00:01whoops ah sorry pal i think i just trampled on one of your vegetables
00:05a tomato is a fruit what'd you say a tomato is a fruit so all avicados
00:11cucumbers and olives pretty smart do you think i'm smart sure do you want to
00:18see how smart that i am you know what maybe another day i'm just i'm not
00:23really in the mood for it today sorry about that
00:25okay have a magnificent day hi mr campbell how you doing this afternoon i'm fine
00:33how are you i'm doing good even when i'm doing bad i'm doing good
00:38sounds pretty deep have a magnificent day you know what i wasn't being honest with
00:46you produce i'm not fine maybe you just need to smile
00:52a careful heart is good medicine i'm really impressed i mean you're kind of like rain man or
00:58something i just made a bat man oh wow
01:02hey mr campbell how you doing let's do a shopping cart i don't know i guess i just came to
01:08talk
01:09to me yeah to you i guess i could use some of that magical happiness that you always seem to
01:15have
01:16so what's your secret it's not a secret but the campbell no you're doing something right you're
01:21doing a heck of a lot better than i'm doing do you think that i'm smart enough to do anything
01:27anything in the whole bad world
01:33what what is this i'm not smart enough to be the employee of the month yeah you are
01:39really let me ask you a question do you think that colt can name every uh fruit number on every
01:48piece of fruit in the store but i can name all the little details yeah exactly sometimes well
01:55sometimes life it's not fair you know and sometimes we don't get what we want
02:03so today is the day that you announce the employee of the month have you considered produce
02:09and he's a hard worker in the cow i have a soft spot in my heart for that guy man
02:13yeah that's why
02:14i hired him the first time he's a good boy he's a good guy now produce ain't got the sense
02:18guy
02:18gave a cute color now i gotta get that award to an employee to represent what this supermarket is
02:22about okay and with all due respect i think the produce is probably the hardest working employee
02:26that you have just because the boy's a retard he don't get no special treatment
02:30all right you know what we don't use the r-word just like we don't use the n-word you
02:33know
02:35i mean we should be clear on our word choice next time
02:44just get out of here
02:46hey
