00:00You get pulled over for speeding, so you rub your eyes and immediately start weeping.
00:05You see, that morning you put in these special contact lenses with tiny capsules hidden inside.
00:11So when you rub your eyes, the capsules break, releasing the fake tears.
00:15The cop sees you crying and feels bad and lets you go with a warning.
00:20But one morning you accidentally wear them to a job interview.
00:24Everything's going fine until the manager slides over the contract.
00:27Your eyes feel dry, so you rub them and immediately start sobbing at the salary,
00:33making it look like their offer emotionally destroyed you and crying yourself out of the job.
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