00:00And now it's time for American I, the show where contestants compete to see who is the best letter I.
00:08And here is our American I host, Prairie Dawn.
00:12Thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:15Good evening, everyone!
00:18I am Prairie Dawn, and welcome to American I!
00:23Tonight, we are going to choose the best letter I in America
00:28with the help of our judges, Rosita!
00:31Oh, Prairie Dawn, thank you, thank you!
00:35I am so, so happy to be here!
00:38Oscar the Grouch!
00:40Yeah, well, I'm not happy to be here!
00:44And Dog the Dog!
00:47Oh!
00:49Our first contestant comes all the way from an alphabet in Biloxi!
00:58Oh, wait a minute, there must be some mistake!
01:03You're not the letter I, you're the letter B!
01:06Yes, but I always wanted to be the letter I ever since I was in the alphabet!
01:13Okay, here she is!
01:32Okay, judges!
01:35What do you think?
01:36Well, you're definitely not the letter I, but you tried your best, and you really made it your own.
01:46I'm so proud of you, and I think you should be the next American I.
01:55What? What? But she's not the letter I.
02:01Oscar, surely you don't think she's the American I?
02:04She's not even close. That's why she should be the American I.
02:09But Oscar, that makes no sense.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Dog, what about you?
02:16You think she should be the American I? But she's the letter B.
02:21Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You can go now.
02:24Before you decide, we have another contestant. Come on out.
02:31Wait a minute.
02:34Oh, I don't believe this. You're not the letter I either. You're the letter W.
02:41Right you are, Mum. But I have been taking letter I lessons ever since I was a lowercase letter.
02:46Okay. Okay. Take it away.
02:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, double news.
02:56Ooh!
03:00Okay, judges. What do you think?
03:03Oh, that, that, that was, that really touched me right here.
03:07I am so proud of you. You really made it your own.
03:13And I think you should be the next American I.
03:18I'll say. Why, you're nothing like the letter I.
03:25He can't be the American I.
03:27I mean, just look at him.
03:28He's the letter W.
03:30He's the letter W.
03:30Oh.
03:35All right.
03:36Our last contestant is from an alphabet in Iowa.
03:43Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
03:46Finally, it's the letter I.
03:49Please, I, do your thing.
03:53I am the letter I.
03:59I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
04:05The letter I am I.
04:10I, I, I, I, I.
04:15Yes, yes, it was wonderful, wonderful, bravo.
04:21Wow, judges, nice try.
04:24Nice try, but, but this is the letter I.
04:28Yeah, well, if you ask me, she's not the American I.
04:33She's perfect, too perfect.
04:35I don't believe this.
04:38How about you, dog?
04:42You've got to be kidding.
04:44What's wrong with you, judges?
04:46This is the letter I.
04:48Just look at it.
04:49It should be the American I.
04:51Do you hear me?
04:52I, I, I, I, I, I.
04:57Okay, Mom, I mean, okay.
04:59Okay, we have our winner.
05:03Who?
05:04You.
05:05Me?
05:05But, but I'm not the letter I.
05:08I mean, I'm not even a letter.
05:10That's what makes it so right.
05:12And you sound just like the letter I.
05:15I'm so proud of you, Prairie Dunn.
05:18Really?
05:19Oh, wow.
05:22I'm the American I.
05:24I never dreamed this could happen.
05:29Thank you, thank you so much.
05:31It's so amazing.
05:31Oh, yeah, it's an honor.
05:33It's an honor.
05:34No, I've never won anything before.
05:36Oh, let it double you.
05:37Let it double you.
05:38It was a double to throw.
05:38It was so amazing.
05:39Yeah, thank you, thank you so much.
