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Aired (September 23 2026): Pagdating kay crush, game na game gumawa ng paraan para mapansin! Nakikibasa sa notes, nanghihiram ng assignment, at kung anu-anong diskarte para lang ma-feed ang fantasy kay crush! Pero mga MILLENNIALS, familiar ba kayo sa ultimate love-school move? SLAMBOOK!

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00:00You're so beautiful, you're not so beautiful.
00:01You're so beautiful, you're so beautiful.
00:04You're so beautiful.
00:05I didn't even touch my story.
00:07Oh.
00:09We were so quiet.
00:11When we came out, we were so quiet.
00:13To conceal.
00:15We didn't see the beautiful faces on our faces.
00:18We were so many missed, but we didn't have that.
00:21You're so beautiful.
00:22You're the number three?
00:23Yes, I know.
00:25Yes, po.
00:27You didn't have that?
00:28I didn't have that.
00:31Because we used to say,
00:32when you say a bet, I'm afraid.
00:35Many people say,
00:38I'll bet you, but you're a little Miss Philippines.
00:40You know what, little Miss Philippines?
00:42When you say,
00:43I'll bet you.
00:45Little Miss Philippines.
00:47I'll bet this.
00:49Ah!
00:50Pumos.
00:52Little Miss Philippines.
00:54Ah!
00:56Sorry po, kuya.
00:59Ikaw, anong reaction sa'yo?
01:00Ah, okay naman po sa kanya.
01:02Kasi nung grade seven po ako,
01:03alam naman, kasi po yung mga pag-grade seven,
01:06mga kulit-kulitan.
01:07Tapos yun, nag-note ako sa notebook.
01:08And then,
01:09kasi parang okay lang naman dun sa crush ko,
01:11kasi nanggagaya siya sa'kin.
01:14Kasi mga assignment.
01:15Ah, kinokopyan ka niya.
01:18Okay lang naman sa kanya.
01:19Okay lang, go.
01:20Kasi parang inspired habang nagagawa ng assignment.
01:22Hindi inspiration yun.
01:24Budol yun.
01:24Binubudol ka niya parang.
01:25Inuutok.
01:26Taking advantage yun.
01:28Ito rin naman, ang-angat.
01:29Ine-echos, ine-echos.
01:30Ine-me-eme ka na eh.
01:31Sa bagay, sakit din natin yung mga bakla lagi.
01:34Ine-me-eme na tayo.
01:35Binibili natin yung e-me
01:36para ma-feed yung fantasy natin.
01:39Yeah!
01:39Parang alin eh.
01:40Crush!
01:40Pakopia naman eh.
01:41Oo.
01:42Ganda-ganda mo yun eh.
01:43Parang si Rato.
01:44Ano ba di ko alam dyan?
01:45Ito yung number two.
01:47Tapos...
01:48Sa bagay, hindi lang yung siguro bakla.
01:50Maraming tayong, maraming ganon.
01:51Babae o lalaki o yung anumang kasarihan.
01:53May mga times na alam natin ine-eme tayo.
01:56Pero pinipilit natin bilin yung e-me na yun
01:58para ma-feed yung fantasy natin.
02:01Tama ba alam atin?
02:02Ang lapit na naman yung Emilio kay Nicole.
02:05Oy!
02:07Sato nang malapit yung...
02:09Pini-feed yung mga fantasy natin.
02:12E dude, wala nang salita eh.
02:14Lumalapit na lang eh.
02:14Oo.
02:15Makapula ka, hindi mong Valentine's Day.
02:18Kasi yung puso niya.
02:21Pero yun talaga yung way, no?
02:22Para mapalapit ka sa crush mo.
02:24Oo.
02:25Gagawa ka ng paraan.
02:26Pipigyan mo ng papel.
02:28Diba?
02:28Pipigyan mo ng...
02:29Alam mo yung...
02:29At saka, dati kasi, ang hiling ano...
02:32Merong time, diba?
02:33Ang mga tao dati,
02:34talagang nagbabasa ng libro.
02:36Diba?
02:37Pero...
02:37Isa yung mga way yun eh.
02:39Pag nagbabasa yung bit mo,
02:40yung maki yung...
02:40Ano yan?
02:41Yeah.
02:42Nagtitikit yung ganyan, no?
02:44Ngayon, subukan mong gawin sa cellphone yun.
02:45Ano binabasa yung...
02:46Isang pala-abutin mo?
02:47Ba't gano'ng pabasa ng cellphone?
02:49Meron naman yung sinusutil ka, no?
02:51Sinusutil mo yung crush mo.
02:52Yung kunyari, binubuli mo.
02:53Mayro'n nagmamapansin ka.
02:55O.
02:55Parang time yung ganun dati, no?
02:57Tsaka yung sasinihan yung ganun eh.
03:00Yung magkatatama yung kamay ninyong ganun.
03:02Ayun naranasan niya.
03:03Hindi ko naranasan niya.
03:04Wow!
03:05Ang nananasan ko sinusutil yung pag sa classroom.
03:08Ay, pag sa...
03:08Pag sa eskwelahan.
03:10Pag nakapila sa hagdanan.
03:11Anong ginagawa?
03:12Gagano'n yung ganun mong nasa likod.
03:14Pag ginagawa ko sa crush mo ba yun?
03:16Hindi mo gagawin sa crush mo yun, syempre.
03:18Wala ka...
03:18Meron ba may crush sakin?
03:20Wala naman may crush sakin?
03:21Ete, pag may crush ka, gagano'n yung may crush mo.
03:23Grabe yun, no?
03:23Hindi nga ako nga.
03:24Ika waga ganunin.
03:25Wala namang may crush sakin, ano?
03:27So, yung pang bubuli talaga...
03:29Totokong bullying hinabot ko.
03:30So, hindi niyang bullying harot eme.
03:31Grabe ba?
03:32Mapapapacross legs ka rin.
03:33Oo.
03:34Doon ako na buka yung bakla.
03:36Nakapila kang ganyan.
03:37Syempre, lalaki, lalaki.
03:38Oo.
03:39Huwag gano'n ka.
03:40Oh!
03:43Iipitin mo yung pit mong ganun.
03:45Ang sakit!
03:46Huwag gano'n mo, bakit na hagdan yan?
03:48Oo.
03:49Huwag gano'n ko.
03:50Tapos pagpunta mo ng siya,
03:52makikita mo, may bakat pa yun sa brief mo, ha?
03:54Yung pabilog na lumuwag
03:55kasi na ganun talaga.
03:56Yung na-stretch yung brief mo.
03:59Huwag yung gagawin yun, ha?
04:00Huwag sakit yun, ha?
04:01Huwag yung..
04:02Huwag yung gagawin yun.
04:03Huwag yung ginagawa yun.
04:04Pangit yun.
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