00:00That is just bullshit, dude.
00:01Come on, dude.
00:02No, it's not bullshit.
00:03Seriously, look, I know you like sticking out for the weaker teams because you feel bad.
00:06This doesn't have to do anything with the team being weaker.
00:08This is just, you know, statistics.
00:10I mean...
00:10Okay, let me throw you some statistics.
00:11You ready?
00:12You ready?
00:14Croatia sucks.
00:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16Hang on, hang on.
00:17Literally all the problems could be solved if we just replace Platicosa.
00:21I'm serious.
00:22You're going to need to replace a lot more than Platicosa if you want to even get close
00:25to Mexico.
00:26I'll admit that our goalie is not who we used to be, but if we just got somebody who
00:29was a better goalie.
00:30And if you got a better coach, if you got a better frontman to replace Perisic.
00:35Perisic scored goals, you know.
00:36Oh, yeah, yeah, and all the other fuck-ups he did totally pays that off.
00:40Look, he's not the greatest player, I know.
00:42So that's fine, you know?
00:43He's not bad at passing, you know, to the other team, and the sidelines, and the air.
00:49You're just...
00:51You're just basking in this because you won the bet.
00:53You know, it's funny you mention that.
00:55I just used your $5 to buy me a Subway sandwich.
00:58That's just fantastic.
00:59Are you going to put it in your mouth, or are you going to put it in another hole where
01:02it belongs?
01:02I assume you're referring to your mouth, since it won't stay shut, and in order to keep
01:06it shut, I'd have to put this sandwich in it.
01:08Or, even better, I can kick it into your mouth.
01:11So that way I can say with full confidence that I have a better kicking record than Perisic.
01:16Oh, fuck you.
01:18Kaboom.
01:18Fuck you, go home.
01:19I didn't even touch you, and you still need to burn here.
01:22I think it's all for you.
