00:03Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
00:07What is it, son?
00:09I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant dick.
00:13Yeah.
00:13Take a look out of starboard.
00:15Oh, my God, it looks like a huge...
00:18Pecker!
00:19Oh, wow.
00:20Wait, that's not a word, Pecker, it looks like someone's...
00:23Private!
00:24We have reports of an unidentified flying object!
00:27It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with two balls!
00:32What is that?
00:34That looks just like an enormous...
00:36Wang!
00:37Pay attention!
00:38I was distracted by that enormous flying...
00:40Willie!
00:41Yeah, what's that?
00:44Well, it looks like a giant...
00:46Johnson!
00:46Yes, sir, get on the horn to British intelligence and let them know about this.
