00:00Yes.
00:01Why did you win?
00:04We have talent.
00:06Yes, really?
00:08What talent?
00:09Acting!
00:10Okay.
00:11Why?
00:13Why?
00:14Acting.
00:18What do you want to do with the scene?
00:21I think I have a wife.
00:23Okay.
00:24Practice it.
00:25Then let's do it.
00:26Do you have a wife?
00:29No.
00:31No.
00:32Who wants to do with the scene?
00:34Bong or Jong?
00:35Who is it?
00:36Jong only.
00:37Jong only.
00:39Jong only.
00:40Who is it? Jong only.
00:43Jong only.
00:44Jong is that.
00:46This is Basha.
00:50So, Jong.
00:51Joke.
00:52I'll just do it.
00:54I'll just do it.
00:56I'll just do it.
00:56I'll just do it.
00:58I'll just do it.
00:58I'll just do it.
01:00Okay.
01:01What's our scene?
01:02You're going to be a joke, right?
01:03Yes.
01:03What's going to happen?
01:05You're going to split it so you can finish the scene.
01:07That's it, Drek.
01:08That's it, Drek.
01:10That's it.
01:10Okay.
01:13Okay.
01:15Okay.
01:16Oh, I'll just do it.
01:17I'll just do it.
01:18I'll just do it.
01:18You're going to walk in Patagaytay
01:19so you can't go back and walk.
01:20Okay.
01:23Hi, honey.
01:23Pwede lumakit na sa sakyan kayo.
01:26Honey.
01:27Parang mo naman alaylakad.
01:31From Ilocos dilakad na Patagaytay.
01:32So we're out of here.
01:33Okay.
01:34Nagdadrive ka.
01:35Grabe, honey, no?
01:36Baka motor.
01:37Motor yan.
01:38Ganon.
01:38Oo, oo, oo.
01:40Honey, sakad.
01:41No, okay.
01:42Tricycle, tricycle?
01:42Habal-habal.
01:43Mayroon yung kahoy dito.
01:45Gano'n sa probinsya,
01:46di ba yung motor?
01:47May kahoy dito pa haba.
01:48Habal-habal.
01:49Para balan.
01:50Oo.
01:51Go.
01:51Grabe, honey.
01:53Ang lamig dito.
01:54Taga-itay.
01:55Wala pa kayo sa Taga-itay.
01:56Ipabayahe pa lang kayo.
01:57Ipabayahe pa lang.
01:57Eh, bakit?
01:58Baguio kami galing, eh.
02:00Ipalamig sa Baguio, di ba?
02:02Go.
02:03Okay ka lang ba?
02:03Wala kang dalang jacket.
02:04Ang lamig na pupuntahan natin.
02:06Okay lang ako, babe.
02:08Ikaw, nilalamig ka ba?
02:09Parang nakakatakot yung boss mo.
02:11Mas makipa sa akin, babe, ah.
02:12Hindi, babe.
02:13Nilalamig lang kasi ako.
02:14Ah, okay, babe.
02:15Bakit yung shota mo?
02:16Parang cartoon character.
02:17Bakit?
02:18Hindi, babe.
02:19Ito na kami.
02:20Kasama ko na sila, mojako.
02:21At susama-sama kami.
02:23Maglalaro kami nila, mojari.
02:24Sir Raymond?
02:25Tingnan mo, baka damayin ka.
02:26Makikita rin natin sila, Nobito.
02:29Ba't gano'n yung bosses po, babe?
02:30Caracter.
02:32Bakal naman.
02:33Bumabiyahe kayo,
02:34pero hindi ko kumikibo.
02:36Mapapansin niya na parang cold siya sa'yo.
02:38Cold ka sa kanya.
02:39Cold ako sa kanya.
02:41Babe!
02:43Bakit ang cold mo naman sa akin?
02:46Teka na.
02:48Kasama ka sa eksena?
02:50May ads, babe.
02:52May ads.
02:53Dapat na sa harap ka, di ba?
02:54At nasa gitna ka.
02:56Umaawra eh.
02:58May eksena kami dito eh.
03:00Nasa gitna siya.
03:00Sabi niyo ganyan.
03:01O, nag-sena kayo.
03:02O, sabi niyo.
03:05May portrait kasi sa likod na sa sakyan, babe.
03:08Portrait.
03:08Sana hindi ka gumakalaw.
03:10Gumakalaw kayo.
03:10Hindi na kita naman na people.
03:13Visit ka.
03:14O, dito ka.
03:14Hindi na kita naman na people.
03:16Ano da?
03:16Parang siya yung pag nadadaanan yung billboard.
03:19O, sa harap ka.
03:20Ano yung sa harap?
03:21Bakit sa harap?
03:22Humps ka.
03:24Oo.
03:25Humps ka.
03:26Sure na, mime?
03:28Oo.
03:29Humps ka, pero kumakalaw ka.
03:30Ako na lang yung motor, mime.
03:31Tapos nadaanan mo talaga sila.
03:33Oo, mime.
03:33Eh, kasi hindi ka kasali sa prilikula.
03:35Gusto mo ba kasama ka?
03:36Hindi, sabi naman nime, may ako yung dadaan sa inyo, may humps.
03:39Humps ka, ikaw dadaanan namin.
03:41Pero kumakanta ka, may humps.
03:43O, sige po, go.
03:46Hayup ka na lang dun.
03:47Hayup?
03:47Ano klasik hayup?
03:48Ang dami kong role, mime.
03:49Hamster ka na lang.
03:51Hamster.
03:51Ang laking hamster.
03:53Ang hihirap na sa karakter.
03:54Nakain mo yung buong barangay, isa siyang hamster.
03:56O, sige.
03:57Hindi, kung gusto mo ads ka na sa harap ka.
03:59May mime lang, may mime.
04:01Ads ka na lang sa harap ka.
04:02Dito, dito ka.
04:03Moment nga yan, may mime.
04:04Ha?
04:05O, sige.
04:05Kunya, madadaanan ka na lang nila.
04:07Ano yung dadaanan sa madadaan?
04:08Kunyan, sa tagaytay kayo, di ba?
04:09Oo, tagaytay.
04:09O, sige.
04:10Nagpapiyahe na kayo.
04:11Okay.
04:11Tapos parang, okay.
04:13Game.
04:14Dito ka, ano ka?
04:14Uy!
04:16Dito, dito, dito.
04:16Yan.
04:17Alam ko na yan, may mime.
04:18Okay.
04:19Ano ba yan, babe?
04:21Ba't ang cold, cold mo naman sa akin?
04:24Babe!
04:26Tapos mag-aayang huminto yung babae.
04:28Stop the car!
04:30Motor nga ni.
04:31Stop!
04:33Anong car-car sinasabi mo?
04:34Takamotor tayo?
04:35Motor pala!
04:37Tapos aayaan ng lalaki yung babae na bumili.
04:40Ah, pabili.
04:42Hindi tinterin.
04:42Yan yung ispasol.
04:44Sige, pipili dito.
04:46Anong laki na ba ispasol dito?
04:47Oo.
04:48Siya yung ipinagmamalaki ng tagaytay.
04:50Ah, ito yung tintera?
04:51Oo, oo.
04:51Okay.
04:52Excuse me, magkangin gento ka lang yung ispasol?
04:54A 250, sir.
04:55Hindi, kalabaw yan.
04:56Kukuha ka ng gata sa kanya.
04:58May gatas ng kalabaw binibenta dito.
04:59Ba't nagsasalita?
05:00Oo, nagsasalita yung kalabaw.
05:02High-tech yung kalabaw.
05:03Ah, okay.
05:05Magsiselos yung girlfriend niya.
05:07Ganda naman ang spargo.
05:10Nangangarata.
05:10Saan ba siya nakawakan?
05:12Totoo, totoo, totoo.
05:13Bakit ba?
05:13Bibili lang ako yung ispasol eh.
05:15Ako na, ako na.
05:17Pabili.
05:18Kasasol nga ako, ba't ako magsasalita?
05:21Eto, kinakausap po, auntie.
05:23Magkanis pasol.
05:25O, biyanan mo.
05:26Eh, yun ko.
05:27Bakit dito ako sa gatas?
05:28Gagatasan ko to.
05:31Aay mo yun niya muna,
05:33compress yung kalabaw.
05:35Wait lang, mime.
05:36Hindi ako sure.
05:39Kesa mapahiya.
05:40Siya na yung umahawat.
05:41Huwag na.
05:42Halika na, halika na.
05:45Halika na, halika na.
05:47Halika na, halika na.
05:50Halika na, halika na.
05:54Halika na, halika na.
05:55Halika na, halika na.
05:56Halika na, halika na.
05:58Halika na, halika na.
05:58Halika na, halika na.
05:59Halika na, halika na.
05:59Halika na, halika na.
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