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00:09Sight Earring
00:10Sight Earring was never an option for me.
00:12Now every attraction is empty and zombies don't do small talk.
00:15Perfect.
00:19As for who I am...
00:27I'm Ella Harper.
00:29I had severe social anxiety and depression.
00:32My parents died in a car crash three years ago.
00:36When the outbreak hit, I let a zombie scratch me.
00:40I wanted to become a mindless corpse and end my miserable life.
00:44But I kept my mind.
00:46I broke the system.
01:00Look, it's not all bad.
01:01I don't feel hunger, thirst, or cold.
01:04I'm not even human anymore.
01:06God help me, but what is left to feel?
01:09If life can't get any worse, why not go big?
01:11I'm walking across the whole country!
01:19Uncle John, Aunt Martha, goodbye.
01:21And quit clinging to each other.
01:23Have some dignity in front of the other walking dead.
01:35Damn, living humans? Are they hunting the walking dead?
01:43Don't go, buddy.
01:44Those are humans.
01:45Our sworn enemy.
01:52Living people terrify me, but my curiosity always wins.
01:55I used to get gossip from the ladies next door.
01:57Now I have to sneak into the front row and watch the show myself.
02:01Oh my god, look at her.
02:02Barely 20, gorgeous, deadly, and she controls plants.
02:05She's an apocalypse heroine come to life.
02:15A weaker like me should stay back and enjoy the show.
02:17One wrong step, and they'll drop me like any other zombie.
02:24Finally, they're gone.
02:26Today's my lucky day.
02:27All this loot feels like I hit the apocalypse jackpot.
02:29Now, now, now!
02:31Check it out!
02:33Check it out!
02:34Check it out!
02:35Check it out!
02:37Check it out!
02:38Check it out!
02:48Before this damned apocalypse, delivery was humanity's greatest invention.
02:53But walking outside and shopping without fear?
02:56God, I haven't done that in three years.
02:59Check it out!
03:06Zombie purple skin?
03:08Yeah, no.
03:09The dead don't get fashion guides.
03:19Then again, who cares?
03:20Who's gonna judge a zombie's outfit?
03:22I love it.
03:23That's enough.
03:24This dress is coming on my wasteland adventure.
03:31Hey boss, ring me up.
03:34This cash isn't even good as toilet paper now, but I still have standards.
03:38Glitch or no glitch, I'm a law-abiding zombie.
03:54Evening folks.
03:55Skip the check-in.
03:56I'll pick a room upstairs.
03:58You two keep guarding that desk for absolutely no reason.
04:10Oh my god.
04:11I'm a zombie and I still get nightmares?
04:14Can this stupid glitch give me one quiet night?
04:27Oh my god.
04:29I'm a zombie and I still get nightmares?
04:29Can this stupid glitch give me one quiet night?
04:30There aren't many walkers and this hotel sits on the edge of town.
04:34We'll rest here and leave at dawn.
04:36Good.
04:37Everyone, grab your supplies and weapons.
04:47God, why are living humans always nearby?
04:50They had the whole world and they picked this hotel?
04:52One look at my grey face and split lips and those armed maniacs will chop my head off.
05:07This room's clean.
05:08Looks empty.
05:10Damn!
05:11There's a body in here.
05:12No breath, grey skin, a huge cut across her face.
05:15She scared the hell out of me.
05:19What is this wasteland heroin doing?
05:21Stop checking for a pulse.
05:22I'm dead.
05:23Very dead.
05:24Please don't finish the job.
05:30God, Vivian!
05:31What are you doing?
05:33She's stone dead.
05:34Why are you hugging a frozen corpse?
05:37I'm sorry.
05:38My friend and I didn't mean to disturb you.
05:42Rest in peace.
05:46Vivian, this makes no sense.
05:48She's dead.
05:48Bodies are everywhere.
05:50We can't waste supplies burying them all.
05:53But I saw her.
05:55If we leave her here to rot,
05:57we lose what little humanity we have left.
05:59The dead deserve a grave.
06:08What a waste of time.
06:09Take the supplies and go.
06:10Burying me only makes this corpse smell like dirt.
06:19Still, the soil blocks out the noise.
06:22For a dead body, this is weirdly cozy.
06:33God, this dress was brand new and free.
06:36Now this damned mud has ruined it.
06:41Kindness to a stranger's corpse is rare now.
06:43You did bury me alive.
06:45But thanks for the flower.
06:47I hope you survive this damned apocalypse.
06:51First stop on my tour of the old world,
06:53Yellowstone.
06:54Time to get this body moving.
07:17Captain.
07:18What do we do?
07:19The car is wrecked.
07:21We found no supplies.
07:23And every walker in town has surrounded the building.
07:28Are we gonna die here?
07:31The doors will hold.
07:32But our food won't.
07:34We can't break out unless someone draws the horde away.
07:37Whoever goes out won't come back.
07:45Poor things.
07:46Stay quiet and they might last another day.
07:48Then they starve or become zombie lunch.
07:51Those shots pulled in the whole town.
07:53I hate people but I'm not heartless.
07:56The walkers ignore me so I might as well help.
08:09If I warn them out loud, everyone will know this corpse can think.
08:13Time to blast these empty heads and start an all night party.
08:18Attention! All infected!
08:21Feel the beat and shake those dead bodies!
08:43The town radio is on.
08:44The sound is pulling every infected away.
08:46There's a gap in the horde.
08:47This is our only shot.
08:48Everyone move!
08:51The town radio is on.
08:53Could someone be running the station?
08:56Don't overthink it.
08:57If someone turned it on, they're already gone.
09:00No sane person would stay trapped in there.
09:02Move!
09:04Move!
09:14Move!
09:17Move!
09:26Move!
09:26Move!
09:28Move!
09:28Move!
09:30And theライah must go out on.
09:31June, each other is Tut.
09:32fresh meat here stay by the music and let the beat calm those tiny brains murder
09:37was illegal when we were alive so show some class enjoy the party this body is
09:42out
09:57friends look at this insane morning chase that zombie dog is out running a car what a way to start
10:23what are you doing it's just a scratch you can still be saved listen he's burning up unconscious
10:29and turning blue fever after a walker bite means infection he hit it keep him here
10:34and he kills everyone on this bus
10:41dad don't go damn he's turning that bastard almost dragged us all down with him without you we'd be
10:47his buffet thank you now that's an action heroine sharp eyes nerves of steel zero hesitation i love
10:57her just watch out i need to stay far away from that badass she'd blow my head apart before i
11:03said
11:19one word
11:21damn even vivian would drown under that sea of rotting flesh two thousand zombies play dead and watch or
11:28save the woman who buried me hell of a choice
11:33fine i owe her for the free burial i owe her for the free burial time to warn those poor
11:39idiots
11:46hey buddy i owe you one i just need to borrow that powerful voice
12:12vivian move a horde is coming at least two thousand we can't hold them go
12:22damn if those humans spot me i'm finished time to become one very stiff very dead corpse
12:36watch your step respect the dead girl's personal space
12:45unbelievable
12:46pack a few thousand brain dead zombies together and of course someone gets trampled
12:50ever heard of personal space
12:52humans used to be my people now the walking dead are too
12:56zombies stopped eating humans
12:59maybe both sides could live in peace
13:06dead-brained idiot
13:08trying to reason with a corpse that wanted to die
13:10now that's stupid
13:16stuck aren't you losers
13:18my zombie cross-country hike is officially on track
13:28i smell living flesh
13:3030 days after the collapse people are still alive in this roadside village
13:34bad news 40 or 50 infected surround the house
13:37their chance of getting out zero
13:44sorry rotten buddy
13:46i didn't mean to step on your face
13:47don't blame a glitched corpse
13:50go back to resting in peace
13:56god are they insane
13:59dozens of zombies outside and they still open the door
14:02that's hardcore
14:20damn she looks harmless but she swings that ball like a killing machine
14:24one hit and my glitched corpse life is over
14:28i'm not messing with that psycho
14:29it's time to vanish
14:37special target
14:38combat power 8
14:408
14:40even a dizzy couch patty scores 10
14:43how can a walker be this pathetic
14:52any tickets left buddy
14:53you stayed home like a corpse when you were alive
14:56and now you're lining up for tourist spots
14:59did dying finally give you the travel bug
15:10come on rotten buddy work with me
15:12this is the wasteland vip rafting package
15:15stop rocking the boat like a drunk
15:26it's the end of the world
15:28everyone else is fighting to live
15:30and you treat the wasteland like your backyard
15:33i must be crazy to follow one messed up corpse
15:40friends this is bad
15:41why is the army out here
15:43they're clearing the whole area
15:45they must be building an official shelter
15:55wait did a zombie eat my brain
15:56i'm a corpse
15:57no body heat
15:59their thermal cameras can't see me
16:08oh my god the bat girl
16:10how did she follow me
16:11one swing from her and i'm done
16:13i need to get out
16:14run
16:33damn
16:34a sonic weapon
16:35are the soldiers giving every zombie in town a free brain shake
16:38my ears are dead but this thing is turning my brain into a protein smoothie
16:42move ella or die twice
16:50the army almost erased me with that horde
16:52this travel guide keeps sending me straight into killers
16:54fine
16:55new route
16:55city j
16:56mountains on three sides
16:57no troops
16:58no trouble
16:59finally
17:10the horde's breaking the gate
17:12johnny's team got bitten they're done
17:13we need the medicine leave them
17:15fall back
17:16now
17:35humans risk their lives for a few boxes of medicine
17:37what a brutal way to live
17:39well
17:40i'm already dead
17:42might as well help
17:45time for this corpse to play hero
17:56now what was worth dying for
17:58anti-inflammatory pills
18:00fever reducers
18:01antibiotics
18:0810 boxes of fever medicine
18:09make it 20
18:10the zombies won't use these antibiotics
18:12dust doesn't need them
18:14fine
18:14today this corpse plays guardian angel
18:24free supplies
18:25no thanks needed
18:27not poisoned
18:29look at me
18:30finding purpose after death
18:32i might be the kindest zombie in history
18:42look across the street
18:44the medicine we nearly died for
18:46is sitting there like a christmas delivery
18:48cart included
19:02i'll get it
19:31if i'm helping i might as well
19:32finish the job
19:35i'll move the rest outside town
19:37so people can grab it
19:38without becoming zombie food
19:41look at me a real saint
19:48i knew someone left this on purpose
19:51where did you get all these meds
19:54damn why him
19:56is he interrogating me like a spy
19:58run
20:06stop i won't hurt you
20:08i only want to know who left the medicine
20:11i'm dead again
20:21who are you
20:23batgirl
20:24when did she follow me
20:25sorry
20:26i'm not letting you get past me
20:30move
20:31i only want to talk to whoever left the medicine
20:33i won't hurt her
20:36save it
20:37you want past me
20:38ask my blade
20:47these two have lost their minds
20:49why is that bat-wielding badass playing bodyguard for me
20:52who cares
20:53keeping this glitched corpse intact comes first
20:58damn it stop
21:26city j is a bust next stop the golden gate bridge
21:28that coastal highway is supposed to be gorgeous
21:30my zombie road trip starts now
21:55honey take tommy and run
21:57lock the doors
21:58find the damned army
22:00and don't come out
22:01no tom
22:02if you die
22:03i die with you
22:14come get me you rotten freaks
22:23tom
22:25oh god no
22:26mom
22:27those monsters ate dad
22:29are they going to kill us too
22:36i may be weak and painfully antisocial
22:39but i won't watch that mother and child get ripped apart
22:44no superhero is dropping from the sky
22:46fine
22:47this passing zombie will play savior
22:51you rotten freaks having a picnic
22:53get lost
22:54all of you
22:55back off
22:59since when does my voice have magic powers
23:01they're actually listening
23:03i'm almost flattered
23:07relax
23:07i don't eat people
23:09get out
23:10this car is finished
23:11and i'm not waiting here to die
23:12move
23:13before the zombies come back for seconds
23:17miss are you a flesh-eating zombie too
23:20oh come on
23:20can we pick a friendlier topic
23:21less talk more running
23:22stay close
23:23what am i doing
23:24a glitched corpse chatting with living people
23:26too weird
23:26i'm staying mute from now on
23:41thank you
23:42i don't know why you helped us
23:44but at least tom won't be left in pieces
23:46he can finally rest in this damned world
24:06follow this road straight ahead
24:07it'll take you to the official shelter
24:11mom the zombie lady wants us to go to the official shelter
24:27you're not coming
24:28no
24:29safe travels
24:31stay alive
24:32zombie lady we won't forget you
24:35don't forget us either
25:03all right deadheads stand straight
25:06one line
25:08now take three steps back
25:13damn
25:14they were just full and sleepy earlier
25:16i didn't unlock a magic command voice
25:18i'm still a useless weakling
25:34folks we found a tough one tonight
25:35eyes red as a rabbit
25:37definitely an evolved zombie
25:44hey buddy
25:45bold outfit
25:46evolved huh
25:47keep it up
25:48maybe you'll rule the zombies someday
25:50i'm rooting for you
25:57stop following me
25:58i'm a zombie
25:59and i taste awful
26:00can you talk
26:01one word
26:02anything
26:08let's see
26:09ethan carter
26:10student
26:1118
26:12maybe 19
26:14all that youth
26:15wasted
26:17you're just as unlucky as i am
26:19ethan right
26:20i have to go
26:21we aren't headed the same way
26:22find some fresh humans
26:23and stop wasting time on this cold corpse
26:25bye
26:41nice camera
26:42the picture is sharp enough to capture every view in this apocalyptic wasteland
26:53this thing has a motor
26:55one hour of charging gets me 20 kilometers
26:57hell yes
26:59it's perfect for one terminally lazy glitched corpse
27:21every scavenger team is full of rough men
27:23who's thinking about period products
27:25the women at the shelter must need them
27:28fine
27:29this corpse is now the wasteland's delivery girl
27:42it took me three tries to pass my driving test
27:45ten years later i'm driving a truck through the apocalypse
27:48god help me
27:50zombie brothers stay out of my way
28:09official shelter special delivery
28:11don't forget my five star review
28:13anonymous savior mission complete
28:15retreat
28:45vivian this truck's
28:46packed with livesaving supplies
28:47even period products
28:48who delivers aid in the wasteland
28:50it's like santa came to town
28:54one girl comes to mind
28:55she has a talent for shocking me
28:57drive this beauty back to base
28:59i'll cover you
29:05now this is travel modern tech just gave my unwed life a serious upgrade
29:15captain
29:15captain footsteps footsteps but no heartbeat too light for a walker almost human
29:21and fast
29:22whoever she is she's already far away
29:24a walk impossible the army cleared everything within 10 kilometers
29:27you're starving and hearing things
29:29enough make camp we eat now
29:39oh god
29:41i rode straight into their base
29:43they're busy eating
29:44this is my only chance
29:46this is my only chance
30:12has the sky gone insane a blizzard in the south
30:16i can't feel cold but this looks freezing
30:20if i turn into an ice sculpture
30:22that'll be one stupid way to die twice
30:54there's a little gypsy
30:54this is my oriental
30:54this is my ordeal
30:59this coat is so soft I could never afford it alive free now it's free I
31:07can't feel the warmth but it hides my gray skin I almost look alive
31:23will you quit it buddy you followed me over a hundred kilometers from City J what is this some
31:30sad lost dog movie fine you win you clearly don't want to eat me so quit standing out
31:37there like an ice culture get inside if you insist on following me you'll need a disguise look at that
32:00gray face and blood-soaked uniform you're a walking target take this put it on
32:19perfect even your own mother wouldn't recognize you as a zombie now
32:29this town is too close to the official shelter we need to leave now
32:48I know I've got a brilliant idea
33:06yeah move it old buddy
33:10south we go zombies are far stronger than humans a little snow is nothing to you
33:19zombie first class
33:24long legs really are unfair look at that speed
33:28it's dragging myself through the snow
33:38look Ethan
34:00look at those infected fish they're definitely unique the guide promised red autumn hills reflected on the lake
34:08now it's all snow and ugly monsters we'll come back next fall
34:12okay
34:14oh my god you can talk I thought you were mute
34:17then you're no common walker stand over there
34:20a rare evolved zombie belongs in my travel journal
34:33whoa rude back off
34:43oh honey you ate that raw you didn't even wash it
34:48are you fattening me up so you can crack my skull and steal my core
34:52you don't have one
34:53I don't whatever I'm exhausted I need somewhere to sleep
34:59luxury hotel here I come
35:09what the hell I wanted one good night's sleep
35:12why is someone tearing down my room
35:19don't come closer run he's a power type mutant
35:26run he wrecked my room he's one of you so why beat him up
35:30that poor kid survived enough homework while alive now he's finally free from
35:33school and you use him as a punching bag
35:35if you're so strong throw the whole hotel picking on someone weaker pathetic
35:48you
35:53oh hell one punch from that brute will crush me into meat paste run buddy this hotel is ruined
36:08shh
36:08quiet buddy that's a human convoy
36:12oh gross your drool is all over my face
36:15aren't you supposed to be an evolved mutant
36:17why do living people still make you salivate
36:21there's a powerful gifted in that convoy
36:23every instinct I have says getting close means death
36:27my sixth sense says staying far from humans is safer
36:29listen to me we go around
36:38oh god they're fighting over there
36:40we need another route
36:41I have zero interest in watching
36:45hey are you insane
36:47humans are shooting each other over there
36:49going closer is suicide
36:51get back here
37:09freeze one move and I'll put a bullet through her skull
37:12well well two survivors slipped through the net
37:16perfect
37:17you'll join the other hostages
37:19this is insane
37:20you're kidnapping two zombies and tossing us in with your hostages
37:24are you idiots tired of living
37:43Ethan before we move let's get one thing straight
37:45we should speak zombie so we don't scare these poor humans
37:49whatever you want
37:52go
38:08wait
38:11get shot
38:13wait
38:13get out of my soul
38:15go
38:17okay
38:18get shot
38:20wait
38:24Out with the old, in with the new, right?
38:35Run, buddy! Those shots will bring grace in the army!
38:38Let them clean up! We stay anonymous and get out!
38:50Well, there goes the plan. The army sealed the bridge and put up electric wire.
38:55Our sightseeing trip is dead.
38:57If you want to cross, I'll kill every human in the way.
38:59Hey, that's the army. Kill them and we're in deep trouble.
39:04Besides, something feels off.
39:07Watch. Someone else will take out the trash.
39:16Stop! Military zone, get the hell out!
39:26See? I told you they were fake. Grace is a one-woman killing machine.
39:38Sniper! He's got us! Move!
39:41Captain, two strange mutants at 10 o'clock. One of them looks like the girl you buried.
39:53What? The mutant in the coat with the electric suitcase? Is the girl I buried two weeks ago?
40:00No doubt. Same face wound, same build. Stranger still, she's traveling with an evolved mutant.
40:06They saw us and ran. No attack.
40:10Ash, handle the fake guards. I'm bringing her back. If she still has a human mind, she could unlock the
40:16virus.
40:17Captain, that evolved mutant is deadly. She's been avoiding us.
40:20Chase her now and you'll only drive her further away. Wait.
40:31God, that was terrifying. That pale sniper aimed a heavy rifle at me. One round would rip this flimsy body
40:37in half.
40:38You said that woman was good. She even buried you. So why are you afraid?
40:45She's good to humans. Zombies? She kills us without blinking. If she learns I came back, she'll lock me in
40:51a lab and cut me apart.
40:53Move. The bridge is blocked. We need another route.
41:02No. This is the perfect time to cross.
41:11Ethan, that was brilliant. Grace cleared every barricade and threat for us. Free road.
41:20A road cleared by humans may not be safe. What if there's an ambush ahead?
41:24Why worry? Today I'll show you real wasteland speed.
41:32Oh my god, a supercar! I couldn't afford one wheel when I was alive.
41:37Now I get a convertible. Get in, my driver.
41:58Move. Damn it, which pedal is the brake?
42:01This is your need for speed? You can't even drive straight. Do you know what you're doing?
42:05It took me three tries to pass, and I haven't driven in ten years. The car's moving forward. That's a
42:11win. Stop picking at details.
42:20Woohoo! A convertible ride across the bridge. That ocean view alone makes this trip worth it.
42:45Oh god. What is that thing?
42:49Some ancient beast? The guide never mentioned a mutant that huge.
43:02That's a high level mutant. Its core holds massive power.
43:07If I eat it, I evolve again. Are you insane? You're not even one bite to that thing.
43:15Die if you want, but leave me out. We're sightseeing, not saving the world.
43:19Evolution means nothing if you're dead. It didn't attack us, so don't start a fight.
43:37See? It only came up for air. You almost started a war between species.
43:41Lucky it got away.
43:43No fight, but these shots could still make a magazine cover. Now that's wasteland tourism.
43:57What a fragile overpriced toy. Dead after 20 kilometers.
44:02Looks like we're walking again, Ethan.
44:05It only proves you're a terrible driver.
44:17Oh my god, what luck! An RV camp, the ultimate wasteland ride. Solar panels, a huge water tank,
44:23a luxury shelter on wheels. Ethan, get in! This is our new home on wheels!
44:28This monster burns fuel and can't squeeze through roads choked with wrecks.
44:33You want to lock yourself in a steel coffin? Travel is about style and comfort. We'll use clear
44:38highways. If we get stuck, my super strong friend can push. You expect me to push this RV?
44:43Of course. You're an evolved mutant with endless strength. One RV is nothing. Smart use of resources. Now get in.
44:52Your VIP seat awaits.
45:11Speak of the devil. The army just won't quit. You're stuck to us like flies on bread.
45:28Hot head. Easy hot head. We can't attack the woman who buried me. That's just rude.
45:38Captain Grace, long time no see. I promise I'm not carrying a world-ending super virus.
45:49Incredible. You kept your human mind in every memory? This is a medical miracle. If a walking
45:55corpse counts as a miracle, then I guess so. Come back to the central shelter. Our scientists may find
46:00antibodies in your blood. You could save humanity. No, no, no, no. Don't put me in a glass tank and
46:06slice me up. Becoming a zombie is the best thing that ever happened to me. No rent, no soul-crupping
46:10commute, no small talk. Even my depression is gone. That is the strangest reason to say no I've ever heard.
46:18You really are one of a kind. If freedom is what you want, I respect that.
46:27Drive 30 kilometers south. You'll find the state's most beautiful red maple lake.
46:31That cracked camera deserves the view. Captain Grace, you're the best. Good luck.
46:53Oh my god, look, Ethan. Sunset, snow, blazing red leaves. The old guide was right. It's breathtaking.
47:07It really is beautiful, Ella. Wow, buddy. Your speech is coming back fast. Because you're with me.
47:15It's good to hear you talk. In this cold, brutal wade land, we didn't just survive. We found a miracle.
47:31Come on, my high-powered chauffeur. Smile. We're the two classist zombies in the wasteland.
47:36Let's end this perfect road trip with one great shot.
47:45Wasteland Travel Journal, volume one, done. So, where do we go next? Ethan?
47:52Anywhere, as long as I'm with you.
48:09I'm with you.
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