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They Celebrated His Downfall đź‘‘ They Never Knew the Fly Was Their Worst Nightmare!
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00:00:13Whoa! That's a massive mountain. Wait, where are my hands?
00:00:18Wasn't I stabbed by those sneaky bastards Song Ning and Su Ting Ting?
00:00:22Where am I? A pool?
00:00:25I. Holy shit. I've been reborn as a fly.
00:00:29Song Ning, you.
00:00:32Why?
00:00:33Long Hao, Su Ting Ting and our childhood sweethearts. It was you. You barged in and stole the love that
00:00:39was meant for me.
00:00:40Su Ting Ting, why did you even marry me?
00:00:44Long Hao, if it weren't for your money and power, you think I'd ever have looked at you?
00:00:49Su Ting Ting, Song Ning, I'm dead, but the syndicate brothers won't let you get away with this.
00:00:55Out here in the middle of nowhere, who's gonna know I killed you?
00:00:57My dear big brother, just go ahead and die in peace.
00:01:01As for the syndicate and your company, I'll take over all of it. And I'll run it even better than
00:01:05you ever did.
00:01:06Exactly. In a month, we'll announce that you were murdered by your enemies. Then everything you had will be ours.
00:01:14L, let my sister go.
00:01:16Oh right, I almost forgot. You still have a sister. She's studying abroad. Whether she lives depends on how obedient
00:01:23she is.
00:01:36Holy crap. After getting struck by lightning, I actually turned into a fly.
00:01:41Crap. Earthquake. Earthquake.
00:01:51Damn, damn. No way. How am I supposed to fly like this?
00:01:57Holy crap. You gotta be kidding me. I get reborn as a damn fly.
00:02:00What the hell's the point? Almost got squashed flat by someone's ass.
00:02:03How am I supposed to get revenge like this?
00:02:05Congrats, host. Bound to Rage Evolution System.
00:02:09Rage System? I'm pissed. Evolve now.
00:02:12100 points to evolve into a housefly.
00:02:141,000 points to evolve into a blowfly.
00:02:1710,000 points to evolve into a mantis.
00:02:2050,000 points to evolve into a bird.
00:02:221,000,000 points to evolve into a rock.
00:02:25Finally, transform into human form.
00:02:29No way. 1,000,000. I'm just a tiny little fly.
00:02:33How long's it gonna take to rack up 1,000,000 points?
00:02:35System, you messing with me or what?
00:02:38Skip pointless questions.
00:02:40Get Rage Points, host.
00:02:42Don't worry. My assets and the syndicate I built from scratch.
00:02:45They're moving it all. Even my own sister.
00:02:47They won't spare her. I must evolve fast.
00:02:51Stop them. Let me test if this system even works first.
00:03:02Whoa. Those are some serious ways.
00:03:06Congratulations, host. You gained 100 Rage Points.
00:03:08Can evolve into a housefly.
00:03:10Evolve, evolve.
00:03:20plan successful species house by attack power strength 10 speed 20 immunity 10
00:03:28current rage points 100 evolution progress 5% hell yeah stats went up but with just these two
00:03:34hotties farming points is still way too slow that's right i can go mess with something those
00:03:39sneaky bastards no one of the company suspects anything right relax i've handled everything
00:03:49everything's running smoothly that bastard dared to betray me come stay at my place tonight
00:03:54long how is dead we don't have to sneak around anymore
00:04:00if long how knew i'm not just sleeping with his wife he'd claw out of his grave
00:04:13long how what did you say oh nothing just a fly i'll hang up now i'll be right over
00:04:25long how oh long how bet you never saw this coming
00:04:31now it's mine ha is that so then today i'll collect some interest
00:04:37my current strength is way beyond an ordinary flies but picking up a dagger is still too damn hard
00:04:43huh can't lift a dagger i can still lift a thumbtack
00:05:03who the hell did this
00:05:09get lost you damn fly
00:05:15successfully angered a special target rage value plus 200 this system's pretty thoughtful
00:05:19it knows i hold grudges sonny live farm exp let me evolve
00:05:31manager song what are you doing notify the security office get up here and kill this fly
00:05:37what are you standing there for go
00:05:44captain wang get to my office immediately manager song is fighting a fly
00:05:51take it easy manager song how big could this fly possibly be
00:05:54to leave you looking like that come on enough talk find me that fly right now
00:05:58i won't rest until i've crushed it so many people after me if i could just piss them all off
00:06:02then i'll be able to evolve again in no time
00:06:09there there get it quick manager song why does this fly seem so damn crappy
00:06:16no excuses i don't care what it takes you better catch it today that damn fly
00:06:20or you're all fired let me give you guys something to really sweat about
00:06:23it went in the fly crawled up manager song's pant leg
00:06:33stop you useless morons are you trying to kill me or the fly didn't you say we should kill that
00:06:37fly
00:06:38by any means necessary looks like it's dead now
00:06:41you manager song don't move it's on your face
00:06:46take it easy
00:06:50you're f asterisk king dead manager song i killed the fly
00:06:54you mother asterisk her you popped my pimple
00:06:57sorry manager song hi
00:07:02all of you deal with this damn fly right now
00:07:05next it's time to settle the score with sue tincting
00:07:11sue tincting i must have been blind in my past life
00:07:13without your money and power i'd never have looked at you
00:07:17in a month we'll announce to the public that you were killed by your enemies
00:07:21by then everything you own will be ours
00:07:24this time i'll make sure you pay the price
00:07:37damn it just a little more and i could have electrocuted this bastard
00:07:52what happened to your face
00:07:53don't even ask that damn fly did a number on me
00:07:55tincting listen there was a fly today
00:07:59i keep feeling like it's a lot like long how
00:08:02you're saying the fly looks like long how
00:08:05yeah and that fly is crazy smart
00:08:07a bunch of guards couldn't catch it
00:08:08it played them like fools
00:08:10hey tell me could that fly actually be long how reincarnated
00:08:13a fly how is that even possible
00:08:15a fly of course not but i'm no ordinary fly
00:08:20system how many points do i have now
00:08:26still 100 short easy
00:08:29stop scaring yourself long how is dead
00:08:31how could he possibly turn into a fly
00:08:34we're still in a sensitive phase
00:08:35we can't afford to show any cracks
00:08:38yeah you're right long how is dead once the heat dies down everything long how had
00:08:44will be ours
00:08:48what's going on powers out
00:08:54today is long how seventh day after death
00:08:56could his ghost be coming for revenge
00:09:06today is long how seventh day after death
00:09:08could his ghost be coming for revenge
00:09:10don't talk nonsense it's probably just a trip breaker
00:09:24look at you such a coward when long how was alive we did this plenty of times why weren't you
00:09:30scared then
00:09:33mm who's scared i was just
00:09:35all right all right long how's safe have you had someone check it
00:09:40i had an expert look at it the safe's password is a number code plus someone's iris scan
00:09:45the number code is already cracked but long how is dead the iris
00:09:48wait i remember long how mentioned before that he wanted to leave something for long feyfei
00:09:52you mean the iris is long feyfei's
00:09:54mm in this world long how only had long feyfei's family
00:10:00right why didn't i think of that i'll send some of it grab her right now
00:10:04no we don't fully control the company yet
00:10:06we can't afford to tear things apart with long feyfei
00:10:08you sneaky bastards still trying to go after feyfei
00:10:11i won't let you get away with this
00:10:12then what do we do
00:10:14i'll call long feyfei first tell her to come back asap
00:10:32that'll scare the hell out of you
00:10:40tinging he's back tinging long how's coming to kill me
00:10:45a fly was just writing words what the hell are you talking about
00:10:48you're just too stressed out
00:10:53h he's here it's just a fly seriously it's not like other flies
00:10:59look at its eyes exactly like long how's
00:11:07oh
00:11:10what the hell you scared me
00:11:17congratulations host you've earned 1000 rage points
00:11:19auto evolving into a blowfly
00:11:22a blowfly pound for pound my strength is at least 10 to 20 times that of a human
00:11:27haha now i can finally take care of you two sneaky bastards
00:11:33tinging don't you think this fly looks like it got bigger
00:11:36you damn fly i was just about to look for you
00:11:38yeah it does seem a bit bigger who cares
00:11:41no matter how big it gets it's still just a fly
00:11:49now's the time
00:11:56i didn't mean to
00:12:03holy shit see it's dead now
00:12:12haha how's that surprised never seen a fly this strong
00:12:14scare the hell out of you two bastards didn't i how's this possible
00:12:17tinging don't you think this fly is really weird
00:12:20what's so weird about it it's just a blowfly
00:12:25there's no way this concentrated pesticide can't kill a single fly
00:12:27you always know what to do good thing i evolved in time
00:12:31or i'd really be done for i had to stop feyfei from coming back to the country
00:12:35asap do you think that fly is really dead
00:12:38relax i bought that stuff myself it's special pesticide
00:12:41forget flies it could knock out a person good speaking of which we haven't done it
00:12:45in the office before want to try something spicy
00:12:48today what kind of spicy are you thinking
00:12:50looking for a thrill huh
00:12:57there's lube on the bookshelf go grab it
00:13:05welcome miss
00:13:17mr sue the miss is back what feyfei's back get up get up long feyfei's here
00:13:22what the hell why can't i move
00:13:24sis-in-law are you in there
00:13:28spicy enough for you haha feyfei jay just give me a second
00:13:35what do we do if she catches us like this
00:13:38everything we've done will be exposed
00:13:41water use water to wash it off
00:13:44use hot water that'll burn i'm not scared what are you afraid of
00:13:48hurry no time damn this woman is ruthless
00:13:54okay
00:13:58get under the desk quick don't make a sound
00:14:14sis-in-law any news about my brother i've had people searching for days still not a single lead
00:14:20do you think my brother could already be dead
00:14:23don't think like that i already called the police it won't be long before we hear something
00:14:31sis-in-law why do you look so pale
00:14:33just been worried about your brother can't sleep
00:14:38feyfei look at me i'm right here your brother isn't dead
00:14:44oh right feyfei do you know the password to your brother's safe yeah i know it then open it and
00:14:49take a look maybe your brother left some clues inside
00:14:54feyfei can't open it the moment she does feyfei is dead for sure
00:15:00why does this fly keep blocking my face why does it's gaze feel so familiar feyfei it's me it's me
00:15:12long how bro this is impossible i must be seeing things where's my brother is there news about him
00:15:19i just saw the safe and suddenly thought of your brother
00:15:27feyfei it's me it's really me
00:15:29sis-in-law look at this fly its eyes why does it kind of look like my brother
00:15:36a fly how could a fly possibly be your brother you're just way too stressed out
00:15:40come on feyfei just enter the password
00:15:44damn it i'm a fly right now feyfei can't understand me at all i need to think of another way
00:15:51watch my left hook right hook get lost get lost
00:15:57feyfei hurry up
00:16:04password successfully entered please look straight ahead
00:16:10brother why did you have me enter the password feyfei if one day i'm no longer here you open
00:16:16this safe brother what are you talking about you're amazing yeah yeah feyfei remember this
00:16:22you can't tell anyone the password to this safe brother what's actually inside something that'll keep
00:16:27you set for the rest of your life oh so i can't even tell sister-in-law absolutely not remember
00:16:34that
00:16:36got it brother got it brother get lost
00:16:49who who's there
00:16:53feyfei you probably misheard there's no sound hurry up and open the safe
00:17:00did i really mishear that
00:17:04sister-in-law listen there's definitely something under the table
00:17:07damn it what the hell is that idiot song ning doing
00:17:13it's probably just a mouse the office has had a serious mouse problem lately
00:17:22miss stop hitting me it's me it's me manager song what are you doing here i'm fixing the table
00:17:28president sue said the leg was wobbly ask me to tighten the screws oh look at me in my memory
00:17:32this table keeps creaking so i had manager song come take a look is it fixed yes all fixed i'll
00:17:40i'll let you two talk i'll get back to work
00:17:46you absolutely cannot tell your sister-in-law remember that why not don't tell me she feyfei
00:17:54sister-in-law manager song just scared me so bad i forgot the password
00:18:01forgot it i'm sorry sister-in-law i really didn't mean to it just all went blank all of a
00:18:08sudden
00:18:09until i have complete control of the company i can't play hardball with this little brat yet
00:18:14it's fine feyfei i already booked the hotel for you go rest and relax maybe i'll come back to you
00:18:19okay sister-in-law i'll head over now
00:18:30well did you get it it's all your fault who told you to make noise it's really not my fault
00:18:34it was
00:18:35that blowfly look at my face i'm covered in wounds don't worry i already contacted the most badass
00:18:40exterminator online he invents all kinds of torture methods just for pests he'll definitely kill that
00:18:46disgusting fly what the executioner of mantises suntai dan
00:18:59no wonder he's the number one exterminator online that damn fly is dead for sure now
00:19:08hey fam i'm back i heard in this very office there's a fly that's unusually big and unusually sneaky
00:19:18today we're gonna take it down a live stream a live stream is perfect as long as i keep provoking
00:19:25them like crazy on this stream and piss them off the rage points will come flooding in evolving into
00:19:30human form will be a piece of cake guys feast your eyes on the torture devices i've got for this
00:19:38fly
00:19:38today the tiger bench the electric shock rack the spike hammer and the lotus pedestal is this guy
00:19:43even any good relax teacher ty dan he's a pest control streamer with over a million followers
00:19:49after a full round of this torture forget a fly even satan himself would die all over again
00:19:55apprentice set the formation we're catching that fly yes uh what's that thing supposed to do
00:20:02you know what they say a fly never bites a seamless egg if you want to catch a fly this
00:20:06big and this
00:20:07cunning you've got to bring out the heavy artillery what's that smell it's absolutely foul this is what
00:20:17our wonk eye just dropped today 100 natural zero additives still warm flies go absolutely crazy for this
00:20:23stuff ugh that smell is so intoxicatingly nasty damn biological instincts snap out of it
00:20:32this titan guy's got some real tricks even setting up formations no i can't make a reckless move
00:20:37in a month we'll announce to the public that you've been murdered by your enemies
00:20:42by then everything you have will be ours no for revenge to protect my sister i have to take the
00:20:48risk
00:20:49let's do this
00:21:02master it came shoo don't startle it whoa i've never seen a fly this huge before me neither me neither
00:21:29i've never once seen a fly escape alive from the clutches of executioner mantis
00:21:33flies are so disgusting teachers hi dan kill it now congratulations host rage points plus 200
00:21:39only 200 that's nowhere near enough hey master over here d don't move
00:21:54master this this come on come on can't catch me can you host hurry up and kill it
00:22:04don't move
00:22:10missed sun titan's all talk didn't he say no fly could ever fly past him alive teacher titan why do
00:22:16i feel
00:22:16like this fly is playing you give me the big net congratulations post you've successfully enraged
00:22:27the internet mob rage points plus 5 000 holy crap 5 000 no wonder you're a top streamer keep going
00:22:32keep
00:22:32going you nasty fly now let's see where you can run damn that big you fight dirty
00:22:42teacher titan is amazing you can't fly out now haha fam you see that i'll say it again back in
00:22:48my day
00:22:49with a net in my hand there wasn't a single fly that could leave alive before my eyes fam catching
00:22:53flies
00:22:53requires fast precise steady regal it works today i'm giving them to you for free uh teacher dan
00:22:58just kill it already before it gets away it won't get away
00:23:06you two get the torture tools ready now that's in the hands of this living grim reaper it's done
00:23:10for but what about fey fey i haven't even gotten my revenge yet ding congratulations post
00:23:13humiliation from content absent cross species evolution officially activated this is the sharp
00:23:18giant scythe holy crap finally i have the ability to attack take this ow damn it teacher titan your head
00:23:25is bleeding where the hell did this glass come from why you guys look
00:23:36where's the fly where's the fly i caught teacher titan this bottle it couldn't have been smashed by
00:23:43that fly could it it's turned into a mantis now it's body's gotten bigger too i need to come up
00:23:51with
00:23:51a new trick how about keep pissing them off uh am mantis how is there a mantis in the office
00:24:02the fly's gone and now there's a mantis on the desk the live stream didn't catch it either as long
00:24:07as i
00:24:07say this mantis is my pet won't i gain a ton of followers again huh everyone don't panic this is
00:24:13all part of a little plot i designed this mantis is my secret weapon that i raised the chinese giant
00:24:18mantis it specializes in eating pests that fly has already been devoured by it yeah you really are
00:24:23a genius this ball bastard has no shame all for cloud teacher titan are you sure that fly could
00:24:28really eat what how could you think let me tell you this mantis of mine is no ordinary one normally
00:24:32i show it some actually lies down and you won just now it must have gone like this one flip
00:24:36like this
00:24:36and the blast all shattered the live stream didn't catch it machine machine
00:24:39ugh i've had enough you want to feed me shit huh let me give you a taste first
00:24:45look you guys this little thing recognizes its master and came back to report come up here baby
00:24:56what the hell is this master what you just swallowed i think it was a dung ball from the table
00:25:05what
00:25:09all natural zero additives taste good right now that the fly's dead just let them leave already
00:25:16we need to get what's in that safe fast yeah yeah right
00:25:22ting ting look at that mantis it looks more like long how than that fly did
00:25:33how is that even possible no too many weird things have been happening lately
00:25:37tell them to get rid of that mantis right now you damn bug you made me eat
00:25:43shit in front of millions of fans i'll chop you into mincemeat i swear on my life
00:25:46but i just built up his bug persona and there's so many people in the live stream watching
00:25:50if i kill it i'll definitely get cancelled teacher titan your mantis is way too dangerous
00:25:55kill it now it's my beloved treasure you want me to kill it that'll cost extra
00:26:02money's not a problem just do it got it you could have lived the good life with me
00:26:08but you just had to go and humiliate me in public
00:26:17holy shit how is this possible power level 100 really hits different just rattles the hell out of
00:26:22my hand though my claws no hey fam that was just me trying to liven up the stream everyone hit
00:26:27that
00:26:27follow and like for me now i'm about to get serious
00:26:35today i sun titan will perform for you all slaying a mantis over warm wine
00:26:43titan titan unstoppable in all directions
00:26:50so this is how slow humans look to insects come on come at me again teacher titan why do i
00:26:56feel
00:26:56like it's just toying with you nonsense i am sun titan the mantis executioner with millions of
00:27:02followers how could i be toyed with by a mere insect watch my son family three axes ear pick
00:27:10teeth pick skull splitter your blade is too slow too soft i wonder if you can block
00:27:20this punch powered by 20 years of training
00:27:26whoa my head broke what i meant to this this thing is way too overpowered master are you okay to
00:27:33think
00:27:33that i sun titan ruled the pest control world for three years with millions of fans only to lose to
00:27:38a
00:27:38single mantis today my title of deputy minister of execution is done for how humiliating i'm done
00:27:46no more catching i'm out of here teacher titan you can't leave if you leave who's going to deal with
00:27:51this mantis deal with it deal with my ass look for yourselves my blade was split in two by that
00:27:57thing
00:27:58is this really something a mantis can do
00:28:02of course a mantis can't do that but i can
00:28:07teacher titan if you walk away now
00:28:12you'll never be able to make a living from live streaming again but if you stay and help us get
00:28:16rid of this mantis your fame will be even greater than 10 years of killing flies way bigger right teacher
00:28:22titan this is a win-win for fame and fortune yes yes yes we can't let him leave how else
00:28:27am i supposed to
00:28:27grind points you do have a point but i've already tried everything i can what other tricks are left
00:28:37you're the best exterminator on the internet there's gotta be another way think harder
00:28:45looks like we'll have to use that one trick
00:28:53what trick hmm fam let me drop some knowledge on you in the mantis world after mating the female
00:28:59mantis even during mating she'll eat the male mantis its instinct burned into their dna so you're saying
00:29:07we find a female mantis
00:29:12and when they get busy that's his death sentence holy
00:29:16shit seduction
00:29:19no problem even heroes can't resist a beauty's charms especially a mantis
00:29:23so where do we find a female mantis funny you should ask i got a friend who runs a reptile
00:29:28shop in the
00:29:28flower market next door he's definitely got one you guys keep an eye on him for me don't let him
00:29:33escape
00:29:34i'll be right back
00:29:40sun tight ends gone nothing better to do might as well farm some more rage points
00:29:51he's coming wonder if that thing songning had still works
00:29:59get away get the hell away ding congratulations post rage points plus 500 you dare cheat on me
00:30:06today i'm gonna cut that thing off
00:30:13help save me
00:30:18huh what's that smell holy crap this bastard pissed himself disgusting
00:30:30uh move
00:30:32get away get away from me
00:30:34babe listen let me explain no i mean let me justify i didn't mean it
00:30:40ting
00:30:41go wash up quick you're embarrassing yourself
00:30:44oh uh okay
00:30:48you damn mantis you you just wait you think i'm letting you leave did i say you could go
00:30:58oh oh what are you doing look at you all pathetic
00:31:10damn mantis get the hell away from me congratulations post rage points plus 500
00:31:14yeah another one driven insane
00:31:26hurry go get teacher tied in i'm on my way
00:31:35teacher tied in you finally made it
00:31:39what's going on here master master
00:31:43it was all that mantis you damn mantis watch me capture you
00:31:55holy crap that's one fat mantis
00:31:59oh crap oh crap stay away from me
00:32:03see i told you this trick works he can't resist anymore he's starting to court her
00:32:07court your damn sister get the hell away
00:32:11why is my tail suddenly curling up it's this damn instinct taking over again
00:32:15big baby hurry up and eat it
00:32:18help
00:32:22whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait we're not right for each other
00:32:26teacher tied in this female
00:32:29miss song will she work
00:32:32of course look her tail is already curling up
00:32:36that's the mantis mating signal
00:32:39this damn mantis is getting off easy right before the end
00:32:42he still gets a taste of romance
00:32:43romance my ass get the hell away from me
00:32:47how did it push her away
00:32:50did he just reject mist song
00:32:55no way
00:32:58it's just a mating ritual between them
00:33:01those who know know
00:33:06damn is this ever gonna end
00:33:12hee hee you run he chases there's no escape for you
00:33:14go miss song
00:33:20teacher tied in how much longer is this gonna take
00:33:23for my years of observation mantis mating
00:33:25can last for hours
00:33:28h hours
00:33:30hee hee that'll wear him out for sure
00:33:35this mantis is acting strange like it's deliberately messing with us
00:33:38yeah i feel it too
00:33:39do you think it could really be long hell
00:33:41keep your voice down
00:33:44whatever the hell it is
00:33:45we have to kill it today
00:33:47here's what you'll do
00:33:51got it
00:33:54master master our live stream viewers just broke
00:33:5610 million
00:33:57what
00:33:5810 million
00:33:59this is the biggest audience i've ever had
00:34:01in my entire streaming career
00:34:0210 million
00:34:04if i can make all of them rage
00:34:06then i could evolve again
00:34:10i need to figure out how to deal with this damn fat mantis
00:34:16if i could tame these two mantises and make them live stream
00:34:20i'd be set for life
00:34:22hee hee
00:34:23wait you and i really aren't right for each other
00:34:26even though i'm a mantis now
00:34:30do you get it now
00:34:35clearly you didn't understand a word i said
00:34:40system is there some kind of mantis language
00:34:45guess i have no choice but to go hardcore
00:34:52holy
00:34:52shit
00:34:55what the hell
00:34:56it's burnt
00:34:57what are you doing
00:35:01i i was just trying to electrocute him
00:35:03i never thought mists on wood
00:35:07damn it
00:35:08i've already been turned into a mantis
00:35:09because of you people
00:35:10and now you're trying to kill me too
00:35:11i need to plan my revenge fast
00:35:16teacher tied in
00:35:17what do we do now
00:35:20what do we do
00:35:21huh
00:35:23my influencer dream
00:35:24just got ruined by you
00:35:27teacher son don't say that
00:35:30the one that died was just a female cockroach
00:35:32she was the real star
00:35:35you're right
00:35:36you venomous bitch
00:35:37let me collect some interest from you first
00:35:45that should piss off a whole crowd now
00:35:55you're all too stupid to see it
00:35:57uh master
00:35:58i feel like he's insulting us
00:36:00no i'm not just insulting you
00:36:02i'm insulting them too
00:36:04congratulations host
00:36:05you've gained a massive surge of rage points
00:36:07please find the location to complete your evolution as soon as possible
00:36:09he finally i could evolve
00:36:11find a place to evolve now
00:36:12song ning
00:36:14su ting ting
00:36:14just you wait
00:36:16oh no
00:36:17teacher tied in is getting away
00:36:26go after it
00:36:27today i swear i will
00:36:28bring that damn mantis to justice
00:36:34i need to evolve
00:36:41system 10% 20%
00:36:4780% 90%
00:37:06one step closer to becoming human
00:37:17ting ting look at this place
00:37:21don't panic over nothing
00:37:25call everyone
00:37:26we'll dig deep today
00:37:28we're finding that damn mantis
00:37:31no we can't dig
00:37:34mr su what are you so nervous about
00:37:35let me tell you all
00:37:37this mantis is tied to my entire streaming career
00:37:39i have to find it
00:37:43they can't dig here
00:37:44if longhouse body gets discovered
00:37:46then everything is over
00:37:51mr sun what i mean is
00:37:53digging costs manpower and effort
00:37:55besides
00:37:56a mantis wouldn't grow into the ground anyway
00:37:57it was just a figure of speech
00:37:58why are you so nervous
00:37:59don't tell me mr su is hiding
00:38:01something shady in there
00:38:03uh no
00:38:04no mr sun you sure love to joke
00:38:08get the drones in the air
00:38:10i want to see where
00:38:11i want to see where he can hide
00:38:15why do i feel like this place is kind of creepy
00:38:23it's just a crow calling
00:38:25why are you two so freaked out
00:38:29and nothing
00:38:31where did that crow come from
00:38:33bad omen
00:38:35so unlucky
00:38:36the worst is yet to come
00:38:44mr titan this orchard is huge
00:38:45a mantis is so small
00:38:47how are we supposed to find it
00:38:48this is the latest high tech
00:38:50forget a mantis
00:38:51even if it were just a tiny ant on the ground
00:38:54i'd see it crystal clear
00:38:55sun titan looks like i didn't mess with you enough
00:38:57still running your mouth
00:38:58let me mess with you some more then
00:39:03check out my crow bomber
00:39:08my drone
00:39:11damn bird you wrecked my drone
00:39:14i'll kill you
00:39:17hey you dare hit me
00:39:20here's a bigger present for you all
00:39:27what is this it's cold
00:39:30b-boss i think it's bird crap
00:39:35bird crap
00:39:37uh yuck
00:39:41it's that damn crow again
00:39:44ting ting look
00:39:46that crow
00:39:48su ting ting song ning
00:39:51long how
00:39:55ting ting you notice too
00:39:58yeah whether it's this crow or that damn mantis
00:40:02they both have to die
00:40:05mr titan this damn crow
00:40:06you can't let it get away either
00:40:08don't worry
00:40:10that damn crow wrecked my drone
00:40:12and crapped on my head
00:40:14i can tell
00:40:16congratulations host
00:40:17you've earned 5 000 rage points
00:40:185 000 not bad not bad
00:40:20looks like to evolve into human form
00:40:22i still have to rely on these people
00:40:24folks today you'll witness something called a
00:40:28dragnet trap
00:40:37holy crap that net is massive
00:40:40with this setup you can catch a cow let alone a bird
00:40:42once my dragnet trap goes up
00:40:45not even a mosquito is getting away
00:40:48keep talking the office was too cramped to have any fun earlier
00:40:53this time i'm gonna toy with you properly
00:41:03master look
00:41:04i think he's flipping us off
00:41:08master he's mocking us
00:41:10this bird seems even smarter than that mantis
00:41:13can we really do this
00:41:14nonsense
00:41:16a man like me doesn't know the word can't
00:41:19pull the net
00:41:25a man like me
00:41:26got him
00:41:27got him
00:41:28damn it
00:41:30finally caught him
00:41:38still trying to run
00:41:40ha ha ha ha
00:41:47titan put your back into it
00:41:49how are you getting dragged around by a bird
00:41:54could it be could this crow be possessed too
00:41:57no impossible there's no way it's that coincidental
00:42:03whoa that crow is insanely strong
00:42:05is this for real wait is the streamer just faking this for views
00:42:08if this keeps up it's gonna get away
00:42:11yeah sun tied in get up already
00:42:19boob
00:42:21boob
00:42:22how the hell am i getting dragged around by a bird
00:42:31master
00:42:32master
00:42:33h how is this possible
00:42:35master
00:42:36master
00:42:37how does a grown man get knocked out cold by a crow dragging him
00:42:43could this all be
00:42:51master
00:42:52master
00:42:52master
00:42:53are you okay
00:42:54hi
00:42:55i'm fine
00:42:57just a bit drained
00:42:59where's the bird
00:43:03i'm definitely catching you
00:43:04everyone get in here
00:43:06drag this damn bird down
00:43:08yo all of you at once
00:43:11i'm a crow with a system boost
00:43:13watch me send every last one you flying
00:43:31master
00:43:31master i can barely hold on
00:43:41this bird is freakishly strong
00:43:46master
00:43:46do something
00:43:47we're about to get pulled into the sky
00:43:49teacher sun
00:43:50hang in there
00:43:51looks like this crow is running out of steam too
00:43:56keep it up everyone
00:43:57if you can catch him
00:43:59i'll give each of you 80 000
00:44:0080 000
00:44:01disciples hold on
00:44:02fine
00:44:04i don't believe one bird can drag all of us up
00:44:0980 000 each
00:44:11suiting ting
00:44:11you're really willing to spin big just to catch me
00:44:14fine
00:44:14today i'll show you
00:44:20who can outlast you
00:44:23disciples
00:44:25for my dignity in the live stream world
00:44:28for that 80 000
00:44:29hold on
00:44:31this is his final struggle
00:44:33once we get through this
00:44:35we'll have him
00:44:37go teacher tight end
00:44:39see cucumbers on me tonight
00:44:52what the
00:44:54is that seriously a bird call
00:44:56how is this even possible
00:44:59this net is made for catching big black carp
00:45:00i've hauled in carp over a hundred pounds with no problem
00:45:03and today a crow just tears right through it
00:45:07even the carp net is shredded
00:45:08just how strong is this bird
00:45:10could this be the legendary golden crow
00:45:12oomph what's there to be shocked about
00:45:13i told you i'm no ordinary crow
00:45:15system how much longer until i can evolve again
00:45:16congrats host
00:45:17huge mental damage dealt to specials
00:45:19rage points gained 50 000
00:45:1950 000 more rage points needed for next evolution
00:45:21still need 50 000 more to evolve again
00:45:23looks like i need to find another way to piss these people off
00:45:26my net just snapped like that
00:45:28me the mighty executioner mantis with millions of followers
00:45:30humiliated by a fly mantis and crow today
00:45:33i can't go on living
00:45:36so tell me which is harder titan's head or this break
00:45:38hahaha i'm betting on titan's head
00:45:40this sun titan's tolerance is way too weak
00:45:42i barely evolved halfway and he's already throwing a tantrum like he wants to die
00:45:45if he actually dies from anger who's going to farm rage points for me
00:45:48maybe i should help him cool down first
00:45:50ouch who who hit me
00:45:53hee hee i did it how are you feeling clear headed now
00:45:58it's you again you damn bird if i don't get revenge today
00:46:01i suntied and swear i won't be human
00:46:03you force my hand go get my heavy weapon
00:46:12teacher son what is this
00:46:13this is the hunting artifact my great-grandfather passed to my father
00:46:15and then my father passed it to me
00:46:18master are we really going to use it
00:46:20use it we must otherwise this damn bird
00:46:22we'll think sun titan is easy to bully
00:46:23teacher son stop keeping us in suspense
00:46:25what's actually in there
00:46:28what is it why is everyone making that face
00:46:32what what
00:46:33teacher titan show us quick
00:46:34steel wire net damn just looking at this crow
00:46:38steel wire net
00:46:40wow a net passed down three generations and the net still lives on
00:46:42i don't believe that the steel wire negi you can still break through
00:46:46i really can't break this steel wire net but as long as i don't go out isn't that enough you
00:46:49want to catch me maybe next life
00:46:51teacher titan after that lesson earlier will that crow still show up crows are the type of bird that
00:46:54holds grudges and i feel like this crow is a bit different from ordinary crows i bet it will
00:46:58definitely come out oh you really understand me huh but let let my sister go
00:47:03as long as she behaves obediently i'll consider letting her live
00:47:09no if i miss this chance in a few days everything i have those two bastards feifei will be in
00:47:15danger too screw it for my sister for myself i'm going for it it's here
00:47:27ha finally showed up drone plus reinforce steel net if i don't catch you this time
00:47:31i'm silent and never live stream again you've got this dan
00:47:40whoa looks like suntai dan is seriously pissed off almost got caught good thing my reflexes are
00:47:45fast enough what a cunning crow oh man teacher titan to the left to the left
00:47:54right right
00:47:57uh it got away again can you actually do this or not you if you're so good you do it
00:48:03teacher
00:48:04titan that's not what i meant you do it you do it ah stupid crow i refuse to believe i
00:48:11can't catch you
00:48:12caw caw is that all you've got
00:48:15you damn bird mocking me again watch my new move
00:48:23teacher son you can do it you're even using the family heirloom steel net you have to catch it
00:48:27huh sue ting ting you want me dead that badly then i'll make you suffer a little
00:48:32oh no teacher son it's flying straight at me
00:48:38uh get away get away teacher son ting ting here i come perfect timing
00:48:49this is for screwing me over oh help help help help uh oh crap save them
00:49:01save them save them hey it hooked my hair
00:49:08basu are you guys okay damn crow teacher son catch it for me i'm gonna roast it
00:49:13basu this crow is too damn cunning i'm afraid it won't be that easy ting ting look
00:49:21hat head
00:49:24how is it so identical teacher son hurry up and catch that damn crow if you can catch it i'll
00:49:30add
00:49:30another 100 grand 100 grand basu even if you gave me a million it'd be useless i've tried from the
00:49:36ground and from the sky basu even if you gave me another million it'd be useless even with drones
00:49:40and steel nets we still couldn't catch it man i'm out of ideas teacher titan you're a top streamer
00:49:46with a million followers and now you can't even catch a single crow don't tell me all your old
00:49:51videos were fake bullshit i'm just a pest exterminator i've never caught a crow that's big either
00:49:57and you all saw it this crow is way too smart i swear its iq is higher than a human's
00:50:02so there's
00:50:03really no way to deal with this crow honestly if you ask me just go this peacefully no way absolutely
00:50:09cannot let it go
00:50:13boss sue is there something going on why do you hate this crow so much
00:50:22wh what business could we have with a bird it's because this crow has been completely insufferable
00:50:28th that's right completely insufferable teacher titan think of something else well there is one way
00:50:35we'll have to bring out the real hardware teacher titan you're not talking about using truth are
00:50:40you what are you saying that's illegal isn't this crow supposed to be smart then we'll see who's got
00:50:47more tricks up their sleeve master we've already used up every piece of gear we had
00:50:52how are we supposed to compete now
00:50:58sigh i finally come to terms with myself we're simply no match for this crow
00:51:04so master what are you saying to capture this bird we must call upon a wilderness survival expert
00:51:10only then can we hope to completely subdue it a wilderness survival expert wh where are we
00:51:14supposed to find one hey don't worry about that i've seen your fellow apprentice is a legend in the
00:51:17wilderness survival world they call him the lamping two bro with him around that crow was definitely
00:51:21doomed ping two bro oh i remember now you mean that's a hot streamer who has even more followers than
00:51:25you ping two bro yes that's him back in the day in the amazon rainforest with just a single rope
00:51:31he subdued a three meter long crocodile
00:51:36if we can get ping two bro here then catching this damn crow would be over in a flash
00:51:41of course i'll go find my senior fellow apprentice right now
00:51:50oh
00:51:53ting ting this place is seriously creepy
00:52:03it's giving me chills like all my hairs are standing on end i feel it too and that crow it
00:52:08gives me the creeps
00:52:18exactly that crow's eyes and the way it carries itself it's identical to long how
00:52:23it's uncanny damn that long how he didn't just waste my youth
00:52:29now that he's dead he's still haunting me like a vengeful ghost
00:52:32ting ting maybe we should just buy this orchard and seal it off completely
00:52:36no that would only raise more suspicion besides this place has already gone viral online if we make any big
00:52:42moves all those syndicate hall leaders we'll definitely catch wind of it then what the hell do we do
00:52:48don't worry that ping two guy suntitan mentioned i've seen him online too he seems like the real deal
00:52:53as long as he can catch that damn crow they'll stop digging and long how won't ever be discovered
00:53:02you're right
00:53:03right now the top priority is getting our hands on what's inside that safe and making sure the company
00:53:09is locked down tight in our control but right now only long fefe can open that safe will she do
00:53:15as
00:53:15we say and just open it willingly then we'll have to use some persuasion once that safe is open she's
00:53:21worthless we'll just have someone take care of her then we need to move fast we're doing this now
00:53:34soo ting ting you're pure evil
00:53:41soo ting ting you're pure evil
00:53:42need to farm rage points
00:53:53if i want to rack up rage points fast i gotta go after the stuff that pisses people off the
00:53:58most
00:53:58mommy i want that pink one sorry kid i'll make it up
00:54:10my balloon where the hell did this dead crow come from
00:54:22hey old man maybe cut back on the smokes oh come on i just lit that cigarette
00:54:27okay you damn bird get back here
00:54:36kid let bro teach you
00:54:43my clothes
00:54:53evolve now
00:55:08host long how bald eagle
00:55:14finally evolved into a bird of prey now i can go save feifei
00:55:19sis-in-law still no news about my brother
00:55:26young miss we've done everything we can but
00:55:29sigh
00:55:35feifei don't worry
00:55:37we've had people searching non-stop but finding someone
00:55:39takes a massive amount of manpower and resources
00:55:40so the company has to keep running no matter what
00:55:42sis-in-law what do you need me to do
00:55:46as long as we can find my brother i'll do anything
00:55:52feifei all you have to do is open the safe then i can get the documents inside the company can
00:55:56operate normally again and we'll have the funding
00:55:58i'm sure we'll find your brother soon
00:56:02the safe
00:56:08sister-in-law has no other way to find your brother
00:56:11i sold everything i could sell now i'm really
00:56:15miss these days sister-in-law has been raising money everywhere just to gather funds to find big
00:56:18brother
00:56:18feifei if you're not willing
00:56:20sister-in-law will force you
00:56:22sister-in-law i'll open it i'll open it
00:56:30the safe is open
00:56:32sister-in-law ah ah
00:56:38sister-in-law what are you doing
00:56:40what am i doing taking back what belongs to the company you stupid girl
00:56:44if it weren't for getting this document i wouldn't have wasted my time playing this game with you
00:56:48playing games
00:56:50sister-in-law didn't you say it was to find my brother
00:56:53it's because of your brother that i wasted over 10 years of my youth
00:56:57this company is compensation from your dead brother to me
00:57:00this company should have belonged to teeing all along
00:57:03songning you you
00:57:08someone come send the young lady on her way
00:57:15help let go of me
00:57:17ah
00:57:30what is that thing
00:57:35it's an eagle
00:57:40where did an eagle come from
00:57:43su ting ting songning
00:57:46let's see who dares to hurt my sister
00:57:50hurry get this thing out of here
00:57:59everyone get the hell away
00:58:07damn it you two useless idiots let him catch him for me
00:58:14boss this is a bird of prey
00:58:16i don't dare
00:58:20feifei don't be afraid it's me your brother
00:58:27i forgot i'm a damn eagle now
00:58:31feifei doesn't recognize me at all feifei you run first
00:58:36just run
00:58:42after her
00:58:44don't let that little brat get away
00:58:47congratulations host
00:58:49rage points acquired
00:58:52let's see who dares take another step
00:58:59you useless piece of trash
00:59:03how did i end up raising two worthless idiots like you
00:59:08one damn bird and you're scared out of your minds
00:59:16get lost you beast
00:59:20otherwise i'll cook you into soup
00:59:31ting ting ting ting
00:59:32why do i feel like there's something seriously wrong with this bird
00:59:40it's him
00:59:41it's him
00:59:47look doesn't he look exactly like long how
00:59:51ting ting tell me could this really be long house ghost
00:59:53coming back to haunt us
00:59:56whether it's him or not the company is already in our hands
00:59:59we have nothing to be afraid of anymore
01:00:06you're right
01:00:07all of you get up here
01:00:09bring your weapons now
01:00:11you ignored heaven's road now you charge into hell
01:00:14i don't give a damn what kind of beast you are
01:00:15today i'll chop you to pieces and feed you to the dogs
01:00:19you
01:00:20congratulations host
01:00:22rage points acquired
01:00:30huh looks like these punks still don't know
01:00:31in my past life they call me the office god of war
01:00:38the office god of war
01:00:53get him
01:00:54aah
01:01:00th this is impossible
01:01:07song ning su ting ting
01:01:08you dare lay a hand on feifei
01:01:15age
01:01:16help
01:01:27i'll kill you first today
01:01:51i'll let you keep your pathetic life for now
01:01:53otherwise farming rage points later would be a pain
01:01:55first let me check on feifei
01:02:02let's go
01:02:03move
01:02:03move
01:02:08quick call teacher sun
01:02:12oh okay okay
01:02:17hello teacher tight end
01:02:19it's bad
01:02:20you need to give brother ping too on this now
01:02:24bro where the hell are you
01:02:26come back bro
01:02:27i'm sorry
01:02:29i lost the company
01:02:40feifei don't be scared it's me
01:02:42it's me
01:02:43you're that eagle that saved me earlier
01:02:45feifei even though you can't understand me right now
01:02:48you have to wait for your brother to come back
01:02:49okay
01:02:50why do i feel so warm and familiar seeing this eagle
01:02:54big eagle you're protecting me aren't you
01:02:58can i give you a hug
01:03:05can you help me find my brother
01:03:07i'm sorry feifei
01:03:09you have to hold on
01:03:10just wait for your brother to come back
01:03:12there she is
01:03:13grab her
01:03:14damn it song ning's men are here
01:03:16feifei hide
01:03:17i'll lead them away
01:03:31boss is right inside
01:03:34is ping too here yet
01:03:35it's about time
01:03:37he should be here soon
01:03:40he's here he's here
01:03:48yo ping too
01:03:50finally you showed up
01:03:52whether we catch that big bird today is all on you
01:03:55i heard you're a wilderness survival expert
01:03:57in the amazon rainforest
01:03:59you caught a crocodile with your bare hands
01:04:01so this big bird should be no problem for you right
01:04:05it's just a bird
01:04:08of course it's a piece of cake
01:04:11ping too you go handle a bird by yourself
01:04:15i gotta go meet some female fans
01:04:19hey you idiot get to work
01:04:22hey hey ping too where's your gear
01:04:28what gear
01:04:30the gear for catching the big bird
01:04:33yeah like the stuff master sun uses
01:04:34drones wire nets that kind of thing
01:04:37all that fancy crap is useless
01:04:39we use whatever surround us
01:04:42ping too that bird is damn cunning
01:04:45master tydan took a lot of hits from it
01:04:50i've seen everything out in the wild
01:04:52you think a bird can outsmart me
01:04:54chen yuda start the live stream
01:04:57let's get to work
01:05:03hello
01:05:05hey everyone i'm ping too
01:05:06right now i'm in an orchard in the southeast region
01:05:16let me show you all what's going on here
01:05:21huh it really is ping too
01:05:25he's got way more followers than
01:05:26suntai dan by a long shot
01:05:28this time i gotta find a way to get that rage value
01:05:36you guys see that
01:05:39smart bird but we can't just chase blindly
01:05:46ping too you mean
01:05:49we gotta set a trap for it
01:05:50see that tallest tree over there
01:05:52that's the highest point in the whole orchard
01:05:53and also its roost
01:05:54we'll set up a trap for it right under that tree
01:05:56a real ambush
01:05:58what ambush
01:05:58ping too why do you keep saying stuff
01:06:00i don't even understand
01:06:05hey you dumbass
01:06:06i told you to read more books
01:06:08but all you do is scroll through hot chicks
01:06:09listen up guys
01:06:10first we make a slip knot out of steel wire
01:06:14once its claw steps in
01:06:15the more it struggles
01:06:16the tighter it gets
01:06:18i see
01:06:18got it
01:06:19you see that
01:06:21that's what you call professional
01:06:22yeah he's way better than suntai dan
01:06:24as long as ping too can
01:06:25catch that damn bird and make this place lose attention
01:06:27we can lock down everything long how has
01:06:29dizzy go take that roast chicken we brought
01:06:31and tie it under the tree as bait
01:06:33my roast chicken
01:06:34i didn't even get to eat it
01:06:35and now it's gonna go to that stupid bird
01:06:38you're the stupid bird
01:06:39your whole family are stupid birds
01:06:47trap set
01:06:48now let's hide and wait for it to walk right in
01:06:53i'm actually a fan of brother ping too
01:06:54his methods are way more impressive than titans
01:06:56how do i piss them off
01:06:57and still get away clean
01:06:58whatever let's evolve first
01:07:00good thing when i say feyfei
01:07:01i racked up enough rage points
01:07:03system i want to evolve
01:07:04post longhow species
01:07:06golden eagle
01:07:06diet carnivore
01:07:07attack 80
01:07:08strength 120
01:07:09current body length 110 centimeters
01:07:11evolution progress 75 percent
01:07:12my wingspan's over two meters now
01:07:14i can easily snatch up a sheep
01:07:16otherwise dealing with brother ping too
01:07:17would be tough
01:07:18let them stew for a bit
01:07:19drain their patience
01:07:19once i rile them up later
01:07:20they'll be a lot easier
01:07:21brother ping too
01:07:22it's been forever
01:07:23you're trapped
01:07:23what if it's been spotted already
01:07:26relax
01:07:27catching a cunning bird of prey like this takes patience
01:07:29let's wait a little longer
01:07:35wait wait wait
01:07:36how much longer are we supposed to wait
01:07:38what's the damn rush
01:07:39if it were that easy to catch
01:07:40you have done it yourself
01:07:41why'd you call us then
01:07:41fine as long as we catch that damn bird today
01:07:44i don't care how long it takes
01:07:46hey ping too
01:07:47you think it'll actually show
01:07:49no idea
01:07:50let's just wait and see
01:07:51are you sure that big bird is still in the orchard
01:07:54positive
01:07:56we watched it fly in
01:07:58looks like their patience is about worn out
01:08:08it's coming
01:08:12come and get me then brother ping too
01:08:16i guess i have to take this act all the way
01:08:21tingding look at that eagle
01:08:25doesn't it seem way bigger than before
01:08:28yeah but no matter how big it gets
01:08:33it's not escaping our grasp again
01:08:37haven't had meat in ages
01:08:39roast chicken here i come
01:08:44it took the bait
01:08:46did brother ping too catch it
01:08:52let it struggle a bit first
01:08:53damn bird it clawed my neck
01:08:55once we catch it i'm definitely roasting it
01:09:00whoa what the hell
01:09:01stop with the jump scares
01:09:02you know our follower count just doubled
01:09:06over 10 million are watching now
01:09:10to watch you catch the big bird
01:09:12haha
01:09:13nice nice
01:09:15walk over and give the brothers a close-up look at this big bird
01:09:26doesn't this bird look kind of like a vulture
01:09:50what the hell is that
01:09:53pink two bros you seeing this
01:09:55That is no ordinary eagle.
01:09:58That's a golden eagle, a nationally protected species.
01:10:03First time I've ever seen a live one in the wild.
01:10:06Attack it!
01:10:07Catch that eagle now.
01:10:10You too, get moving and shove it in the cage.
01:10:18Hey, hey, hey!
01:10:20Listen, I'm warning you.
01:10:21That's a protected animal.
01:10:23You can't touch it.
01:10:25Protected?
01:10:27That thing nearly killed me.
01:10:30That's your problem, not mine.
01:10:34But I'm the one who caught it, so nobody else touches it.
01:10:37Dizzy, call the proper authorities.
01:10:39Let the professionals handle it.
01:10:42On it.
01:10:44No, don't call them.
01:10:46Brother Ping Tu, look.
01:10:48This bird already hurt someone.
01:10:51We can handle it ourselves.
01:10:53No need to bother anyone else.
01:10:54It's a protected species.
01:10:56Handling it privately is against the law.
01:10:58No, I mean...
01:11:02We're in the middle of nowhere.
01:11:03They'll be slow.
01:11:05Right, right.
01:11:06We can't let the professionals come.
01:11:07If it's protected, how will I turn back?
01:11:18Damn, it's getting away.
01:11:21Grab it.
01:11:22Quick!
01:11:34Get it!
01:11:36Somebody grab it!
01:11:41You really want to catch me?
01:11:42Let me take you on a little sky tour.
01:11:54Ah!
01:11:56Help!
01:11:57Let me down!
01:11:58What the?
01:12:00What the?
01:12:05Let me down!
01:12:06You beast!
01:12:08Put me down right now!
01:12:10Oh shit, you're still cussing me out?
01:12:16Guess I gotta get rough with you, you animal.
01:12:22Xioning.
01:12:24Whoa!
01:12:25Never seen anything like this before.
01:12:28Gotta record this, this will definitely go viral.
01:12:32Bro Ping Tu, do something.
01:12:35At this rate, Xioning's gonna die.
01:12:39Oh my god, this is a first for me too.
01:12:48We're so dead.
01:12:50So dead.
01:12:55Please, hurry.
01:12:56Think of something to save Xioning.
01:12:58If you can save Xioning, I'll give you 500 grand.
01:13:05Please, Bro Eagle, no.
01:13:07Lord Eagle, please put me down.
01:13:10Scared already?
01:13:11You weren't such a coward when you screwed me over.
01:13:17Now you get a taste of hanging between life and death.
01:13:20Ping Tu, the live stream is blowing up.
01:13:23Millions of viewers are saying this eagle is possessed.
01:13:28Ping Tu, everyone is watching.
01:13:30Are you really just gonna stand there and do nothing?
01:13:32Aye.
01:13:33I don't even know how to handle this.
01:13:34Let's just call the cops.
01:13:35No.
01:13:36We can't call the police.
01:13:37If they come, they'll definitely find Longhouse Body.
01:13:41Then what do we do?
01:13:43Aye.
01:13:46Holy shit, this damn beast weighs a ton.
01:13:49I'm freaking exhausted.
01:13:57Ow, my back.
01:13:59My ass.
01:14:01Xioning, Xioning, are you okay?
01:14:05Ting Ting, that bastard almost killed me.
01:14:08It's okay, it's okay.
01:14:09You're down now.
01:14:10That's what matters.
01:14:12Ting Ting, why does my lower body feel all cold?
01:14:16Bro, you gotta hang in there.
01:14:19Your junk might be crushed.
01:14:24What?
01:14:26Shut up, you idiot.
01:14:28Don't scare him.
01:14:29Bro, your junk is probably still there.
01:14:31You just pissed your pants from being scared shitless.
01:14:35Damn bird.
01:14:37I'm gonna skin you alive today.
01:14:42Ping Tu.
01:14:43We can't just let this go.
01:14:46This.
01:14:46I already told you, this is a golden eagle.
01:14:49A class one protected animal.
01:14:51We can't catch it.
01:14:53Protected animal my ass.
01:14:55It almost killed me.
01:14:56Look at me.
01:14:58Ping Tu.
01:14:59It's not that we're picking a fight with a bird.
01:15:01But you saw it too.
01:15:03This bird has already attacked people.
01:15:05Today it grabs Xioning.
01:15:07What if tomorrow it grabs some kid?
01:15:09Fair point.
01:15:10This eagle is a minute staying here.
01:15:12Exactly.
01:15:12Protected animal or not, it can't hurt people.
01:15:14Who's gonna dare bring their kids out after this?
01:15:16Huh.
01:15:16Impressive.
01:15:17Turning black into white with just a few words.
01:15:20But this plays right into my hands.
01:15:22The angrier you get at me, the more I love it.
01:15:25Let the rage come harder.
01:15:30Congrats, you got 1m rage points.
01:15:33Evolution conditions met.
01:15:34Not yet.
01:15:35Now's not the time to evolve.
01:15:38Ping Tu, what do we do now?
01:15:40We'll catch it and send it away.
01:15:45Grab the tools.
01:15:47We're catching an eagle.
01:15:57Ping Tu, what are you doing?
01:16:00That little stunt won't catch this giant bird anymore.
01:16:04We need something serious.
01:16:10Will this rope even hold?
01:16:16This is professional great hemp rope used for tug of war.
01:16:18We'll make a slipknot trap.
01:16:20The second it dares to land.
01:16:22There's no way it's getting away.
01:16:26This time it's a sure thing.
01:16:27No matter how tough that bird is, it can't beat me.
01:16:29And Ping Tu.
01:16:35Dizzy, go get that goat from the truck.
01:16:38But isn't that goat the one you're saving for the roast?
01:16:42Doesn't matter now.
01:16:43To catch this giant bird, we've got to go all in.
01:16:59The moment that beast touches the ground.
01:17:02You all rush in and beat it to death.
01:17:06Be big bro.
01:17:07I can't do it.
01:17:10What are you scared of?
01:17:13I've already made arrangements.
01:17:16The rest of the crew is on the way.
01:17:20Everything's set.
01:17:23Whether you're Long Hao or that giant bird.
01:17:26This time I'm taking you down.
01:17:34Ping Tu, I'm a huge fan.
01:17:36Can I get a photo with you?
01:17:38Yeah, sure.
01:17:40Alright, nice.
01:17:43That's enough.
01:17:48Ping Tu, Ping Tu.
01:17:49It's coming.
01:17:50It's coming.
01:17:50Oh my god.
01:17:52That eagle looks even bigger in person than in the video.
01:17:56Oh.
01:17:58Show little goat.
01:17:59Don't be scared.
01:18:00I'm not going to eat you.
01:18:05Ha ha ha.
01:18:07It's caught.
01:18:08Move!
01:18:15Everyone, get it.
01:18:16Beat it to death.
01:18:21What are you doing?
01:18:22Stop it!
01:18:24Huh.
01:18:24You few little shrimps think you can hurt me?
01:18:36I can't hold it anymore
01:18:37Come help
01:18:38This beast is way too strong
01:18:43What are you all standing around for?
01:18:45Come help
01:18:50Pintu bro
01:18:51I got you
01:18:58Everyone on my count
01:18:59One two pull
01:19:00One two pull
01:19:02I can't hold on
01:19:03System I need to evolve
01:19:10Evolving now
01:19:10Evolution time
01:19:12Five minutes
01:19:12Pintu why do I feel like
01:19:14He's getting bigger bit by bit
01:19:17I think so
01:19:18Wait no
01:19:19Something's off about this eagle
01:19:21Oh
01:19:22Oh no
01:19:23Oh no
01:19:26Ping ping
01:19:27Ping two
01:19:28Look
01:19:31Holy crap
01:19:32I just evolved
01:19:33Why is it causing
01:19:35Supernatural phenomena
01:19:45Oh my god
01:19:47What the hell is that thing
01:19:51This
01:19:52This is a bird man
01:19:53Don't talk nonsense
01:19:55Ping two
01:19:56I think
01:19:56We've pissed off the mountain spirit of this place
01:19:59What?
01:20:01Mountain spirit?
01:20:02Congratulations
01:20:03Post evolution successful
01:20:04Current form
01:20:05Golden winged rock
01:20:05You can take human form in one hour
01:20:07Golden winged rock
01:20:09Rue lies own uncle
01:20:12Please spare me
01:20:13Great mountain spirit
01:20:14I just came to watch the show
01:20:16I didn't mean to offend you
01:20:18Sir
01:20:20You idiot
01:20:21Stop talking nonsense about mountain spirits
01:20:24Oh come on
01:20:24King two
01:20:25You gotta believe me
01:20:25Think about it
01:20:26First he grabbed people and toyed with them in the sky
01:20:29Then he snapped a rope as thick as a wrist like it was nothing
01:20:32If he's not a mountain spirit
01:20:34Then what is he?
01:20:38This is way beyond our understanding
01:20:40I think we should bring in some experts
01:20:42Experts?
01:20:43No
01:20:44No experts
01:20:46What do we do?
01:20:47This is already all over the internet
01:20:49If this attracts an official investigation
01:20:51Longhouse body will be discovered sooner or later
01:20:54Boss Sue
01:20:55At this point we've got no choice but to call on experts
01:20:58I'm saying experts won't help
01:21:00Who the hell trusts experts?
01:21:02Right
01:21:02Right
01:21:03Can't trust experts
01:21:04Can't trust them
01:21:05Then what the hell are we supposed to do?
01:21:08I've got an idea
01:21:08We can organize a ritual to worship the mountain spirit
01:21:11Worship the mountain spirit?
01:21:12Yes
01:21:13If he really is the mountain spirit
01:21:14All our repeated attempts to capture him
01:21:15Must have angered him
01:21:16We can use this chance
01:21:17To apologize to the spirit
01:21:18That makes sense
01:21:21Ting Ting
01:21:22What are you thinking?
01:21:23Are we really going to hold a worship ritual?
01:21:25Won't that just attract even more people?
01:21:27Ha
01:21:28Worship my ass
01:21:29I just want to keep them calm for now
01:21:31While everyone's distracted
01:21:32We'll move Longhouse body somewhere else
01:21:34Then even if they call experts or the cops
01:21:37We won't have a damn thing to worry about
01:21:39Damn right
01:21:40Why didn't I think of that?
01:21:51Huh
01:21:51You sneaky bastards
01:21:53Your little scheme will never work
01:21:58The mountain spirit is real
01:22:01He's shown himself
01:22:03Great mountain spirit
01:22:04Forgive us
01:22:05We never meant to capture you
01:22:07Yes
01:22:08Yes
01:22:08We only wanted to release you back into nature
01:22:10Ting Ting
01:22:10It really is the mountain spirit
01:22:11That
01:22:12That look in his eyes
01:22:13It's exactly like Longhouse
01:22:15I
01:22:16I saw it too
01:22:19This
01:22:20This has to be a coincidence
01:22:24Coincidence my ass
01:22:25It's me
01:22:27System
01:22:28How much longer
01:22:29Until I can take human form
01:22:33What do we do now?
01:22:35The mountain spirit must know everything we've done
01:22:38Don't panic
01:22:40If he really is the mountain spirit
01:22:41Surely he won't hold it against us
01:22:43Right
01:22:44Let's all kneel and pray
01:22:46Beg the mountain spirit to spare us
01:22:52It really is the mountain spirit
01:22:53Looks like he's descending upon us
01:22:55Look at the dark clouds gathering over this barren orchard
01:22:57The mountain spirit is manifesting
01:22:59There's a human form
01:23:00Great mountain spirit descends
01:23:03Welcome him
01:23:06Welcome the great mountain spirit
01:23:07The mountain spirit
01:23:09Just holding on your eyes
01:23:14permusic
01:23:15It just
01:23:22Don't
01:23:23Doesn't
01:23:24plan
01:23:33Just
01:23:35You
01:23:35Only
01:23:35You
01:23:35Only
01:23:37Only
01:23:37You
01:23:39Su Ting Ting. Song Ning. Prepare to die.
01:23:45Long Hao.
01:23:48He's Long Hao, the one who went missing a while ago.
01:23:52The Syndicate boss is the Mountain Spirit?
01:23:56Long Hao is the Mountain Spirit?
01:23:58TH, that's impossible.
01:24:00Long Hao, what kind of sorcery are you using to deceive us all?
01:24:05Sorcery?
01:24:06Oof.
01:24:07Su Ting Ting. Song Ning. You two conspire together.
01:24:11Plotted to murder me in this very orchard.
01:24:13And you sweet-talked Long Fei Fei. Deceived her into helping you.
01:24:16Steal my company right out from under me.
01:24:19Su Ting Ting. The debt between us is long overdue.
01:24:23Aw.
01:24:26Holy crap.
01:24:28Long Hao was actually murdered by Su Ting Ting and Song Ning.
01:24:31TCH, weren't they married?
01:24:33How could she be so cold-blooded?
01:24:35Damn. Would she love you?
01:24:37It's all kisses, cuddles, and sweet nothings.
01:24:38When she doesn't...
01:24:39It's chop-chop and stuff you in a bag.
01:24:42All of you, shut up.
01:24:43Long Hao, let me tell you something.
01:24:44So what if everything you said is true?
01:24:47You stole my youth first.
01:24:52Uh...
01:24:52I wasted your time?
01:24:55Su Ting Ting, have you no shame?
01:24:56If you hadn't thrown yourself at me when I was drunk, you think I'd have ever looked twice at you?
01:25:00Long Hao, you.
01:25:02And you.
01:25:02You always acted so bootlicking and obedient around me.
01:25:05I never knew you were such a rotten, scheming animal.
01:25:08Today, I'll take revenge for myself.
01:25:10Brother.
01:25:13You're finally back.
01:25:15I thought you.
01:25:18Don't cry, don't cry.
01:25:20I'm back now, aren't I?
01:25:22Brother, the company, they.
01:25:26It's fine.
01:25:27I already know everything.
01:25:29None of them will get away.
01:25:30Long Hao, I was wrong.
01:25:32I truly know I was wrong.
01:25:35I had a moment of weakness.
01:25:37Song Ning, that bastard, brainwashed me.
01:25:39Please forgive me just this once.
01:25:42Shut up.
01:25:43It was all you.
01:25:45You're the one who came up with the plan to kill him.
01:25:49Brother Long, I was wrong.
01:25:51I was just blinded by greed.
01:25:54You're a big man.
01:25:55Please spare my worthless life.
01:25:57Long Hao, even one night as husband and wife means something.
01:26:00We were married once.
01:26:01You can't be this heartless.
01:26:05Oof.
01:26:09Not every mistake deserves forgiveness.
01:26:13You two love playing schemes?
01:26:15Love hurting people?
01:26:17Then let me show you what it feels like to be played.
01:26:23Brother, I've already called the police.
01:26:25Let them handle it.
01:26:26Fine.
01:26:27Let these two sneaky bastards.
01:26:28Brought in prison for the rest of their lives.
01:26:34Fei Fei, come on.
01:26:35Brother's taking you out for something good.
01:26:46Ping Tzu, this great mountain spirit is so damn cool.
01:26:49When am I ever gonna be that awesome?
01:26:51You absolute dumbass.
01:26:53Talk to me.