MARCH OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS 1935 Laurel & Hardy Restored In Color

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00:05:17Go to school.

00:05:27Good morning, Mother Goose.

00:05:33Here you are. Balloons. All colored rainbow.

00:06:06Come on.

00:06:08Boys! Boys!

00:06:17Boys! Boys!

00:06:41Good morning. Good morning.

00:06:47Help!

00:06:51Run along, dear. Now, now, now, now.

00:06:53We've got to be sure. Oh, dear.

00:06:57Oh, dear.

00:06:58Oh, dear.

00:07:00Tap on straight. Go on.

00:07:02Oh, wait a minute.

00:07:04Mother, close your phone. Now, go on.

00:07:06Go along, Mother.

00:07:08Oh, dear, dear.

00:07:12Bopeep.

00:07:13I'm coming, Mother.

00:07:15Oh, you children will be the death of me.

00:07:18Oh, Mother. Do you really mean that?

00:07:21Of course I don't.

00:07:24Now, you'll run right along and tend your sheep.

00:07:29And don't go losing them again.

00:07:31I won't.

00:07:33Come on, baby. Come on, girl.

00:07:35Come on. Come on.

00:07:37Come on. Come on. Come on.

00:07:43How do you do, my dear Mrs. Peep?

00:07:45How do you do, Mr. Barnaby?

00:07:47And how is your charming daughter, Miss Bopeep?

00:07:50Very well, thank you.

00:07:52Then may I be permitted to pay my respects?

00:07:55Sorry.

00:07:57But she's out tending her sheep.

00:08:14Good morning, my pretty little butterfly.

00:08:19Good morning, Mr. Barnaby.

00:08:20I bring you a little bouquet.

00:08:22A fragrant token of my deep devotion.

00:08:27Thank you very much, Mr. Barnaby.

00:08:31And now I'll have to leave you, sir.

00:08:32My, my sheep are...

00:08:34Nay.

00:08:36I have long admired you.

00:08:38Gazed with wonder on your sweet and maidenly virtue.

00:08:42Marvelled at your tender loveliness.

00:08:45In short, I'm asking you to become my wife.

00:08:51I...

00:08:52I'm sorry, Mr. Barnaby.

00:08:54And I hope you won't think me ungrateful, but...

00:08:56I'm a very rich man, my dear.

00:08:59Please.

00:09:00Think carefully, child.

00:09:02Lest I resort to other means.

00:09:05And that would be an ugly way to win a pretty wife.

00:09:08I wouldn't marry you if you were young, which you cancelled.

00:09:11If you were honest, which you never were.

00:09:13And if you were about to die tomorrow, which is too much to hope for.

00:09:16We shall meet again, my pretty little buttercup.

00:09:19And then you'll sing to a different tune.

00:09:23Bah!

00:09:35Fleecy!

00:09:37Curly!

00:09:42I came back to remind you that your little financial obligation...

00:09:46You mean the mortgage?

00:09:48Is due today.

00:09:49Couldn't you give me just a little more time?

00:09:52I'm sorry.

00:09:53The law must take its course.

00:09:55I shall be back...

00:09:56shortly.

00:10:08Come, boys.

00:10:09You'll be late for work.

00:10:11We're coming.

00:10:15Good morning, Mother Pete.

00:10:16Good morning, Ollie.

00:10:19When you come on, it's almost eight o'clock.

00:10:32Well, I thought I left you upstairs in the bedroom.

00:10:35You did.

00:10:36Well, how'd you get down here?

00:10:37I fell out the window.

00:10:39Good morning, Mother Pete.

00:10:40Good morning, Stanny.

00:10:42Good morning, Ollie.

00:10:43Good morning, Stan.

00:10:43Never mind good morning.

00:10:45Come on and let's go.

00:10:46Wait a minute.

00:10:47I forgot something.

00:10:48I'll be right down.

00:10:52Will you come on?

00:10:53Do you want us to be late for work?

00:10:55Don't forget your lunch, Ollie.

00:10:58Well, what's the matter, Mother Pete?

00:11:00Why, I've got bad news for you.

00:11:03Bad news?

00:11:04I'm afraid you two boys will have to find some other place to live.

00:11:09Well, what do you mean?

00:11:10That old skinflint, Barnaby, holds a mortgage against this shoe.

00:11:14Is due today and I haven't got the money to pay him.

00:11:18And we'll all be turned out into the street.

00:11:22Stanley, go upstairs and get my money box.

00:11:25Eh?

00:11:26Go get my money box.

00:11:30Well, what are you going to do?

00:11:31I'm going to give you all of my savings.

00:11:34And I'll get the rest of it from our master, the toy maker.

00:11:37No one's going to throw you out of this shoe.

00:11:39Oh, I can't let you do such a thing.

00:11:41Tut, tut, tut, tut, tarut.

00:11:45One good time deserves another.

00:11:48Now smile.

00:11:51That's it.

00:11:53That's it.

00:12:10I borrowed it.

00:12:12I know you borrowed it.

00:12:14But what did you borrow it for?

00:12:16Well, you see, I had to buy some more peewees.

00:12:18I lost three of them playing with little Jack Horner.

00:12:21Had to buy some more peewees.

00:12:26Well, don't you mind, Mother Peep.

00:12:28I'll get the full amount from the toy maker.

00:12:30Oh, you boys mustn't go into debt on my account.

00:12:33Listen.

00:12:34When the toy maker finds out that Barnaby's up to his old tricks again,

00:12:37he'll give me the full amount without any trouble.

00:12:40Oh, can I depend on that?

00:12:43Why, of course you can.

00:12:44Why, you know the toy maker and I are just like that.

00:12:49Aren't we standing?

00:12:50Are you?

00:12:51Why, certainly.

00:12:53Which is you?

00:12:54Why, this one or I...

00:12:55Never mind which is you.

00:12:56Come on, let's go.

00:12:57Goodbye.

00:12:58Goodbye.

00:12:59Oh!

00:13:00Don't forget your hunch.

00:13:02Goodbye.

00:13:02And don't you worry.

00:13:04No, I won't.

00:13:05Goodbye.

00:13:06Goodbye, boys.

00:13:08Just a moment.

00:13:10What is this peewee business you've been spending all of my money on?

00:13:14Would you like to see it?

00:13:15Why, certainly I'd like to see it.

00:13:16After all the money it's cost me, I think I'm entitled to know what it's all about.

00:13:20All right.

00:13:20Look.

00:13:34What do you think of that?

00:13:36Piffle.

00:13:36That's the silliest thing I have ever seen.

00:13:40Try it.

00:13:41I don't want to try it.

00:13:43Why, can't you do it?

00:13:44Well, certainly I can't.

00:13:45What do you mean, can't I do it?

00:13:47Give me that stick.

00:13:48Get over there.

00:13:50It's a certainty that anything you can do, I can do.

00:13:55Uh-uh.

00:13:57What, for instance?

00:13:58We're going to rise.

00:13:59Let's go.

00:14:00Let's go.

00:14:27Let's get over here.

00:14:27Come on.

00:14:33Come on.

00:14:42Here.

00:15:09Come on.

00:15:11Just a moment.

00:15:27Oh.

00:15:29Yeah.

00:15:38Come on.

00:15:39We'll be late for work.

00:15:40Say, listen.

00:15:41When you get that money from the toy maker, will you borrow a little extra for me?

00:15:44What for?

00:15:45Well, I lost me peewee, and I'll have to get some more.

00:15:47Get in here now.

00:15:48We're too peewee.

00:16:05Good morning, master.

00:16:07What do you mean?

00:16:08Good morning.

00:16:09You know you're half an hour late?

00:16:11If this happens again, it means instant dismissal.

00:16:14Get to board.

00:16:14Come on.

00:16:28Say, aren't you going to ask him about the money to pay off the mortgage?

00:16:31I can't ask him now.

00:16:32Don't you see what a bad humor he's in?

00:16:35Well, if we don't get that money, Mother Pip's going to be turned out of the shoe, and she

00:16:38won't have any place to sleep.

00:16:40We can't let her do that.

00:16:41Why, if I ask him now, he'd jump right down my throat.

00:16:47I thought you and he were just like that.

00:16:50We are.

00:16:51Well, why don't you ask him?

00:16:53Why don't you ask him?

00:16:56Well, I can't ask him.

00:16:57Why?

00:16:58Well, he and I are just like that.

00:17:01Oh, don't be silly.

00:17:03He likes you better than he does me.

00:17:06Does he?

00:17:07Yeah.

00:17:07He told me he did.

00:17:09Did he?

00:17:10Yeah.

00:17:12Oh, master.

00:17:14What?

00:17:15Ollie wants to speak to you.

00:17:19Well, what is it?

00:17:21Well, could I speak to you privately, please, sir?

00:17:23I've got a very important question I want to ask you.

00:17:26Don't bother me now.

00:17:27Can't you see that I'm busy?

00:17:28Go on with your work.

00:17:32Well, if you knew how important it was, you'd see me privately, because if you...

00:17:35Will you shut up and go on with your work?

00:17:37Go on with your work, come on with your work.

00:17:38Go on with your work.

00:17:50I'm a good boy, you're got a great guy.

00:17:51I'm a good boy.

00:17:54I'm a good boy.

00:17:54I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy.

00:17:56I'm not going to match your eggs, allons à l'aise.

00:18:24What is the matter, little Bo Peek?

00:18:29I have been careless and lost my sheep.

00:18:34Say, have you seen them Jack and Jill

00:18:39During your journey up the hill?

00:18:47They're not on the hilltop nor in the wood.

00:18:52Did you meet up with them Red Riding Hood?

00:19:03Don't cry, Bo Peep, don't cry To find your sheep we'll try

00:19:12We'll seek them far, we'll seek them wide We'll seek them low and high

00:19:24Don't cry, Bo Peep, don't cry To find your sheep we'll try

00:19:34We'll seek them far, we'll seek them wide We'll seek them low and high

00:19:56No, I haven't seen them

00:20:00Oh, Mother Goose and Miss Moffat too Have my stray lambkins been seen by you

00:20:11Better as curly locks Fresh from the field

00:20:18She, Apple, Blue May have seen them there

00:20:25Where they are hiding Tom Tucker may know Simon or Peter or Bobby Chateau

00:20:41Never mind, Bo Peep We'll find your sheep No matter where, baby

00:20:49So be gay, Bo Peep Go astray, your sheep Soon at home again you'll see

00:21:06Never mind, Bo Peep We'll find your sheep And bring them home to you

00:21:15Ha, ha, ha It was the black sheep that led them astray

00:21:21Ha, ha, ha For this the rascal shall certainly bring

00:21:27Ha, ha, ha Let them away by the trails that he called

00:21:30Ha, ha, ha In the meadow and far from him, ha

00:21:34Ha, ha, ha, ha

00:21:40Ha, ha, ha

00:21:44Ha, ha, ha

00:21:47Never mind, Bo Peep We'll find your sheep No matter where, baby

00:21:55So be gay, Bo Peep Go astray, your sheep Soon at home again you'll see

00:22:04Give a smile, Bo Peep For a while your sheep Make rose and pastures new

00:22:12Never mind, Bo Peep We'll find your sheep And bring them home to you

00:22:30Oh, Tom, Tom

00:22:31I don't know what Mother would do if they were really lost

00:22:34Oh, don't worry, they'll be found

00:22:36You've lost them before, haven't you?

00:22:39As a matter of fact, last month you lost them five times

00:22:42Oh, I couldn't have

00:22:44Yes, you did And four times the month before that

00:22:47You see, you're getting worse

00:22:50What you need is someone to help you look after the darn things

00:22:55Who, for instance?

00:22:56Oh, he'd have to be most unusual, energetic, resourceful, and with any amount of patience

00:23:05A fella sort of, uh, well

00:23:08Like me

00:23:14Not interested? Not even a little bit?

00:23:29Then I'll just keep you there until you are interested

00:23:32Mm-hmm

00:23:55Nice? Interested?

00:23:59Mm-hmm

00:24:00Mm-hmm

00:24:34Oh, look, Tom Tom

00:24:36They found us

00:24:38Oh, you should hang your head, you naughty sheep

00:24:44Oh, probably wear a bed

00:24:54My dear friends and citizens of Toyland

00:24:58I want you all to meet the future Mrs. Piper

00:25:02Ah!

00:25:04Ah!

00:25:08Ah!

00:25:10Ah!

00:25:11Ah!

00:25:13Ah!

00:25:14Ah!

00:25:16Ah!

00:25:17Ah!

00:25:19Ah!

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00:26:19Hello, Mr. Poinsater. Well, how's my order coming along?

00:26:24Everything is in fine shape.

00:26:26Good.

00:26:27Are you coming in?

00:26:28Yes, just a moment.

00:26:31All right, I'm going to get you.

00:26:33Now run along, kiddo.

00:26:43Hello, everybody. How's everything?

00:26:46Hello.

00:26:47How am I too bored?

00:26:48Hello, Mr. Stanley.

00:26:50Then wait until you see the wooden soldiers we made for you.

00:26:54The finest piece of work we've ever turned out.

00:26:57Splendly.

00:26:57Yeah, Ollie.

00:26:58Go and bring one of them in.

00:27:00Yes, sir.

00:27:00You better help me if they're heavy.

00:27:02We'll have them right out, Mr. Stanley.

00:27:06You'll get the surprise of your life.

00:27:14Don't try to lift it.

00:27:15All you have to do is press the button in the back,

00:27:18and it walks out by itself.

00:27:36Isn't it wonderful?

00:27:38It does everything but talk.

00:27:42Wonderful, yes, but not what I ordered.

00:27:45What do you mean?

00:27:48I ordered 600 soldiers at one foot high.

00:27:52What?

00:27:58You took that order.

00:28:01What was it?

00:28:02I thought you said 100 soldiers at six foot high.

00:28:07You got the order all wrong.

00:28:10I couldn't give those things to my children to play with.

00:28:17Put it back in the box and get out of here.

00:28:19You're through.

00:28:25It's another mess.

00:28:26Your partner says you're writing to attend to the thing in the right way in the foot.

00:28:30Well, I couldn't.

00:28:30Well, if you'd have been watching what you were doing,

00:28:32you wouldn't have done this into it.

00:28:34Come out of there, not you.

00:28:36It's for him.

00:28:39Trouble in the foot.

00:28:41Hey, will you put that thing back in the box?

00:28:43Get out of here.

00:28:44We're just going to get his right back right now.

00:28:45I've got the back.

00:28:46You see what you're doing?

00:28:52Stop it!

00:28:53Stop it!

00:28:54Stop it!

00:28:55Stop it!

00:28:55Oh!

00:28:59Oh!

00:29:03Oh!

00:29:04Oh!

00:29:05Oh!

00:29:06Oh!

00:29:07Oh!

00:29:09Oh!

00:29:11Oh!

00:29:17Oh!

00:29:19Oh!

00:29:20Come out of there!

00:29:21Why didn't you stop it, you blithering idiots?

00:29:24Now get out and stay out.

00:29:26Yes, sir.

00:29:29Aren't you going to ask him about the money for the mortgage?

00:29:32What's that?

00:29:33Just skip it.

00:29:35This is a fine time to ask for money.

00:29:40Oh, Mumsy, I'm so happy.

00:29:43Tom-Tom is asking me to become Miss Bride.

00:29:45My child.

00:29:47And with your permission, we'd like to be married.

00:29:49Why, of course, darling.

00:29:51My blessings are with you.

00:29:53And may nothing ever happen to mar your happiness.

00:29:56Oh, Mumsy, you're a name-toe.

00:29:59Mr. Barnaby, when you enter my house,

00:30:02I'll trouble you to knock your house by confusion.

00:30:06Did you say your house?

00:30:09Yes, mine.

00:30:10Not until this little debt is fulfilled.

00:30:13Why, Mother, what does this mean?

00:30:15It means, my dear, that unless this mortgage is paid,

00:30:19you will all be thrown out into the street.

00:30:22Of course.

00:30:24We could compromise.

00:30:28Compromise?

00:30:29Yes.

00:30:30Should your daughter reconsider my generous offer to become my wife,

00:30:34We could forget this little matter.

00:30:38And it could be a wedding present.

00:30:41Oh, dear.

00:30:42Don't worry, darling.

00:30:43Nothing like that will ever happen.

00:30:46Then let us get down to business.

00:31:03Mr. Barnaby, you can make out your receipt.

00:31:07You'll be paid in full right now.

00:31:14Oh, here you are, boys.

00:31:16Just in time.

00:31:20This wretched man seems to think that we haven't got the money

00:31:23to pay off the mortgage.

00:31:25But we have, haven't we?

00:31:27Haven't we, boys?

00:31:32Well, what's the matter?

00:31:34Didn't you get the money?

00:31:35No, you see, Ollie made a mistake.

00:31:39A mistake?

00:31:40He and the toy maker are not like that, are you?

00:31:45Oh.

00:31:46Then I take it, madam.

00:31:48You cannot meet your local obligation,

00:31:52in which case I shall bid you good day.

00:31:55Foreclosure papers will be served in due court.

00:31:58Oh, you're not really going to throw us into the street?

00:32:02Much as it pains me, I'm sorry.

00:32:13Big, big patches, big rat.

00:32:18Oh, Mom, what shall I do?

00:32:20What shall I do?

00:32:21If only he didn't have that mortgage.

00:32:24Don't you worry, mother peep.

00:32:26Stanley and me will find a way to get the mortgage

00:32:28from that old buzzard.

00:32:30He sure is an old buzzard.

00:32:32You know, if he thinks he's going to throw this shoe

00:32:34into the street, he's going to be mistaken.

00:32:36He certainly is.

00:32:37You know what I'd like to do?

00:32:39What?

00:32:39I'd like to put on this shoe

00:32:41and kick him right in the pants.

00:32:45Then I'd get...

00:32:53What happened?

00:32:54Barnaby clunked you.

00:33:01Open that window.

00:33:29istically.

00:33:44There was two times duty.

00:33:45They areSOOL combien.

00:33:46him, Howie?

00:33:49Tommy! Howie!

00:33:50That's

00:33:50all we need

00:33:50to do? To thoseur crecastic

00:33:51people, with Falcars and

00:33:51Re lingerie.原僕! Thoughts!

00:33:51It's gone! Get all

00:33:58on how to Felicend

00:33:58ihreimag

00:33:59Come on.

00:34:16Ollie.

00:34:18What?

00:34:19We're outside.

00:34:20Good.

00:34:21Now what are we doing?

00:34:22Take me over to Barnaby's house and be sure no one sees you.

00:34:26Okay.

00:34:29And be careful.

00:34:30Shhh.

00:34:50We're here.

00:34:51So far, so good.

00:34:53It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.

00:34:56Ring the bell.

00:34:58It wasn't so far.

00:35:13Who is it?

00:35:15It's me.

00:35:16What do you want at this hour of the night?

00:35:19Well, you see, Ollie and I are sorry for what happened this afternoon.

00:35:22And just to show you we're not mad at you,

00:35:24we brought you a little Christmas present.

00:35:26It's from me and from Ollie.

00:35:30A Christmas present in the middle of July.

00:35:33Oh, oh, yes. You see, we always do our Christmas shopping early.

00:35:37If you'll open the door, I'll bring it right in for you.

00:35:39I'll be right down.

00:35:48He's coming down. He's going to let us in.

00:35:50That's fine.

00:35:52Now, don't forget.

00:35:52When he goes to bed, you give me the signal.

00:35:55Then I'll get out of the box, open the door and let you in.

00:35:59Then we'll get the mortgage.

00:36:01Hey, my kids.

00:36:02So far, so good.

00:36:37Ah. What is it?

00:36:40Oh, I couldn't tell you.

00:36:42Couldn't tell me?

00:36:43No, you see, it's a surprise.

00:36:45And it mustn't be open till Christmas.

00:36:48See?

00:36:49Do not open until Christmas.

00:36:53Well, that's very nice of you.

00:36:56It is, isn't it?

00:36:58Well, good night, Mr. Barnaby.

00:37:01Good night, Mr. Donovan.

00:37:06You can go to bed now.

00:37:08Thank you, Mr. Donovan.

00:37:11Merry Christmas.

00:37:13And Merry Christmas to you.

00:37:17Good night. Good night.

00:37:19Good night, Ollie.

00:37:21Good night, Stanny.

00:37:25Good night, Stanny.

00:37:26Good night, Stanny.

00:37:27Good night, Stanny.

00:37:35Good night, Stanny.

00:37:38Good night, Stanny.

00:37:39Good night, Stanny.

00:37:41Good night, Stanny.

00:37:42Good night, Stanny.

00:37:43Good night, Stanny.

00:37:44Good night, Stanny.

00:37:47Good night, Stanny.

00:37:48Good night, Stanny.

00:37:57Whereas Ollie Dee and Stanny Dom have been found guilty of burglary,

00:38:03they will be ducked and thereafter exiled to bogeyland forever.

00:38:12Good night, Ollie.

00:38:16Your Majesty, what are we waiting for?

00:38:20Oh, oh, yes. Proceed with the ducking.

00:38:34Come on.

00:38:36You're first. Come on.

00:38:39Ollie.

00:38:40What?

00:38:41Here.

00:38:44You better give me your watch. I'll hold it for you till you come out.

00:38:50Thanks. Now take good care of it because I wouldn't have anything happen to that for the world.

00:38:55Well.

00:38:56Goodbye.

00:38:57Goodbye.

00:38:58Come on.

00:38:59All right.

00:39:02Come on.

00:39:03Splendid!

00:39:03Ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:39:23Is it cold?

00:39:25Yes!

00:39:34I'm smothering!

00:39:36Keep your nose closed.

00:39:37I will!

00:39:46Ha, ha, ha.

00:39:55Ah!

00:40:06Oh, this is terrible.

00:40:15Don't you know, Molly?

00:40:27Oh, my God.

00:40:42Oh, my God.

00:40:48Get him.

00:40:49Get him.

00:40:50Get him.

00:40:54How do you feel?

00:40:56You know how I feel.

00:40:59Here, have a drink of water.

00:41:01That'll do you good.

00:41:05Ever did I have enough water?

00:41:07I was only trying to help you.

00:41:10Mr. Barnaby, can't something be done to stop this?

00:41:13Why, yes.

00:41:14Consent to become my wife.

00:41:16And they will go free.

00:41:21All right, Mr. Barnaby.

00:41:23I...

00:41:24I consent.

00:41:27With your majesty's permission, I wish to withdraw my charge.

00:41:32Withdrawing they shall be.

00:41:35Friends of Toyland, I want you all to meet the future Mrs. Silas Barnaby.

00:41:46You may go.

00:41:47Thank you, sir.

00:41:48Does that mean we're free?

00:41:50Yes.

00:41:51And from now on, you and I are going to be very close friends.

00:41:57Does that mean that he doesn't have to be dunked?

00:41:59Yes.

00:42:01Isn't that nice?

00:42:02What?

00:42:03He and I are just like that.

00:42:05And I don't have to get wet.

00:42:07Oh, is that so?

00:42:08Hmm.

00:42:18Ollie.

00:42:19What?

00:42:20Here's your watch.

00:42:29Come over and tell the bride that all is in readiness and her lover is waiting.

00:42:45Momsy.

00:42:46What did Tom Tom say?

00:42:48He understands.

00:42:51Now, you see?

00:42:52If you hadn't said good night, Ollie, this wouldn't have happened.

00:42:58What?

00:42:59Where are you going, Mother Peep?

00:43:00I'm going over to Barnaby's to make a final plea.

00:43:04Surely there must be one spark of kindness in that stony old heart of his.

00:43:08That's a good idea.

00:43:10But I don't think it'll do any good.

00:43:17You're right, Ollie.

00:43:18You can't turn blood into a stone.

00:43:21What do you mean?

00:43:23Huh?

00:43:24What do you mean?

00:43:24Well, her talking to Barnaby is just a matter of pouring one ear into another and coming out the other

00:43:31side.

00:43:33It can't be done.

00:43:36I'm sorry, Bo Peep, that you had to choose me for the best man.

00:43:40Why, I'd rather do anything in this world than to have to give you away.

00:43:45Where Stan is so upset, he's not even going to the wedding.

00:43:50You are upset, aren't you?

00:43:53Upset?

00:43:53I'm housebroken.

00:43:57I'm housebroken.

00:43:58Not housebroken.

00:44:00He means heartbroken.

00:44:04Housebroken.

00:44:06Oh, no.

00:44:09Come in.

00:44:14Mr. Barnaby, don't force my daughter into this dreadful marriage.

00:44:19I'm an old woman, pleading for her daughter's happiness.

00:44:25Oh, don't do this dreadful thing.

00:44:27Mr. Barnaby, I'll do anything you ask.

00:44:30Work for you, slave for you.

00:44:33Only don't.

00:44:35Please.

00:44:36Don't.

00:44:38Woman, you're a fool.

00:44:41The bargain's made, and you'll abide by it.

00:44:45Master, the bride is here.

00:44:47Ah?

00:45:01Welcome to Barnaby Hall.

00:45:06Shut that door.

00:45:12Come, come, Judge.

00:45:14Let's waste no time.

00:45:15Have you the ring?

00:45:18Your name is Silas Barnaby?

00:45:21It is.

00:45:22And your name is Little Bo Peep?

00:45:25It is.

00:45:26Do you take this woman for your lawfully wedded wife?

00:45:29I do.

00:45:31And do you take this man for your lawfully wedded husband?

00:45:35I do.

00:45:42I now pronounce you man and wife.

00:45:48And now, to kiss the bride.

00:45:51Just a moment.

00:45:53Haven't you forgotten something, Mr. Barnaby?

00:45:56Oh, yes.

00:45:57The more.

00:45:59By wedding.

00:46:13Now, you may kiss the bride.

00:46:24What is the meaning of this?

00:46:25Big bait catches big rat.

00:46:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:46:32The king shall hear of this.

00:46:36Out of my way.

00:46:55Oh, my boy.

00:46:58Oh, my boy.

00:47:01Oh, my boy.

00:47:05Oh, that sure looks good.

00:47:07It sure was a good idea of yours.

00:47:09It certainly was.

00:47:11Well, good-bye and good luck.

00:47:15What do you mean, good-bye?

00:47:17I'm not going with you.

00:47:18Why, no.

00:47:20You have to stay here with Barnaby.

00:47:22You're married to him.

00:47:31I don't want to stay here with him.

00:47:33Why?

00:47:34I don't love him.

00:47:37Oh!

00:47:38If he ever see...

00:47:40Oh!

00:47:47Well, don't worry.

00:47:49Old Barnaby will never bother us again.

00:47:52Because I'm going to take you away.

00:47:55Where?

00:47:56Oh, we'll live in a castle in Spain.

00:48:02In the side of a hill by Granada.

00:48:09And you'll then be a haughty grandee.

00:48:15And I'll be but a humble espada.

00:48:22All our days will be naught but a dream.

00:48:29Of roses and rapture and blisses.

00:48:35Till life to us only will sing.

00:48:40A song that is broken by kisses.

00:48:52Every troupe adore there will you adore.

00:48:57Come with mandolin' your heart to win.

00:49:03Come with mandolin' your heart to win.

00:49:05They need serenade neath your window plate.

00:49:11For the maid they will come near me too.

00:49:27You'll be tricked.

00:49:29Cheated.

00:49:31Laughed at in the streets.

00:49:33Fools.

00:49:35So they think they can outwit old Barnaby, eh?

00:49:40Heh. I'll show them.

00:49:44I must be awake.

00:49:48I must be somewhere.

00:49:54Idiot! Don't imbecile pig!

00:50:01Pig!

00:50:04Get me a nice red juicy apple.

00:50:06I'll steal one of the three little pigs.

00:50:09And the evidence will be placed in Pom Pom's house.

00:50:14You know the penalty for pig napping?

00:50:17Banishment to bogey land!

00:50:47Are you mad?

00:50:49I'll see you next door.

00:50:50I'm better to go.

00:50:51I'm better than him.

00:50:57Oh!

00:50:57Oh, sir!

00:51:01Standing with Walmart is involving royal cotton and Roman ox lengthiness.

00:51:29Sit still!

00:51:33There, take this evidence and place it in Tom Tom's house.

00:51:40Master, why the sausage?

00:51:43That will prove that he not only stole the pig,

00:51:46but that he also ground him into sausage.

00:51:51And now, little Elmer, we shall see.

00:52:14Well, Ed, Tom Tom Piper has been found guilty of pig-napping.

00:52:19He will be immediately banished to Bogey Land.

00:52:26Poor Tom Tom.

00:52:28I'm sure glad we didn't have to go to Bogey Land.

00:52:31So am I.

00:52:33What happens to you in Bogey Land?

00:52:35Oh, it's a terrible place.

00:52:38Once you go there, you never come back.

00:52:41Why?

00:52:42Well, when the Bogey Man gets you, they eat you alive.

00:52:48What does it look like?

00:52:50Well, I've heard that they're half man and half animal.

00:52:55with great big ears and a great big mouth and hair all over their body.

00:53:03And long claws that they catch you with.

00:53:11Scash.

00:53:12Scash.

00:53:14Tom, my boy, you knew the penalty for pig-napping.

00:53:18Why did you do it?

00:53:19But I didn't do it.

00:53:20I don't even know what you're talking about.

00:53:23How can you say that?

00:53:25In view of this evidence found in your house.

00:53:29Take it away.

00:53:32Your Majesty, you made a horrible mistake.

00:53:36Tom Tom knows nothing about this.

00:53:38He's been with me all day.

00:53:39Hasn't he, Momsy?

00:53:40That's right, Your Majesty.

00:53:42Why not let the law take its course, Your Majesty?

00:53:56Watch that until I come back.

00:54:23What does that mean?

00:54:26Exhibit B.

00:54:27That means that the pig sausage is part of the evidence.

00:54:33Doesn't taste like pig sausage to me.

00:54:36What does it taste like?

00:54:39Tastes like pork.

00:54:44Try it.

00:54:52Well, that's neither pig nor pork.

00:54:54It's beef.

00:54:56Beef?

00:54:58I smell a rat.

00:55:05Barnaby's got a hand in that.

00:55:10I believe that little Elmer is still alive.

00:55:14Come on, we'll find out.

00:55:16You've got to listen to me, Your Majesty.

00:55:17You've got to hear me.

00:55:19Tom Tom knows nothing about this.

00:55:22The little pigs were friends of all.

00:55:24Why should he want to hurt?

00:55:27The violin and hat were in the house and we got home.

00:55:30He's innocent, I tell you.

00:55:32Innocent.

00:55:35It is with deep regret that I have to enforce the law of our kingdom.

00:55:40Take him away.

00:55:49I tell you, I'm innocent.

00:55:50I tell you, I'm innocent.

00:55:52I didn't steal the pigs.

00:55:54You were innocent, I tell you.

00:55:56Tom Tom.

00:55:57Tom Tom.

00:56:01Tom Tom.

00:56:05Tom Tom.

00:56:35Tom.

00:56:36See child, such fulence, wasting your affection on a common pig napper.

00:56:41Let me go.

00:56:42Let me go.

00:56:43Tom Tom is innocent and you'll know it.

00:56:45I hate you.

00:56:46I hate you.

00:56:47I hate you.

00:56:49Just a minute.

00:56:50Just a minute.

00:56:52Just a minute.

00:56:54Silence.

00:56:55Mr. Majesty, Tom Tom is innocent.

00:56:59We found little Elmer in Barnaby's cellar.

00:57:02Let's get it.

00:57:08Tom Tom. Tom Tom.

00:57:18I'll give 50,000 guineas for the capture of that scoundrel, dead or alive.

00:57:22Dead or alive?

00:57:25Can't you make up your mind which way you want him?

00:57:29Take me to my power.

00:57:38Let's go around the back way. We'll get him.

00:57:48All right, Mr. Barnaby, there's no use hiding.

00:57:51We know where you are.

00:57:54You better come up because if you don't, we're going to stay right here until you do.

00:57:59Even if it takes all night.

00:58:02Are we going to stay here all night?

00:58:04No.

00:58:05But we'll make him think we are.

00:58:14Tom Tom.

00:58:20Tom Tom.

00:58:22Tom Tom.

00:58:24Tom Tom.

00:58:25Oh, Pete.

00:58:25Oh, Tom Tom.

00:58:27Ted and Ollie found little Elmer alive.

00:58:30Where?

00:58:31In Barnaby's cellar.

00:58:33I knew he had something to do with this.

00:58:35Oh, if I ever get my hands on him.

00:58:38Tom.

00:58:39Come on.

00:58:40We'll find our way out of here.

00:58:46Oh, Tom Tom.

00:58:47We'll never find our way out of here.

00:58:49Oh, yes, we will.

00:58:51Come on.

00:59:09Let's go.

00:59:09Oh, it's the...

00:59:10Great.

00:59:10Oh, well.

00:59:10Do it,ora.

00:59:12Oh.

00:59:13Tres.

00:59:15Tres.

00:59:15I am watching here.

00:59:20Don't the very call.

00:59:24No, that cannot be.

00:59:29See that ogre-tongue.

00:59:33Tis a cypress tree.

00:59:40Go to sleep.

00:59:46Slumber deep.

00:59:49Little one.

00:59:52Oh, sleep.

00:59:53While watch I keep.

00:59:58Dream and rest.

01:00:03That is best.

01:00:08Till you hear the morning song.

01:00:12From bough and nest.

01:00:21Go to sleep.

01:00:26Slumber deep.

01:00:41Slumber deep.

01:00:44That is best.

01:00:47That is best.

01:00:49Till you hear the morning song.

01:00:54From bough and nest.

01:01:06To be continued.

01:01:08To be continued.

01:01:11To be continued.

01:01:52Did he come up?

01:01:53Shh, no.

01:01:55Are you coming up?

01:01:57You better come up dead or alive.

01:02:00Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?

01:02:04Let's drop a rock on him.

01:02:06Then we'll make him dead when he's alive.

01:02:09Now you're talking sense.

01:02:15Look out!

01:02:16Don't tell him to look out.

01:02:17Well, it might have hit him.

01:02:18That's what I wanted to do.

01:02:20Did it hit you?

01:02:23Not a sound.

01:02:24It must have got him.

01:02:25Go down and bring him up.

01:02:28You go down and bring him up.

01:02:30Do you mean to tell me that you're going to let 50,000 guineas slip right through your fingers?

01:02:36Well, I'm scared.

01:02:38Well, there's nothing to be afraid of.

01:02:40You and he are just like that.

01:02:42Well, that was before we were married.

01:02:46All right.

01:02:47All right.

01:02:48I'll compromise.

01:02:49We'll both go down.

01:02:51That's better.

01:02:52Go ahead.

01:03:02Go ahead.

01:03:04Go ahead.

01:03:06All right.

01:03:26She looks fine.

01:03:27Oh, oh, tampoco.

01:03:28Ah... uh...

01:03:30Oh, oh... Phoebe.

01:03:33Oh.

01:03:34Oh, the...

01:03:35Ah, ah...

01:03:37Ah, ah, ah, ah...

01:03:38What did he do?

01:03:41Ah!

01:03:55I'll get you.

01:03:57I'll get you.

01:03:59I'll get you.

01:03:59The traitor will kill you.

01:04:00That traitor will kill you.

01:04:40Come on!

01:04:47You know what?

01:04:48What?

01:04:49He's not here.

01:04:50I can see he's not here.

01:04:52Oh, look.

01:04:53Maybe he went through this way.

01:04:55I'll bet he did.

01:04:56Let's go see.

01:05:19I wonder where he went.

01:05:20We'll soon find out.

01:05:22Let's go that way.

01:05:29Come on!

01:05:31Come on!

01:05:32Come on!

01:05:33Come on!

01:05:34Come on!

01:05:35Come on!

01:05:36Come on!

01:05:38Come on!

01:05:41Come on!

01:05:45Come on!

01:05:48Come on!

01:05:50Come on!

01:05:53Come on!

01:05:59There it is!

01:06:10You're going back with us!

01:06:13Oh, the bucket of air!

01:06:15Oh, no, no, no, no!

01:06:30Step out of this!

01:06:48Halt!

01:06:50Help!

01:06:51Help!

01:06:52Help!

01:06:53Help!

01:06:54Help!

01:06:54I canít get this in front!

01:06:57Youíre not ever a driver!

01:07:00Help!

01:07:09They've escaped me, and I'll get them if I have to destroy the whole of Toyland for the last.

01:07:42The King! The King! Stand back! Here comes the King!

01:07:48Why are the commotions? Have you no reverence for my beauty sleep?

01:07:51Sorry, Your Majesty, but we were celebrating the rescue of Tom, Tom and Bo Peep from Bogieland, sir.

01:07:58Splendid news! And who had the courage to do this?

01:08:01They did!

01:08:03Did you get Barnaby?

01:08:05No, sir. He was running so fast, we couldn't catch him.

01:08:09No, sir. He was scared to death, wasn't he?

01:08:12He sure was.

01:08:12Well, tell me all about it.

01:08:19Push!

01:08:27And Stanley and me chase Barnaby and the Boogermen so far, they'll never come back.

01:08:32Hooray!

01:08:40What do these Boogermen look like?

01:08:42Oh, they are terrible-looking things.

01:08:45They are half-man and half-animal.

01:08:49with great big ears,

01:08:53great big mouth,

01:08:56and long claws.

01:09:04Come back!

01:09:05You don't have to run away.

01:09:07Nothing to be afraid of.

01:09:08You're not scared now.

01:09:10No!

01:09:11They're not half as bad as they look.

01:09:13There they are!

01:09:14Follow me!

01:09:33Follow me!

01:09:36Break it down!

01:09:37Break it down!

01:09:38I won't get the news information.

01:09:39Hold me!

01:09:48Go!

01:09:53Don't press me.

01:09:55He's badly axes.

01:09:58Ah!

01:10:10Oh!

01:10:15Come on, come on.

01:10:27Come on!

01:10:28What do you have to do?

01:10:29We'll fix those bogey men!

01:10:31Come on!

01:10:38Come on, now.

01:10:39Come on!

01:10:44Come on.

01:11:22Come on.

01:11:40Come on.

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01:16:45Let's get the cannon and give them a parting shot.

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