00:03Hey everyone, Michael J. Nelson here of Riff Traxx.
00:06And boy do we have some exciting news for you.
00:081 and a 2 and a ...
00:09.
00:09Da, da, da, da.
00:14Going for the high drama thing here.
00:16Da, da, da, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
00:18Could you speed it up just a little bit, Chris?
00:20Hello world!
00:21I agree.
00:22Hello, Mike, this Riff Traxx thing.
00:24What the heck is that?
00:25It is not Riff Traxx, it's Riff Traxx.
00:27Come on, we've been doing it for 20 years.
00:29Yeah, it doesn't ring a bell.
00:30Yeah, I don't get cable.
00:31It is not on cable.
00:32Anyway, hi, folks.
00:34Tom Servo and Crow T-Robot here with our intern, Mike.
00:38And boy, do we have some exciting news.
00:41That's right.
00:41We're here to announce the debut of four brand new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
00:47Featuring me, Servo, Pearl Forrester, me, Professor Bobo, Brain Guy, me, and this young rookie.
00:57I am clearly a middle-aged man.
01:00And we have four deliciously cheesy movies lined up just awaiting to be riffed.
01:06Mmm, cheese.
01:07Plus those old-school handmade sets, props, glamorous costumes, and glamorous us.
01:13You know, from your favorite Cowtown puppet show.
01:16Cow puppets?
01:17That's great.
01:18No, Crow, it's a...
01:19Never mind.
01:21So take a look at this here Kickstarter page and select your favorite level.
01:25We obviously do need your financial support to make these shows happen, but we also want
01:30Kickstarter to be your hub for information and a place to come along on this ride with
01:35us.
01:35And what a ride it'll be!
01:39Vroom!
01:40Vroom indeed, my friend.
01:43Vroom indeed.
01:44Yes.
01:45As always, thanks for your support.
01:47And hey, join us, won't you?
01:50What does that mean?
01:51Join us, won't you?
01:52We always join us, won't you?
01:54We say that all the time.
01:55Never heard of that before in my life.
01:57Cow puppets, though.
01:59So cool.
02:02I think they may need a little tune-up.
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