Painful memory to bring up.
01:09:32Walking hand in hand.
01:09:35Help me.
01:09:38I know you're in there.
01:09:39Just answer the door, dammit!
01:09:49Okay.
01:09:51Do this.
01:09:54Be...
01:09:54a lion.
01:09:55A lion.
01:10:01News anchors, Giancarlo Hernandez, Michelle Lin, and our man on the street, Morgan Middlebrook.
01:10:07A lion.
01:10:27So I can show you just how much I like you.
01:10:31How much I want to meet you.
01:10:35But only $4.99 a minute.
01:10:38How could you resist this, Julian?
01:10:42Julian.
01:10:44Julian.
01:10:47Julian.
01:10:51Julian.
01:10:53Julian.
01:10:55Julian!
01:10:58Julian!
01:11:00Julian!
01:11:01Julian!
01:11:03Julian!
01:11:06Julian!
01:11:08Julian!
01:11:08Julian!
01:12:02Steps to building self-motivation.
01:12:04How to motivate.
01:12:45This is it.
01:12:47She's talking.
01:12:50And I'm talking.
01:12:53You stroll down the street with this dumb look on your face.
01:12:56You come over to this newspaper stand, grab that newspaper, and go into this building.
01:13:01Oh, do not mess this up, Julian. Do not mess this up.
01:13:05With the same dumb look.
01:13:07Yeah, but I...
01:13:07What? Are you stupid or something?
01:13:09No, I...
01:13:10What are you even doing there?
01:13:11I'm just going to work.
01:13:14Work?
01:13:15Yeah.
01:13:16Wait, wait. Work?
01:13:18What?
01:13:19What?
01:13:20I know I'm supposed to be paying attention to it right now.
01:13:24God, she's beautiful.
01:13:27She's so...
01:13:30Wait, what did she say?
01:13:32There is no more work.
01:13:34There are no people.
01:13:36There is just...
01:13:39You and me.
01:13:42And me.
01:14:00I am standing here in downtown with one minute away from the moment of destruction.
01:14:10As you can see, it's complete pandemonium and chaos in the streets.
01:14:15I thank you for allowing me to be your final newscaster here on Channel 4 News.
01:14:27I trust that everyone is with their loved ones or doing what they love or making love.
01:14:36For me, it's even...
01:14:40Oh, my God.
01:14:42It's happening.
01:14:52Apocalypse.
01:14:54Yeah, right.
01:15:01To be continued...

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