00:53I'm Stedler.
00:55I'm Waldorf.
00:56We're here to heckle a Muppet movie.
00:58Gentlemen, that's straight ahead.
01:00Private screening room, Dave.
01:01Private screening?
01:02Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.
01:04Oh, look at this place.
01:08What a dump.
01:09A bunch of weirdos around here.
01:10Look at them.
01:12Yes, I know you are.
01:13Hey, ladies.
01:14Is this a taken?
01:16What?
01:17Hey, hey.
01:18We're not done.
01:20I'm so nervous.
01:21If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
01:24Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
01:27You know, I hear this movie is dynamite.
01:31Get your fresh organic popcorn.
01:33Only a buck.
01:34Oh, honey, bite me some, please.
01:36Oh, sure.
01:37Mama, nothing's too good for my woman.
01:39Woman!
01:40Woman!
01:41Woman!
01:43Well, I like the movie fine so far.
01:45It hasn't started yet.
01:47That's what I like about it.
01:51Do it!
01:52Yeah!
01:55Oh, hey, Mr. The Frog!
01:58Is it okay for me and my boomerang big to be in your movie?
02:02Hey!
02:04I told you, Lou, not in the movie or at the screening.
02:07Hey, but watch!
02:08Whoa!
02:09Hermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?
02:13Oh, I certainly hope so, Sam.
02:15Sorry about that.
02:18Oh, hi, Biggie.
02:19Hi, Biggie.
02:20I tried to save you a seat, but somebody took it.
02:23Hi, everybody, and welcome to the first screening of the Muppet movie.
02:29But before we begin, I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this film,
02:34starting with the little people from the hairdressers to special effects.
02:39That's enough of that, Harry.
02:52Yeah, but I'd like to thank everybody for all of their hard work and their patience and their...
02:57Roll film!
02:58Roll film!
03:02Roll film!
03:03Roll film!
03:14Excuse me.
03:18Uncle Kermit, is this about how the Muppets really got started?
03:22Well, it's sort of approximately how it happened.
03:45It's just about how the Muppets really got started.
