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00:10:52And within that
00:11:19you can always tell which
00:12:20we're going to let you know we're
00:12:22as we're going to be here
00:12:33Bang, bang.
00:12:34All right, what do we have here?
00:12:36Ah, yes, the werewolf.
00:12:38The price of silver went up this year.
00:12:40Damn, inflation.
00:12:41So we only have a limited amount of bullets.
00:12:43I made the executive decision to hand those to McScruffy.
00:12:46Who?
00:12:47McScruffy.
00:12:48He's a legend around here.
00:12:49Super hairy.
00:12:50Awesome as fuck.
00:12:52As always, special items will be located in the trunk.
00:12:55Who wants to be in charge this year?
00:12:56Ooh, he does.
00:12:58What? No.
00:12:58Lucas, way to step up to the challenge.
00:13:01I'll go over the logistics with you later.
00:13:02Great. Can't wait.
00:13:04All right, back to the board.
00:13:05And then there's this one.
00:13:07Evil in its purest form.
00:13:15The Stickman.
00:13:17Oh, shit.
00:13:19As far as we know, this is the leader of the Dark Army.
00:13:22If you see him, run.
00:13:25No one has ever survived an encounter with the Stickman.
00:13:31And there's always some new weird monsters, so we never really know what we're gonna get.
00:13:34All right, who's ready for the raffle?
00:13:37Okay, maybe, maybe we should go.
00:13:39I'll put the raffle.
00:13:39Yeah, but did you see his drawings?
00:13:41This is fucking weird.
00:13:43Annette.
00:13:44Shots?
00:13:45Oh, everybody!
00:13:46Bye!
00:13:47Uh, uh, uh, Jenny, Jenny, no, no, no, wait.
00:13:58Seventeen!
00:13:59Who had seventeen?
00:14:00Oh!
00:14:02It's...
00:14:02Here.
00:14:03Congratulations.
00:14:03You've won this rolling yard sprayer.
00:14:06And that leaves the shotgun.
00:14:08Who will the lucky winner be?
00:14:11Number two!
00:14:13Who's got number two?
00:14:18Lucas, come on up here!
00:14:21Woo!
00:14:22That's my baby!
00:14:33Congratulations.
00:14:34This might just save your life.
00:14:36Um, thank you.
00:14:41You can go back now.
00:14:42Great, thank you.
00:14:43Sorry.
00:14:44Okay, everyone.
00:14:45We have about thirty minutes till the portal opens.
00:14:47Relax.
00:14:48Go grab a snack.
00:14:49And be sure to use the restroom.
00:14:51We don't want any accidents again this year, do we, Ted?
00:14:54It was one time!
00:14:56He shit himself two years ago.
00:15:01Oh, you are a lucky son of a bitch.
00:15:05I wanted that shotgun so bad.
00:15:09It's Lucas, right?
00:15:10Yes, that is my name.
00:15:12You want a treat?
00:15:13I got a big-ass wrench.
00:15:14No, no, no, no.
00:15:15Don't listen to him.
00:15:16You keep your gun, honey.
00:15:18Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:19Let the man think for himself, Les.
00:15:21Don't call me Les.
00:15:22Would you like it if I called you more?
00:15:23Jenny.
00:15:26Listen, this is your first equinox, so I'm going to help you out.
00:15:30I'm about to go into the bathroom and snort cocaine.
00:15:33You want to come with?
00:15:34It'll help take the edge off.
00:15:37No, I think I'm good.
00:15:39Pussy.
00:15:40I'll snort coke with you, Les.
00:15:41Shut the fuck up, Mar.
00:15:42Are you sure?
00:15:43Yeah, I'm not really a big cocaine guy.
00:15:45Well, I got other shit.
00:15:46Meth?
00:15:46You a meth guy?
00:15:48No.
00:15:48Cat.
00:15:49Shrooms.
00:15:50Acid.
00:15:50What's happening?
00:15:51Crack.
00:15:52Weed.
00:15:52Even more cocaine.
00:15:54Uh, screen cleaner.
00:15:55I actually smoked nutmeg with my cousin once.
00:16:13You're not going to live.
00:16:14So good luck tonight, virgin.
00:16:17Actually, I'm not a virgin.
00:16:19God damn it.
00:16:20You're a full-on suburban man now.
00:16:23Jesus Christ, Jerry.
00:16:24You scared the shit out of me.
00:16:25Language.
00:16:26Right.
00:16:27I am so sorry.
00:16:30Abandoning the city.
00:16:31Moving to the suburbs.
00:16:33Settling down.
00:16:35Big stuff.
00:16:35Yeah, just felt like time.
00:16:38The city was great for our 20s, but, you know, felt like I was ready for the next phase.
00:16:43And, uh, Jenny, you think she's ready for that next phase?
00:16:47Oh, yeah, definitely.
00:16:48I mean, she's a little standoffish today, but she'll come around.
00:16:51She's got this crazy idea that HOAs are evil.
00:16:55Evil?
00:16:56We're not evil.
00:16:57We fight evil.
00:16:59Right about that.
00:17:00Oh, yes, the trunk.
00:17:01Depending on the monster, I'll tell you which weapon is most effective.
00:17:04You get it from the trunk and get it to McScruffy.
00:17:07Capisce?
00:17:12Okay, so this is...
00:17:13Is this like a joke or something?
00:17:15Like a mess with the new neighbors kind of thing?
00:17:17What do you mean?
00:17:18Jerry, you need to take a look at this.
00:17:21There's something moving out there.
00:17:23Nonsense.
00:17:24We should still have 15 minutes.
00:17:26I'll be right back.
00:17:27Try the cheese sticks.
00:17:29They're killer.
00:17:36You know, Annette, I gotta tell you, I wasn't looking forward to this party, but you have
00:17:42changed my mind.
00:17:43And I don't want to jinx it, but this HOA might not be so bad.
00:17:48I'm sorry.
00:17:49Did I hear that correctly?
00:17:50Shh.
00:17:51Don't tell anyone.
00:17:52God, I don't think tonight could get any weirder.
00:17:57Shit, everyone in the positions!
00:17:59It's early!
00:18:04Positions, hurry!
00:18:07Fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:18:08This is the biggest one I've ever seen!
00:18:09Language.
00:18:10Shut the fuck up, Ted!
00:18:13Get the safety off that thing, you little shit!
00:18:15It's fucking go time!
00:18:16Where the hell is McScruffy?
00:18:18He'll be here.
00:18:22Come on, you two.
00:18:24To the windows.
00:18:25The windows?
00:18:30Lucas?
00:18:35Lucas?
00:19:02What the fuck?
00:19:27Here they come.
00:19:31Where the hell is McScruffy?
00:19:39Shit.
00:19:42Witches.
00:19:56What the fuck?
00:19:58Let's get the fuck out of here!
00:20:00Quiet!
00:20:07McScruffy.
00:20:13There's no getting out of here now.
00:20:19There's only one thing we can do.
00:20:25We have...
00:20:35Safety first.
00:20:36Safety first.
00:20:55Welcome to the equinox.
00:20:57Please don't die.
00:20:58Come on, boys!
00:21:00No!
00:21:02No!
00:21:03No!
00:21:03No!
00:21:04No!
00:21:05No!
00:21:06No!
00:21:06No!
00:21:06No!
00:21:06No!
00:21:06No!
00:21:10Come on, you motherfucker!
00:21:13Magic can't stop bullying!
00:21:22Lucas, pull your weight!
00:21:24Jenny, take this!
00:21:25Ah, shit!
00:21:26Sorry!
00:21:27Come on, we have to help them.
00:21:29You just said we should leave.
00:21:31What are you doing?
00:21:34Son of a bitch.
00:21:40He hot laid.
00:21:56Did somebody order broom service?
00:22:01That's what I'm talking about!
00:22:05What just happened?
00:22:06Thank God you showed up.
00:22:09We couldn't have done it without you, Scruff.
00:22:11What the actual fuck?!
00:22:18You better toughen up, sport. That was just the beginning.
00:22:20The beginning?!
00:22:22Did it start yet?!
00:22:25Scruffy!
00:22:26I'm okay!
00:22:27My leg!
00:22:27Son of a bitch!
00:22:30Who gave that kid a gun?!
00:22:32Um, he won it in the raffle.
00:22:34The raffle?!
00:22:35Don't worry, I'm a nurse.
00:22:37It's not that bad.
00:22:38It's just a graze.
00:22:40I need something to wrap it with.
00:22:43Just breathe.
00:22:45This is gonna hurt.
00:22:47Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
00:22:49What the hell, Lucas?!
00:22:50Yeah, what the hell, Lucas?
00:22:51No, no, look, it was an accident, man.
00:22:54It just, it went off.
00:22:55Well, maybe if you'd been over at the window helping us, this might not have happened.
00:22:59What are you-
00:22:59No, no, no.
00:23:01I am sorry that I shot you, McShabby.
00:23:03Max, Cliffy!
00:23:03Someone needs to tell me what the fuck is going on here!
00:23:06Okay, cause there are guts and shit all over my face!
00:23:09And we're those fucking witches!
00:23:12Those fucking witches!
00:23:13I'm so-
00:23:14I can't breathe.
00:23:15It's okay, Dad.
00:23:16I can't breathe!
00:23:19Calm down.
00:23:21Just breathe.
00:23:22You're okay.
00:23:24It's fine.
00:23:27See?
00:23:29Everything is gravy.
00:23:33Ew, you got a little bit of someone's brain in there.
00:23:35Whoa, whoa, easy.
00:23:37You're fine.
00:23:38Just breathe.
00:23:42Good.
00:23:44Now, what are we confused about?
00:23:47Everything.
00:23:49You've heard the legend of this place, right?
00:23:51Why?
00:23:52Yeah, Ted mentioned some stuff.
00:23:55Well, once a year that portal opens up and we've got to kill whatever comes out of it or they'll
00:23:59destroy the neighborhood.
00:24:00Pretty standard HOA stuff.
00:24:03That's why the fees are so high.
00:24:05Gotta pay for bullets and shit.
00:24:08Honestly, half the money goes into fixing this place up every year.
00:24:13That clear things up?
00:24:14No!
00:24:15Why would anyone want to live here?
00:24:18We're getting a pool!
00:24:19That dude exploded on me!
00:24:21Okay, to be fair, people typically don't die.
00:24:23McScruffy was late, the portal opened early.
00:24:25It's just one of those years.
00:24:27You're crazy!
00:24:29You're fu-
00:24:29You're all fucking crazy!
00:24:31Jenny!
00:24:32Hey, Jenny!
00:24:32Come on.
00:24:33Let's get out of here.
00:24:34Focus.
00:24:35What?
00:24:35Jenny!
00:24:36Come on!
00:24:36Right now!
00:24:37We should stay!
00:24:38They need our help!
00:24:39Our help?
00:24:40There's always one.
00:24:41Some people just can't handle it.
00:24:43Pussy.
00:24:44Clearly, they don't want my help.
00:24:46Fuck off, city boy!
00:24:51I need your help.
00:24:53Besides, you're in charge of the trunk!
00:24:54Actually, that reminds me.
00:24:56I need to run you through some of the logistics.
00:24:59Hey, you okay, buddy?
00:25:01Yeah.
00:25:02I'm fine.
00:25:03Shit!
00:25:04Cherry!
00:25:04Oh, shit.
00:25:06My body feels so heavy, but kind of nice.
00:25:10Are you sick?
00:25:11Have you had enough water?
00:25:12Gallon a day, bitch.
00:25:14Don't call me that.
00:25:15Sorry.
00:25:15Okay, so is it your blood sugar?
00:25:17Have you eaten?
00:25:18I had like seven cheese sticks.
00:25:21You did what?
00:25:22I had seven cheese sticks.
00:25:24You ate seven of them?
00:25:25Maybe eight.
00:25:26Oh, he's fucked.
00:25:27Why?
00:25:28What's wrong with the cheese sticks?
00:25:29Well, it's only supposed to be one per person.
00:25:32Why is that?
00:25:33I told you.
00:25:34There's muscle relaxers in them.
00:25:36Why the fuck do the cheese sticks have muscle relaxers in them?
00:25:39Well, helps take the energy off.
00:25:42Yeah, I don't think you know what that means.
00:25:43My body feels like a cloud.
00:25:49Shit.
00:25:49We have movement.
00:25:51Oh, come on.
00:25:52Help me take them over to the window.
00:25:53Can I not shoot anybody this time, Lucas?
00:25:56Come on.
00:25:57Come on.
00:25:57Come on.
00:25:58Come on, Derek.
00:25:58Oh, boy.
00:26:00Here we go.
00:26:00Come on.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:03Okay.
00:26:05Okay.
00:26:06Okay.
00:26:06Okay.
00:26:08Oh, shit.
00:26:09No, it's fine.
00:26:09I can see this way.
00:26:11Stay with me.
00:26:11Hey, he's losing too much blood.
00:26:14What?
00:26:14What's happening?
00:26:15You keep an eye out the window.
00:26:19Come on, Max Scruffy.
00:26:21Come on, buddy.
00:26:22Don't pass out.
00:26:23Come on.
00:26:24Brocers.
00:26:25Is he still breathing?
00:26:26He's still breathing.
00:26:27He's just not responding much.
00:26:29Oh, fuck.
00:26:33You fucked us, kid.
00:26:36And keep an eye on the portal.
00:26:55Uh, something just rose out of the portal.
00:26:58Describe it!
00:27:00It's three floating silver orbs.
00:27:03Orbs?
00:27:04Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:27:05Like, it just looks like gray circles.
00:27:08Or...
00:27:08Kung Fu spirits.
00:27:09Everyone talk!
00:27:18Shit.
00:27:19Cool.
00:27:19Come on.
00:27:22Yo, Bert.
00:27:22You cool, man?
00:27:27Everyone, I need you to listen to me very carefully.
00:27:34Oh, God!
00:27:36Listen!
00:27:37Whatever you do, do not let them bite you.
00:27:40What?
00:27:48Say calm!
00:27:49Lucas!
00:27:50I need you to go into the trunk and get the peach wood sword.
00:27:57Lucas!
00:28:02Lucas!
00:28:03No.
00:28:04Fuck this shit, man.
00:28:05Big-ass Ridge time!
00:28:07Ridge!
00:28:09Big-ass Ridge!
00:28:10Big-ass Ridge!
00:28:11Big-ass Ridge!
00:28:22Let's get him!
00:28:30Oh, shit!
00:28:32Run!
00:28:39Somebody turn me around!
00:28:41Ah!
00:28:46Ah!
00:28:47Oh, my God!
00:28:48Oh, my God!
00:28:49What the fuck?
00:28:51Ah!
00:28:56I'm okay.
00:28:57Ah!
00:28:59Ah!
00:29:00Ah!
00:29:01Ah!
00:29:01Ah!
00:29:01Ah!
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:03You did!
00:29:03Ah!
00:29:04Ah!
00:29:04You?
00:29:05Who happened?
00:29:05Whoa, what?
00:29:10Look at him!
00:29:12Come on!
00:29:13Ah!
00:29:14Ah!
00:29:19Wow!
00:29:20There's hardly degrees, man.
00:29:21I think it's...
00:29:21Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
00:29:37Sorry, neighbors.
00:29:53Light him up.
00:30:01I thought magic couldn't stop bullets!
00:30:03Kung Fu's not magic!
00:30:05Son of a bitch!
00:30:06Lucas! The trunk! You've got to use a sword!
00:30:09Run!
00:30:10Lucas!
00:30:11Am I shouting to myself over here?!
00:30:14Annette, Ginny, grab Jerry and get to the closet.
00:30:24I'll get McScruffy.
00:30:29Come on!
00:30:30Come on!
00:30:31No!
00:30:32We need this sword!
00:30:33Motherfucker!
00:30:39You made it!
00:30:40You left me!
00:30:41No, I said run!
00:30:42Oh shit!
00:30:43Teddy!
00:31:02Open the door!
00:31:15Can somebody sit me up please?
00:31:22Is he still breathing?
00:31:24Yeah.
00:31:25Yeah, it's slow though.
00:31:26Ted, we need to hurry.
00:31:27Yes, hi, hi.
00:31:28I'm at the Gruber Hills clubhouse.
00:31:29There's been an attack and we...
00:31:31Hello?
00:31:33Hello?
00:31:34Fuck!
00:31:37Hi, hello.
00:31:37Yes, this is Gruber Hills club...
00:31:39Hello!
00:31:39It won't work.
00:31:40Yeah, they keep hanging up on me!
00:31:43What the fuck?
00:31:43Give me that!
00:31:44It won't work!
00:31:45The police don't come here!
00:31:47What do you mean the police don't come here?
00:31:49Did you not read anything in your HOA contract?
00:31:51What?
00:31:52The contract?
00:31:53I mean...
00:31:55I skinned it!
00:31:56Lord help me!
00:31:57For I'm about to fuck this boy up!
00:31:59Calm down, Teddy.
00:32:00Don't get too worked up.
00:32:02Remember?
00:32:03You're IBS.
00:32:04Son of a bitch, baby!
00:32:05It's all his fault!
00:32:06No!
00:32:07My fault!
00:32:07Fuck you!
00:32:08This is not my fault!
00:32:10Okay, you guys are the ones hiding this fucking monster mash!
00:32:13To be fair, it was all in the HOA contract.
00:32:15The HOA contract?!
00:32:17Shut your fucking mouth!
00:32:20Those people are all dead.
00:32:23Because of you.
00:32:27Oh, shit!
00:32:36Okay, that was a little harsh.
00:32:38It was an accident.
00:32:39Everyone knows the risks of living here.
00:32:41Anyway, we don't have time to argue.
00:32:42Okay, why don't the cops come here?
00:32:44It's a long answer.
00:32:45And fully outlined in the contract.
00:32:48Yes, thank you, Ted.
00:32:49Super summarized version.
00:32:50The government originally tried to get us to leave when they discovered the portal.
00:32:53But then we worked out a deal with them to let us stay.
00:32:55So now we're able to live here, but we're basically our own mini-county.
00:32:59And that's why there's no property tax.
00:33:01Fuck yeah.
00:33:02Is it worth it with the portal to hell and all?
00:33:05Well, after the first year, we hired McScruffy.
00:33:07We've only had one death since.
00:33:10Totally worth it for the cheap-ass mortgage.
00:33:12But now we're all gonna die, so maybe it wasn't.
00:33:16Well, with that attitude, we will.
00:33:18Sorry, Jared.
00:33:19Back to the issue at hand.
00:33:21As I was shouting at all of you earlier,
00:33:23the kung fu spirits can only be killed by stabbing them in the heart with peach wood.
00:33:26Lucky for us, we have a peach wood sword in the trunk.
00:33:29What's peach wood?
00:33:30It's wood from a peach tree.
00:33:32Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
00:33:33But why not oak or pine?
00:33:35It's old Taoism magic.
00:33:36Oh my god, we don't have time for this!
00:33:38We've got to get to the trunk and get the sword!
00:33:39Then we can kill those fuckers before the next monsters get here!
00:33:41Uh, better idea.
00:33:42Why don't we, uh, stay in here where it's safe?
00:33:44Out of the question!
00:33:46The longer we wait, the more monsters will appear.
00:33:48Eventually, something will burst through that door and kill us all.
00:33:51Yeah, okay.
00:33:51Maybe, maybe we get the sword then.
00:33:53Oh, yeah.
00:33:54Great plan.
00:33:55Except you're forgetting one thing.
00:33:57Who's gonna stab the spirits?
00:33:59McScruffy's totally out of commission.
00:34:04I will.
00:34:08I'll get the sword.
00:34:10I'll kill those spirits.
00:34:12I got us into this mess.
00:34:14It's the least I can do.
00:34:19Fuck you, Will!
00:34:20No, I'm serious.
00:34:21Can you believe this, kid?
00:34:21Hey, I'm serious.
00:34:22You wouldn't last two seconds out there.
00:34:24We need a real plan.
00:34:25Actually, Lucas is really fast.
00:34:28He could probably get to the trunk.
00:34:30Oh, bull.
00:34:30He's not fast.
00:34:31What's your mile time?
00:34:32447.
00:34:33Oh, yeah, that's pretty fast.
00:34:34Then it's settled.
00:34:35Lucas, we're counting on you.
00:34:38I'm gonna go with you to provide some distractions.
00:34:41Thanks, Ted.
00:34:41I'm not doing it for you.
00:34:43I'm doing it because I don't have faith you won't try to bail on us.
00:34:46Teamwork!
00:34:47I like it.
00:34:48Jenny, you man the door.
00:34:49Let's get moving!
00:34:50That's the week for good luck.
00:34:51I love you, woman.
00:34:54Listen, I thought you were right behind me, I swear.
00:34:56Yeah, you know, it's fine.
00:34:58Just be careful.
00:35:00Lightning McQueen, let's go.
00:35:03Ooh, ka-chow.
00:35:25Where did they go?
00:35:26Shh.
00:35:49Oh, good.
00:35:50Yeah, that's not terrifying.
00:35:52Jenny, grab one of Nick Scruffy's guns and cover us.
00:35:57Come on, city boy.
00:36:00Let's go get that sword.
00:36:01You know, now that we're here, I was thinking maybe we don't.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:07Can I have a gun?
00:36:08Abso-fucking-lutri not.
00:36:10Now move.
00:36:13Shh.
00:36:14Let's go try to go.
00:36:15What the fuck?
00:36:42You're not getting in here.
00:36:42Yes, where's it?
00:36:43I'm gonna get that sword.
00:36:43I'm gonna get out of here.
00:36:57Hurry up.
00:37:05Jesus!
00:37:06Sorry, sorry, that's my bad.
00:37:08You almost made me shit my pants.
00:37:12Sorry.
00:37:22Oh my god.
00:37:25Hey, what does it look like?
00:37:26It looks like a fucking wooden sword, you dumbass.
00:37:29I don't know if that was like a technical name or something.
00:37:31A technical name?
00:37:50There's fog.
00:37:53What?
00:37:54It's like fog creeping across the floor.
00:38:00He's here.
00:38:01Who?
00:38:07Jenny, what the hell?
00:38:10I don't know.
00:38:38I don't know.
00:38:40I don't know if I can find that sword.
00:38:42Uh, Ted?
00:38:43Goddammit, Lucas!
00:38:45Get the sword!
00:38:47Lucas?
00:38:48Yeah, I'm looking, okay?
00:38:51Lucas?
00:38:52I'm looking.
00:38:53Oh!
00:38:54Got it!
00:38:55Get the sword!
00:39:01Get the sword!
00:39:03What the fuck?
00:39:13Goddammit, Lucas!
00:39:14Start stabbing these sons of bitches!
00:39:15Fuck this!
00:39:16Jenny!
00:39:19Let me in!
00:39:20Jenny!
00:39:21Jenny!
00:39:22Come on!
00:39:22Jenny!
00:39:23Let me in!
00:39:23Let me in!
00:39:25I'm trying!
00:39:27It's done!
00:39:28There's fucking couple of zombies out here!
00:39:30Let me in!
00:39:33Fuck!
00:39:33Everybody back up!
00:39:35Oh, boy.
00:39:35Fuck you, dork!
00:39:38Oh, my gosh!
00:39:40Jenny!
00:39:43Lucas!
00:39:43Yes!
00:39:45The sword!
00:39:47Lucas, use the fucking sword!
00:40:05The bathroom!
00:40:18Oh, my God.
00:40:19Holy shit!
00:40:21What was that?
00:40:22You gotta use the sword.
00:40:23It's the only way to kill him.
00:40:24No, I did.
00:40:25And it didn't work.
00:40:26You gotta stab him in the heart.
00:40:29Oh, my God.
00:40:30Yeah, okay.
00:40:31Yeah, okay.
00:40:32That, okay.
00:40:32That makes sense.
00:40:33Uh-oh.
00:40:34I gotta sit down.
00:40:35I gotta catch my breath.
00:40:37Fucking cardio!
00:40:42Oh, shit.
00:40:44When I catch my breath, we're gonna go back out there.
00:40:48I'm gonna give you an opening, and all we gotta do is stab.
00:40:50Okay?
00:40:50What if we just stayed in here?
00:40:52No, we can't!
00:40:53If another monster shows up, we are extra fucked!
00:40:57And I'm not dying tonight.
00:40:59God damn it, we need McScruffy!
00:41:04Look, I'm...
00:41:06I'm really sorry.
00:41:07I, uh...
00:41:09I really messed up.
00:41:10If I was just at the window, like you said, I wouldn't have shot McScruffy.
00:41:14If you had a red contract.
00:41:17Yeah, that too.
00:41:22Oh, fuck.
00:41:24And now here we are, in a bathroom.
00:41:27Hiding!
00:41:29We're about to go back out there.
00:41:31And kill our neighbors.
00:41:32With a wooden sword.
00:41:36Life treats you kinda funny sometimes, isn't it?
00:41:40Let me give you some advice, kid.
00:41:44Life is gonna throw a bunch of shit at ya.
00:41:46You can plan, and you can prepare.
00:41:48But eventually, something's gonna blindside ya.
00:41:52When it does, you're gonna have a choice to make.
00:41:57Do I roll over and let life fuck me?
00:42:02Or do I fuck life right back?
00:42:08That's a really weird analogy.
00:42:10I need you to be strong.
00:42:12Jenny needs you to be strong.
00:42:15The HOA needs you to be strong.
00:42:20But...
00:42:21I'm scared.
00:42:22Who says I'm not?
00:42:24What does being scared have to do with anything?
00:42:26I'm talking about strength.
00:42:30This is your moment.
00:42:32This is where you show your true colors.
00:42:35Prove me wrong, Lucas.
00:42:38Show me you're not a selfish asshole.
00:42:43Okay.
00:42:43Don't just say okay.
00:42:45I need you to mean it.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49You're right.
00:42:51I hear you.
00:42:54This is it.
00:42:55If you run again, I swear I'll kill you myself.
00:42:59Okay.
00:43:01Atta boy.
00:43:02Now let's go kick some fuckin' kung fu spirit ass.
00:43:07Wait.
00:43:08What are you talking about?
00:43:09Wait.
00:43:09That was a great pep talk.
00:43:11Leslie's coke.
00:43:16You think of what I'm thinking?
00:43:18Snort some coke.
00:43:19Get fuckin' pumped.
00:43:21And go kill some zombies.
00:43:23What?
00:43:23No.
00:43:23What are you...
00:43:24It's a stimulant.
00:43:26I know.
00:43:27That's what I was...
00:43:28Oh.
00:43:31You think?
00:43:33Maybe.
00:43:35Maybe.
00:43:44We need to get to McScruffy.
00:43:46Now!
00:43:49There.
00:43:50That'll help.
00:43:51A bit.
00:43:52Any luck?
00:43:53It's still not moving.
00:43:55Maybe if I...
00:43:59What was that?
00:44:00Jared, they're still not back yet.
00:44:02Don't panic.
00:44:03We'll be alright.
00:44:04Jenny!
00:44:04I need you to reload McScruffy's Glocks!
00:44:07Reload?
00:44:07Why would...
00:44:11Quickly!
00:44:13Come on, Lucas.
00:44:14Where are you?
00:44:15How do you get the ammo holder thingy out?
00:44:18The little button!
00:44:18The button on the side!
00:44:20Oh, dear lord.
00:44:21I'll make the opening and you stab, okay?
00:44:23Got it.
00:44:24Don't let me down, city boy.
00:44:26Alright?
00:44:26Time to be strong.
00:44:27Let's do this.
00:44:28Just fake it till you make it, baby.
00:44:33Ahhhh!
00:44:34They just mutored out.
00:45:01It's not working.
00:45:04Put your back into him!
00:45:06I am!
00:45:08Bitch!
00:45:11Hold it there!
00:45:28It's in my mouth!
00:45:30Fuck yes!
00:45:32Again!
00:45:33Again!
00:45:34You can't fucking see!
00:45:35Lucas!
00:45:40Why does this keep happening?
00:45:43Reset!
00:45:44Try!
00:45:45Now, Lucas!
00:45:52Ha! Glasses, bitch!
00:45:56Shit!
00:45:59Sorry, Leslie.
00:46:00Looks like we got the final.
00:46:02Blow!
00:46:13Holy shit!
00:46:22Way to be strong, city boy.
00:46:24All right.
00:46:28Teddy!
00:46:29Annette?
00:46:30Old man,
00:46:30The world.
00:46:44Say goodbye!
00:46:46No,
00:46:47she knows what.
00:46:49It's the time.
00:46:50We have to lose!
00:46:50Three boys!
00:46:54Proviably like me.
00:46:59Theondenh
00:47:01Get this to Ms. Scruffy.
00:47:03Do it.
00:47:07I'll take care of the pooch.
00:47:12Come on, Clifford.
00:47:14Let's tango.
00:47:21Fine.
00:47:22This fight it is.
00:47:27Is that all you got?
00:47:31Werewolf!
00:47:31I know! Jenny, hurry!
00:47:33Fuck.
00:47:44How many bullets fit in this thing?
00:47:46You don't have the bullets!
00:47:47What are you doing?
00:47:48Come on, please work.
00:47:49Please work, please work, please work.
00:47:51Oh, Tim!
00:47:58Jenny, hurry!
00:47:59I'm trying. I've never done this before.
00:48:01Come on.
00:48:02God damn it! Come on!
00:48:08Fuck you, purple!
00:48:24Keep your hands off my wife.
00:48:27If you...
00:48:28I got it!
00:48:38I got it!
00:48:51Are you dead?
00:48:52No, he's alive.
00:48:57He's freaking out, I think.
00:48:59Bang!
00:49:02Oh, my God.
00:49:03I am so sorry.
00:49:04I am so sorry.
00:49:05I didn't mean to leave you.
00:49:06No, no, no.
00:49:07No, it's okay.
00:49:08I'm just glad you're safe.
00:49:11Eddie?
00:49:13Eddie?
00:49:14Eddie?
00:49:16Eddie?
00:49:18Eddie?
00:49:18Eddie?
00:49:20Eddie?
00:49:27I love you, Annette.
00:49:30Me too.
00:49:32You're gonna hang on.
00:49:33You're gonna hang in there.
00:49:34You're gonna be okay.
00:49:36You're gonna be okay.
00:49:42I guess I got, uh, blindsided, huh?
00:49:50Hey, kid.
00:49:53This is another one of those, um, moments.
00:50:07I love you, Annette.
00:50:09Daddy, you can't.
00:50:11Daddy, you can't.
00:50:17Daddy, you can't.
00:50:21You can't.
00:50:23Daddy, you can't.
00:50:25No, no.
00:50:30No.
00:50:31No, no, Teddy.
00:50:39Daddy.
00:50:41Daddy, no.
00:50:43Daddy.
00:50:45Baby, no.
00:50:46Daddy.
00:50:47Daddy.
00:50:49Daddy.
00:50:50Daddy, please.
00:50:52Daddy, please.
00:50:53Daddy.
00:50:54Daddy.
00:51:10Daddy.
00:51:27Teddy?
00:51:29Shit!
00:51:30Annette, get back!
00:51:39Focus!
00:51:40Do something!
00:51:44Let her go!
00:51:46Don't make me use this!
00:51:47Fuck it!
00:51:51Don't let me down, city boy.
00:51:53It's time to be strong.
00:52:06That wasn't it.
00:52:07You know that wasn't it.
00:52:08That wasn't it, just the doom is the steam shaft.
00:52:15Don't let her go!
00:52:23Don't let her go!
00:52:25Don't let her go and let her go!
00:52:32Don't let her go!
00:52:59I'm not crying.
00:53:00I'm just allergic to the blood.
00:53:03Yeah, me too.
00:53:10I'm so sorry.
00:53:13I'm so sorry.
00:53:15I really fucked up.
00:53:17I think I really fucked up, Jenny.
00:53:20We should not be here.
00:53:22We shouldn't have even moved here.
00:53:25Because you didn't even want an HOA to begin with.
00:53:29Yeah, but even you couldn't have predicted this.
00:53:34I could have listened to you.
00:53:37Do you know I could have listened?
00:53:40And we wouldn't even be here tonight.
00:53:45True.
00:53:49Hey, did you know that Annette's moonshine just got picked up for distribution?
00:53:54It's gonna be available across the country in just a few months.
00:53:59Jerry knew some guys who pulled some strings.
00:54:03What are you talking about?
00:54:05And Marcus, he gave out free oil changes to everyone in the neighborhood just because.
00:54:13Oh, and Annette told me that Ted ran a neighborhood adult t-balling.
00:54:22Adult t-ball?
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:25Yeah.
00:54:26It was just an excuse to get day drunk.
00:54:30Jenny, what are you doing?
00:54:33I'm just saying that they had a real family vibe here.
00:54:39And given other circumstances, I think we could have been really happy here.
00:54:48Jenny, you don't have to try to make me feel better.
00:54:51I'm not.
00:54:54I just need you to know that I don't blame you for this.
00:55:00It's not your fault.
00:55:17Hey, Jenny.
00:55:19Yeah.
00:55:23I don't want us to die.
00:55:28We're not gonna.
00:55:31You just gotta stop being a negative Nancy.
00:55:40Annette, we need to get moving.
00:55:43Another wave is coming.
00:55:46What's the point?
00:55:48I've got a plan.
00:55:50It's crazy.
00:55:51But it's a plan.
00:55:53I don't think Teddy would want us to give up without a fight.
00:56:00What's the motto?
00:56:02Welcome to the Equinox.
00:56:05Please don't die.
00:56:10Thanks.
00:56:11I'm finally starting to feel my fingers.
00:56:13Check it.
00:56:15Got you, bitch.
00:56:19I'll punch you later.
00:56:20Jenny, anything out the window?
00:56:22Nothing yet.
00:56:22It's still quiet.
00:56:24Okay, so what's this plan?
00:56:25Alright, so you know how we're always on the defensive, right?
00:56:27We're always protecting the clubhouse from the monsters, yeah?
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:30So we flip it.
00:56:31We go on the offensive.
00:56:33Okay, okay, so we attack the monsters.
00:56:37Not the monsters.
00:56:38We attack the portal.
00:56:40And how do we do that?
00:56:50We get drunk.
00:56:51That moonshine is...
00:56:53190 proof.
00:56:55AKA flammable as fuck.
00:56:58Okay, so we light the portal on fire?
00:57:00We fight fire with fire.
00:57:02That just makes more fire.
00:57:04We're not gonna burn them.
00:57:06We're gonna blow these motherfuckers to kingdom come.
00:57:10I mean, is... is that gonna work?
00:57:13Hard maybe.
00:57:1370-30 chance.
00:57:1470 it works, or...
00:57:20We fill that sucker up, push it in, come motherfucking boom.
00:57:24Okay, and to get it there, we, uh...
00:57:26We run it.
00:57:29You mean I run it?
00:57:31You good with that?
00:57:35We've got movement.
00:57:37Shit.
00:57:38What is it?
00:57:39What do you see?
00:57:40Uh, I... I don't know.
00:57:41A bird?
00:57:42Maybe a...
00:57:43A bat?
00:57:58What?
00:57:59What the?
00:57:59I've only heard about them in Legends.
00:58:02Kamikaze bats.
00:58:09Time to put the plan into action!
00:58:11Annette!
00:58:11Start filling that thing up!
00:58:12Jenny!
00:58:13Find a gun and start shooting down as many of those little fuckers as you can before they get here!
00:58:17Lucas!
00:58:19Limber up.
00:58:22Wait!
00:58:25Nick Scruffy!
00:58:28You're gonna need some extra cover.
00:58:36I'm coming with ya.
00:59:02You good Scruff?
00:59:04Bang!
00:59:06Good enough.
00:59:07Lucas!
00:59:08You just focus on running.
00:59:09Nick Scruffy will be your cover.
00:59:11Jenny!
00:59:11You sharpshoot from here!
00:59:12And Jerry?
00:59:13You stay put.
00:59:14No need to be a dick.
00:59:15Gotcha, bitch.
00:59:17Okay.
00:59:19Let's do this.
00:59:21Wait!
00:59:22I just wanna say...
00:59:23Jenny!
00:59:24We don't have time for this right now!
00:59:25I'm glad we moved here.
00:59:26I love you.
00:59:27I love you too.
00:59:29Bang!
00:59:30Don't you worry, Scruff.
00:59:31We will.
00:59:33Lucas!
00:59:34Hurry!
00:59:34Oh, shit.
00:59:35Right.
00:59:37Let's do this.
00:59:59He's dead!
01:00:03No!
01:00:07No!
01:00:09He's dead!
01:00:11No!
01:00:12No!
01:00:12No!
01:00:13No!
01:00:21No!
01:00:29Fuck!
01:00:30What?
01:00:31They fell!
01:00:32What?
01:00:36Mick Scruffy, push!
01:00:38Come on! God dammit!
01:00:41Whose great idea was it to tape us together?
01:00:43Roll!
01:00:45To the left!
01:00:46Right. Sorry.
01:00:49Time to check your bad attitude.
01:00:54Mick Scruffy, the moonshine!
01:00:59This isn't working!
01:01:01There's so many of them!
01:01:04Jenny, we've got a problem.
01:01:06Yeah, no shit, we have a problem!
01:01:08No, I mean...
01:01:10Fuck.
01:01:15You're...
01:01:16Fuck!
01:01:17Come on!
01:01:18Piece of shit!
01:01:20How do you tear, duck team?
01:01:22Combat knife, left ankle!
01:01:24What the fuck?
01:01:27Jesus Christ!
01:01:29Get!
01:01:30Get!
01:01:31Get!
01:01:34Get!
01:01:34Get!
01:01:34Go kill!
01:01:36I'm a monster kill!
01:01:37Scruffy, it's empty!
01:01:39We've only got one option then.
01:01:43You've had that on the whole time?!
01:01:45That's so dangerous!
01:01:47Get me to the portal.
01:01:48that's all!
01:01:54And that's the same person.
01:01:55Oh, shit!
01:01:57Oh, shit!
01:02:06Oh, shit!
01:02:07Oh, shit!
01:02:09Oh, shit!
01:02:12there's something in here
01:02:15somebody touched my butt
01:02:17Jerry
01:02:53I love you
01:03:10I don't like this
01:03:12I don't do scary shit
01:03:48I don't like this
01:03:51I don't like this
01:04:21I don't like this
01:04:29I don't like this
01:04:45You took my daddy
01:04:50Now it's time to reap what you sow
01:04:55Take that you nasty
01:04:57This ghoul-looking mother fucker
01:05:09No!
01:05:10No!
01:05:28What was that?
01:05:32Run!
01:05:33Run!
01:05:48Okay, how do we get this thing off you?
01:05:50You don't
01:05:50No, no, no, no
01:05:51There's gotta be a seam
01:05:52Or something
01:05:52There's no time
01:05:54No, no, no
01:05:54I can cut it off
01:05:55Listen!
01:05:58This is your HOA now
01:06:01Mixed double
01:06:07Like what?
01:06:14No, no, no, no
01:06:19No, no, no
01:06:22What is this?
01:06:23No, no
01:06:49I'll cover you, run!
01:06:50No, Scrappy, I can't just...
01:06:52I'm already dead.
01:06:53Now go!
01:06:54What are you doing?
01:06:55Go!
01:07:03Make us proud, Mixed Double.
01:07:06Holy shit!
01:07:07Holy shit!
01:07:08Holy shit!
01:07:09Holy shit!
01:07:09Holy shit!
01:07:11Holy shit!
01:07:23Holy shit!
01:07:25Holy shit!
01:07:27Holy shit!
01:07:29Holy shit!
01:07:37Holy shit!
01:07:41Holy shit!
01:07:43Holy shit!
01:07:44Holy shit!
01:07:46Holy shit!
01:07:53have vibrantonse together all of the equations and fare the list.
01:08:06I guess you could say
01:08:08I went out with her.
01:08:13Miss Scruffy!
01:08:24Miss Scruffy!
01:09:02Miss Scruffy!
01:09:08Yes she can!
01:09:12Jenny!
01:09:29Oh my god, that was so scary.
01:09:50Jerry, you're alive!
01:09:52Where am I?
01:09:53Where was I?
01:09:54I was surrounded by flame.
01:09:56You're okay, you're okay.
01:09:57Breathe, breathe.
01:09:58You're in the clubhouse.
01:10:01Oh, thank god.
01:10:02It smells horrible.
01:10:07That man touched me with his stick.
01:10:11You're okay.
01:10:14I want to get home.
01:10:16I want to get home.
01:10:17I want to get home.
01:10:28Well, maybe just a smidge that way.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:35Greetings.
01:10:36Settling in okay?
01:10:38I need a mover.
01:10:39I don't want to go.
01:10:40Well, I just wanted to invite you to a party at the clubhouse tonight.
01:10:43It's a little annual thing we do here.
01:10:44Put on by the HOA.
01:10:46Party?
01:10:47Hell yeah.
01:10:48Fantastic.
01:10:49I'll see you at seven.
01:10:50Sharp.
01:10:54Oh, McScrappy, you're drooling.
01:10:58Shall we head to the fort?
01:10:59Let's do it.
01:11:00And hey, they're lucky it's actually just a party this year.
01:11:03Otherwise, McStubble might have to make an appearance.
01:11:05I still don't believe he actually called you that.
01:11:08No, he definitely did.
01:11:09It just grows in blonde.
01:11:12What do you think of this lawn?
01:11:13Should we send a letter?
01:11:14I was thinking the same thing.
01:11:15They've been here, what, a week already?
01:11:17The nerve.
01:11:18Now, boys, be nice.
01:11:21Oh, Derek the dick's back from vacation.
01:11:23Yeah, they didn't do that.
01:11:32Let's get him!
01:11:55It's so funny.
01:11:55Wait, it's so funny.
01:11:56What's that?
01:11:58Oh!
01:11:59Ahhhh!
01:12:01Ahhhh!
01:12:04I'll be driving off the door.
01:12:05Ahhhh!
01:12:06Ahhhh!
01:12:07No!
01:12:07Yes, sir!
01:12:08Assunta-
01:12:09Yes, sir!
01:12:11Woo-hoo!
01:12:12Oh my god!
01:12:14Oh my god!
01:12:14Now!
01:12:14Sooooooo!
01:12:34what's leslie doing drugs she's doing drugs
01:12:48i still don't believe he actually
01:13:00all right everyone gather round
01:13:08come on welcome to the ted talks
01:13:16i was trying to hold my breath
01:13:21bang
01:13:22all right cut
01:13:41let's call it a day
01:13:43i'm 65 miles away
01:13:46go about an hour to think of what i'm
01:13:51gonna say
01:13:54hello
01:13:55so here i am
01:13:57i'll be missing you
01:13:59don't know what i can to forget you
01:14:03didn't know how much i love you
01:14:06so baby
01:14:08how much is much
01:14:11how deep is deep
01:14:14how much is much
01:14:18how sweet is sweet
01:14:22always try to give you everything i had
01:14:27everything i had
01:14:30running round in circles makes me sad
01:14:34how how how much
01:14:38is much
01:14:39how deep deep deep is sweet
01:14:51how much
01:14:53how much
01:14:55how much
01:14:56come on
01:14:58open the door
01:15:00you won't find me weeping on your floor
01:15:04all i want to know is the answer to my question
01:15:11hello
01:15:12hello
01:15:12it's been so long
01:15:14i've been missing you
01:15:17don't get me wrong
01:15:18but i can't go on
01:15:20not a day without you beside me
01:15:24so baby
01:15:25how much
01:15:27is much
01:15:28how deep
01:15:30is deep
01:15:32how much
01:15:34is much
01:15:35how sweet
01:15:37is sweet
01:15:39always try to give you everything i hate
01:15:45everything i hate
01:15:48running round in circles makes me sad
01:15:52how how how much
01:15:55is much
01:15:57how deep
01:15:58is deep
01:16:00how much
01:16:02is much
01:16:03how sweet
01:16:05sweet
01:16:06sweet
01:16:06sweet
01:16:09sweet
01:16:09sweet