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Moms, the owner of a boarding house, goes bankrupt and is forced to evacuate the tenants. In order to raise money for Moms and her boarding house, the tenants decide to put up a musical show.
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00:02:14Now, now, look here, Steggy. Now, uh, be nice now.
00:02:16Now, Steggy, Steggy, Steggy. Be nice.
00:02:19Now, look here, Steggy. This is Mom's boarding house.
00:02:22See? This is where I live.
00:02:24That's what she called a living.
00:02:27Now, Steggy, come here. Come, come here, Steggy.
00:02:30Steggy. Oh, Steggy, come here.
00:02:32Come here, Steggy.
00:02:33Oh, you gotta do that. Oh, Steggy, don't do it.
00:02:35Mom will put us out. Oh, Steggy, come on down from there.
00:02:39What you going on? Oh, Steggy. Oh, man.
00:02:42Steggy, get out from there. Get out off that shatter here.
00:02:45Get out from there.
00:02:46I heard what you said.
00:02:48But, Mom, get this, call this living.
00:02:50Yeah, but let me tell you, sir, if you don't like it,
00:02:53all you got to do is to pay me your rent and leave.
00:02:55You understand that? Because I'm not going to...
00:02:57Oh! What's that thing? Get it out of here.
00:03:00Don't get scared, Mom. Come here, Steggy. Come here, Steggy.
00:03:03Come here. Stop there. Stop acting like that.
00:03:05Mom, now, don't be scared. This is Steggy.
00:03:08This is part of my animal life.
00:03:09That's the part that's going out of here, Justin.
00:03:11Oh, but, Mom, you don't understand.
00:03:14Feet are... Look at that. Ain't that...
00:03:16What is it?
00:03:17Yeah, this is Steggy. He's a... He's an animal of distinction.
00:03:21I don't care if he's an animal of extension.
00:03:24Dusty, you got enough animals in your room now.
00:03:28Well, you got a whole zoo up there. What is he, anyhow?
00:03:32Mom, this is Steggy.
00:03:34Uh-uh-uh. And absolutely harmless.
00:03:38Just look at that. Ain't he cute?
00:03:40Oh, you little rascal.
00:03:43Mom, and he's smart, too.
00:03:45Yes, he is.
00:03:47Got two brains. He's got one in his head.
00:03:49He's got one in his tail.
00:03:51There you go. Try to jive me again.
00:03:54Boy, you ought to be a shave of yourself.
00:03:56Who ever heard tell him any animal having brains in his tail?
00:04:00If he's got one brain anywhere, he's got one more than you've got.
00:04:04Uh, crap. Come on, Steggy. Come on, now.
00:04:06Come on upstairs. I'm gonna show you where we gonna sleep at.
00:04:10I'm gonna fix you... Come on, Steggy. Stop acting so simple.
00:04:12Come on, here.
00:04:13I'm gonna fix you a nice place. Come on, Steggy.
00:04:16I'm gonna knock you out. I see that right now.
00:04:18Come on, Steggy. I'm gonna kick him out of here.
00:04:20Come on, here, Steggy. Get on up there, Steggy.
00:04:22Fix you a nice place to sleep.
00:04:24Hey, Steggy, who's gonna take him out at night?
00:04:28I'm tired of cleaning around here.
00:04:29You think you're so bad to take care of that old thing?
00:04:37Oh, Steggy, don't put your hands in there. That's nice. That's nice.
00:04:42Come on in, now. Come on in.
00:04:44This is... Oh, look at it. Ain't he cute?
00:04:48Oh, Steggy, you're so glad you have a nice place to sleep.
00:04:52Oh, look at that.
00:04:54Oh, I'm gonna make a lot of money on you.
00:04:57Yes, I am.
00:04:58Oh, you little rascal, you.
00:05:00Now, look here. Come here, Steggy.
00:05:03Now, now, now, here's where we go to sleep at, over there.
00:05:05But before we take us out of a nap,
00:05:07I'm gonna take you out of any...
00:05:09Oh, come on. Undo that, boy.
00:05:11I'm gonna take it. Now, listen.
00:05:13I don't want me and you to fall out, see,
00:05:14because you is my pole chaps.
00:05:16See? Oh, stop now. Stop it, Steggy.
00:05:19Look here. Come on and go out and meet the other members of the attic.
00:05:22Oh, Steggy, you're getting worse now.
00:05:25You're gonna make me lose my temper. Come on here.
00:05:27Come on, now. I'm gonna meet the other members of the attic.
00:05:30Now, get... Oh, stop, Steggy.
00:05:31Oh, Steggy, all right. Now, I'm gonna hurt you now.
00:05:34Come on back here.
00:05:36Steggy, you step right on my money now.
00:05:38Don't never do that no more.
00:05:40Now, come on over here and meet Fuzzy. Come on. Come on.
00:05:43Now, Fuzzy, this is Steggy.
00:05:45Steggy, that's Fuzzy.
00:05:48Look up there. He's so glad to see him, too.
00:05:52Oh, merciful.
00:05:55You can get me put out.
00:05:57Don't jump up in Mom's chair.
00:05:58Stop putting all that hair on the floor.
00:06:01Now, here, I'll tell you what you do.
00:06:03Come on here. I'm gonna introduce you to the other members.
00:06:05Get out of the chair, Steg.
00:06:07Come on in to meet the other members of the attic.
00:06:09Come on, Steg.
00:06:10Oh, Steg, stop. I'll get away.
00:06:13All right, now.
00:06:16I wish I had my...
00:06:17I done went off home and left my...
00:06:19If I had somebody hurt you, come on here
00:06:22and meet the murder members of the act.
00:06:24Come on here. Now, come on over here and meet...
00:06:26and meet the rest of the members of the act.
00:06:29Now, now, now, now, now, that's nice.
00:06:31Now, brother, this Steggy. Steggy, that's brother.
00:06:34See, brother, right there, look at me.
00:06:38What's the matter?
00:06:39What's that? Oh, don't be scared of him, Steggy.
00:06:41Oh, he ain't gonna hurt you.
00:06:43Look at that. Stop stagging.
00:06:45You gonna get me scared of him in a minute.
00:06:47Now, now, look what you done done.
00:06:49You done scared Steggy.
00:06:51Now, listen, brother.
00:06:53If you don't stop scaring everybody,
00:06:55I'm gonna have to put you back in a cage.
00:06:57I don't wanna put you in a cage, but I will.
00:07:00Now, you just remember that.
00:07:03Come on here, Steggy.
00:07:04Me and you got to get some sleep,
00:07:05cause, hey, we got to get up today and put on a good show.
00:07:08Do you know that? That's what we got to do.
00:07:10Now, now, now, now, look here.
00:07:11See, now, I'm gonna let you sleep right here.
00:07:13I'm gonna sleep in the bed.
00:07:14See, now, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
00:07:16Come on, uh-uh, no.
00:07:18It ain't like that, sonny boy.
00:07:19It ain't like that.
00:07:21See?
00:07:21You sleep down here.
00:07:22I sleep in the bed.
00:07:24Oh, yes, you will too, see?
00:07:26This ain't no tree.
00:07:27This is a bed.
00:07:28Yeah, yeah, but you'll,
00:07:30you'll never park your hips up here.
00:07:33Now, I'll show you what you do now.
00:07:34You come right here and lay down right here.
00:07:36You understand what I mean, Steggy?
00:07:37See, I'll show you what I'm talking about.
00:07:39You lay right down here just like this here.
00:07:42And you lay like this here, see?
00:07:43And you can get some good sleep like this.
00:07:45I slept in the park a minute just like this.
00:07:47You sleep like...
00:07:48And then when you feel like you want to turn over,
00:07:50then you just turn over just like this here.
00:07:53Boy, this is all.
00:07:54This is...
00:07:55Hey, Steggy.
00:07:57Hey, Steggy.
00:08:01Well, now, ain't that's a shame?
00:08:05Well, they always said be kind to dumb animals.
00:08:10Then maybe he ain't dumb.
00:08:15Well...
00:08:27Watch that pot on the stove for me a minute, Freddy.
00:08:31Oh, come in.
00:08:35Uh, you in show business?
00:08:37Yes, I sing.
00:08:38Oh, you do?
00:08:39Oh, would you mind?
00:08:41Oh, you wouldn't mind.
00:08:42Run the scale for Mom.
00:08:44I love singing.
00:08:46Ah!
00:08:49Ah!
00:08:53Ah!
00:08:54Is that all right?
00:08:56Why, honey, that was beautiful.
00:08:59What is your name?
00:09:03My name's Lila Foster.
00:09:05And I was wondering if you could show me a room.
00:09:09Well, yes, I can show you one.
00:09:12But the trouble of it is they all filled up.
00:09:17Well, thanks anyway.
00:09:19Oh, wait a minute.
00:09:21Let Mom think.
00:09:23There must be some way I can figure this out.
00:09:26Oh, yeah.
00:09:27I'll put Dusty in the room with Mufty.
00:09:31No.
00:09:33If I did that, Mufty'd eat up the rest of Dusty's act.
00:09:39Oh, I'll put Boo Boo.
00:09:42No.
00:09:44I can't move Boo Boo.
00:09:46He never would find his room, honey.
00:09:49You know, he's always D-R-U-N-K.
00:09:53No.
00:09:53Oh.
00:09:54Yes.
00:10:01I know I can get a drink.
00:10:04My friend Dusty'll give me a drink.
00:10:07And I'm going in it soon.
00:10:13Yes, sir.
00:10:14My old friend Dusty'll always look out for me.
00:10:20Come on.
00:10:21Come on.
00:10:22Get up and give me a drink.
00:10:23I want a drink, Dust.
00:10:25Oh.
00:10:26You're sleeping.
00:10:29Keep it right in that drawer there,
00:10:31so I'll just go in and help myself.
00:10:33Oh, and you, old dog, eh?
00:10:36Oh.
00:10:40There it is.
00:10:45Yes, sir.
00:10:46There it is.
00:10:46There it is.
00:10:47There it is.
00:10:47Look like gin?
00:10:51Tastes like gin.
00:10:55It is gin.
00:10:57Oh.
00:11:06Wow!
00:11:12Oh, my goodness.
00:11:15Ow.
00:11:25I don't think we'll ever see him again honey and now mom got a room fire he seems so frightened
00:11:33fighting he was scared to death you know what I think happened I think he must took one look at
00:11:39steggy is steggy a border here no a rumor I don't feed pre-hysterical animals I just can't feed the
00:11:48hysterical world so come on upstairs and mom show you where your room's at come on this way down
00:11:57you see this was boo boo's room but you can have it now you know you're a pretty girl
00:12:05I think you look better with your hat on
00:12:17musty I know you don't you're not going out of here until you pay me every nickel of your rent
00:12:22get back in that room
00:12:26can you imagine as nice as I've been to him
00:12:31get in there
00:12:40oh my goodness did you hurt yourself no I hope not I hope I didn't hurt myself
00:12:45oh uh how to do how to do uh look like I've seen you someplace before maybe you have you
00:12:51see I get
00:12:52around yeah and your name is uh Vivian and your last name Harris oh I had a hard time guessing
00:12:58that
00:12:58and who you I'm spider Bruce you know oh yeah are you going to the dance tonight well I was
00:13:03thinking
00:13:04about it well that's nice are you married no I'm not well where do you live upstairs oh you're cooking
00:13:10up
00:13:10there now huh I should say not I'm an actress and I live up there oh I see well how
00:13:16about you and I
00:13:16getting together tonight going to the dance together well I don't care if I do what time can I meet
00:13:21you how about the corner drugstore about nine o'clock that's fine nine o'clock nine o'clock I'll
00:13:25see you here okay oh me me me don't forget nine o'clock yes sir I'm going to the tailor
00:13:31shop and get
00:13:32my clothes right now I bet they do they don't if I bet they will they won't I guess the
00:13:43landlady
00:13:43will just have to wait for her rent this week yeah I ain't stunned by what you talk about cause
00:13:47I
00:13:47ain't why hello why hello there how say listen what's all the argument down there oh don't
00:13:51never care nothing to Joel's place why he leaves his wife there and charge and the minute you go
00:13:54after you think she overcharge you there well how much you charge I'm charging me 35 cents there
00:13:5935 cents that's right well I spent a dollar to a dollar and a half to have my clothes for
00:14:04it yeah
00:14:04that's reason you got on that leap year suit there now say ain't you going to the dance tonight
00:14:08not like this well so wonder you got this for looking like that how about the no listen I remember
00:14:14the first time I saw you you know you did me a very nice favor I wasn't going to bring
00:14:18that up
00:14:19well one good term deserves another yes and if my clothes will fit you yeah there is right now
00:14:24try on them pants there yeah but what are you going to don't worry I got clothes I ain't never
00:14:29seen
00:14:29before well all right thank you very much all right I'll go over here and try them on don't do
00:14:34that you'll never been up the pants like that it's 35 cents invested there all right I'll be right
00:14:40yeah now try him on right there you're all right he's a good old boy just plays horses all the
00:14:45time
00:14:45you know yeah but I never will forget what he did though uh get your heels out the pocket you
00:14:50act
00:14:50like you ain't never had on no pants before oh they fit him too I sure is glad of that
00:14:56now he can go
00:14:57to the dance yes sir him and I are going to that dance tonight he comes back there they are
00:15:03all set
00:15:04there you know there's a fit too no sir here I want you to take my coat your coat too
00:15:08yes sir the
00:15:09coat goes with it well this is all right I know you know you're really all right sure well I
00:15:13know
00:15:14but now wait a minute don't throw it in my face like that well what's the matter you're liable to
00:15:18have some friends on this baby oh no friends on that no well you won't need that no more well
00:15:22this is really all right I'll never forget I know that now hot dog look at that wait a minute
00:15:27let me get your feet up off of 7th avenue boy well all right yes shoes too now the shoes
00:15:32goes
00:15:33to you stand right there I will my what is these here you got here are those shoes there yes
00:15:39sir
00:15:39why those are Edmund C. Claps you're right they're unlapped all right no I don't need them anymore
00:15:44either look at that now wait a minute put the cane on put the hat on take the handkerchief off
00:15:50your
00:15:50neck got to do it and you're all dressed up you know oh mercy look at that all right in
00:15:55a shop
00:15:56Jackson yeah I'm really in there don't do that don't do what don't never turn that fast in my
00:16:01closure if I want to turn I'll turn no you won't turn in that clothes if I get the urge
00:16:05to turn I'll
00:16:06turn you don't have the urge to turn in my clothes I said when I turn I'll turn oh look
00:16:11who
00:16:12ain't going to the dance tonight here I was just kidding oh I see you was a spider what's the
00:16:18matter
00:16:19you know I expected an advance from my agent today yeah and didn't receive it so will you lend
00:16:23me two till next week oh yes I promise I'll let you go to the dance and you're going you
00:16:26know
00:16:27yes you do here you are now whatever you do get yourself a girlfriend oh I will get one I
00:16:31will
00:16:31I'll tell you I'll see you there huh oh my you look so nice I'm in there now look here
00:16:36what another
00:16:36thing you know you're easily getting mad in case anybody do anything or start an argument with
00:16:40in the dance tonight in case you get mad at all if they want to fight yeah I'll pull off
00:16:45my clothes
00:16:45if you feel like they want to cut you I'll see you here I'll take care of everything so long
00:16:49I'll
00:16:49cut you so long spider why hello Viv here why hello Charlie how have you been oh I've been around
00:16:55I
00:16:55haven't seen you lately well naturally you wouldn't honey I'm uh following the horses nowadays oh I see
00:17:00you're a street cleaner now huh no street cleaning honey I just made 15,000 today and I thought I'd
00:17:05walk around and see what the girls and boys at the boarding house are doing $15,000 yes it is
00:17:10oh why you're really sticking ain't you yes Emma are you going to the fair tonight well I was
00:17:14thinking about it uh who's the wolf I haven't picked one yet oh yeah well all right Joe it's all
00:17:20right
00:17:21I didn't mean oh hello spider hello I was looking for you yeah yeah I got me a fine chicko
00:17:26man oh you
00:17:26have yes she's really in there oh spider you better let me have two more dollars you didn't have
00:17:30nothing but a notion of going did you well I just had I'll see you today yeah I thank you
00:17:35very
00:17:35much okay yeah say hey uh Charlie come here you got the wrong girl the wrong girl yeah that's me
00:17:42there oh no uh Esther miss uh miss Harris do you know him know him I never knew anything that
00:17:48looked
00:17:48like him in all the days I see right now I've got to get you all told I'll tell you
00:17:53now pardon me
00:17:54just like all rest of the common men you don't know when you really got a friend I loan you
00:18:00my clothes
00:18:00my money you turn around and take my gal you just can't stand prosperity that's all why the lady
00:18:06says my boy that she don't know you wrong well I believe she's true that well that ought to do
00:18:11yeah
00:18:11you see guys like you are out of style nowadays so mr. common trash be on your merry way oh
00:18:17partner
00:18:18gimme I said gimme now think you've been so deceiving thought you're standing so pat I think you better
00:18:30let me have my old high self hat man gimme I said gimme my hat now what this man is
00:18:42talking about I
00:18:43really can't see why lady I'm only getting back guess what this bum borrowed for me that's all that's
00:18:49all right darling I'll make an excuse for you honey I'll say you're riding through the bar and your hat
00:18:54blew out the window you see she wants me to go with her anyway she's gonna make an excuse for
00:18:59me
00:18:59come on honey oh partner gimme
00:19:04I said gimme now I think you've been so deceiving to stand out in front of all these folks I
00:19:12think
00:19:13you better let me have my old full dress coat oh no oh I said gimme man you don't understand
00:19:20I said
00:19:21give him a coat that's what I want now what this man is talking about I still can't see lady
00:19:27you stay
00:19:27out this mess I'm only getting back just what he borrowed for me that's all that's all right darling
00:19:33I'll make another excuse for you sweetheart I'll say it's too warm for you to wear a coat you see
00:19:38she's gonna make another excuse for me it's too warm to wear a coat you'll have been out lately have
00:19:44you oh come on oh putting now gave me I said gave me now since you've been so deceiving and
00:19:56try to act
00:19:56so brand new I think you better let me have them old patent leather shoes oh no no nothing gimme
00:20:03man
00:20:04oh man gimme the shoes what's the matter here they are yeah look at there you done turned them over
00:20:10already there so you're trying to keep me from going to the dam I ain't trying to stop you I'm
00:20:15just stopping my clothes that's all well I bet you I'm going you'll bet what I'll bet you four dollars
00:20:20where is it at here it is this is my foe now where is your foe at now well I
00:20:24ought to oh fool him
00:20:26devil fool him oh come on honey oh no brother I really can't use you now ain't nobody use him
00:20:33now
00:20:33standing up there just as barefoot as a yard dog done gone and brought a new style to Harlem there
00:20:39a new look with a walking can now there you stand barefooted and everybody can see and if you make
00:20:47it with that gal barefooted it's all right with me them pants is my
00:20:51are you
00:21:09and
00:21:10and
00:21:22Hello. Who are you?
00:21:26Marty!
00:21:32He got away from one thing. I got his clothes.
00:21:36Oh, my best silver!
00:21:39Why, you dirty old man!
00:21:41Why, you dirty old man!
00:21:41You dirty old man!
00:21:42These children gonna make me say something to you.
00:21:59You know, I...
00:22:02Hey, Staggy! Staggy!
00:22:04Oh, mercy, what is mom's gonna say?
00:22:07Staggy! Stop eating them feathers like that!
00:22:09Don't you know there ain't no chicken on the end of them?
00:22:12If it was, I'd have done eat it myself!
00:22:15Now, listen.
00:22:16We just have to go out and hustle some breakfast somewhere.
00:22:18We ain't got nothing to eat, Staggy!
00:22:20We ain't got nothing to eat!
00:22:22Mom done told...
00:22:24Mom done...
00:22:26Oh, I see what you mean.
00:22:31Well, you know, I always know that wind up eating up my ass.
00:22:36Well...
00:22:36It's got to be done.
00:22:38And I'm hungry, too.
00:22:41Mmm...
00:22:42I sure hate to do this.
00:22:44But it's got to be done.
00:22:46Mm-hmm.
00:22:47Now, ain't no use to act like that.
00:22:49Ain't no...
00:22:49I'll write home and tell the folks that you died for a mighty good cause.
00:22:54Yes, I will.
00:22:56Uh, brother...
00:22:57I hate to do this to you.
00:23:02But it's got to be done.
00:23:04You see...
00:23:05Staggy, he's a big attraction.
00:23:07And we've got to keep him alive.
00:23:10Then, besides, he's too tough.
00:23:12Then, who ever heard talk of a...
00:23:14Staggy's stew?
00:23:16Well...
00:23:17It's got to be done.
00:23:18Look here.
00:23:19I'll tell you what you do, brother.
00:23:20Be a man.
00:23:21Walk into it.
00:23:22Walk into it.
00:23:23Come on, walk in.
00:23:24So you won't talk, huh?
00:23:26I know what I'll do.
00:23:27I'll shed my eyes.
00:23:29And I know it's not what I'll do it.
00:23:33Ow!
00:23:34Boy, you like to make me break my leg.
00:23:36And you broke my knife, too.
00:23:38Oh, excuse me, Mom, I'm sorry.
00:23:39There ain't no way to kill no rabbit.
00:23:41Well, I don't know how you kill him.
00:23:42Give him here. I'll do it.
00:23:43Ain't just a shame.
00:23:45Uh, uh...
00:23:45Say, Mom...
00:23:46Uh, uh, loan me a quarter, will you please?
00:23:49Loan you a quarter?
00:23:50Yes, ma'am.
00:23:51What's the name of that man that...
00:23:52in the olden time that slid down the tree
00:23:55and knocked all the bark off of it?
00:23:56Now, let me see.
00:23:58That was, uh, Ezekiel.
00:24:00Ezekiel.
00:24:00Yeah, that's who it was.
00:24:01Well, when Ezekiel slides back up the tree
00:24:03and sticks all that bark on...
00:24:05Then maybe I'll lend you a quarter.
00:24:08Hold still, rabbit.
00:24:08I'll wait on that.
00:24:10All right.
00:24:10Say, look here, Mom.
00:24:11Uh, when you get through, call me, hear?
00:24:15Yeah, I'll call you when dinner's through.
00:24:18Now, ain't that a shame.
00:24:19Duster done broke my best knife.
00:24:22Wait a minute.
00:24:23Now, wait a minute, honey.
00:24:24Now, now, now.
00:24:25Didn't Mom give you a nice supper?
00:24:27Now, you must be still.
00:24:28Mom give you a whole lot of supper.
00:24:30See, Mom ain't gonna hurt you.
00:24:32But it's gonna cut your head off.
00:24:33Cause if I don't, you see,
00:24:35Mom sure ain't gonna have nothing to eat tonight.
00:24:37Now, who's that ringing that doorbell?
00:24:39Now, you stay right there.
00:24:41Beh-being with Mom come in right back.
00:24:45Get that rabbit fixed in the world.
00:24:48Oh, good morning, please.
00:24:49Hello, come in, good morning.
00:24:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:24:53Put-p-p-p-put that knife away.
00:24:56Aw, this is not for you.
00:24:58Oh!
00:25:00You-you see, I'm from S...
00:25:02S... loan's, loan's...
00:25:03and your p-p-payment is due on your p-p-p-p piano.
00:25:08Well, maybe this is for you.
00:25:12Say, what's up, Mom?
00:25:13He's from Sloan's Lone, and he came to see about a piano.
00:25:20Oh, piano.
00:25:21Yeah, piano.
00:25:23Just a minute. I'll see about it for you right away.
00:25:34Three whistles. The guy for the piano.
00:25:42Come over here.
00:25:50Now, look, I've checked all over. There's no piano in this house.
00:25:55But there must be a piano.
00:26:01What are you doing to me?
00:26:11Now, I told you there's no piano in this house. If you want to look, you can look.
00:26:16Look in some of the other rooms if you want to.
00:26:18That's what I'm going to do, because they want some place.
00:26:29Don't disturb the paying voters.
00:26:32Mom slept.
00:26:34Well, all right. I'll look in his belly.
00:26:40Well, go ahead. Look in the cold air.
00:26:49I'd like to find the piano.
00:26:53Now, this is the kitchen. Have a good look.
00:26:55I am.
00:26:56Oh, Mr. Stanley, why don't you forget all about it?
00:27:00Oh, oh, oh.
00:27:00Now, come on, stay for dinner.
00:27:02Oh, oh.
00:27:02Well, we're going to have some nice rabbit stew.
00:27:05You like rabbit stew?
00:27:06Yeah, but I've got to go. I told the man I'm supposed to...
00:27:14Thanks, I will.
00:27:21Children, I want you to meet Mr...
00:27:24Uh, Stanley's my name.
00:27:29Mr. Stanley, from the Sloan's Loan Company.
00:27:32Uh, I-I-I-I'm bad to meet you. I-I mean, I-I-I...
00:27:35Yes, sir, Mr. Stanley.
00:27:37Yes, ma'am.
00:27:38Howdy.
00:27:38Oh, am I late?
00:27:40Well, just a little bit, Lila.
00:27:41Now, children, I want you to meet Mom's newborn.
00:27:45This is Lila.
00:27:47How do you do?
00:27:48What?
00:27:48How do you do?
00:27:49Well, won't you please have my seat?
00:27:51Please come over and sit over on this side of the table.
00:27:54No, please come over and take my seat.
00:27:56It's my seat. I'm the one. Let me...
00:28:04Now, now.
00:28:05Boy, don't do that. What's wrong with you?
00:28:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:09Wait, go on around that.
00:28:10He didn't have to push me off that leg.
00:28:11Do you hear what? Shut up, boy.
00:28:13Do you hear what I said? Sit down there, Franny.
00:28:15Goodbye, sir.
00:28:16Let me go get them cakes. I-I'm tired of you children's foolishness.
00:28:20Excuse me.
00:28:20I-I-I-I'm-I'm-I-I'm-I'm...
00:28:22Now, let me have your fork.
00:28:24What on earth do you want my fork for?
00:28:26You'll see.
00:28:27Do you always use two forts?
00:28:29Only when I have a young lady, a beautiful young lady at my side.
00:28:37Don't take them all.
00:28:43See what I mean?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:48Shame on you children.
00:28:50Why, you feed them all up for Mr. Stanley.
00:28:52Mr. Stanley's mom will get you some more.
00:28:55Thank you so much.
00:28:56I so do like potato pancakes.
00:29:01I'm glad you do.
00:29:05You ain't fast around here, you sure starve all right.
00:29:08I guess you will.
00:29:13See what I mean?
00:29:14Well, I'll declare.
00:29:15Yeah, I see what you mean.
00:29:21Just for that, you're not gonna get nothing to eat at all.
00:29:24See what I mean?
00:29:28That's too bad.
00:29:30Oh, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
00:29:32Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
00:29:33You shush, shut up.
00:29:34Before I c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c.
00:29:36You throw, throw, throw, throw.
00:29:38Oh, well.
00:29:41Tell me, how do you like it here?
00:29:42Oh, it's grand.
00:29:43But if I don't get a job by the end of the week,
00:29:46I'm gonna have to leave.
00:29:47I only have enough for one week's board.
00:29:49One week's board? That's all I ever paid,
00:29:51and I've been here six months.
00:29:53But how does Mom manage?
00:29:55Well, to tell you the truth, I never ask her.
00:29:57I guess she's got insurance money.
00:30:01You mean Mom had insurance money.
00:30:05It's all gone now.
00:30:07I got something to tell you children after dinner.
00:30:10A little bad news.
00:30:11Oh, I won't spoil your dinner.
00:30:14Go ahead and eat. Mom will tell you after dinner.
00:30:16All right? Okay.
00:30:21Well, pass the dinner dishes to me, children, will you?
00:30:24I hope you enjoyed the rabbit stew.
00:30:26Yes, well, thanks for the dinner.
00:30:30And if you see a piano, let me know.
00:30:33I certainly will, Mr. Stanley.
00:30:35And you'll be hearing from us very soon.
00:30:37For a loan.
00:30:42Get these dishes washed up.
00:30:50Don't disturb the paying borders.
00:30:53Oh, no.
00:30:54Excuse me.
00:30:56But, if you...
00:30:57If you see a piano, let me know, yeah?
00:31:03Bye.
00:31:03Bye.
00:31:07Well, children, this is it.
00:31:14Everything's going out, nothing coming in.
00:31:18And to tell you the truth, Mom's broke.
00:31:23And if I don't have $50 by 12 o'clock tonight,
00:31:28the landlord said he's gonna throw everybody out of here.
00:31:32Your stinking uncle and all does.
00:31:35Well, you see, I've been sleeping in the park so long
00:31:39till it don't worry me.
00:31:43Maybe we can all pool our money.
00:31:45I still have $2.60.
00:31:47You won't have it if I know where it is.
00:31:50Listen, well, if we pooled all of our money together
00:31:54with your $2.60, we wouldn't have $3, honey.
00:32:00Won't the rent collector take something on account?
00:32:02On account of what?
00:32:04On account that we ain't got but $2.60.
00:32:08Oh, he ain't gonna stand for that.
00:32:10Oh, don't worry, Mom. Something will turn up.
00:32:12Where's your $2 at, honey?
00:32:14I'll find your own business, Dusty. You always ready...
00:32:16I'm gonna pay her back?
00:32:18When?
00:32:18Oh, I'll pay it back, too. When I get it.
00:32:23Ain't that something?
00:32:24I got a gig.
00:32:26Got a gig where?
00:32:27It ain't come up yet, but it's promised to me.
00:32:30Yeah.
00:32:30You let me know when it comes up and I'll have one with you.
00:32:34Mom, ain't none of them hotcakes left?
00:32:36No.
00:32:37Huh.
00:32:38Simon.
00:32:40That man will never take nothing on account.
00:32:43Why, children, that man is so mean,
00:32:46so don't you know he's liable to walk in here at one minute after 12
00:32:50and open the door and throw us all out the window?
00:32:53I wish I could cook him just one meal.
00:32:57That's all, brother.
00:33:15Well, kids, might as well brace up.
00:33:20And pack up, too.
00:33:22I think this is the bad news.
00:33:26So get ready for it.
00:33:33Come on in, Dre.
00:33:38You got the 50 bucks?
00:33:40No, I ain't.
00:33:42Then out you go, all of you.
00:33:46Ah, something new has been added.
00:33:53Well, you see, babe, today is the last day of the month.
00:33:58And exactly three minutes everyone gets thrown out.
00:34:03Of course now, if you were my wife and they were friends of yours,
00:34:07I might reconsider.
00:34:09I need time to think it over.
00:34:11You have plenty of time.
00:34:14Exactly two minutes.
00:34:17Oh, I need more time.
00:34:19I'll give you 24 hours to make up your mind.
00:34:22I'll be back tomorrow night at midnight.
00:34:24If it's no, out you all go.
00:34:39Oh, Lala, darling.
00:34:41Gee, you were wonderful.
00:34:42Mom didn't know you could jive like that.
00:34:45You jived all right.
00:34:45Mom gonna adopt you.
00:34:49You are a nice child.
00:34:52You mean you were only stalling him you're not considering?
00:34:54What do you take me for anyway, of all the nerve?
00:34:58Wait, wait, Lala, I didn't understand.
00:35:02I'm Lala Foster.
00:35:04Say, I'd know you anywhere.
00:35:06Your dad and I trooped together for years.
00:35:08How is Joe?
00:35:09He's fine.
00:35:10This is Jerry Lewis, a friend of mine.
00:35:12Glad to know you, Jerry.
00:35:14Any friend of Joe's daughter is a friend of mine.
00:35:16It's a pleasure.
00:35:17Jerry and I are singers,
00:35:18and we were wondering if you'd let us try out in your next show.
00:35:21Oh, I'm sorry, Lala.
00:35:22But if you've been reading the papers,
00:35:24you know that there won't be another.
00:35:25I had another flop.
00:35:27Does that mean you're quitting?
00:35:28Oh, no.
00:35:30A fortune teller told me to quit.
00:35:33A who? A fortune teller?
00:35:35Yeah, what's wrong with that?
00:35:36Well, nothing.
00:35:39Say, I know a wonderful fortune teller.
00:35:42Why not let her tell you a fortune?
00:35:43I just told you.
00:35:44I just had my fortune told.
00:35:46But, Mr. Norman,
00:35:47when a doctor tells a patient
00:35:49he has something seriously wrong with him,
00:35:51doesn't the patient go to another doctor
00:35:53for another opinion?
00:35:55Well, look, doctors can be wrong.
00:35:57Oh, I see what you mean.
00:35:58Where is this wonderful fortune teller?
00:36:01Uh, at the tropical tea room.
00:36:03Well, come on. Let's go right now.
00:36:05No, no.
00:36:06Well, she don't begin until 4 o'clock.
00:36:08All right. I'll see you there at that time.
00:36:10It's a date.
00:36:11Thank you, Mr. Norman.
00:36:13Goodbye.
00:36:13Oh, goodbye.
00:36:14See you later.
00:36:16Joe Foster's daughter.
00:36:17What do you know?
00:36:20You know it all about experience in show business.
00:36:24I ain't never been a fortune teller before.
00:36:27Well, Mom, you know what to say and what to do.
00:36:29Oh, yes. This tells the tale.
00:36:32Now, what about Mom? I ain't never missed a cue in my life.
00:36:36Jerry, I still think it's a mean trick to play on Mr. Norman.
00:36:40Lyle, all's fair in love and show business.
00:36:44And besides, we're helping him.
00:36:46Well, I hope so.
00:36:49Here he comes now.
00:36:52Well, here I am.
00:36:53Hello, Mr. Norman. I'll take your hat.
00:36:56Okay.
00:36:56Madam Altura, this is Mr. Norman.
00:37:00Mr. Norman, this is the wonderful fortune teller I was telling you about.
00:37:05It is the pleasure to meet you.
00:37:07Sit down, no?
00:37:12Well, I'm glad to meet you.
00:37:16I tell you a fortune. I tell you everything.
00:37:20This crystal ball tell everything.
00:37:23Know all.
00:37:25Understand?
00:37:30Ah.
00:37:32I can see talent.
00:37:35A house full of talent.
00:37:38That will make your next show the big heat.
00:37:44Is that not right?
00:37:46Sure.
00:37:47Shut up, fool. I'll do the talking.
00:37:49Where is all of this fine talent?
00:37:53In Mom's boarding house.
00:37:56Never heard of it.
00:37:58I heard of them.
00:38:00So have I.
00:38:01We could round them up for you.
00:38:03I know Mom personally.
00:38:04Well, there's enough talent in this house for the whole show.
00:38:07Ah.
00:38:09What's Mom's house not got, her friend next door, Bueller, got.
00:38:13See, Bueller house got what Mom's house lacked.
00:38:16What's that?
00:38:18Two bathrooms?
00:38:19Well, you kids round up that talent and have them at my theater in the morning at 10 sharp.
00:38:25I'll audition them then.
00:38:27Yes.
00:38:28And now, Tuna, thank you.
00:38:32A hundred dollar bill.
00:38:37So long, kids.
00:38:37Bye, Mr. Norman.
00:38:39So long, Mr. Norman.
00:38:40Homage here, I'm going to think.
00:38:50Hey, wait for me!
00:39:07Well, what's the answer?
00:39:08Will she marry me?
00:39:10Here's your answer, brother.
00:39:12Today's the last day of the month and I don't have to accept it.
00:39:15Listen, you extended that one day and I've got witnesses to prove it.
00:39:19All right.
00:39:20But I'll get even.
00:39:22Yeah?
00:39:23Well, right now, brother, get close.
00:39:32Mr. Norman, if you'll sit on that seat, I'll introduce the acts that we'd like to have you put in
00:39:36your show.
00:39:37And I'll introduce them as they appear for you.
00:39:40All right.
00:39:41Go ahead.
00:39:41I'm ready and anxious to see them.
00:39:43Bring them on.
00:39:45Say, Mom, are you going to be in the show?
00:39:48Well, the children kind of was talking about they'd like for Mom to do a little dance.
00:39:53So I can't turn them down.
00:39:54I guess so.
00:39:55Yeah, once an actor, always an actor.
00:39:58You tell it me.
00:40:00How about you, Dusty?
00:40:01You going to work?
00:40:02Beg party.
00:40:02I say, are you in the show?
00:40:04Am I in the show?
00:40:05That's what I said.
00:40:06Ain't this a shame.
00:40:07Is I in the show?
00:40:09Well, I am the star.
00:40:10Of the show.
00:40:11Who say?
00:40:12Out of my way, Ham.
00:40:13Ain't this a shame.
00:40:14Ham!
00:40:17Ham, what you doing now, Dusty?
00:40:20Ham, why do you appear without AIDS?
00:40:24Ham, Ham.
00:40:27There's some...
00:40:27Hacker?
00:40:29Oh, get up.
00:40:30Get up, and get up!
00:40:31Get up, shankin' up.
00:40:31Come on, on the stage.
00:40:33They're great acts, every one of them.
00:40:36Now, Mr. Norman, we're going to give you the talent.
00:40:41The talent that we hope you're going to produce in your next show.
00:40:44And the young man that I'm going to introduce to you,
00:40:46he's a gentleman that should be a sensation.
00:40:49In fact, I know he'll be a sensation,
00:40:50and he should be an inspiration to us all.
00:40:54Introducing at this time, Crip Heard.
00:40:55Take it away, Crip.
00:41:23Crip Heard
00:41:47Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:14Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:16Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:18Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:31Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:33Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:35Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:36Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:36Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:38Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:40Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:43Take it away, Crip Heard
00:42:52Introducing to you at this time, the Berry Brothers.
00:42:55Believe me, they're exponents of the dance.
00:42:58And when you see them, I'll bet you you'll say they're definitely the Berries.
00:43:34Oh, you'll never know if an apple is ripe until you bite it.
00:43:48Oh, you'll never know if fire's going to burn until you light it.
00:43:56You light it.
00:43:57You strike up a match and you light it.
00:44:00Hey, you'll never know what it means to be blue until you lost an old friend.
00:44:10Yeah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
00:44:15You'll never know just how long is the road until you have reached me.
00:44:32You'll never know that you got it ready.
00:44:40You'll never know how good the book is.
00:44:44If you're ready, say, read it through and through.
00:44:49Yeah, you'll never know what a kind word you do.
00:44:53So you said it, and you said it.
00:44:55But then you said, yeah, you and I could find romance.
00:45:02But honey, tell ya, take that chance.
00:45:07You'll never, ever, ever, never know.
00:45:10You'll never, ever, never know.
00:45:12You'll never, never, never, ever know.
00:45:18You'll never, ever, never know.
00:46:08You'll never, ever, never know.
00:46:16You'll never, ever, never know.
00:47:07A young lady that carries the name Walking by the River, that's our girl, Una Mae Carlisle.
00:47:18Though my style is breezy and my smile is teasy If you think I'm easy, throw it out your mind
00:47:28Should your heart start hurtin' Wondrin' if I'm flirtin' And your head's uncertain Throw it out your mind Why anyone
00:47:39can plainly see Unless they are blind That I'm yours exclusively
00:47:45I'm the one-track kind When you're out without me Never worry about me Anytime you doubt me Throw it
00:47:56out your mind
00:48:15Anyone can plainly see Unless they are blind
00:48:20That I'm yours exclusively I'm the one-track kind When you're out without me Never worry about me Anytime you
00:48:31doubt me Throw it out your mind Throw it Throw it out your mind
00:48:42Mr. Norman, Una Mae Carlisle's going to do one of her own tunes I'm quite sure you'll like it
00:48:52There's a crazy expression In Chicago now It's a funny thing But it caught on somehow No, it ain't like
00:49:02that What you bet It ain't like that What you bet I said
00:49:07Yes, I said that Yes, I said that So with your help Watch a step To save your rep It
00:49:15ain't like that I said
00:49:16Yes, I said that Now tell me, honey Just two make three When in reality Seeing is believin' And hearing
00:49:28is deceivin' No, it ain't like that
00:49:30A.P.C. You follow me It ain't like that I said Yes, I said that
00:49:55Tell me, honey Just two make three When in reality Seeing is believin' And hearing is deceivin' No, it ain't
00:50:05like that A.P.C.
00:50:07You follow me It ain't like that I said No, it ain't like that What you bet It ain't like
00:50:14that
00:50:17We bring you at this time Stumpin' Stumpy A very fine team A little different Because one's about here And
00:50:25one's about here But you put them both together You've really got something Here they are
00:50:34It ain't like that There you want Here they are
00:50:56Every single year And you see what the hell And you're not looking for chicks
00:51:00But now I'm so clear, there ain't no talent, but I don't like it, stop, I can stop, I don't
00:51:07think I'm stabbing, I got swing in you.
00:51:10All right.
00:52:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:31Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:00Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:53:30Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:57Mr. Norman, I'm going to introduce a lady that's terrific.
00:54:02A lady in your eyesight, and when you look and see her, you're going to feel just exactly
00:54:06as we do.
00:54:07We all call her moms because she's just that dear to us.
00:54:11Professionally, she's known as Jackie Moms Mavely.
00:54:15But we all call her moms, so what do you say, moms?
00:54:18Take it away.
00:54:22If you need your love or love, that's enough.
00:54:24Loathe up, that's enough.
00:54:26Mom, I'm so tired, look like I have the hardest luck in the world.
00:54:30Now I done lost my job again.
00:54:32Working for the mayor, too.
00:54:34Well, it ain't my fault.
00:54:37I was doing very well to the Duke and Duchess of somewhere came over here.
00:54:44And as soon as they came over here, they said, of course, they stand with the mayor.
00:54:49The madam comes to stop me down.
00:54:50She says, Mom says, don't say yes, ma'am, and no, ma'am to the Duchess.
00:54:56They must say, you're royal this.
00:55:00Come on in the excellent dining room and eat your majesty grapefruit and all that stuff.
00:55:07Well, one day, anyhow, the mayor went out for a ride on the bridal trail.
00:55:13Come back in and said to me, say, Mom, where's the Duchess?
00:55:16I say, she's in the royal bathroom.
00:55:19In the royal bathtub.
00:55:22With her royal soap and her excellent wash rag.
00:55:28Scrubbing her royal highness.
00:55:30I didn't know it was wrong.
00:55:32They fired me.
00:55:34Of course, when they fired me, when I lose my job, I lose my man.
00:55:40That is such a gut, well, kind of old, you know.
00:55:43Now, don't get me wrong.
00:55:44It ain't no disgrace to be old.
00:55:47But darn, if it ain't inconvenient, I can tell you that much about it.
00:55:52Sure, I like Cab Calloway.
00:55:54Everybody's talking about it.
00:55:55I know it.
00:55:57Say, Cab treats me like a dog.
00:55:59He does.
00:56:01Treats me like a dog.
00:56:02He called me a dog.
00:56:04Yes, he did.
00:56:05What day he called me an old dog.
00:56:08Sometime I wished I was a dog and he was a tree.
00:56:12God, Gideon, I'm telling you that much.
00:56:15Well, Luther.
00:56:16Looked like it's about time for Mom to get away from you.
00:56:20Now, it's been a long time since I spanked these boys.
00:56:25So, I want you to play it real pretty for the people and see if Mom can't do a little
00:56:30rebuff for them.
00:56:31Take it away, Luther.
00:56:34Wait, wait a minute, Luther.
00:56:36Don't, don't play it like that, Luther.
00:56:38Play it like you're playing for one of them big people, you know.
00:56:42Make it pretty and one of them symphonic stuff, all that stuff.
00:56:46Hey, honey, make me look like Lena Horne if you possibly care up there, Mr. Lightbeard.
00:56:51That's better, baby.
00:56:52Come on, Luther.
00:56:53Knock me out, Luther.
00:56:56Pank, pank.
00:57:07I love to dance.
00:57:08At least I used to love to dance.
00:57:12Pank, pank.
00:57:25I'll get you over this, man.
00:57:30Made it, made it, made it, made it.
00:57:33Ha, ha.
00:57:35Let it go.
00:57:47That's it.
00:57:49Don't say, why is your animals there?
00:57:51Huh?
00:57:51Why is your animals?
00:57:52Oh, they don't get up this time in the morning.
00:57:55No?
00:57:56No, I'm going on without them.
00:57:58Oh, I see.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:00Very funny, I'm telling you, very funny.
00:58:03And I suppose you're wondering who I'm speaking of being very funny.
00:58:06Well, I'm talking of a marvelous comedy team, Lewis and White.
00:58:13And now I'd like to do a little tune that I had the pleasure of doing in the show this
00:58:16Well, here I am.
00:58:18Hello there.
00:58:18How are you?
00:58:19Say, say, can't you see I'm out here trying to entertain?
00:58:22Trying?
00:58:23Are you kidding?
00:58:24Why, don't you have guests here?
00:58:26This is no place to try nothing.
00:58:27Say, furthermore, there's a show going on.
00:58:29What time does it start?
00:58:31Well, the show is on now.
00:58:32Yeah?
00:58:32How long is the show?
00:58:3455 minutes.
00:58:35How long are you on?
00:58:3510 minutes.
00:58:36Be back in 11 minutes.
00:58:38Say, wait a minute.
00:58:38Where are you going?
00:58:39I'm going out enjoying the wax.
00:58:40Enjoying the wax?
00:58:41Why, the wax are for women.
00:58:43I'm for women, too.
00:58:45Say, look, just sit down while I run over four or five bars of Sonny Boy.
00:58:48From where I'm standing, Sonny, you should run over four or five bars of Life Boy.
00:58:53Say, are you going to let me...
00:58:54You tell him, Wells Fargo, I can't express myself.
00:58:57Are you going to let me sing this number or not?
00:58:59You're a singer.
00:59:00Are you kidding?
00:59:02Why, you're ugly.
00:59:03And you're drunk.
00:59:05Yeah, and you're ugly.
00:59:05And you're still drunk.
00:59:07Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober.
00:59:09Say, well, I've got the kind of face you have to look at twice.
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:13You know, you don't believe it the first time.
00:59:15Well, you're one of those wise guys, huh?
00:59:17No, I'm not wise.
00:59:18Well, in order to be in show business nowadays, you have to have political background.
00:59:22Huh?
00:59:23What you mean?
00:59:23Oh, well, everybody in my family is interested in politics.
00:59:27Is that right?
00:59:27I'm a Democrat, my wife's a Republican, my baby's wet, my cow is dry, and my cat is on
00:59:32the fence.
00:59:33Why, it's a good thing you don't have a dog.
00:59:35I got a dog, but he don't vote.
00:59:37No?
00:59:37No, he just hangs around the polls all day.
00:59:40All right, you're so smart.
00:59:41Spell skunk.
00:59:42Skunk?
00:59:43Uh, S-K-N-K.
00:59:46Skunk.
00:59:46S-K-N-K?
00:59:47Yeah, I left you out.
00:59:50All right, you heckling me, what can you do?
00:59:52Who, me?
00:59:52Yeah, it's you.
00:59:53Oh, I make with the poetry.
00:59:54You mean you're a poet.
00:59:54Jack, I'm a poet, know it, believe me, I can go it, and I ain't scared to show it.
00:59:59Well, let me hear you recite some poetry.
01:00:00Oh, you want to hear me recite?
01:00:01That's right.
01:00:02Well, it's dramatic.
01:00:03Dramatic?
01:00:03Yeah.
01:00:03Right ahead.
01:00:04Don't get scared now.
01:00:05Don't run away.
01:00:06Drama.
01:00:08Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and with the price of meat the way that
01:00:14it is.
01:00:14What about it?
01:00:15That lamb has got to go.
01:00:17Say, why, is that the best you can do?
01:00:18Oh, no, I have another.
01:00:19Better than that first one.
01:00:20Well, it's short.
01:00:21Quickie.
01:00:21Yeah.
01:00:22Right to the point.
01:00:22Uh-huh.
01:00:22Go right ahead.
01:00:23Well, you see, once there was two fellows, one named Brunside and one named Rockside.
01:00:26Well, Brunside lived on the east side, and Rockside lived on the west side.
01:00:30Brunside decided he'd move to the north side, and Rockside decided he'd move to the south
01:00:33side.
01:00:34So Brunside decides he'll go down on the south side to visit Mr. Rockside on that side.
01:00:38So he goes down the streets on the wrong side, crosses the streets to the right side,
01:00:41to the house on that side, walked up on the porch on the outside, rang the doorbell on the
01:00:45inside, and the lady came to the outside in the house for Mr. Rockside.
01:00:48I did.
01:00:48The lady sighed and cried and cried and sighed, said Rockside died, committed suicide.
01:00:54Say, well, you're pretty good.
01:00:55Oh, you like that?
01:00:56How about you coming out here with me?
01:00:57You all right?
01:00:58I'll come right on out.
01:00:59Okay.
01:00:59Say, what do you do anyway?
01:01:00Oh, I'm a dancer.
01:01:02You does?
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:02I used to be a musician.
01:01:04You did?
01:01:04You've been studying art lately.
01:01:06Oh, that right.
01:01:06Over to the museum this morning.
01:01:07You were?
01:01:08Played two skeletons talking.
01:01:09What were they saying?
01:01:10One said to the other, you know, if we had any guts, we'd get out of here.
01:01:13Say, listen.
01:01:14Oh, what took you so long getting out here?
01:01:16I had to stop by the racetrack and docked on the horse I got running tomorrow.
01:01:19Yeah?
01:01:19Put cocaine in his front legs, novocaine in his hind legs, benzadine in his mouth, and stuffed
01:01:24some marijuana in his nose.
01:01:26Say, you think he'll come in first?
01:01:27He might not come in first, Jim, but he'll be the happiest horse in there.
01:01:31So now that you're out here, I'll be doing a little something.
01:01:33Oh, you want to see me do something?
01:01:34Well, let's see.
01:01:35Well, I do imitations.
01:01:36I do dramatics.
01:01:37I do characters.
01:01:38Characters?
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:38Let's do a couple of characters.
01:01:40Now, remember the cowboy days?
01:01:41Yeah.
01:01:41Well, no, I've got a better deal than that.
01:01:45I can imitate different types of people.
01:01:47Yeah?
01:01:47Yeah, now, say, for instance, now, a cab driver.
01:01:49A cab driver?
01:01:49Yeah.
01:01:50Now, I can imitate a cab driver.
01:01:52Should a gangster ask him to drive him someplace to rob a bank or something?
01:01:55Yeah.
01:01:55But I need your help.
01:01:56Me.
01:01:56Hey, see, I'm going to be the cab that wants you to be the gangster.
01:01:59You can play the part of Coffee Head, can't you?
01:02:00Yeah.
01:02:01Well, you see, you come along.
01:02:02I don't see you.
01:02:03I'm leaning on my cab.
01:02:04And out of the clear blue sky, you ask...
01:02:07Gee, somebody stole my cab already.
01:02:09Say, well, you know what to do.
01:02:10All right, here we go.
01:02:11Okay.
01:02:13Taxi?
01:02:13Hey, taxi?
01:02:15Hey, Stinky!
01:02:16Stinky?
01:02:17Who, me?
01:02:18Yes, you.
01:02:19What do you want?
01:02:20Come right over here.
01:02:21Who are you?
01:02:21My name is Cactus, but all my friends calls me Tex.
01:02:25Where you hail from, Tex?
01:02:27Cincinnati.
01:02:28Oh, see.
01:02:30Stinky!
01:02:30You called me Stinky a couple of eggs back, and I don't like it.
01:02:34Reach for that there shooting arm, and if I don't beat you to the jaw and blow your head off,
01:02:39my name is Eddie Rochester Anderson.
01:02:42Hug.
01:02:43Hug.
01:02:46What a hound.
01:02:50Look at you up, partner.
01:02:53I told you that if I didn't beat you to the jaw and blow your head off, my name was
01:02:59Rochester.
01:03:00Now what have you got to say?
01:03:02Hello, Mr. Billy.
01:03:03Hey!
01:03:04Hey!
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01:04:13Now, Mr. Norman, we're going to close up the curtains...
01:04:15because we have something sensational that we're going to give you.
01:04:19This gentleman don't need no terrific build-up...
01:04:21because you're going to recognize his name,
01:04:23and the music that's going to follow his name...
01:04:25is going to keep your toes tapping and set your soul really...
01:04:27and make it happy happier.
01:04:29Introducing it this time, that man with the band, a dynamic personality...
01:04:33Lucky Millinder.
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01:07:11And now the band with Paul Breckenridge.
01:11:22And now a specialty number.
01:11:25One that I'm quite sure you're going to enjoy.
01:11:27A lovely lady and a tune that definitely fits her personality.
01:11:32The name of the tune is Let It Roll and that introduces Anna Steen Allen.
01:12:02Let it roll, let it roll.
01:12:07Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll, all night long.
01:12:29Let it roll, let it roll.
01:12:31To the east and to the west, let it roll.
01:12:35Till I make my answer yes, let it roll.
01:12:40A little more, a little less, let it roll.
01:12:43To the man who rolls the best.
01:12:47Roll it bright, roll all night.
01:12:51Roll a man and roll it with all your mind.
01:12:55All right.
01:12:57All right.
01:13:07All right.
01:13:10All right.
01:13:47Let it roll.
01:13:49Let it roll, let it roll.
01:13:52Let it roll, let it roll.
01:13:54All night long.
01:13:56Let it roll, let it roll.
01:13:59All night long.
01:14:01Let it roll, let it roll.
01:14:03All night long.
01:14:05Let it roll, let it roll.
01:14:06Oh, let it roll.
01:14:09All night long.
01:14:14All night long.
01:14:17All night long.
01:14:22Introducing you at this time, one of our top recording artists.
01:14:26Here's a young man that overnight he was a sensation.
01:14:29His tunes have reached the top into a thousand years.
01:14:32Maybe I could go so far as to say millions,
01:14:34but let it reach your ear at this time.
01:14:36I speak of that one and only, Bull Moose Jackson.
01:15:19I speak of that one and only, Bull Moose Jackson.
01:15:46I love you, yeah.
01:15:51Yes, I do, I want you, yes, I do.
01:16:03I know you know it's true, from the way I look at you.
01:16:20You love me, yes, you do.
01:16:28You need me, I need you.
01:16:37That's why I'm never blue since I first laid eyes on you.
01:16:54I guess you knew it from the start, from the day you took my heart.
01:17:05You're the one girl I always admired.
01:17:14Darling, you're my guiding star.
01:17:17I must be wherever you are.
01:17:22I must be wherever you are.
01:17:23You set my world on fire.
01:17:29I miss you, yes, I do.
01:17:37Must hug you, kiss you too.
01:17:46I'm yours my whole life through.
01:17:53I love you, yes, I do.
01:18:02I love you, yes, I do.
01:18:18Just one more number by the band, Mr. Norman, and this is really a hot one.
01:18:23Take them away, Lucky.
01:18:24Bye-bye.
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01:23:02to make it possible for me to have this party.
01:23:05Look at my children.
01:23:07Oh, they're so happy, having so much fun.
01:23:11When my children's happy,
01:23:13believe me, it makes Mom feel good in you.
01:23:17I didn't see that.
01:23:19Uh-oh.
01:23:20If that's who I think it is,
01:23:22will you excuse me a minute, Mr. Norman?
01:23:24Oh, certainly, go ahead.
01:23:25I'll be right back. Sure.
01:23:28I got the wooden house blues.
01:23:31Uh-oh.
01:23:35It's after midnight,
01:23:37and it's after the last day of the month.
01:23:39So out you go.
01:23:42Here's your 50 bucks.
01:23:45Now scram, ham.
01:23:47No, no, no.
01:23:48See this calendar here?
01:23:51Well, that's yesterday's date.
01:23:52And yesterday was the last day of the month.
01:23:57Would you mind showing me today's date?
01:24:00With pleasure.
01:24:05See?
01:24:07Yes, I see.
01:24:09You look at it.
01:24:13I've been foiled.
01:24:14It's leap here.
01:24:15Yes, it's leap here.
01:24:17And you take a leap to get out of here.
01:24:20Now, I'm on my right.
01:24:21I must stand back.
01:24:22You can't do that to me.
01:24:23Who can't?
01:24:23I've got some right to tell you.
01:24:24Get out. Get on out of here.
01:24:26You know, darling,
01:24:28you're making me the happiest man in the world.
01:24:31Really, you are.
01:24:32This is the moment that I've definitely been waiting for.
01:24:35I'm telling you.
01:24:38This will make Joe very happy.
01:24:41Congratulations.
01:24:44Hey, Mom, first Dusty.
01:24:46He should be here.
01:24:48Dusty?
01:24:50Upstairs with them animals.
01:24:52Honest to goodness, that's the worst boy I'm telling you that I've got.
01:24:56He's got a whole menacee up there.
01:24:58He's got what he calls, uh, Stugunky.
01:25:02Stugunky? That sounds like a sore throat.
01:25:06Wait.
01:25:06Come on, let's go upstairs.
01:25:08I want to show him to you.
01:25:09Come on.
01:25:09No, I don't know.
01:25:13Dusty, how come you didn't bring me some of that rabbit?
01:25:15Oh, man, do you know I had you a big, one of them big rabbit legs laying out there.
01:25:20Yeah?
01:25:21One of them old hungry actors eat it up.
01:25:23But I'll tell you what.
01:25:24What's that?
01:25:24I got you some nice dumplings down there in the icebox.
01:25:27Man, who wants any dumplings as hungry as I am?
01:25:29That's right.
01:25:29Hungry as you is, you should be able to put some trash in water and feel all right.
01:25:33Oh, never mind that. Cut the cord.
01:25:35Huh?
01:25:35Oh, man, cut the cord. This thing's hot.
01:25:38Now, if you don't take that A's from under that sleeve there, I'm going to send you where it's hotter
01:25:42than that is.
01:25:43Okay.
01:25:44Mm-hmm. You know you ought to stop trying to be so slick.
01:25:48You'd feel funny walking around with your head under your arm, wouldn't you?
01:25:51Oh!
01:25:52You see?
01:25:52So you got a man living here on the false pretenders?
01:25:55Oh, no, Mom. That ain't no man.
01:25:57That's my brother.
01:25:58I don't care if it's your father.
01:26:00Wait a minute, Mom. Wait a minute.
01:26:02Wait a minute. I'll explain it to you.
01:26:04Wait a minute, Mom.
01:26:05Wait a minute.
01:26:07Oh, ma'am, why don't you get out of the way?
01:26:08No, no, no.
01:26:10Wait a minute, Mom. Take it easy.
01:26:11Take it easy.
01:26:12Hey, open the door. What's up?
01:26:14Wait a minute.
01:26:16Open the door, Richard. I'll explain it to you, Mom.
01:26:19Open the door, Richard.
01:26:20Ain't this a shame?
01:26:21Oh, wait a minute, Mom.
01:26:22Oh, Richard, right on show my door. I'm tired.
01:26:33Leave a seguir.
01:26:33Hey, go на und Fort for now.
01:26:33I'm tired.
01:26:34I'm tired.
01:26:35Come on.