00:00I had this theory, right? And I thought about this for years afterwards, is that when you die,
00:05you don't go to heaven, you don't go to hell, you just go back to one day from your life.
00:11Just one day, and you live that day over and over and over and over again for the rest of
00:18eternity.
00:18And that's the afterlife. And you don't know that it's happening. Every day you wake up,
00:23you think it's the first time you've lived that day. And you don't get to choose which day.
00:28These are the rules. You don't have to choose which day this happens.
00:34You just get one day, one random day, just one single day from your life.
00:41Like the 15th of September.
00:50Thanks for coming, everyone.
00:54Lock the doors, we're going to be here for a while.
