00:00No voy a sugar coat it, we're in a tight spot
00:03Ahora, do me a favor
00:05Imagine if they're one of those people
00:06Who think that Digger Rockwell is Satan himself
00:09Now, what are some of the harshest attacks
00:11I can expect from those folks
00:12Who think that I'm a scum of the earth
00:18All those folks might say that
00:20I wasn't expecting that
00:30Mr. President, 55 minutes ago
00:32My company informed me of the explosion on our rig
00:35Causing massive water displacement
00:37And triggering a tsunami
00:40Well, let's estimate casualties in the hundreds of thousands
00:43Now, Digger here got us into this mess
00:45And Digger's gonna dig us out
00:48What the hell is that?
00:50That thing is huge
00:55Anything else?
01:00Of course, they all heap the blame on me
01:02You just drowned half the damn continent
01:04What the fuck are you gonna do?
01:05Devil down
01:09Mr. Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive
01:13If he thought he could sell them for a dime
01:18What would happen if I stopped drilling?
01:20You starve, you freeze to death
01:21That's one
01:22Fuck you
01:23I don't care
01:24Go on
01:24Film away
01:27Before you officially fire me or kill me
01:30There's something I have to breathe
01:31I'm not gonna kill you
01:32Yeah, people would do that for me
01:34Bad joking
01:36Sorta
01:38It's ridiculous
01:39And it's scary
01:43It's funny
01:43And it's stupid
01:45It's a lot of fun to watch
01:47I'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos
01:52Hey, baby, baby
01:54Woo!
01:59You're gonna save the world
02:04Let's bomb the shit out of her, Mr. President
02:06I got a tomahawk so accurate
02:08It can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina
02:09From halfway around the world
02:10Please
02:10There are women present
02:21Burn it down the house
