00:00I got a concussion three weeks ago, and I'm not allowed to look at light bulbs, so I have to
00:06wear-
00:06Dude, we got light bulbs, we got a rotating phone, this is awesome.
00:09I am like two seconds away from vomiting, and that's why I have to wear sunglasses.
00:13I don't want any of you to think I think I look cool, okay?
00:17Which is what I've had to do every day, is explain to people why I'm wearing sunglasses, which is embarrassing.
00:23But then you're like, it's cool, it's for concussion, and you're like, you're even cooler!
00:26I have to do like, PT for it, and PT is a f***ing 65 year old doctor going,
00:32Boat! Napkin! Blanket! Rugby! Mirror! And he goes, what did I say?
00:39And he goes, uh...
00:41And he goes, yeah, you're not all there yet.
00:44It really does make Trump look impressive, because you're like, he knows camel? That's like high level!
00:49You also didn't know you had one, right? You just felt sick?
00:51No, I just thought I'm like, oh, I'm getting old.
00:54I'm nauseous all the time, and vomiting, and lights really hurt.
00:58And I was like, oh, I guess I'm just f***ing old.
01:00And they're like, no, you have brain damage.
01:02And I was like, no. Oh, sweet!
01:04I found out like when you haven't seen me.
01:04You just noticed that it would only be weird.
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