00:18Hi, I'm Tony, and welcome to the Tony Dog Show.
00:23Dear viewer, I've got a joke for you.
00:26What has legs but can't walk?
00:30The kid I ran over and left paralyzed.
00:33Very funny, right?
00:35Glad you found it funny.
00:37I told the same joke to the kid I ran over, and they didn't think it was funny.
00:42I just remembered another joke.
00:45Do you know what the difference is between marriage and a grenade?
00:50None, because both of them take half the house.
00:55Now that I've told my jokes and you've had a good laugh, I want to know more about you, viewer.
01:02What's your name?
01:04That's a beautiful name.
01:06What's your favorite color?
01:09That's my favorite color, too.
01:10What time is it?
01:13Story time!
01:14I have a story to tell.
01:16Hitler was walking through a concentration camp when he heard,
01:20Snip, sniff!
01:21He turns around and sees a little girl crying while stirring the ashes with her finger.
01:26Hitler approaches, puts his hand on her shoulder, and asks,
01:30Was it someone you knew?
01:33I'm Tony Dog, and thank you for watching my show.
01:37Before I go, don't forget to send me a picture of the front and back of your credit card.
01:42Bye!
01:43Bye!
02:01Bye!
02:01Bye!
02:02Bye!
02:02Bye!
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