00:00What's worse than going to the doctor? School, duh. And I'll show you how to get out of all of
00:07it.
00:10Take notes, folks. Here's one of my fav tricks.
00:14Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.
00:19Perfect. Now grab your scissors and bust this thing wide open.
00:27It's real glow juice, look. Pretty cool, right?
00:31It's just what we need. It's go time.
00:35Long day, teach. Things are about to get interesting.
00:40Just wait till she wakes up to this. Bye!
00:43Now sit back and enjoy the show.
00:46Oh, I'm out? Of course.
00:50Ugh. I need caffeine.
00:54Wait for it.
00:56Hmm. Be right back.
00:59Yes! I'm so outta here.
01:02The code's clear as day.
01:06See ya.
01:08Ah, home sweet home.
01:10Hello, sweet sweet bed.
01:13Time to set the scene.
01:15Tissues. Aloe.
01:18Let's go.
01:20Lights?
01:21Home so soon?
01:24Uh, yeah, I, uh…
01:25Too!
01:26Why aren't you at school?
01:28Too!
01:29I feel awful.
01:31You're sick?
01:33One second.
01:35Ugh.
01:37Ugh.
01:38She's totally buying it.
01:40Yes! Let's kick this up a notch.
01:43Body fluids, assemble.
01:46I need to make this count.
01:48It's all about texture, people.
01:50No one's gonna wanna come near me after this.
01:53And no, it's not breakfast.
01:56Well, it was.
01:58Let's just say my breakfast is coming in for an encore.
02:02But why should my stomach have all the fun?
02:04This nose is sick, too.
02:06Let the body aches and chills begin.
02:10Hmm.
02:11It's go time.
02:15Time to take your…
02:17Goodness!
02:18You look terrible!
02:20I…
02:23Oh, you poor thing.
02:25I'm calling the doctor.
02:27Smooth as butter.
02:30He needs help!
02:33Ryan?
02:35Yes?
02:36Wait, no!
02:37I wanna stay here!
02:38I'll have you feeling better in no time.
02:42Abort plan!
02:43Abort!
02:44No!
02:45You can't do this!
02:47Please, stop!
02:48Oh, he's delirious!
02:50Oh!
02:52Ugh.
02:54That didn't go as planned.
02:56Plus, I'm starving.
02:59Yikes.
03:00Hey!
03:01Come here!
03:02Anything to eat around here?
03:05I'm so hungry!
03:07Okay.
03:08But first…
03:09An exam.
03:11No, no.
03:13I wanna eeeeee!
03:16Do I make myself clear?
03:18Good.
03:19Hope it's fast.
03:22Oh!
03:24What's all that?
03:25Healthy food for a sick boy.
03:28Healthy?
03:30Oh, boy.
03:31Is this even food?
03:33Or cement?
03:36Uh…
03:37I don't think so.
03:39Huh?
03:39Hello?
03:40I need food!
03:41A lot of it, okay?
03:44Uh-huh!
03:47Delivery for Ryan?
03:49Chips?
03:50Oh, I've seen enough.
03:52See ya, doc!
03:54Clever, clever boy.
03:56But doctors get hungry, too.
04:00Hey!
04:01Is that my delivery?
04:03Can you believe this guy?
04:06Hello?
04:07Hey, it's time to go.
04:10Copy!
04:11I'm on it!
04:13I'm on it!
04:14Spy mode activated.
04:16Disguise?
04:18Teenage schoolgirl.
04:21Woah!
04:22With a fractured arm.
04:24Additional head injury for impact.
04:29I'm going in.
04:34Mmm!
04:35Uh, can I help you?
04:37What's with the glasses?
04:40You know.
04:42I know there's no food allowed.
04:45Gimme these.
04:46Go on in.
04:48Yay!
04:49Oh, Ryan!
04:51Have I got a surprise for you!
04:54Ta-da!
04:56Yeah!
04:57You nailed it!
04:58Yeah!
04:59I mean…
05:01Ow!
05:02Quick, take some!
05:04Mmm!
05:06Delicious!
05:07I brought you more, too!
05:10Nice!
05:11Mmm!
05:12Fruity!
05:13Happy to help!
05:15Call me anytime!
05:18Cool!
05:20This is way better than oatmeal.
05:23Sweet deal, man!
05:28Huh?
05:29What's going on over there?
05:31That's not candy, is it?
05:33Uh…
05:34Sick people don't eat candy.
05:37So…
05:37This should make it easier to resist.
05:40Huh?
05:41Emily!
05:42Help me!
05:44Phew!
05:45Ya called?
05:46That's quite a fit, bro!
05:48These things are pretty tricky.
05:51Hmm…
05:52Hold on!
05:53Where's the doctor?
05:55Busy?
05:56Perfect!
05:57Buckle up, doc!
05:59Wait here!
06:04Doctor in the house!
06:06Don't worry!
06:07It's me!
06:08Ow!
06:09Oh!
06:10Amazing!
06:11There's not much time!
06:13Hurry!
06:14We have to get past the nurse!
06:17Wait…
06:19Are those keys?
06:22Hey!
06:23Can I?
06:25Thanks!
06:26Let's go!
06:27Wait…
06:28Is that peanut butter?
06:30Excuse me?
06:32Ryan!
06:34Something smells fishy here.
06:36What's under that coat?
06:38Whoa!
06:41Mmm!
06:42Yummers!
06:44I have a big sweet tooth!
06:46Candy's not allowed here!
06:48Ugh!
06:50Back to school!
06:51Let's go!
06:53Get in!
06:53Come on!
06:54Nice try, troublemaker!
06:58Huh!
06:59What's this?
07:01No!
07:03No talking!
07:04No laughing!
07:05No fun!
07:07I can't believe this!
07:09It's only noon?
07:11Huh…
07:12A thousand years ago!
07:15Ugh!
07:16Help me!
07:18What's up, bro?
07:19In a pickle again?
07:21It's detention!
07:23Oh, yeah?
07:24The clock!
07:26Over there!
07:27It's our ticket outta here!
07:30Trust me on this one!
07:31I just have to assemble a couple of things!
07:33Huh?
07:34I bet they don't teach you this in school!
07:40Very cool, Emily!
07:42Prepare to have your mind blown!
07:45You really know what you're doing!
07:48Just a little more taste!
07:50And we're good to go!
07:52See?
07:53What is this exactly?
07:55Your new hero!
07:57Good luck!
07:59Game on!
08:01Steady…
08:02Steady…
08:03Just gotta move that hand!
08:06Huh?
08:07What do you think you're doing, student?
08:10Ugh!
08:11Sorry!
08:12It's nothing!
08:14You kids these days!
08:16Calmer!
08:18Wait!
08:18Maybe I can get out of here after all!
08:21Come on!
08:22Got it!
08:23Oh no!
08:24What's happening?!
08:25She's freaking out!
08:27I can't see a thing!
08:30Hey!
08:31Psst!
08:32Let's go!
08:33Hurry!
08:33One more thing!
08:36There!
08:37For when the lights come back on!
08:40I can't just disappear after all!
08:46I'm all smiles, teach!
08:51Haha!
08:52Perfect!
08:54This is an emergency!
08:55What's going on over there!
08:58Let's see here!
09:00Wait a minute!
09:02Is that supposed to be funny?!
09:04You nasty rotten children!
09:07No!
09:09Help me!
09:11That's right!
09:12Yeah!
09:13Go ahead!
09:13Have fun!
09:14No!
