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Jack and the Beanstalk (1952 Fantasy) Abbott & Costello comic twist to a classic fairy tale
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00:00:00Music
00:00:12Jack and the beanstalk will long remember when
00:00:17He shitted up the stock to bid a giant in his den
00:00:22One's up the beanstalk if Jack is set up fun
00:00:25Then Jack be nimble Jack be quick oh Jack you're good as gone
00:00:30Blah blah blah blah there he goes
00:00:35But to where nobody knows
00:00:39Long is the beanstalk and short as little Jack
00:00:43So long short of it is he ever coming back
00:00:56Yeap you too
00:00:59That's it
00:01:00That's it
00:01:13That's it
00:01:22THE END
00:01:55Come in
00:02:02Oh, it's you
00:02:03I'm sorry, Arthur
00:02:05I thought it was the babysitter
00:02:07Just what do you have against babysitters?
00:02:09Why, nothing
00:02:10Nothing?
00:02:12It's a psychological stumbling block
00:02:14The juvenile mind resents
00:02:16The restraint of adult authority
00:02:20You ever have a feeling
00:02:21You're too old for your age?
00:02:22Physically, I'm only eight
00:02:25Mentally, the doctors
00:02:27Refuse to believe it
00:02:29Why do you bring my sister flowers?
00:02:31Because you want to marry her?
00:02:33It's all part of the racket
00:02:35Where is Eloise?
00:02:37Putting on her lipstick so you can kiss it off
00:02:40Come on, young fella
00:02:41I'll put you to bed
00:02:42Or your sister and I are going to be late for dress rehearsal
00:02:44Why do I have to go to bed?
00:02:46Only children go to bed this early
00:02:48Arthur, I didn't hear you come in
00:02:50You should have
00:02:51I made quite an entrance
00:02:53Thanks to Junior
00:02:54Donald, didn't you promise mother and dad you'd be a good boy?
00:02:57I am being good
00:02:59It just happens that their standards are much higher than mine
00:03:03Where's his babysitter?
00:03:04His sitter?
00:03:06Uh, well, Donald, go in and wash your teeth and go to bed
00:03:08And don't wake your baby sister
00:03:13What's the matter?
00:03:15No babysitter
00:03:16There are dozens of babysitters in the neighborhood
00:03:18Well, not for my dear brother
00:03:20He's been declared out of bounds
00:03:22Have you tried the employment agencies?
00:03:24They don't have babysitters
00:03:26Well, it looks like my understudy will have to go on tonight
00:03:29Start calling every employment agency till you find one that's open
00:03:32Get somebody
00:03:33Anybody
00:03:34It sounds like a bad idea
00:03:36But I'll do it
00:03:37And I'll handle my pal Donald
00:03:57It's pretty reckless driving
00:03:59I'll say it is
00:04:00You ought to watch where you're going, big boy
00:04:02What are you trying to do?
00:04:03Get away?
00:04:04Out of my way
00:04:05Out of my way, shorty
00:04:15I ought to run you in for this
00:04:17You're big enough to carry me in
00:04:19Officer, we're terribly sorry
00:04:21Well, all right
00:04:22But don't let this happen again
00:04:24Now get off of my car
00:04:29What are you going to do with that?
00:04:30Put it away
00:04:31Well, keep it there
00:04:32Yes
00:04:34Uh-huh
00:04:35I'd better hang up
00:04:36We've been talking for ten minutes
00:04:39Here comes my heavy date for tonight
00:04:41Bye
00:04:43Who are you calling a heavy date?
00:04:45You
00:04:46Can you wait outside for five minutes?
00:04:48Or will you get a ticket?
00:04:50Well, if I do, I can get it fixed
00:04:51I have influence
00:04:58Don't do that
00:04:59Why don't you look where you're going
00:05:01See you outside, baby
00:05:04What do you see in a tall, dark, handsome fella?
00:05:06Plenty
00:05:08Girls never say that to me
00:05:09What do they say to you?
00:05:10Shh, not in mixed company
00:05:13Cosmic Employment Agency
00:05:15Yes, I have been on the phone for quite a while
00:05:17I'm sorry we don't list babysitters
00:05:19Just a minute, lady
00:05:20You are looking at the world's greatest babysitter
00:05:23That's right, miss
00:05:24Sure
00:05:24He is the best
00:05:25Where do you fit into this?
00:05:27I'm his agent
00:05:28Yes
00:05:29He lets me keep ten percent of everything I earn
00:05:33I'm sorry I took so long
00:05:34But fortunately, a professional babysitter just came in
00:05:37May I have your address, please?
00:05:41Thank you
00:05:41He'll be right out
00:05:43Goodbye
00:05:44Oh, thank you, miss
00:05:45Gee, you're wonderful
00:05:47I like girls like you
00:05:49Eyes of blue
00:05:50And five feet, too
00:05:55Timber!
00:05:56Sorry to be late
00:05:57It's okay
00:05:59Shall we go?
00:06:00You mean you and I are going out together?
00:06:02You see, Dink, I have a way with girls
00:06:04Please
00:06:11Now listen
00:06:12Yes, Daddy
00:06:16He's so big
00:06:17Come on, we've got to babysit
00:06:19Get with it
00:06:34Clyde
00:06:34Why are you so clumsy?
00:06:36I'm excited
00:06:37Why?
00:06:37This is my first job
00:06:39Gee, I hope he's a sweet child
00:06:41I love children
00:06:42Come on
00:06:48It's about time they got here
00:06:56Are you the...
00:06:57Babysitter?
00:06:58He sure is
00:06:59You're kind of big for a baby
00:07:00You're not for me
00:07:03Rejected again
00:07:03I guess it isn't my night
00:07:04Won't you come in?
00:07:05Sure
00:07:09Well, we'll be plenty constable here
00:07:12Well, it's too late to get anyone else
00:07:14Have you had much experience with babies?
00:07:16Oh, yes, sir
00:07:16I've been a baby all my life
00:07:17Don't you worry about Jack
00:07:20Kids just love him
00:07:21He makes them feel so superior
00:07:23In which they are
00:07:23Sure
00:07:24Well, they're both sound asleep
00:07:25And I'm sure you won't hear a sound out of them all night
00:07:27But if you need anything
00:07:29Oh, no, madam
00:07:29I won't need a thing
00:07:30I'll prepare for everything
00:07:31No one's prepared for Donald
00:07:34Well, good luck
00:07:34And we'll be home after 11
00:07:36Oh, you're going out right now?
00:07:37Oh, costumes
00:07:38Going to a masquerade ball?
00:07:39No, playing
00:07:40Play?
00:07:41Kids are going to play
00:07:41May I see you out the doors?
00:07:43Excuse me
00:07:43May I help you?
00:07:45Oh, miss
00:07:46In case I want to see the children
00:07:47Just where are they?
00:07:48Oh, they're in the bedroom down the hall
00:07:50Thank you
00:08:06All right
00:08:07High glass, huh?
00:08:12Music to my ears
00:08:13My first victim
00:08:15Duty calls
00:08:16See you, Mr. Dingle
00:08:24This calls for action
00:08:31Shh, quiet
00:08:32Want to wake up your sweet little brother?
00:08:34Now it seems to be the trouble
00:08:39This is my real business
00:08:41I know kids
00:08:41Good night
00:08:43Get me a glass of milk
00:08:52What'd you say?
00:08:53I said get me a glass of milk
00:08:55This is unbelievable
00:08:58This kid talks better than me
00:09:00You're not very bright
00:09:02I'm sorry, kid
00:09:03But what school'd you go to?
00:09:05The baby isn't talking
00:09:07I am
00:09:08I know you're talking
00:09:09But who?
00:09:10I'm talking over here
00:09:12This kid ain't even moving her lips
00:09:14This is a baby ventriloquist
00:09:16I'm talking over here
00:09:19I know it's you
00:09:20I mean, I'm
00:09:21You're
00:09:23You!
00:09:32What's your name?
00:09:34Donald
00:09:34Are you a good boy?
00:09:36No, it's not my nature
00:09:37I'm a problem child
00:09:40You're a little kid
00:09:41He's a problem child
00:09:42He's like me, I think
00:09:44Would you like to have me read you a story
00:09:46Before you fall asleep?
00:09:48That's been tried, too
00:09:51Oh, this kid
00:09:54Can try, too
00:09:57I'm telling you
00:09:59I ought to
00:10:00I ought to
00:10:01I ought to
00:10:03Jack and the Beanstalk
00:10:05Look, that's my favorite novel
00:10:08Donald
00:10:09Can I read this to you?
00:10:11Well, I want to keep you happy
00:10:13Let's hear our goals
00:10:16Thank you, Donald
00:10:19Once upon a time
00:10:21That's pretty exciting, isn't it?
00:10:26Once upon a time
00:10:27A whole village was ter-
00:10:31A whole village was ter-
00:10:34Terrorized
00:10:34Yeah
00:10:39Yeah
00:10:39The whole village was terrorized
00:10:41By a fer-
00:10:44A fer-
00:10:45Ferocious
00:10:46Yeah
00:10:48Donald, do me a favor
00:10:49This is a very exciting book
00:10:51About the giant and everything
00:10:53Will you read it to me?
00:10:55Please, I can't get over the big words
00:10:57Only because I'm fascinated by you
00:11:00Here, hold my club
00:11:01Yes
00:11:03Fascinated
00:11:05Once upon a time
00:11:08A whole village was terrorized
00:11:11By a ferocious giant
00:11:13Yeah
00:11:14Who lived in a castle in the sky
00:11:15In this village
00:11:17Lived a simple peasant boy named Jack
00:11:19And his widowed mother
00:11:21They had come upon hard times
00:11:24Because of the giant
00:11:25One day, Jack was told
00:11:27To bring their only cow
00:11:29To the market
00:11:30And sell him for food
00:11:32Jack, being a very stupid boy
00:11:35Sowing down
00:11:36Only five small feet
00:11:39Heee
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00:12:21Yes, Your Highness.
00:12:28Hey, Billy, can you imagine me getting water for the princess?
00:12:47You see anything, Billy?
00:13:00Oh, Princess, I would have brung you to water.
00:13:02I'm a little tired of people waiting on me.
00:13:06It must be wonderful to be allowed to do everything you want to, whenever you want to.
00:13:11Oh, you don't get around much, do you?
00:13:13What do you mean?
00:13:14You mean you haven't heard?
00:13:16There's no food in the village.
00:13:17The giant, he's taken everything.
00:13:19He's even taken your father's crown jewels, didn't he?
00:13:22That's why I have to marry Prince Arthur.
00:13:24Well, isn't it a love match?
00:13:26I've never even seen him.
00:13:28But his people have money.
00:13:32Did you ever have to marry a man you've never seen?
00:13:36They tell me I'm a boy.
00:13:40So you are.
00:13:41And a very nice boy.
00:13:44Thank you, Your Highness.
00:13:45Why don't you run away?
00:13:47Princesses can't do that.
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:50But maybe he'll be young and handsome and you'll fall madly in love with him.
00:13:55That only happens in fairy tales.
00:13:58But thank you for the water.
00:14:00Thank you, Your Highness.
00:14:01And Princess, remember, have courage, fear nothing when you're in the right.
00:14:07Well, that's my motto.
00:14:17Jack!
00:14:19Yes, Mother?
00:14:20Jack, you must stop talking to yourself.
00:14:23I wasn't talking to myself, Mother.
00:14:25I was talking to the Princess Eloise.
00:14:28Princesses don't talk to peasant boys.
00:14:32Oh, Jack.
00:14:33When are you going to grow up and get some sense?
00:14:36Does one go with the other?
00:14:39Jack, I've come to a very important decision.
00:14:42You're not going to give me away.
00:14:44No.
00:14:45If we're not to starve, I'll have to sell our last valuable possession.
00:14:50No.
00:14:50You're not going to sell the cow.
00:14:52She has to go.
00:14:54You can't sell Henry.
00:14:57Jack, how many times have I told you Henry isn't a proper name for a cow?
00:15:01All right.
00:15:02From now on, I'll call her Albert.
00:15:04But you still can't sell Henry.
00:15:07Take her to the market this morning.
00:15:09But be sure to get a good price.
00:15:13Yes, Mother.
00:15:14You can depend on me.
00:15:16Whatever they bid, I'll bid higher.
00:15:20Jack, you'll be selling, not buying.
00:15:23There's a difference?
00:15:27Fetch me a pail of water and then be on your way.
00:15:31Yes, Mother.
00:15:39Now look, Henry.
00:15:41This is the last time I'm going to let you look.
00:15:43You look beautiful.
00:15:46You and I are going to part very soon.
00:15:51You are the only thing I love.
00:15:55Now this is the last look you're going to get, Henry.
00:15:57Take a look.
00:15:58Don't you look pretty?
00:16:00Oh, parting is such sorrow.
00:16:02You got to go, Henry.
00:16:09Tell me, young fellow, will this road take me to the royal palace?
00:16:12No, sir.
00:16:13But your horse will.
00:16:14Say, you're Prince Arthur.
00:16:15So they tell me.
00:16:17Oh, boy.
00:16:17Will a princess be surprised?
00:16:20Princess Eloise?
00:16:21Mm-hmm.
00:16:22You should have heard what she said about you this morning.
00:16:24No worse than I said about her.
00:16:26Any girl who will marry a man for his father's money.
00:16:33Uh-oh.
00:16:34The giant.
00:16:38It's the giant, Henry.
00:16:39But you're safe with me.
00:16:43I won't let him take you.
00:16:47See?
00:16:48What did I tell you, Henry?
00:16:49I protected you.
00:16:51Now look, Henry.
00:16:52I got to go tell the prince about the bad giant they hear.
00:16:55Hey, Prince.
00:16:57Where did you go?
00:16:57Oh, come on.
00:16:59This is no time to play games.
00:17:01Oh, Prince.
00:17:02Oh, Prince.
00:17:04Hey, Prince.
00:17:05Hey, Prince.
00:17:06Hey, Prince.
00:17:07Hey, Prince.
00:17:09Hey, Prince.
00:17:11Hey, Prince.
00:17:13Hey, Prince.
00:17:14That's your buddy.
00:17:16Alfred.
00:17:17Help me.
00:17:23He's a rough one, Henry.
00:17:26Oh, come on now.
00:17:34But why don't you have any cloth?
00:17:35My good woman.
00:17:37For cloth, you need wool.
00:17:38And for wool, you need sheep.
00:17:39And someone stole all our sheep.
00:17:41Oh, I don't believe that silly story about the giant.
00:17:44Oh, there's a giant all right, Mrs. Mercatroyd.
00:17:46Because I saw him.
00:17:47You see a lot of things that other people don't.
00:17:50Did you really see him, Jack?
00:17:51I saw his shadow.
00:17:53How do you know it was the giant shadow?
00:17:55That's a very good question.
00:17:57Goodbye.
00:17:57Where are you taking my cow?
00:17:59I'm going to take my cow to Mr. Dinklepuss, the butcher.
00:18:14What's all the excitement?
00:18:15You have a whole cow.
00:18:16Hey, don't you try to deceive us.
00:18:17You're not going to hold this one to the black market.
00:18:20The idea is selling those less sirloin sticks for seven cents a pound.
00:18:24There ought to be a law.
00:18:25Oh, ladies, ladies, ladies.
00:18:27I haven't seen a cow around here for months.
00:18:28But you bring somebody to me with such an animal, I'll reward him like he's never been rewarded in his
00:18:34life.
00:18:34I'll make him rich.
00:18:35Richer beyond his dreams.
00:18:37I'll pour gold into his pocket.
00:18:39I'll pour gold so deep that...
00:18:42Wait a minute.
00:18:43Not that scrawny animal.
00:18:46You're not trying to pawn him off to me as first grade beef.
00:18:49Why wouldn't let my worst customer use him for stew?
00:18:53Her.
00:18:54And I love Henry.
00:18:56Well, everybody to their taste, but come inside, Jack, and I'll give you the best deal that I can afford.
00:19:03Come on, Henry.
00:19:10Imagine that.
00:19:11I mean, all the beef we haven't had me look at this big cow.
00:19:14I'd like to get some of that.
00:19:15I certainly would, too.
00:19:21What you doing?
00:19:22Hey, what's the idea of that?
00:19:23Well, I don't want everyone to know how generous I am.
00:19:26Oh.
00:19:27How much are you going to give me for the cow?
00:19:28What, you're asking money for that wonderful animal?
00:19:30I was going to give you beans.
00:19:32What do I want with beans?
00:19:34What do you want with my magic beans?
00:19:36I should have my head examined.
00:19:38Huh.
00:19:38Trying to make you rich.
00:19:40Money you're asking for, eh?
00:19:41I'll give you money.
00:19:43Worthless money.
00:19:44How much you want.
00:19:45Any price at all.
00:19:46How much?
00:19:47Now, wait a minute, Mr. Binklepuss.
00:19:48Who?
00:19:48I don't want that worthless money.
00:19:50Either I get the magic beans or I take Henry home.
00:19:53Oh, you strike a hard bargain, boy.
00:19:55No beans, no cow.
00:19:58Well, I know when I'm late.
00:20:00Come on out in the garden.
00:20:01I keep my beans hidden out there.
00:20:03Come on.
00:20:04Magic beans.
00:20:05You've got to get up awfully early in the morning to put anything over on me.
00:20:10Come on, Henry.
00:20:12Let's go, Henry.
00:20:15Henry.
00:20:17One, two, three, four.
00:20:21Now, they must be around here someplace.
00:20:23You've got to keep them buried, you know.
00:20:25You can't let the village know where these magic beans are.
00:20:28They're priceless.
00:20:32There they are.
00:20:34My magic beans.
00:20:37Don't tell anybody that I gave them to you, will you?
00:20:41Yes, sir.
00:20:41Shh.
00:20:41It's a secret.
00:20:43But I'll never realize, I'll never know how you ever talked me out of them.
00:20:47Mr. Binklepuss.
00:20:48What?
00:20:50Can I say goodbye to Henry?
00:20:52Well, surely.
00:20:52Go ahead.
00:20:53Alone.
00:20:54Alone?
00:20:54Right ahead.
00:21:03I've got to say goodbye now.
00:21:05Be a good boy for Mr. Binklepuss.
00:21:10Do you mind if I kiss you goodbye, Henry?
00:21:21You're such a good pal.
00:21:25The princess.
00:21:27The giant has told the princess.
00:21:29Henry, you hear what they're yelling?
00:21:32The giant has kidnapped the princess.
00:21:36Goodbye, Henry.
00:21:38The giant has told the princess.
00:21:40The princess.
00:22:01Don't worry.
00:22:04I've been robbed.
00:22:05I've been robbed.
00:22:08Mother!
00:22:11Mother!
00:22:15A terrible thing has happened.
00:22:17Oh, somebody swindled you out of our cowl.
00:22:19Oh, no.
00:22:20I made a nice deal for Henry.
00:22:22But the giant kidnapped the princess and is holding her for ransom.
00:22:26Oh, the poor girl.
00:22:28I'll gladly contribute the money you got for the cowl.
00:22:30Money?
00:22:32Only a fool would take worthless money for such a valuable animal.
00:22:36I got five magic beans.
00:22:38Oh, Jack.
00:22:40Why is it whenever I send you on an errand, you always do the wrong thing?
00:22:44One, two, three, four, five magic beans.
00:22:48Ain't I a smart boy for outsmarting a butcher?
00:22:51You were indeed.
00:22:53Plant the beans, my boy.
00:22:56Maybe they'll grow something that we can eat.
00:22:58Mother.
00:22:59Plant the beans, Jack.
00:23:03I'll plant the beans.
00:23:05I'll plant them.
00:23:12Oh, you're not ordinary beans, are you?
00:23:16Please, beans.
00:23:18Will you grow like magic beans?
00:23:21So I can prove to my mother and everybody else that I'm not addled brain like they think I am?
00:23:28Or am I?
00:23:30Oh, magic beans.
00:23:37One, two, three, four, five.
00:23:44Grow.
00:23:45Please grow.
00:23:53Jack, will you please go to bed?
00:23:57Yes, Mother.
00:24:01Please grow for me, magic beans.
00:24:04Please.
00:24:12Bye.
00:24:15Bye.
00:24:18Bye.
00:24:46Mother!
00:24:47Mother!
00:24:50Mother!
00:24:58Mother!
00:25:00Jack!
00:25:01What do you want?
00:25:02Will you please get my mother?
00:25:03I am your mother.
00:25:06Mother.
00:25:07Look!
00:25:08Look!
00:25:09The beanstalk!
00:25:29The beanstalk!
00:25:31Look at that!
00:25:32It goes way up in the sky!
00:25:35I tell you all!
00:25:36I grew this beanstalk last night!
00:25:39With five beans that I planted!
00:25:41Five magic beans!
00:25:43Jack, dear, please stop repeating that nonsense.
00:25:45Mother, this isn't nonsense.
00:25:47This is the truth.
00:25:48Hey!
00:25:49Are those the beans that I gave you for that cow that disappeared?
00:25:52You mean Henry ran away?
00:25:53Yes, and I want my beans back.
00:25:55Don't you dare disturb that beanstalk.
00:25:58It might lead up to the giant's castle.
00:25:59So what?
00:26:00So what?
00:26:01Maybe a brave boy will climb that beanstalk and kill the giant and save the princess and live happily ever
00:26:08after.
00:26:09Oh, no, Jack.
00:26:10The giant will kill you like he did your poor father.
00:26:13Have no fear, Mother.
00:26:15I'm gonna climb that beanstalk.
00:26:16And I'm gonna kill the giant and avenge my father.
00:26:19And then I'm gonna save the princess.
00:26:21And while I'm up there, I'll look for our little Nellie.
00:26:23You mean this boy had a sister?
00:26:26You poor unfortunate woman.
00:26:28Oh, no.
00:26:29Nellie was our hen who laid the golden eggs.
00:26:32A hen that lays a golden egg?
00:26:34Fourteen carat.
00:26:35Up there?
00:26:36Oh, sure.
00:26:37Well, let me help you, my boy.
00:26:39Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:40I'll go along with you.
00:26:41Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:41That's the boy.
00:26:42Take your time now.
00:26:44Here we go.
00:26:45Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:50Don't worry, Mrs. Strong.
00:26:52He won't be back.
00:26:53You don't understand.
00:26:55He wasn't much.
00:26:57But he was all I had.
00:27:10There goes Jack, the reckless fool.
00:27:14A scooting up a beanstalk.
00:27:17And with another fool.
00:27:19Maybe tonight the two will be bottling alcohol.
00:27:23There goes Jack, the village loon.
00:27:27And almost up the beanstalk.
00:27:29Scamperin' to the moon.
00:27:32Doesn't know what he's doin'.
00:27:33He's hurryin' to his rune.
00:27:36No giant finds it bothersome to grapple with the midget.
00:27:39He'll pin in Jack beneath his thumb and spank him with a digit.
00:27:44Spank him with a digit.
00:27:48Jack and the beanstalk will long remember when.
00:27:52He shitted up the stock to build a giant in his day.
00:27:57Once up the beanstalk.
00:27:59If Jack is set of fun.
00:28:01Then Jack be nimble.
00:28:03Jack be quick.
00:28:04Go Jack, you're good as fun.
00:28:06Up, up, up, up, up.
00:28:08There he goes.
00:28:11Up to where no holly goes.
00:28:15Long is the beanstalk and short is little Jack.
00:28:19The long and short of it is busy ever coming back.
00:28:23Jack, Jack and the beanstalk.
00:28:26There goes Jack.
00:28:28But is Jack ever coming back?
00:28:33I'll be back and when I reappear with the giant by the pier.
00:28:38You will tell the kids the legend of the famous giant killer.
00:28:44Jack and the beanstalk.
00:28:47Jack and the beanstalk.
00:28:53Jack and the beanstalk.
00:28:55Jack and the beanstalk.
00:28:59Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:03Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:05Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:05Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:07Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:08Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:10Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:11Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:12Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:14Jack and the beanstalk.
00:29:49Come on, Mr. Big O'Possey.
00:29:53Here, here.
00:29:54Now, wait a minute.
00:29:56Big, big, big.
00:29:58Oh, shh!
00:30:02Take it easy.
00:30:05Let's go.
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:19The giant!
00:30:20I'm the butcher.
00:30:22Well, cut me up.
00:30:25Mr. Tinklepuss.
00:30:26What?
00:30:26The giant's castle.
00:30:28Hey, you're right.
00:30:31Look at it.
00:30:35Come on.
00:30:36We're in giant land.
00:30:47Wait a minute.
00:30:48Hmm?
00:30:49Look at those footprints.
00:30:51Uh-oh.
00:30:52We must be getting close to the giant.
00:30:54Come on.
00:30:59Mr. Tinklepuss.
00:31:01Now, wait a minute.
00:31:03Are you sure that hen Nellie lays golden eggs?
00:31:06Uh-huh.
00:31:07Fourteen carat?
00:31:08Uh-huh.
00:31:09Well, then don't be afraid.
00:31:11I won't.
00:31:11Just follow me.
00:31:33Wait a minute.
00:31:34Mr. Tinklepuss.
00:31:35What's the matter?
00:31:35How come your shadow is bigger than mine?
00:31:37Well, the taller you are, the taller your shadow.
00:31:40You see, that's the basic principle of mathematics.
00:31:43I am shorter than you.
00:31:45Therefore, my shadow should be smaller than yours.
00:31:50Mathematically speaking, right?
00:31:52Right.
00:31:52Why?
00:31:53My shadow is making a fool out of your mathematics.
00:31:57Why, that's impossible.
00:31:59That can't be your shadow.
00:32:01No?
00:32:02Well, watch this.
00:32:11Amazing.
00:32:12You think so?
00:32:13Now, watch this.
00:32:19Can you imagine that?
00:32:21Now, if I didn't see this with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
00:32:25It's absolute...
00:32:26It's...
00:32:26It's...
00:32:29Hey.
00:32:31What?
00:32:31The...
00:32:32The...
00:32:39The...
00:32:39Let me just take a portion.
00:32:41You've got to look at this.
00:32:42This is...
00:32:42This is terrific.
00:33:03Mr. Dinglepuss.
00:33:06Mr. Dinglepuss!
00:33:09Oh, I think he's afraid of my shadow.
00:33:13Why don't you be like me?
00:33:15I'm brave.
00:33:17Because...
00:33:18I fear nothing when I am in the right.
00:33:22Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.
00:33:31I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.
00:33:36And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.
00:33:46I'll be defiant and be obstreperous if any giant should try salt and pepperous.
00:33:56And I'll rise up, up to my fullest height.
00:34:01Because I fear absolutely nothing when I am in the right.
00:34:11A man believes what he believes.
00:34:14And by these principles a man must stand.
00:34:16A time will come for rolled up sleeves.
00:34:19And it might help to have a fist on hand.
00:34:21If I believe that I am right, there's only one thing to be done.
00:34:26I don't go looking for a fight.
00:34:28But I have never run away from one.
00:34:33But only fools will take a dare.
00:34:36And there are things that only fools will find.
00:34:38If you smell trouble in the air...
00:34:41I'll hold my breath until a breeze blows by.
00:34:45I'll snore defiance like some rhinoceros.
00:34:51Afraid of giants.
00:34:53Now isn't that preposterous?
00:34:56I find courage a thing of great delight.
00:35:01Sing filiae and filiae with steady hand and steely eye.
00:35:06I fear nothing when I am in the right.
00:35:12I fear nothing in your background.
00:35:42Ha, ha, ha!
00:36:12How did you get here before me?
00:36:14I made a new path through the forest.
00:36:15Did you see what I saw?
00:36:16Did you see that giant?
00:36:17He's as big as the trees.
00:36:20Please, why did you ever talk me into this thing?
00:36:22I didn't talk you into this.
00:36:24Now listen, you know my reputation in the village.
00:36:26You know I didn't listen to you.
00:36:27Why did I ever let you do it?
00:36:29Why did you do it?
00:36:30Don't stand there with your mouth wide open.
00:36:31Say something.
00:36:32Mr. Dinkelpuss, I'm up here to save the princess.
00:36:35The princess?
00:36:36We gotta save her.
00:36:37You're right, the princess.
00:36:38There's the castle.
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:42Come on.
00:36:43I...
00:36:43What am I doing?
00:36:44Go ahead.
00:37:03Oh, it's beautiful.
00:37:06But it's a trifle too small for me.
00:37:08A trifle, she says.
00:37:11Glory be and I do wish I knew why the master keeps a wench like you around.
00:37:14He likes my cooking.
00:37:16And I don't want to hear another word out of you.
00:37:19A cooking?
00:37:20Can you make an Irish stew?
00:37:22Can you boil a potato like me poor mother used to boil them?
00:37:24I can put you back in the cupboard if you don't shut up.
00:37:27And I can tell the master you never put the princess in her cell like he told you to.
00:37:31You win this time.
00:37:33Patrick always wins.
00:37:35Come back to her in my morning, my morning.
00:37:40Ah, it is in fine voice I am today.
00:37:43I still can't believe that harp talks.
00:37:46He talks too much.
00:37:49How do I look?
00:37:51Ready to be locked up.
00:37:52What do I have to be?
00:37:54Orders, me dainty beauty, orders.
00:37:56Unfortunately, he's right.
00:38:03I meant to ask you, are you the giant's wife?
00:38:06Heavens no, I'm his housekeeper.
00:38:08He stole me last year from another kingdom.
00:38:10Well, what'll he do with me?
00:38:12Release you for ransom money, perhaps.
00:38:14And if there is no ransom money?
00:38:16You'd make a lovely Sunday dinner.
00:38:35Music in a dungeon like this?
00:38:37Thank you for calling in music, whoever you may be.
00:38:40Who is he?
00:38:41A troubadour the giant picked up yesterday.
00:38:55Who are you?
00:38:56Just a girl from the village below.
00:38:59What's your name?
00:39:03Darlene.
00:39:05Are you as pretty as your name?
00:39:07My guess is yes.
00:39:13That's a nice melody.
00:39:15Are there words to it?
00:39:16Not yet, but there can be by tonight.
00:39:19What will you be doing?
00:39:22What did you have in mind?
00:39:24A rendezvous in the garden.
00:39:26I'll speak to the giant about it.
00:39:32I smell the blood of an Englishman.
00:39:36Be he alive or be he dead.
00:39:40I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
00:39:43Mister, if I'm too heavy for you, I just leave orc.
00:39:46Me too.
00:39:46Ha ha ha!
00:39:56Open the door!
00:39:58Take me with you.
00:40:02Open the door!
00:40:06Open the door!
00:40:09Open it!
00:40:22here's some extra help for the kitchen you're a little one aren't you but i grow on people
00:40:29bless you me boy bless you who said that what do you know a talking heart
00:40:36you said that i said bless you and i'm sorry now that i see your silly little face a bit
00:40:40closer
00:40:42i mean thank you master oh it is a sight for soros it is yeah thank you patrick well i'm
00:40:49off to hunt
00:40:49in the forest will you want any supper just a midnight snack anyone we know could be
00:40:59what's the matter with you did you hear that i hope it's not me
00:41:14come with me
00:41:24i'll show you what you're supposed to do yeah you show me and i'll show him make the little fat
00:41:28one
00:41:28work till his back breaks oh i love the sound of cracking bones you're a bad heart and you're
00:41:34gonna have a bad end sticks and stones sticks and stones all right blabbermouth into the cupboard
00:41:39you go don't you dare put me in that dark cupboard again don't you dare a thousand curses on you
00:41:44well i'll have me revenge come back to where my morning my morning a thousand curses on you master
00:41:58that harp had very bad bringing up you must be hungry would you like a glass of milk before supper
00:42:03is ready uh thanks thank you miss or is it miss it's miss why well when i look at you
00:42:09now now wait
00:42:10now now you're too young to go out with girls yeah but this might age me fast
00:42:17here's to us now leave that alone i don't want to lose any of it well don't get hoggish
00:42:22to us why you sweep me off my feet i'd need a little help for that well here
00:42:32it's henry's she's here how do you know no other milk ever tasted this pleasant where is she
00:42:39there's plenty of time for that but i have an idea how we can escape if you're interested
00:42:44we're interested not me not unless i can take along the princess does she mean that much to you
00:42:50oh no you jealous you needn't be i promised my mother that i would return home with the princess
00:42:58and after all a boy's best mother is his friend
00:43:09your song's finished my song listen
00:43:20darling a song for darling darling for you alone
00:43:35darling your name is music
00:43:43music music music music i've never known
00:43:49he walks in heaven who walks with music
00:43:59and it's heaven being here
00:44:04and it's heaven being here
00:44:06heaven being very near
00:44:11darling my darling darling
00:44:25my song is
00:44:33my song is
00:44:34your
00:44:37that's beautiful
00:44:39it's mush
00:44:41jack
00:44:41princess
00:44:42shh
00:44:43don't call me that
00:44:44what do you hear incognito
00:44:46well sort of
00:44:47there's a young man in the next cell and i don't want him to know who i am
00:44:51why not
00:44:52all my life i've wanted someone to know me as me
00:44:55not as princess eloise
00:44:58you have but the command your highness
00:45:00here
00:45:01eat this
00:45:02that will make you good and strong so we can sail you over the wall
00:45:05sail me over the wall
00:45:06yes we're gonna build catapults out in the garden and the housekeeper she thought of it
00:45:11she's on our side
00:45:12wonderful
00:45:13you don't suppose she'd let us out tonight for a rendezvous in the garden
00:45:17princess
00:45:19i didn't think that you cared for me
00:45:22not you
00:45:23i meant the young man i told you about
00:45:26oh
00:45:27well
00:45:28if i approve
00:45:29after all i am one of your royal subjects
00:45:32and i do so want to see our princess go out with the right fellow
00:45:37goodbye your highness
00:45:44prince arthur
00:45:45i wondered what happened to you
00:45:47say uh
00:45:48aren't you the young fellow with the cow
00:45:51i'm alone now
00:45:53here's your supper
00:45:55i guess the princess was disappointed when i didn't show up for the wedding
00:45:58i never saw a girl cry so much in her life
00:46:01what are you whispering for
00:46:02i don't want the girl in the other cell to know i'm a prince
00:46:06you know
00:46:06no uh
00:46:07look you seem to have some influence around here
00:46:10you don't suppose you could
00:46:11let you out tonight so you could have a rendezvous in the garden
00:46:14how did you know
00:46:15it's a secret
00:46:17but first of all
00:46:18i'll have to get you some other clothes
00:46:20because the clothes you have on make you look too much like a prince
00:46:23prince
00:46:24er
00:46:24your highness
00:46:25excuse me
00:46:28i'm sorry
00:46:36what have you decided
00:46:38well
00:46:39his parents don't have the background of yours
00:46:41but he's a wonderful fellow
00:46:42and your loyal subject approves
00:46:44thank you jack
00:47:06i just got through telling the housekeeper
00:47:08and now i'm gonna tell you
00:47:09what's on your mind
00:47:10the prince is not the prince
00:47:11and the princess is not the princess
00:47:12then who are they
00:47:13just a boy and girl in love
00:47:15tonight
00:47:16i want you to order a full moon
00:47:17and keep the stars shining bright
00:47:19history is gonna be made tonight
00:47:24princess
00:47:25mr dinklepuss
00:47:26i just got through telling you
00:47:28she's not the princess
00:47:29she's darlene
00:47:30marja princess
00:47:30are these the catapults
00:47:32yes
00:47:32this is my own creation
00:47:33you see all you have to do is
00:47:35get on here
00:47:35i cut the rope
00:47:37and zoom you right over the wall
00:47:39will it work
00:47:40she's asking me
00:47:41will it work
00:47:44i'm asking you too
00:47:45will it work
00:47:46will it work
00:47:47get on here jack
00:47:48wait a minute
00:47:49is it dangerous
00:47:50well it's far too dangerous
00:47:52for a human being
00:47:52but get on here
00:47:53i'll show you whether it'll work or not
00:47:55wait a minute
00:47:56too dangerous
00:47:57much too dangerous
00:47:58for a human being
00:48:01come princess
00:48:02i mean darlene
00:48:09oh it's a lovely night
00:48:11to be somebody else
00:48:13tell me
00:48:14what's he like
00:48:15he sings very pretty
00:48:16oh i know
00:48:17but shall i
00:48:18shall i let him kiss me
00:48:20if he tries
00:48:21oh princess
00:48:24why not
00:48:27i have your word
00:48:28you won't try to escape
00:48:29you have my word
00:48:39jack
00:48:43he loves me
00:48:46he loves me not
00:48:49he loves me
00:48:51stop right there
00:48:52don't take a chance
00:48:55you're
00:48:56and you're
00:48:59that's right
00:49:00is it
00:49:01i didn't expect somebody
00:49:04so
00:49:05neither did i
00:49:07won't you
00:49:09sit down
00:49:10thank you i will
00:49:15would i be bold
00:49:16if i
00:49:17if you put your armor on me
00:49:25there's a dreamer's cloth
00:49:27that dreamers weave
00:49:32a tapestry
00:49:35of make-believe
00:49:39the fine brocade
00:49:43of all your schemes
00:49:48exquisite fabric
00:49:51from the mill of dreams
00:49:55the threads
00:49:59are golden
00:50:01of silken strands
00:50:07but not to hold
00:50:10in his eager hands
00:50:19maybe if someday
00:50:23our arms entwine
00:50:28we'll weave
00:50:30a dreamer's cloth
00:50:32that's yours
00:50:35and mine
00:50:41imagination
00:50:42isn't real
00:50:44but isn't it
00:50:46a spinning wheel
00:50:48that spins the fabric
00:50:50on the room
00:50:52the frame that has
00:50:54a world
00:50:56of room
00:51:00so spin your world
00:51:03and round you go
00:51:04and sew
00:51:05and stitch
00:51:06and stitch
00:51:07and sew
00:51:08the dreams you spin
00:51:10are finely spun
00:51:12and dreamers work
00:51:14is never done
00:51:19the threads
00:51:20are golden
00:51:22of silken strands
00:51:28but not to hold
00:51:31in these eager hands
00:51:38maybe if someday
00:51:41our arms entwine
00:51:47we'll weave
00:51:49a dreamer's cloth
00:51:51that's yours
00:51:53and mine
00:51:58if only dreamers
00:52:02cloth
00:52:02were yours
00:52:05and mine
00:52:15he's kissing her
00:52:17I mean
00:52:18she's kissing him
00:52:27they're in love
00:52:31dance
00:52:33yes
00:52:45they're in love
00:52:47I'm looking at
00:52:47with this
00:52:47you
00:52:47it's
00:52:48I'm not
00:52:53I'm not
00:52:54I'm not
00:52:55I'm not
00:52:56I'm not
00:52:56I'm not
00:52:56I'm not
00:52:56I'm not
00:52:57I'm not
00:52:57I'm not
00:52:58I'm not
00:52:59I'm not
00:55:23What are you doing with the hammer?
00:55:23What am I doing with the hammer?
00:55:25I'm going to tap every one of those hens till I find the one that lays the golden egg.
00:55:29Do you want a cracker?
00:55:30No.
00:55:31I'm sick and tired of that line.
00:55:36Mr. Dinglepuss, make sure you find Nellie.
00:55:39I'll find her, all right.
00:55:45Mr. Dinglepuss?
00:55:47Yes?
00:55:47Did you find Nellie yet?
00:55:48Not yet.
00:55:49Well, she's easy to find.
00:55:51She's pure white and wears a little red hat.
00:55:54Have you got that chicken food mixed up yet?
00:55:56Oh, it will be soon.
00:55:57And where do you see the eggs they lay?
00:55:59Well, hurry up.
00:56:00I've got to get to the catapults.
00:56:09I'm a little farm boy.
00:56:11I'm one guy who knows how to mix this food, Mr. Dinglepuss.
00:56:14Well, feed the chickens.
00:56:15I will.
00:56:35Go ahead and feed it to him.
00:56:36Okay.
00:56:37Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky.
00:56:47And a good, good morning to you, master.
00:56:49Good morning, heart.
00:56:52Housekeeper, housekeeper.
00:56:56Where's my breakfast?
00:56:57On the way.
00:56:59Now, bring me my favorite hen.
00:57:00Oh, what, heaven forbid, do you see in that white feathered bitty?
00:57:04Golden eggs, Patrick.
00:57:05Solid golden eggs.
00:57:11The cells are unlocked and I put the keys back.
00:57:14The whispering, master.
00:57:15What are they whispering about?
00:57:17Oh, I hate him.
00:57:18Please take care of yourself.
00:57:22I think she's worried.
00:57:23She cares for me.
00:57:25Where's my breakfast?
00:57:28Yes, master.
00:57:29Here's the eggs.
00:57:30Everything is going fine.
00:57:31I'll go mad.
00:57:32Stark, raving mad if they don't stop that whispering.
00:57:35Hey, get a load of those jewels.
00:57:39Come on.
00:57:40Come on.
00:57:43Beautiful they are.
00:57:45But can they bring you happiness?
00:57:49How'd that little one get in here?
00:57:53Where's my breakfast?
00:57:55You heard it, the giant.
00:58:01Can I help you put them away?
00:58:03Can I trust you?
00:58:05Why, what a ridiculous question.
00:58:08Can I trust you?
00:58:09Well, frankly, no.
00:58:12My jewel of jewels.
00:58:14My jewel of jewels.
00:58:16What can she do that I can't do?
00:58:19Can you lay a golden egg?
00:58:21I should have, I thought.
00:58:24Show him how talented you are.
00:58:28Lay, hen, lay.
00:58:39Nellie.
00:58:39Nellie.
00:58:41How could you?
00:58:46It's only gold.
00:58:47It's my main source of wealth.
00:58:50Take her away.
00:58:53You.
00:58:54Hey, yes, sir.
00:58:55I like a dishonest man who admits it.
00:58:57Carry these jewels back to the vault.
00:59:00She'll show you where it is.
00:59:01Yes, sir.
00:59:08Do I or don't I get my breakfast?
00:59:11Yes, sir.
00:59:12Man could starve around here.
00:59:13Make me a small omelet.
00:59:15Two eggs?
00:59:16Twenty-two.
00:59:18Twenty-two.
00:59:20Fresh laid this morning.
00:59:22I fixed them special breakfast food myself.
00:59:24I've been killed myself.
00:59:39I've been happy.
00:59:42I've been, I've been the last one.
00:59:46I've been buoys for the last one.
00:59:49I've been to the last one.
00:59:50Cheers!
01:00:25Ah, I need to go!
01:00:38What's all that shooting around here?
01:00:40Don't ask me, ask the eggs.
01:00:42Eggs don't explode.
01:00:43Oh, no.
01:00:45Hold this.
01:00:52Eat.
01:00:58There.
01:01:03Ah, kill him.
01:01:26You numbskull.
01:01:30I can't eat you.
01:01:31Ruin my appetite.
01:01:33Oh, Mr. Giant, you should eat something.
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:37Yeah.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:40No.
01:01:41No.
01:01:42Oh, yeah.
01:01:44Oh, no.
01:01:45No.
01:01:47No.
01:01:49Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:01:51Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:01:58Boy, when the giant gets that in the stomach.
01:02:01I'll go get the giant.
01:02:06I smell the blood of an Englishman.
01:02:11Be he alive or be he dead.
01:02:15I'll grind his bones and make my bread.
01:02:23Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:27Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:29Dinkalpuss!
01:02:31Oh, Mr. Giant, go!
01:02:37The prince and the princess.
01:02:38They're trying to escape.
01:02:40What the?
01:02:41They've taken your jewels and your hand that lays the golden egg.
01:02:46The scoundrels!
01:02:48Keep him solid.
01:03:09Who's trying to steal my treasures?
01:03:12We are.
01:03:12What about them?
01:03:23Oh!
01:03:25Nice work, Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:03:27Hey, get everybody ready.
01:03:28Get the catapult all set and I'll take care of him.
01:03:31Come on.
01:03:32Polly, get the chains.
01:03:34Hurry up.
01:03:35Hurry up, Polly.
01:03:36I want to get them all tied up.
01:03:43Hold up, Polly.
01:03:45Hold up.
01:03:46I have my stuff.
01:03:46I have my stuff.
01:03:50Okay, Polly.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:53Go upstairs now.
01:03:54I'll take care of him.
01:04:09Oh, you still hurt.
01:04:12Oh!
01:04:17That's smart.
01:04:20Come on.
01:04:21Come on.
01:04:23Quiet, you folks out in the garden.
01:04:25The door's locked.
01:04:26Well, where's the key?
01:04:26The giant must have it.
01:04:28It isn't worth the rest of the keys.
01:04:29Oh.
01:04:30How about the window?
01:04:31It's too high.
01:04:32Too high.
01:04:33Too high.
01:04:33Door's locked.
01:04:34The window's too high.
01:04:35Think, Jack.
01:04:36Think.
01:04:38I got it.
01:04:39What?
01:04:39You take Darlene.
01:04:40Put her on the mantelpiece over the fireplace.
01:04:42Hurry up.
01:04:42Come on.
01:04:42Quick.
01:04:43Mr. Dinkalpuss, you and Polly get under the chandelier.
01:04:46Wait a minute.
01:04:46Wait a minute.
01:04:47Get under the chandelier.
01:04:48Hurry up.
01:05:06Master, master.
01:05:07Tis a black day indeed.
01:05:08You keep your mouth shut or I'll cut you to ribbons.
01:05:11Hey, hey.
01:05:12Come here.
01:05:13Now, look.
01:05:14I'm going to get the chandelier over here.
01:05:15I'm going to put you on and sail you right out the window.
01:05:17And Darlene's coming next.
01:05:18Now, you get it.
01:05:18Quick out.
01:05:35Here you are.
01:05:37Do be careful.
01:05:38I'll try.
01:05:49Come on, Mr. Dinkalpuss.
01:05:50You're next.
01:05:52I'll be right back.
01:05:53I forgot a couple of things.
01:06:09Mr. Dinkalpuss.
01:06:11Why, you greedy boy.
01:06:12What do you mean?
01:06:13What are you doing with the giant stools and my nulli?
01:06:15Never mind that.
01:06:16Swing me out of here.
01:06:17Take your time.
01:06:18There's no rush.
01:06:18What do you mean?
01:06:19Quiet.
01:06:20Quiet, my little gold mine.
01:06:22It's my nulli.
01:06:23Let me see the jewels.
01:06:24Oh, no.
01:06:25They're mine.
01:06:26All mine.
01:06:27I share them with no one.
01:06:28I come a long ways with...
01:06:30I come...
01:06:31Oh.
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:35Mr. Dinkalpuss, I have not seen a fish like that since I've seen a pork chop in the window.
01:06:39And you have no fear.
01:06:41Polly and I, we chained the giant up down in the dungeon.
01:06:43He can't get away because if I left him...
01:06:56Now, Mr. Dinkalpuss, can you come one step forward?
01:06:59I'll let you have it.
01:07:04Help me.
01:07:06Help me.
01:07:19Mr. Dinkalpuss, grab the chandelier and swing out the window.
01:07:22Here it comes.
01:07:35You all right?
01:07:36Yes.
01:07:37I'm all right.
01:07:38Come on, let's get to the catapults.
01:07:48Let's get to the catapults.
01:08:00Hey!
01:08:00Hey! Hey, you! Hey!
01:08:27Hey, you!
01:08:34Hey, you!
01:08:35Wait there! How's the battle piece?
01:08:44Howard! Push you into the cigar!
01:08:46I will show you the mercy!
01:08:48I will...
01:08:50Hurry up! Hurry up!
01:08:59Wait a minute! I'm caught on something!
01:09:03Wait a minute!
01:09:06Hold it! Wait a minute!
01:09:22Wait a minute!
01:09:24My sword!
01:09:30Wait a minute!
01:09:34Hey! Hey!
01:09:38Hey!
01:09:39Hey!
01:10:05Let's go.
01:10:11I fear nothing when I'm in the right.
01:10:18All aboard for the catapult express.
01:10:20Well, cut the ropes.
01:10:21No, no, no, not that one.
01:10:22Cut the ropes first.
01:10:23Then cut yours.
01:10:24But don't forget to get on.
01:10:25Okay.
01:10:27Good boy.
01:10:27Hey, want me to help you with the jewels?
01:10:29No, no, you don't.
01:10:30They're mine.
01:10:33Cut the ropes.
01:10:43All right, my boy.
01:10:45Hey, give it.
01:10:49Goodbye, Mr. John.
01:10:51Here I go.
01:11:02Mr. Dinkapult.
01:11:06Oh, please come down and get me like a good little tree.
01:11:09Oh, please.
01:11:36Oh, please.
01:11:39Yes.
01:11:54Oh, please.
01:12:01Oh, please.
01:12:12Mr. Dinko Puss, Mr. Dinko Puss, the giant got me, oh, what pain, I'm too young to die, is this
01:12:28kid kidding, Mr. Dinko Puss, you gotta help me,
01:12:34so I...
01:13:10That was a close one.
01:13:28What about Jack?
01:13:30I'm afraid he gave his life for us.
01:13:32I'm afraid he gave his life for us.
01:14:25I'm afraid he gave his life for us.
01:14:30I'm afraid he gave his life for us.
01:14:30I'm afraid he gave his life for us.
01:14:45I'm afraid he gave his life for us.
01:14:46I could have had a good life.
01:14:46Why isn't he?
01:14:46I can't believe in it.
01:14:46I can't believe in it.
01:14:47You should be mad at me.
01:14:47What is he?
01:14:49Oh, no, no.
01:14:50Oh, my God.
01:15:36Look, I found a diamond.
01:15:41Look, a diamond.
01:15:48I see three people descending.
01:15:50My dear boy Jack, do you see him?
01:15:54Oh, Mary, you've come back to us.
01:15:57You'll be rich again.
01:16:00The king, the king.
01:16:02All hail the king.
01:16:26My daughter.
01:16:28Oh, thank heaven you're safe.
01:16:31She's the princess.
01:16:33Princess Eloise?
01:16:34Why, of course, Prince Arthur.
01:16:36Who did you think she was?
01:16:38But what are you doing in those clothes?
01:16:40You're Prince Arthur?
01:16:42Small world, isn't it?
01:16:44I never want to speak to you again as long as I live.
01:16:48Let us go, Father.
01:16:53Darlene, I mean Eloise.
01:16:56What's the difference who we are as long as we love each other?
01:16:59You knew all the time a prince couldn't break an engagement.
01:17:03And neither could a princess.
01:17:05How were you going to get out of marrying Prince Arthur?
01:17:07Well, how were you going to get out of marrying Princess Eloise?
01:17:10But that's who you two are.
01:17:13Don't you remember?
01:17:17Where's my poor boy?
01:17:18What's happened to Jack?
01:17:19The last I saw him, he was dueling unto death with a giant.
01:17:24Oh, but a braver lad never lived.
01:17:29Ready or not, here I come!
01:17:34There's your boy.
01:17:34Come and down!
01:17:35There's your boy, Ma.
01:17:37Come and down!
01:17:38Come on there, boy.
01:17:40There's a hero, if there ever was one.
01:17:42You should see him.
01:17:43Come on, boy.
01:17:45Mother!
01:17:45My boy!
01:17:47My boy, my boy!
01:17:50Oh, mother.
01:17:51When am I going to prove that I'm a man?
01:17:57Hey, giant!
01:17:58Hey, giant!
01:17:59Hey, giant!
01:18:00He's coming down with you!
01:18:04It's in my head!
01:18:06It's in my head!
01:18:07Oh, man!
01:18:10Come on!
01:18:10Come on!
01:18:15Oh, my God.
01:19:05He went clear through to China.
01:19:15I wish the giant were alive, alive this very minute.
01:19:20Look inside his grave and see how lovely he looks in it.
01:19:23He's all laid out like a very good scout.
01:19:28And he never looked better in his life.
01:19:32We're happy to give the devil his due.
01:19:36And he never looked better in his life.
01:19:40We sing tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la, tra-la-la.
01:19:45He's perpendicular, tra-la-la-la.
01:19:57If he could only see himself, he wouldn't know the monster.
01:20:01And if he knew him, he would be the only one who watched her.
01:20:05He met his due.
01:20:07He fought down and go boom.
01:20:09And he never looked better in his life.
01:20:13Someday, by gosh, he'll be acres of squash.
01:20:17And he never looked better in his life.
01:20:22He fell on his word of bra-la-la, ha-ha-ha, tra-la-la.
01:20:26He's perpendicular, la-la-la, tra-la-la-la.
01:20:38He's wearing several branches of the beanstalk for a necktie.
01:20:43I never seen a better-looking corpusledy necktie.
01:20:47His toes are curled, and he's out of this world.
01:20:51And he never looked better in his life.
01:20:55And there he lays to the end of his gaze.
01:20:59And he never looked better in his life.
01:21:04So tune up the orchestra, la-la, ha-ha-ha, tra-la-la.
01:21:08He's perpendicular, la-la, tra-la-la-la.
01:21:12A blissful of steam around the village.
01:21:16Come on.
01:21:16Come on.
01:21:17A little bit to Jack and the beanstalk.
01:21:20Jack and the beanstalk will all remember when.
01:21:24I managed this, boy.
01:21:26He's got to stop to hear a giant in his den.
01:21:29When you pound your titties on your knees in the future nurseries.
01:21:33Come on.
01:21:34Come on.
01:21:34You will tell them all about the legend of the giant killer.
01:21:55He's got to spark the
01:21:57whoops.
01:22:06Oh, what's the matter with you're the biggest raconteer kid I ever saw in my life?
01:22:16What happened?
01:22:17Miss, your brother's the toughest kid I ever saw.
01:22:20Hey, Dink, I had the most beautiful dream.
01:22:22Dream?
01:22:23I sleep on the job.
01:22:31Prince Arthur, Princess Eloise, Mr. Dinkalpuss.
01:22:37Dinkalpuss?
01:22:38Are you all right?
01:22:40Right?
01:22:41Right?
01:22:43I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:22:48Whoever pushes me around will find me for a fight.
01:22:58I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.
01:23:03And so I tell me on my way and sing a merry song.
01:23:11I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:13I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:15I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:16I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:16I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:16I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:17I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:17I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:17I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:18I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:18I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:19I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:20I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:21I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:22I fear nothing when I am in the right.