00:05MWAHHAHAHAHA!
00:06This ain't your Mamma Mia's Mario Kart chumps!
00:09Lemme show you what a real road hog looks like!
00:12King Koopa comin' through!
00:16It's my ride to step aside!
00:20Cruisin' and cruisin' you!
00:24The traffic behind don't have to abide!
00:28Here comes the mean machine!
00:32Rub and zoom into your doom!
00:36Crash Brothers red and green!
00:40And princesses and runty mushrooms too!
00:44Trucks and SUVs can compare to me!
00:48When the Koopa chase hits the road!
00:51Tons of pure horsepower!
00:54Bring your final hour!
00:57Start your engines!
00:59Your defenses!
01:00Beat their engines!
01:02Since you shooks are gon' get told!
01:07Wait, what?
01:07I'm not talking to you, shiitake head!
01:09Oh, okay!
01:11Wait, did he just call me-
01:12Drive and break down the street!
01:15You would better be afraid!
01:35You would better be afraid!
01:36My mic just-
01:37US AAA medical therapy!
01:38I would fl出去!
