00:00Greetings, I am Abaddon, a powerful demon and king in this land.
00:03I want to go in the fence!
00:05Years of wandering led me to my new domain, a haunted, cursed, and poorly run hotel
00:10that local mortals refer to as the Undervale.
00:12A short time ago, the hotel was taken over by a bumbling man named Nathan.
00:16Welcome to the Undervale. We know about the smell and we're trying.
00:20When Nathan became a ghost, he left the hotel to his sister, Catherine,
00:23a stern woman who loves making rules about where people can ride their tricycles.
00:27She in turn brought her to Spawn, Esther, a rising master of the dark arts,
00:31and the other one. I want to say his name is Bench. Ben. No, Bench.
00:37Anyway, since these new mortals arrived, life in the Undervale has been eventful.
00:41Like once, an exorcist banished all the ghosts to a shadow realm
00:44and summoned a demon named Mortoth.
00:46He did not remember me, so I was forced to vanquish him.
00:49Another time, I had to go to the swamp to save my blender and Bench,
00:52and one time Catherine tried to tame me. It did not go well for her.
00:56Abaddon?
01:01I think there's been a misunderstanding.
01:04And I became the new master of the computer.
01:07Wait, it does voice commands?
01:10Ghost hunters came to the hotel. I stole their camera and I started a website.
01:14Greetings, potential slaves. I am the Cobra King.
01:17Also, Bench cheated on his ghost girlfriend with a book or something.
01:20Another time, an awful elderly woman named Aunt Rose came to the hotel to die,
01:24and Esther made a corpse be her dad. Later, Esther was possessed by a lesser demon.
01:30Did Catherine really get a storage unit for my Beanie Baby collection?
01:33She threw them out last year.
01:35And at the end of the year, a cult arrived to free me from my colonial boy body,
01:39but doing so set off the apocalypse.
01:41So I went back to the beginning of time again and again and again,
01:45and I was forced to choose between becoming all-powerful and saving the family.
01:49She-man!
01:49Demon.
01:50Always be scheming.
01:51Which brings us to the present.
01:53The hotel is still haunted, cursed, and very dirty.
01:55The mortals are in charge of the rooms, and I'm in charge of the vents.
01:58Our next chapter begins soon, so prepare yourself, or else.
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