00:00Okay, all right.
00:02Gentlemen, can we say that at the end of the Ohio State-Texas games
00:10that Texas head coach Steve Sarkeesian channeled his inner Mike Valini
00:16and walked off the field with a hook'em as Holly Rowe was trying to interview him?
00:22No, no, I love it.
00:23There's nothing worse than self-important sideline goofball.
00:27And she was so mad.
00:30I'm sorry that he didn't want to sit there and listen to your banal questions.
00:34I love what he did.
00:35I didn't like it.
00:36I loved it.
00:38It was the moment of the weekend.
00:40Gentlemen, occasionally you just see one fastball right down the middle of the plate.
00:45Hook'em!
00:47Just give a couple words.
00:48He didn't have to give a full lengthy response.
00:50You know what he should have done?
00:52Right there.
00:54Didn't he also miss the halftime one as well?
00:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59They were late.
01:01He wasn't going to sit there and babysit Laura Rutledge.
01:04Hook'em.
01:05I'm out.
01:05I got things to do.
01:06See, and that was the problem because, yes, he was upset.
01:10I think he did the right thing.
01:11There were technical issues because Holly Rowe was also upset.
01:14She looked at the camera and looked like, again, because they also had issues at halftime.
01:19They're like, get it together or they're going to treat us like this.
01:23I will say what's worse than the Sark stuff is Arch Manning staring down in my soul during
01:29his post-game interview.
01:31I don't know if you guys saw that.
01:32Yeah, it was a little tough.
01:32Don't look at the camera, dude.
01:34He was kind of, he was really getting inside your mind.
01:37It's like a Marvel character.
01:39He knows all my secrets.
01:40No, I loved it.
01:40I've wanted sideline reporters gone for a decade.
01:43Oh, Holly's upset.
01:47Let's stick with TV.
01:48Hook'em.
01:49David, I'm sorry for saying this, but can we say that your twin, Mike Tomlin, is just
01:56bad for TV.
01:57I watched him post-game, and if he were one of my students at Specs, I would just stop him.
02:04Okay, you know what?
02:04We're going to start this over again.
02:06Take a deep breath.
02:07Try again.
02:08Take two.
02:09Did you see the button on his jacket?
02:13His wife let him leave the house that way.
02:15I get it.
02:16He's a former coach.
02:18He won a lot of games, got a Super Bowl.
02:21Not everybody's built for TV.
02:22He chose poorly.
02:25He needs to go back to the coaching.
02:28The wardrobe is just a hoodie or a t-shirt.
02:31David, it takes 20 bucks.
02:33You go to a tailor shop to let the jacket out a little bit for him.
02:35That button was crying for help.
02:38I think, I don't know.
02:39No, the main thing's the main thing.
02:42He can be dressed to the nines.
02:43He just can't be on TV.
02:45He can't be on TV.
02:46You're right.
02:46You're right.
02:47But neither can Jason Garrett.
02:48What do you want?
02:49The whole broadcast is horrible.
02:50You know what you do?
02:51You mute it.
02:52You do what Sark did to Holly Rowe.
02:54Mute.
02:55I mean, Maria Taylor's like trying to spoon feed him.
02:58Like, come on.
02:59See, and that's why I'm watching, because I'm trying to see what he does.
03:02Hook him.
03:03Hook him.
03:04You mute him.
03:04Trying to see what my twin does.
03:05And he looks, sounds horrible.
03:08That's what happens when you hand jobs to people with no broadcast pedigree.
03:11Oops.
03:13He'll get it.
03:14He looks excited.
03:15He looks like a kid on the first day of kindergarten.
03:17He'll learn as the season goes.
03:19Oh, we're learning on the job now for national television.
03:22The bar's low.
03:22We got Kendrick Perkins still on ESPN.
03:25Yikes.
03:26That's major yikes.
03:27No, no, no.
03:27That's big perp to you.
03:29Okay.
03:30That's something.
03:31Can we say maybe the Ravens were smart for giving Max Crosby the physical and nullifying
03:39the trade as the Rams seem to have some damaged goods with a certain Myles Garrett.
03:47Hold on.
03:47You've just, you've used two different players here.
03:50So you're saying they dodged a ball, but Crosby's playing.
03:53No, no, but they, they went and said, he's not good enough.
03:56We don't trust that our doctors say he's not good enough.
04:00So the Rams said it's okay.
04:01And they should have said the same thing.
04:02No, thank you.
04:03Maybe the Rams should have did a deeper dive.
04:04Okay.
04:05The Rams are separate.
04:06What the Ravens did, because you said Ravens.
04:09Right.
04:09What the Ravens did was, wait a minute.
04:12We can just take some of Steve Bishotti's money and go buy this idiot over here.
04:17I don't have to give any draft capital.
04:18Hey, Max, your knee looks cloudy.
04:20See?
04:21They treated him like Holly Rowe.
04:22Hook him.
04:24So my point is, the Rams, it's different.
04:28That one I could agree with.
04:30They thought, my understanding, and we can go to Rupert Murdoch over here behind the mic.
04:36My understanding is, they thought they were going to be able to work through this and just
04:40get to it in the offseason.
04:42That is distinctly not the case.
04:43Now it costs them four games.
04:44Corbin, it's your team.
04:45Go ahead.
04:46No, I do agree with that sentiment right there.
04:48They did think, hey, we can get through the season.
04:50So be it because they knew the injury was nagging.
04:53Obviously, they didn't expect it after week one for him to go on the on the injury list.
04:58My tinfoil hat.
05:00I personally think they asked Aaron Donald to be back knowing that this injury could have
05:05gone haywire as an insurance policy.
05:07Hey, let's go live to Holly Rowe.
05:11Hook him.
05:12Hook him.
05:13They probably shouldn't have put him on a plane there.
05:15Australia either.
05:16Also doesn't help.
05:17Next.
05:18Can we say that the amount of injuries we saw in this week for week one for the NFL is
05:24because of the lack of playing in the preseason?
05:28Yes.
05:29That's the only rational takeaway I could have.
05:32They don't hit enough.
05:34They don't play enough.
05:35You end up with a two-week period to start the year where people are dropping like flies.
05:39I'll say yes.
05:40I 100% agree with it.
05:42And I'll even harken back to Mike Tomlin being on TV because he had said they asked him about
05:48it's such a high scoring week one.
05:49He said because the defense doesn't really practice in the offseason.
05:52You can't hit anybody.
05:53So they're trying to, you know, get the kinks out.
05:55I would agree with that.
05:56Minus a flowers.
05:57He also always has a soft tissue injury.
06:00Doesn't matter if he plays or doesn't play.
06:03That's just what he would suck.
06:07That was my moment of the year.
06:09I saw that and said, oh, let me write that in there.
06:12She was so angry.
06:13I was like, it was fabulous.
06:15I don't think she realized the camera was still on her too.
06:18Like, Holly, you're still alive.
06:19You're still alive.
06:20Don't throw that.
06:20Oh, okay.
06:23David, I got time for one more.
06:24I didn't like it.
06:25I loved it.
06:26Can we say Dan Lanning is turning into the new James Franklin?
06:30He's turning into the new Ryan Day.
06:32Minus a ring.
06:33Who does less with more?
06:35Dan, Boobie, baby.
06:37Okie State lost to Tulsa the week prior.
06:40And it doesn't matter the affinity I have for Eric Morris and Drew Mestemaker.
06:43You can't lose that game.
06:45They hadn't beaten a Division I opponent in 12 games.
06:49And look, it's not even an offense issue.
06:52They scored 31 points.
06:53It's the second week in a row that defense acts more like a brothel.
06:57I mean, Oregon's defense, the town bike, everybody gets a ride.
07:00I don't know what the hell they're doing up there.
07:02Maybe it's losing Tosh LaPoi to Cal.
07:05I don't know.
07:06I don't know.
07:07The only thing that Dan Lanning does well is speak like Socrates during the pregame speeches
07:13that he always gives.
07:14I think the gimmick's coming up.
07:15And also, enough of the after every bonehead move that he made in that game, the camera
07:20cuts and he's smiling.
07:21What are you smiling about?
07:22There's nothing to be happy here.
07:24I'm hearing Jed York is on his way to Eugene, Oregon right now.
07:30He definitely could score on that defense.
07:33Oh, okay.
07:34It wouldn't cost him $140.
07:35Now I get it.
07:36I'm like, what?
07:37Okay.
07:37I get a discount here, right?
07:39Oregon's defense is the equivalent of Jed York walking around with his junk out.
07:43Maybe we get Holly Rowe to interview him.
07:45Jed York at safety with his balls hanging out.
07:49Holly.
07:50Jed, is that you?
07:51Hook him.
07:51Hook him.
07:53Gotta go.
07:53I just, I can't stand silent report.
07:55I can't stand it.
07:56Look, when I saw that, immediately grabbed the tablet.
08:00Oh, I gotta add this and just come out the gate with it.
08:02Oh, coach, coach, coach, coach, coach.
08:04What do you have to say?
08:05I'm such an emotional win.
08:07Yeah.
08:09Hook him.
08:10Coach, how does it feel to beat number one Ohio State?
08:13Good.
08:14Well, we really didn't deserve it.
08:18That's Can We Say Part 1, 97.1.
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